Author Topic: ubisoft's thing (tl;dr HOLY WTF WATCH DOGS) (Read 15554 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #60 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:34:55 PM »

WIIZOMBIE

Takao · « **Reply #61 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:36:44 PM »

Fuck off with this CG rewind shit. What are you Dead Island.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #62 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:36:55 PM »

WOW SOME STUPID ZOMBIE THING THIS TRAILER IS SO FRESH

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #63 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:37:15 PM »

ZOMBIU? REALLY?

So it's a reskinned Killer Freaks from Outer Space?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #64 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:38:04 PM »

ZOMBIU? LOLOL

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #65 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:38:32 PM »

fucking rabbids

my fiance's kids are gonna want this

Takao · « **Reply #66 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:39:03 PM »

Jesus christ that montage was venom.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #67 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:39:51 PM »

fuck I'm tired of assassin's creed. kill this license please

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #68 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:40:05 PM »

ZOMBIU

"You may be surprised to learn that this is a combination of two words.
ZOMBIE and WII U"
/

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #69 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:40:08 PM »

Quote from: Takao on June 04, 2012, 06:36:44 PM

Fuck off with this CG rewind shit. What are you Dead Island.

i wonder if it's by the same company that did the dead island cgi

Positive Touch · « **Reply #70 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:40:24 PM »

wait it's pronounced U-BE-SOFT?

i always OOO-BE-SOFT

Takao · « **Reply #71 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on June 04, 2012, 06:40:05 PM

ZOMBIU

"You may be surprised to learn that this is a combination of two words.
ZOMBIE and WII U"
/
(Image removed from quote.)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #72 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:40:49 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 04, 2012, 06:39:51 PM

fuck I'm tired of assassin's creed. kill this license please

haha, this is the first one i have actually been interested in

too bad they pussied out and removed scalping

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #73 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:41:17 PM »

ACIII looks badass.

cool breeze · « **Reply #74 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:42:31 PM »

asscreed cg trailers are always baller

I mean, cg trailers

but cg trailers

Takao · « **Reply #75 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:42:33 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 06:41:17 PM

ACIII looks badass.

The game will look nothing like this.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #76 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:43:07 PM »

Quote from: Takao on June 04, 2012, 06:42:33 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 06:41:17 PM
ACIII looks badass.

The game will look nothing like this.

Oh I know. I own them all. Still was a badass CG trailer.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #77 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:44:01 PM »

yeah, i am down for the AssCreed 3 PS3/Vita bundle which they will never do because they like money

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #78 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:44:55 PM »

Nevermind, it's PS3.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #79 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:45:23 PM »

PLEASE show a trailer for the vita asscrud

Purple Filth · « **Reply #80 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:45:31 PM »

this might explain the weird name for that wiiu zombie game

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombi_%28video_game%29

Quote

Zombi is an icon-driven arcade adventure computer game. It was Ubisoft's first publication, released when the company was established in 1986.

Quote

A first-person arcade adventure, it draws inspiration from the George A. Romero film Dawn of the Dead; the player controlling four protagonists exploring a zombie-filled shopping mall. It draws from many parts of the film, including the gunshops, the escalators, and the articulated trucks used to block the entrances. If a character's health was depleted, he turned into a zombie, which then roamed the room they died in. Zombies can also be killed either by numerous body shots, or a single shot to the head. Characters were named after the creators of the game.

PS3 version again? not bad

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #81 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:45:44 PM »

Red Dead Ressassin

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #82 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:46:27 PM »

Yeah, this is AC + Red Dead as expected. Looks aight.

Takao · « **Reply #83 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:46:45 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 04, 2012, 06:44:01 PM

yeah, i am down for the AssCreed 3 PS3/Vita bundle which they will never do because they like money

I wouldn't be surprised if they bundle the Vita game with some uber tier limited edition.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #84 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:49:24 PM »

Well clearly, all the British needed to do was build forts in the middle of a plain and chop down all the trees.

