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Bebpo

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Top3 things you think about?
« on: January 11, 2012, 01:58:24 PM »
Apparently the "average male" spends most of his time thinking about sex, money, and sleep during his waking day according to some statistic somewhere.  I find this statistic off. 

Let's prove statistics wrong!

My top 3:
1.  Work/Cases  (job, aka. what I want to do for society)
2.  Videogames (fun, aka. what I want to do for myself)
3.  Food (health, aka what I want to do to live)

« Last Edit: January 11, 2012, 02:00:20 PM by Bebpo »

CajoleJuice

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2012, 02:01:25 PM »
The Past (pain)
The Future (more pain)
Sex (lack of)
« Last Edit: January 11, 2012, 02:04:10 PM by CajoleJuice »
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Mupepe

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2012, 02:02:16 PM »
Sex, money and sleep are definitely my top 3.

MrAngryFace

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2012, 02:05:22 PM »
Everything I need to do
Everything i'm doing wrong
Work

Such is the way of life for a slightly neurotic single dude.
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Robo

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2012, 02:08:58 PM »
Sex, money and sleep, for sure.

After those things, probably: time management and food, followed by a vortex of nonsense.

« Last Edit: January 11, 2012, 02:16:31 PM by Robo »
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Momo

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2012, 02:09:57 PM »
Videogames
Anime/Manga/Weaboo shit
Sex

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2012, 02:14:00 PM »
sex
the future
past mistakes
zzzzz

CajoleJuice

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2012, 02:18:27 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2012, 02:22:56 PM »
Past mistakes
Things I need to get done
Sex
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Himu

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2012, 02:23:19 PM »
sex
the past
the present
IYKYK

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2012, 02:23:38 PM »
past mistakes
present mistakes
future mistakes
©@©™

tiesto

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2012, 02:24:37 PM »
Sex, Food and Partying, like any Italian male
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Hitler Stole My Potato

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2012, 02:25:46 PM »
Sex
Money
Work

....occasionally the wife comes up too lol
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Reb

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Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2012, 02:27:52 PM »
Judging myself
Sex
Food
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Mupepe

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2012, 02:29:09 PM »
Food is a very close 4th. Past mistakes are up there but that's generally only when I'm drunk or high

CajoleJuice

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2012, 02:29:19 PM »
Sex, Food and Partying, like any Italian male

I thought it was Gym, Tan, Laundry
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2012, 02:30:22 PM »
next three:

Food
Work
StarCraft
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Brehvolution

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2012, 04:21:36 PM »
Past sex
current sex
future sex
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Beezy

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2012, 04:24:09 PM »
The Past (pain)
The Future (more pain)
Sex (lack of)
Exactly this.

Sex, Food and Partying, like any Italian male

I thought it was Gym, Tan, Laundry
I laughed way too hard at this.

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2012, 04:54:35 PM »
1. work.
2. parenting.
3. ocd shit.
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Bebpo

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2012, 04:55:27 PM »
I don't really think about sex outside of when I'm having it, with a girl and wanting to have it, or when I'm watching porn.   It's not like I don't like sex, it just...doesn't really cross my mind during the day. 

Past mistakes I only think about when drunk. 


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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2012, 04:57:54 PM »
past mistakes
unknown future caused by past mistakes
health
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T234

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2012, 05:24:56 PM »
Top 4 in no order:

Weed
Ice Cream
MILFs
Magic: the Gathering
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Mupepe

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2012, 05:27:29 PM »
The Past (pain)
The Future (more pain)
Sex (lack of)
Exactly this.

Sex, Food and Partying, like any Italian male

I thought it was Gym, Tan, Laundry
I laughed way too hard at this.
Why don't you just suck Cajole's cock since you're riding him so hard.  Jesus, Beezy!

Himu

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2012, 05:29:43 PM »
Currently thinking about:

Pooping
Going to the gym
How the hell do I console a friend whose mother is dying?
IYKYK

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2012, 05:51:12 PM »
I think about what the person I'm talking too looks like naked, or what his penis looks like (if they're overweight)

I think about how much money I have, what I feel like buying, and how much I could have saved if I just didn't buy so much shit

I think about what game I'm going to play next, or what game I want to fucking come out already (Final Fantasy 13-2)


Mostly the first one though
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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2012, 05:53:48 PM »
The Past (pain)
The Future (more pain)
Sex (lack of)
Exactly this.

Sex, Food and Partying, like any Italian male

I thought it was Gym, Tan, Laundry
I laughed way too hard at this.
Why don't you just suck Cajole's cock since you're riding him so hard.  Jesus, Beezy!

not that desperate yet, ok?
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Mupepe

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2012, 06:01:36 PM »
Hopefully by June, Cajole.

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2012, 06:02:42 PM »
The Past (pain)
The Future (should be awesome)
Sex (lack of)

fixed for me

CajoleJuice

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2012, 06:06:47 PM »
Hopefully by June, Cajole.

I'm texting a girl right now! Never!

