seriously, though, i wouldn't have come down like this if i wasn't tired of EVERY FUCKING FAMILY MEMBER AT EVERY GATHERING *TELLING* ME THAT I "NEED TO FIX THEIR PC." like i am not only expected to do so, i am OBLIGATED to do so because a) i am related; b) i am a fucking nerd; and c) i work with computers for a living. fuck 'em.
This is what is definitely so fucking annoying now. There was even one gathering that started on a Friday- I get home from work, tired as hell, we go to my parents' house, and the first thing that happens when I walk in the door is my aunt getting in my face with
"YOUR UNCLE CAN'T GET HIS LAPTOP WORKING!! HE BROUGHT IT OVER FIX IT NOW!!!!!!" I responded with a loud
"Yeah, 'cause the first thing I want to after a long day at work is MORE FUCKING WORK." I still ended up doing it though. Really pissed me off.
Then a few weeks ago I got a text from my aunt saying
"YOUR UNCLE GOT A NEW LAPTOP. SET IT UP FOR HIM. HIS NUMBER IS XXX-XXXX." I called my father to rant about it and he told me that some years back, he got their ancient PC running and they wouldn't leave him alone for months and months whenever they had ANYTHING happen with the PC. He suggested I tell them I'd charge money for it. I texted my aunt with that back and didn't hear anything back about it.

It also turns out that my uncle is paranoid about not having email access but insists on buying cheap, crappy old used laptops, won't get a smartphone, and doesn't use a web-Email service- he insists on using Outlook.

Had another uncle blow up and get all pissed off when I suggested he password-protect his wireless network, too-
"YOUR COUSIN SET THIS UP HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING!!!!" 