Author Topic: I'm tired of being alone. (Read 11131 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #61 on:** May 19, 2012, 01:02:23 AM »

he's hanging around being a bitch

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #62 on:** May 19, 2012, 02:12:02 AM »

I absolutely totally don't remember making this thread. I was wondering where these weird thread titles were coming from

The other night was just rough. I was being really introspective, and I got to the point where I started fucking having conversations with myself, trying to give myself advice. How fucking neurotic is that?

I don't really look for "the one," I gave up on that shit years ago. My problem is that I've never truly felt like I've been involved in a true, committed relationship. I thought it's what was gonna happen a few weeks ago with Carissa (she was the one talking about how awesome we would be together...shoulda made me

right there but oh well), but she got all flakey on me. I wasn't doing anything weird, either. Sometimes I feel like I get too serious too quickly, but that wasn't the case here.

I'm still in school and stuff, but most of my core group of friends have left and now I'm at a loss to do in regards to friendship AND romance. I guess the only thing I can do is buck up, grow some stones, and introduce myself to new people. It's hard for me because I just feel too...indistinguishable to other people, but hey, I think I can do it.

Also, reading my OP...my god. My reaction:

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #63 on:** May 19, 2012, 02:42:42 AM »

or just save up money and get an escort

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #64 on:** May 19, 2012, 02:50:09 AM »

backpage.com breh

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #65 on:** May 19, 2012, 03:34:36 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 19, 2012, 02:34:27 AM

bro-tip : here's a novel idea - how about living your own life and having your own goals outside of whose cooz you're sticking your soapy fish into?

The whole irony of it is that women suddenly come rushing in once you stop defining your emo suffering by their lack of interest.

Jesus - it's not like i'm the love doctor and i'm <arniepredator>one ugly motherfucker</arniepredator> but the second i stopped panicing about being alone/having no girlfriend and started just doing my own thing (which, not to stick the boot in, happened when i was FIFTEEN) i started getting offers.

Just get the fuck on with your life and stop worrying about where the next spunk tunnel is parked.

Join some groups, get yourself out there, have a think about what -you- want to do with your life and every time you write something like "meet the one" or "have a wife/kids" stab yourself in the cock

honestly man, I don't complain about this sort of shit with IRL people. Only with y'all folks. I've had girls rush to me several times this month buuuuut they aren't girlfriend material

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #66 on:** May 19, 2012, 03:41:37 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 19, 2012, 03:34:36 AM

Quote from: dcharlie on May 19, 2012, 02:34:27 AM
bro-tip : here's a novel idea - how about living your own life and having your own goals outside of whose cooz you're sticking your soapy fish into?

The whole irony of it is that women suddenly come rushing in once you stop defining your emo suffering by their lack of interest.

Jesus - it's not like i'm the love doctor and i'm <arniepredator>one ugly motherfucker</arniepredator> but the second i stopped panicing about being alone/having no girlfriend and started just doing my own thing (which, not to stick the boot in, happened when i was FIFTEEN) i started getting offers.

Just get the fuck on with your life and stop worrying about where the next spunk tunnel is parked.

Join some groups, get yourself out there, have a think about what -you- want to do with your life and every time you write something like "meet the one" or "have a wife/kids" stab yourself in the cock

honestly man, I don't complain about this sort of shit with IRL people. Only with y'all folks. I've had girls rush to me several times this month buuuuut they aren't girlfriend material

"Sharp knees, 6/10, would get head from but not call back"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #67 on:** May 19, 2012, 05:05:26 AM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #68 on:** May 19, 2012, 09:53:17 AM »

in general real life friends will cut you off before you get into this stuff lol

"woah...dude....hey"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #69 on:** May 19, 2012, 08:53:26 PM »

Perhaps BN just needs some roleplay in his life
http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=4126651

Groogrux · « **Reply #70 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:32:30 PM »

They're tired of being un-loaned...

Ganhyun · « **Reply #71 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:25:05 PM »

As has been said, make sure you are comfortable with your life. Also, don't get discouraged by not finding one immediately. Also, don't be afraid to at least give some of those girls a chance man. You never know where the one for you will come from.

chronovore · « **Reply #72 on:** May 22, 2012, 10:55:08 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 19, 2012, 02:34:27 AM

bro-tip : here's a novel idea - how about living your own life and having your own goals outside of whose cooz you're sticking your soapy fish into?

