Man, fuck you guys.

Today was a shitty commute.
It started raining halfway through the day, and no one here knows wtf to do in the rain, so that was a 20 minute drive bumped up to an hour.
On my way to work, a dump truck in front of me lost two tires, including the axel. Two huge fucking tires bouncing 6 god damn feet in the air, going 60 mph, stopping 5 lanes of confused motherfuckers. Finally they hit the median and ran parallel to it for another mile or so, slowing down and calming down enough where people could actually pass without worrying if they were going to bounce back into their damn lane.

Don't even get me started on my drive on my lunch break. My work is near one of the most popular malls in the god damn metro area.