Author Topic: >japan (Read 2023 times)

Momo · « **on:** January 12, 2012, 02:59:39 AM »

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Maybe Japan needs some new interpreters because it looks like they took our saying of “slobbing the knob” a little too literally. Their newest trend in photography, girls licking doorknobs:

http://www.strangebeaver.com/2012/01/japan-s-latest-wtf-trend/

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:04:14 AM »

Come on, God. Just a couple more tsunamis to finish the job.

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:06:07 AM »

MCD · « **Reply #3 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:08:38 AM »

Can't blame them, small balls and all.

Momo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:10:28 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 12, 2012, 03:04:14 AM

Come on, God. Just a couple more tsunamis to finish the job.

What is this bullshit!

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We all know God doesnt exist and you'll just have to get off your lazy ass yourself

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Momo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:43:25 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 12, 2012, 03:30:05 AM

is it really a trend if people living in japan only hear about it via an obscure blog link on an obscure forum

Most likely it's just a small subsection of a small subsection of people and the label has been sloppily applied to all of Japan as always. It's more fun this way so I just roll with it.

etiolate · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:47:39 AM »

holy shit a japanese girl with freckles

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12, 2012, 07:49:27 AM »

Asians with freckles isn't that uncommon.

Chinner · « **Reply #8 on:** January 12, 2012, 07:59:12 AM »

nuke japan until they're white and have western values/

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:15:23 AM »

and then comes the surprise, the "before" pics where naked dudes are inserting the doorknobs between their ass cheeks

Tasty · « **Reply #10 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:48:58 AM »

Quote from: Chinner on January 12, 2012, 07:59:12 AM

nuke japan until they're white and have western values/

We should test on the middle east first

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:56:29 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on January 12, 2012, 08:15:23 AM

and then comes the surprise, the "before" pics where naked dudes are inserting the doorknobs between their ass cheeks

And then comes the other surprise, all the girls in the pics actually are those dudes.

chronovore · « **Reply #12 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:49:17 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 12, 2012, 04:47:39 AM

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holy shit a japanese girl with freckles

Quote from: pilonv1 on January 12, 2012, 07:49:27 AM

Asians with freckles isn't that uncommon.

It's pretty uncommon, at least to see. Japanese women think freckles are hideous, so they will layer foundation on to hide them. I think they're adorable.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:56:02 AM »

You know what's not adorable? Girls licking doorknobs. You know how nasty a doorknob is? Really nasty. They may as well be licking toilet seats.

benjipwns · « **Reply #14 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:58:02 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 12, 2012, 11:56:02 AM

They may as well be licking toilet seats.

Is that a request?

archie4208 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:07:38 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 12, 2012, 11:56:02 AM

You know what's not adorable? Girls licking doorknobs. You know how nasty a doorknob is? Really nasty. They may as well be licking toilet seats.

What if they're sanitized before the photo shoot?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:08:45 PM »

What if the toilet seat was sanitized before the photo shoot? Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:09:00 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 12, 2012, 11:58:02 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 12, 2012, 11:56:02 AM
They may as well be licking toilet seats.
Is that a request?

It's Japan. I'm pretty sure it's a common theme. $:-\$

Bebpo · « **Reply #18 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:29:02 PM »

This is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:12:49 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #20 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 12, 2012, 11:56:02 AM

You know what's not adorable? Girls licking doorknobs. You know how nasty a doorknob is? Really nasty. They may as well be licking toilet seats.

glad somebody said it. doorknobs are prolly even nastier than toilet seats. i try to open doors using only my pinky finger, then i purell the shit out of it.

Quote from: Bebpo on January 12, 2012, 12:29:02 PM

This is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

why do you know this

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 12, 2012, 02:30:59 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on January 12, 2012, 12:29:02 PM
This is oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

why do you know this

Because Japan.

Bebpo · « **Reply #22 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:00:20 PM »

Because Japan.

tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:29:50 PM »

Oh god I'd love the pink haired one to give me head.. or the one with freckles. Love me some freckles on girls (probably why I end up with so many irish broads)...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:30:59 PM »

You end up with Irish broads because they're easy.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:43:44 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 12, 2012, 10:29:50 PM

Oh god I'd love the pink haired one to give me head.. or the one with freckles. Love me some freckles on girls (probably why I end up with so many irish broads)...

I wouldn't. They'd probably cry the entire time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 13, 2012, 02:47:03 AM »

The crying has to be an act. Real talk but I could probably take a 2-4 inch dick in the ass and not drop a tear (pause), I don't see how Asian chicks can't do the same in the vagina in the Asian porns I've seen. It must be something the audience expects/likes. I've heard regular Asian chicks do the same thing

MCD · « **Reply #27 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:40:19 AM »

"I could probably take a 2-4 inch dick in the ass and not drop a tear."

This shit is News (banner) material.

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** January 13, 2012, 11:33:52 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2012, 02:47:03 AM

I could probably take a 2-4 inch dick in the ass and not drop a tear

news feed, please

Momo · « **Reply #29 on:** January 13, 2012, 11:48:06 AM »

+1 for penis related tears news

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** January 13, 2012, 01:06:18 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on January 13, 2012, 11:25:54 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2012, 02:47:03 AM
The crying has to be an act. Real talk but I could probably take a 2-4 inch dick in the ass and not drop a tear (pause), I don't see how Asian chicks can't do the same in the vagina in the Asian porns I've seen. It must be something the audience expects/likes. I've heard regular Asian chicks do the same thing

Uh yeah, of course it's an act.

And it's something that I do not understand the appeal of. High-pitched screaming and crying seems like it would only turn on dudes who like train groping and rape and loli and...OH that's right this is Japan we're talking about.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:08:15 PM »

That crying shit deflates my interest in porn/boner every time. jeez

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #32 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:15:05 PM »

I ate a Korean girl out once and she sobbed the whole time. It was distracting.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #33 on:** January 14, 2012, 07:00:30 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 12, 2012, 04:47:39 AM

holy shit a japanese girl with freckles

UH. All the females in my family have freckles. Where the fuck have you been?!

etiolate · « **Reply #34 on:** January 14, 2012, 07:15:52 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on January 14, 2012, 07:00:30 AM

Quote from: etiolate on January 12, 2012, 04:47:39 AM
holy shit a japanese girl with freckles

UH. All the females in my family have freckles. Where the fuck have you been?!

Well I remember your mom has freckles, but I don't really see it on the rest.

Diunx · « **Reply #35 on:** January 14, 2012, 08:25:36 AM »

Rumbler stop being a health freak and fap damn it!

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Author Topic: >japan (Read 2023 times)