The whole irony of it is that women suddenly come rushing in once you stop defining your emo suffering by their lack of interest.

Jesus - it's not like i'm the love doctor and i'm <arniepredator>one ugly motherfucker</arniepredator> but the second i stopped panicing about being alone/having no girlfriend and started just doing my own thing (which, not to stick the boot in, happened when i was FIFTEEN) i started getting offers.

Just get the fuck on with your life and stop worrying about where the next spunk tunnel is parked.

Join some groups, get yourself out there, have a think about what -you- want to do with your life and every time you write something like "meet the one" or "have a wife/kids" stab yourself in the cock

This, this, one-hundred times, this.

The one thing you, BrandNew, appear to consistently be -- is needy. OK, two things: Needy and overly accommodating toward women. The two things any woman with reasonable self-confidence can't stomach are those two things.

The best advice in this thread is from XFE there: Work on yourself. Be the guy you think a successful, hot woman will want to go out with, and quit worrying about them. With your looks, they'll arrive in droves.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #73 on:** May 22, 2012, 12:23:40 PM »

Personally, I've grown weary of rounded domiciles.

I guess you could say, I'm tired of geodesic domes.

On topic though, let me be the most recent to second dcharlie on this subject- women have great radars for sniffing out dudes who are all "i want a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl friend, woe is me" and firmly shunting them off into the friend zone. The way to get a girl is to be a dude who a girl would want- don't get all meta about shit, basically. Be your own person, have shit you like to do. Worry less. When a girl shows interest, or even if she doesn't but you're interested, take her on adventures and have fun. No whingy bullshit. Trust me, I say all of this from years and years of it happening to me. Only in the last couple of years have I figured this out and have stopped attracting batshit crazy (even by women's standards) ladies.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #74 on:** May 22, 2012, 04:54:48 PM »

BN is going to get hitched with some 28-32yo woman who has decided she's getting old and must settle asap. Write it down.

Just let things come to you, you're not in a rush. If you just chill out and do your own thing, eventually a decent girl will show up. Trust me and my imaginary experience, brohan

Barry Egan · « **Reply #75 on:** May 22, 2012, 06:29:52 PM »

I think you guys are ignoring how hard it is to relax when you have so many incest fantasies to repress all day every day.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #76 on:** May 22, 2012, 07:04:01 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #77 on:** May 22, 2012, 07:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on May 22, 2012, 12:23:40 PM

Personally, I've grown weary of rounded domiciles.

I guess you could say, I'm tired of geodesic domes.

On topic though, let me be the most recent to second dcharlie on this subject- women have great radars for sniffing out dudes who are all "i want a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl friend, woe is me" and firmly shunting them off into the friend zone. The way to get a girl is to be a dude who a girl would want- don't get all meta about shit, basically. Be your own person, have shit you like to do. Worry less. When a girl shows interest, or even if she doesn't but you're interested, take her on adventures and have fun. No whingy bullshit. Trust me, I say all of this from years and years of it happening to me. Only in the last couple of years have I figured this out and have stopped attracting batshit crazy (even by women's standards) ladies.

Because they give off an air of desperation and we know there is nothing more horrible than being put on a pedestal in which we can't possibly stay on. No one wants to be the sole reason for someone else's happiness or have that burden. People need to stop looking for "the one" and just socialize whether online or offline. Rarely ever have I seen people just meet up and BAM shit's done, time for the altar and the relationship keeps on truckin'. Your best bet is to just socialize with people without pursuit in mind and find a "kindred" spirit of sorts just by getting to know people.

etiolate · « **Reply #78 on:** May 23, 2012, 02:41:56 AM »

We saw this duck today at the lake and named it BrandNew.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #79 on:** May 23, 2012, 02:46:04 AM »

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #80 on:** May 23, 2012, 02:57:39 AM »

If BrandNew is as good at getting attention from young women as he is from crotchety old men, he's in great shape

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #81 on:** May 23, 2012, 02:59:30 AM »

why does this thread still exist

I hate my drunken ramblings to y'all faygs

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #82 on:** May 23, 2012, 03:42:31 AM »

I love you, BrandNew. Come visit and I'll take care of you, cook for you, and make you feel safe.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #83 on:** May 23, 2012, 03:48:52 AM »

Sometimes you just want to cuddle and comfort; my feelings on Fiona Apple are well known. But good lord, man the fuck up brohan. You're handsome, play guitar, relatively educated, outgoing, like many things women like (Animal Collective for instance), and seem to have a good head on your shoulders. News flash: you won't have a hard time finding a decent woman.

