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CrystalGemini

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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2012, 04:13:14 AM »
This is the most heart attacky burger I've had:

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the Phatty  $7.75  …  a bacon cheeseburger between two grilled cheese sandwiches

I hate that place.
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etiolate

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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2012, 05:01:58 AM »
Weaksauce when compared to the Vortex' Double Coronary Bypass:

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"Topped with two fried eggs, six slices of American cheese, and eight slices of bacon, all served between two grilled cheese sandwiches that we use in place of the regular hamburger buns." (No lettuce, tomato or onion)

And yes, there's a Triple Coronary Bypass too.

please excuse the hipster names and lack of pics

the Snooki  $7.75  …  a chili burger between two grilled cheese sandwiches
the Phatty  $7.75  …  a bacon cheeseburger between two grilled cheese sandwiches
the Redonkadonk  $8.25  …  the Phatty with grilled spam
the Kim Kardashian $13.50 … a double Phatty
the Luther  $6.75  …  a bacon and american cheese burger between glazed donut buns
the Dolly Parton $8.50 … our double burger
the Bluto Brutus $11.25 … our triple patty burger with a fried egg

CrystalGemini

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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2012, 05:13:06 AM »
That place still sucks.
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The Sceneman

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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2012, 05:17:36 AM »
grilled cheese sandwiches in place of burger buns, genius. I'm gonna have to try that myself
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Mandark

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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2012, 05:26:45 AM »
Why not just get a patty melt?

The Sceneman

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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2012, 05:37:30 AM »
more bread and cheese means more ASS KICKING
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Brehvolution

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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2012, 09:28:03 AM »
Weaksauce when compared to the Vortex' Double Coronary Bypass:

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"Topped with two fried eggs, six slices of American cheese, and eight slices of bacon, all served between two grilled cheese sandwiches that we use in place of the regular hamburger buns." (No lettuce, tomato or onion)

And yes, there's a Triple Coronary Bypass too.

Adds to bucket list. :drool
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Re: So I just had Taco Bell for the very first time.
« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2012, 10:08:08 AM »
CG, since I trust you more than any other foody tell me why it sucks?  Is it just the quality?  Or is it all the bread you hate?  I'm a lover of bread and cheese and fucking hell that sounds amazing