Had a dinner at Red Lobster tonight that was at least 3000 calories. Feasted like a boss.
I had a Lobster Lover combo:

and 1/2 of this lobter bake:

bunch of appetizers, half a plate of lobster mac and cheese, half a plate of lobster mashed potatoes and a slice of apple pie.
Almost everything was soaking in butter and the stuff that wasn't, like the lobsters, I dipped in butter as well.
I've warned my roomate to be ready to do CPR on me for the next 12 hours.