Quote from: Green Man on June 04, 2012, 06:48:15 PM

So, why did they switch from Killer Alien Freaks to Zombies? That's really dumb.

Because they think zombies will sell more.

cool breeze · « **Reply #85 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:49:33 PM »

animation in this game is nuts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #86 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:51:18 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 04, 2012, 06:49:33 PM

animation in this game is nuts

You might say, it's increedable

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #87 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:52:04 PM »

oh you

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #88 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:54:40 PM »

god, shut the fuck up and let the hot chick talk, annoying asshole

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #89 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:54:42 PM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #90 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:55:26 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #91 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:55:43 PM »

goddammit toby

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #92 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:55:53 PM »

shootmania bro

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #93 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:56:20 PM »

Is that stupid gun thing they had last year at the conference?

What the hell is this?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #94 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:56:42 PM »

I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF BUTTON PRESSING MOTHERFUCKERS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #95 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:56:54 PM »

Ubisoft esports? eh

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #96 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:57:14 PM »

And no, watching e-sports is nowhere near as popular as real sports.

Did Ubisoft make a FPS or something? What the fuck is this?!?

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #97 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:57:44 PM »

CHUBBY NORDIC GIRL

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #98 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:57:45 PM »

hey, everyone's an athlete, man

Takao · « **Reply #99 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:58:27 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on June 04, 2012, 06:56:20 PM

Is that stupid gun thing they had last year at the conference?

What the hell is this?

That lazer tag shit actually came out. It was like the same price of a Vita so I imagine you can see how popular it would be.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #100 on:** June 04, 2012, 06:58:38 PM »

it's by the trackmania guys, make your own levels, set your own rules, etc

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #101 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:00:32 PM »

As someone who watches a ton of esports (StarCraft 2), this looks horrible. Very brown, lots of range play, and I really can't see much of any skill here. I don't like Halo, but I've watched it and it makes sense mainly because it's spectator friendly. This looks sooo forced

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #102 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:00:52 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 04, 2012, 06:58:38 PM

it's by the trackmania guys, make your own levels, set your own rules, etc

Glad to know they cleared up, cause they sure expected everyone to know what the fuck they were prattling on about.

cool breeze · « **Reply #103 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:00:53 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 04, 2012, 06:58:38 PM

it's by the trackmania guys, make your own levels, set your own rules, etc

yeah, the game is a legit revival of quake/UT multiplayer made for competition. It's pretty cool, but this isn't the most appropriate venue to demonstrate it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #104 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:01:34 PM »

yeah, totally not the target market here

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #105 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:01:35 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #106 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:02:23 PM »

the fat russian was hot

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #107 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:02:34 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 04, 2012, 07:01:34 PM

yeah, totally not the target market here

Yeah, I don't know who they were talking to.

demi · « **Reply #108 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:02:51 PM »

SHITmania

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #109 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:03:19 PM »

i'm sure it'll play much better to the PC crowd WHO AREN'T WATCHING THIS SHIT

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #110 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:04:01 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on June 04, 2012, 07:03:19 PM

i'm sure it'll play much better to the PC crowd WHO AREN'T WATCHING THIS SHIT

Pretty much. Outside of Halo I can't think of any semi-popular non fighter console esports.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #111 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:05:00 PM »

AWESOME
GIRL WOOD

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #112 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:05:00 PM »

BG&E2 please fuck.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #113 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:05:34 PM »

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUF

cool breeze · « **Reply #114 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:06:41 PM »

is...is this a video game?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #115 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:06:50 PM »

Is this is a game?

Takao · « **Reply #116 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 04, 2012, 07:06:41 PM

is...is this a video game?

Anti-Virus Software

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #117 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:07:22 PM »

Or has Ubisoft become a real-life Bond villain?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #118 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:08:40 PM »

What the fuck is this? Social F2P bullshit?

360 controller, so it's a game.

Takao · « **Reply #119 on:** June 04, 2012, 07:10:29 PM »

GTA Clone?

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