I don't see the point in searching for love young. The basic odds of being in a successful, long lasting relationship in your early 20s aren't great. Have some fun, practice and get your life in order. Then chicks will flock to you

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #84 on:** May 23, 2012, 03:50:33 AM »

"Relatively educated."

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #85 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:14:55 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 23, 2012, 02:59:30 AM

why does this thread still exist

I hate my drunken ramblings to y'all faygs

Drunkeness often results in extreme honesty.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #86 on:** May 23, 2012, 11:42:02 AM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #87 on:** May 23, 2012, 12:55:01 PM »

I'm tired of being acrone

Beezy · « **Reply #88 on:** May 23, 2012, 03:13:20 PM »

coordinate it, BN

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #89 on:** May 23, 2012, 04:03:38 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 23, 2012, 01:39:44 PM

I'm sick of being ....

(Image removed from quote.)

I find that hard to believe.

Groogrux · « **Reply #90 on:** May 24, 2012, 03:01:10 AM »

I'm tired of being a clone...

pilonv1 · « **Reply #91 on:** May 24, 2012, 03:37:24 AM »

I'm tired of being Barone

MCD · « **Reply #92 on:** May 24, 2012, 03:52:23 AM »

I'm tired of being nice.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #93 on:** May 24, 2012, 04:23:43 AM »

I'm tired of being prone

tiesto · « **Reply #94 on:** May 24, 2012, 08:54:34 AM »

I'm tired of building drones.

Robo · « **Reply #95 on:** May 24, 2012, 10:55:25 AM »

I'm tired of getting blown. LOL, losers.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #96 on:** May 24, 2012, 01:41:14 PM »

I'm tired of people playing on mah phone!

lennedsay · « **Reply #97 on:** May 25, 2012, 12:22:36 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #98 on:** May 25, 2012, 06:07:54 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #99 on:** May 25, 2012, 06:10:09 PM »

what the fuck is with these lame jokes? this is the wrong forum. clearly I'm on the WRONG FORUM.

Himu · « **Reply #100 on:** May 25, 2012, 06:10:31 PM »

just logged off. logged back in. they're still there. OH GOD WHAT DO I DO

Barry Egan · « **Reply #101 on:** May 25, 2012, 06:14:18 PM »

right??! shit/bin this entire page.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #102 on:** May 25, 2012, 06:20:36 PM »

I support shitbinning the entire thread personally

Positive Touch · « **Reply #103 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:06:51 PM »

hall of fame this motherfucker

Robo · « **Reply #104 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:12:02 PM »

I'm sorry you don't condone.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #105 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:17:39 PM »

I'm tired of being a Roman citizen

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #106 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:26:37 PM »

This thread went where it needed to go!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #107 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:29:24 PM »

Quote from: Robo on May 25, 2012, 07:12:02 PM

I'm sorry you don't condone.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #108 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:30:18 PM »

I'm tired of him being a Jones

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #109 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:37:11 PM »

I'm tired of fucking your mom

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #110 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:42:44 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 25, 2012, 07:37:11 PM

I'm tired of fucking your mom

She's tired of riding your dick which is smaller than a honeycomb

Groogrux · « **Reply #111 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:43:59 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 25, 2012, 07:37:11 PM

I'm tired of fucking your mom

I'm tired of your tone.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #112 on:** May 25, 2012, 07:50:31 PM »

evilbore is dead, and we have killed him

Himu · « **Reply #113 on:** May 25, 2012, 08:08:47 PM »

brand new, you have ruined a good thing and i hope you comfort yourself with a bottle of whiskey tonight because it will be your last

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #114 on:** May 25, 2012, 08:35:08 PM »

I ruin many good things

chronovore · « **Reply #115 on:** May 25, 2012, 08:59:27 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 25, 2012, 08:08:47 PM

brand new, you have ruined a good thing and i hope you comfort yourself with a bottle of whiskey tonight because it will be your last

Only because he's tired of Patron.

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Author Topic: I'm tired of being alone. (Read 11131 times)