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Himu

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2012, 06:10:41 PM »
:tauntaun
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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2012, 06:23:14 PM »
Fuck you guys

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2012, 06:26:37 PM »
Past mistakes, current mistakes, future mistakes.

tiesto

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2012, 06:31:52 PM »
1. work.
2. parenting.
3. ocd shit.
4. sex sidehugging
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Diunx

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2012, 06:49:14 PM »
Pussy, food and money.
Drunk

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2012, 06:50:02 PM »
1) Work
2) Shit I need to do
3) Shit I should have done better than I did
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2012, 07:16:51 PM »
1)IR porn
2)Basketball moves
3)Next workout routine
4)Work/Academics
5)Food

cool breeze

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2012, 07:55:56 PM »
1. Planning / time management / to do
2. Wondering why I failed to follow the plan
3. OCD woes (back and forth between "why does this bother me??" and "OH GOD IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH")

I think I have an unconscious fear of clocks.  If I see the time, I either calculate time spent vs time left or am shocked by how much time has passed. 


The Sceneman

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2012, 08:52:31 PM »
1. videogames/getting achievements
2. wanting a job
3. what pussy smells like
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Timber

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2012, 09:07:44 PM »
Tenochtitlan, Persona 4, Toblerone.
w/e

pilonv1

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2012, 09:50:54 PM »
past mistakes
present mistakes
future mistakes

sounds like me.
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drew

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2012, 10:10:18 PM »
guns, sex and a tie between videogames and drugs
« Last Edit: January 11, 2012, 10:17:51 PM by drew »

Trent Dole

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2012, 10:41:25 PM »
First impulse responses are money, sex, and food, so I'm goin' with those.
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2012, 10:56:18 PM »
QED

recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2012, 11:00:33 PM »
also values, pointers, references, unique_ptrs, shared_ptrs, const values, const pointers, const references, const unique_ptrs, const shared_ptrs, and buffer overflows.
QED

Shaka Khan

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2012, 11:01:29 PM »
FYL
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Akala

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2012, 11:29:50 PM »
future plans
current objectives
vegas
katawa shoujo

Beezy

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #47 on: January 12, 2012, 01:37:03 AM »
Why don't you just suck Cajole's cock since you're riding him so hard.  Jesus, Beezy!
That's Himu's role.

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #48 on: January 12, 2012, 01:44:00 AM »
Cock
Hard Cock
Hard Black Cock

...just kidding, mostly
1. plans for the future
2. how fucked in general the human race is
3. if people really are that fucking stupid, why can't I convince bitches to fuck me
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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #49 on: January 12, 2012, 01:44:55 AM »
right now im wondering if it's my coffee that smells like urine or me

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2012, 01:46:13 AM »
Top 4 in no order:

Weed
Ice Cream
MILFs
Magic: the Gathering

*high fives T234*
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T234

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #51 on: January 12, 2012, 02:12:41 AM »
High five you back.

Some guy in our NO B/R LIST meta built vintage LED Dredge. My LEGACY LEGAL Mono-Black beat him 2-0 after he called me out. My Mono-Black beats combo AND control like a drum, falls to burn and don't do that well against aggro. When that deck was originally built to CORNHOLE an entire aggro meta :lol :lol. My baby is 96-17 in sets with some hilarious wins over Channel-Oath of Druids Eldrazi (I killed 17 motherfucking EMRAKULS during 1 game. How? He had to chump block a GIANT Nantuko Shade every turn with the Emrakul he got off of Oath :rofl :rofl ), and Blue-Black Iona Reanimator (Set of Forces, M. Tutor, D. Tutor, and even V. Tutor. Shit's ROUGH).
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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2012, 02:22:35 AM »
Also, one thing that I've been thinking about lately is WHY THE FUCK WON'T ALEXIS TEXAS DO INTERRACIAL???
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T234

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2012, 02:25:40 AM »
PD's been complainin about that forever  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2012, 02:32:07 AM »
1."god damn im so tired"
2."but ive still got so much bullshit to do"
3."and im really fuckin hungry"
4."mupepe"
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2012, 02:51:27 AM »
Also, one thing that I've been thinking about lately is WHY THE FUCK WON'T ALEXIS TEXAS DO INTERRACIAL???

dodgers :piss2

I general argument is that performing interracial scenes diminishes a porn star's $ worth, but I don't think that applies in 2011/12.  She'd get so much work/scenes if she did some ir

If I had to bet I'd say it's not about money, she doesn't want to have sex with black dudes
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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2012, 08:56:07 AM »
Skyrim
Skyrim
Skyrim

*note:  results may be a temporary anomaly.
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T234

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2012, 01:37:44 PM »
No GSP on the list?

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2012, 01:49:41 PM »
No GSP on the list?

I R HIILY SUSSPISHUS

GSP hasn't fought in nine months, and won't fight again for at least another six.  There's a limit to even my mancrush if he disappears for a year and a half. ;(
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T234

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Re: Top3 things you think about?
« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2012, 02:06:15 PM »
Speaking of crushin, who ya got this weekend? Gonna be a pretty good card looks like.
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