Author Topic: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY (Read 3573 times)

Himu · « **on:** July 26, 2012, 11:45:07 PM »

Gettin things done!

But now you're taken and...I don't know about our future

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2012, 11:53:20 PM »

Congrats Oscar-senpai

Is the mistress position still vacant by any chance?

Takao · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:02:37 AM »

Congrats garbage can man!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:11:05 AM »

Congrats, Ryu ga Gotoku bro!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:40:22 AM »

congratulations on not living in sin anymore

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:51:20 AM »

Congrats Oscar!

Bebpo · « **Reply #6 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:55:25 AM »

Congrats Segata Sanshiro. They thought you were dead, but you are back with FULL FORCE.

Momo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:57:43 AM »

PIERCE THE HEAVENS Oscar!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:07:29 AM »

Felicitations, sir.

Mandark · « **Reply #9 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:08:57 AM »

Gratz!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2012, 03:05:17 AM »

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2012, 03:29:55 AM »

GAY MARRIAGE GAY MARRIAGE

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2012, 06:47:35 AM »

Congrats Oscar, being married means that you can now have sex whenever she wants.

brob · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2012, 07:48:16 AM »

AM I RITE

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:02:12 AM »

Vociferous laudations on your marriage.

bork · « **Reply #15 on:** July 27, 2012, 09:06:34 AM »

Congrats!

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2012, 06:06:19 AM

daww shucks you guys

paperwork at city hall took five bloody hours, and we went through seven different city employees. japanese bureaucracy is fuck-awesome in the inaka.

/points at middle name - "what is this?"

"it's my middle name."

"is that your family name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"is it your first name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"hmmm." /goes off to confer with several other city hall employees

ffuuuuuuuuck got things to do, asshole

When I got married it went pretty quickly...we were in and out of there in less than 30 minutes I think. But that was 7/7/07 and they seemed more on the ball, what with everyone picking that date to get hitched.

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2012, 09:14:47 AM »

Poor future little segatas they will have to sit through some long ass sales history of every game they start :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2012, 09:35:45 AM »

Congrats dude. Marriage rocks!

Momo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2012, 10:44:41 AM »

Man Ocsar you are reminding me my middle name fucking sucks lol

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** July 27, 2012, 10:52:01 AM »

Congrats, Oscar! I hope you are more ready than I was for the lifetime of international misconceptions.

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2012, 06:06:19 AM

daww shucks you guys

paperwork at city hall took five bloody hours, and we went through seven different city employees. japanese bureaucracy is fuck-awesome in the inaka.

/points at middle name - "what is this?"

"it's my middle name."

"is that your family name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"is it your first name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"hmmm." /goes off to confer with several other city hall employees

ffuuuuuuuuck got things to do, asshole

Yeah, that's crazy. "WE ARE ILL-EQUIPPED FOR YOUR FOREIGN-NESS." Dude. This is NOT the only country on the planet. Deal with it.

bork · « **Reply #20 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:02:36 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 27, 2012, 10:52:01 AM

Congrats, Oscar! I hope you are more ready than I was for the lifetime of international misconceptions.

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 27, 2012, 06:06:19 AM
daww shucks you guys

paperwork at city hall took five bloody hours, and we went through seven different city employees. japanese bureaucracy is fuck-awesome in the inaka.

/points at middle name - "what is this?"

"it's my middle name."

"is that your family name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"is it your first name?"

"no, it's my middle name."

"hmmm." /goes off to confer with several other city hall employees

ffuuuuuuuuck got things to do, asshole

Yeah, that's crazy. "WE ARE ILL-EQUIPPED FOR YOUR FOREIGN-NESS." Dude. This is NOT the only country on the planet. Deal with it.

Please understand.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:03:01 PM »

Congrats!!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #22 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:30:02 PM »

now get to fathering some children ya big sexy man

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:42:09 PM »

By getting married he is already a father, my man Oscar rolls like that

Purple Filth · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:49:55 PM »

Congrats man.

Now you need some spawns to get the achievement :p

Huff · « **Reply #25 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:59:33 PM »

Congrats!

honeymoon plans?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2012, 12:15:25 PM »

congraturations! some advice: with stepchildren, make sure they see you having sex with their mom to ensure your dominance in the household. for extra alphahood, pull out and bust on their faces.

Blastoisederp · « **Reply #27 on:** July 29, 2012, 12:24:09 PM »

i dont even know you but congrats on the new ass
run her in with some anal and ur good to go!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** July 29, 2012, 01:03:07 PM »

grats. May your union last longer than Nintendo's market dominance

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** July 29, 2012, 01:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2012, 01:03:07 PM

grats. May your union last longer than Nintendo's market dominance

Which generation of market dominance are we talking, here? NES-SNES decade long dominance or Wii 2-3 year flash in the pan?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** July 29, 2012, 02:25:34 PM »

If it's portable dominance, that would be pretty long.

T-Short · « **Reply #31 on:** July 29, 2012, 03:39:53 PM »

Salutations, sir! May there be as little bureaucracy as possible in your future.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** July 29, 2012, 03:41:44 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 29, 2012, 01:32:51 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2012, 01:03:07 PM
grats. May your union last longer than Nintendo's market dominance

Which generation of market dominance are we talking, here? NES-SNES decade long dominance or Wii 2-3 year flash in the pan?

NES-SNES, although he'd probably save money with a Wii-like flash

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #33 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:08:39 AM »

Congrats!!

Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:50:09 AM »

Congrats Oscar.

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2012, 12:15:25 PM

congraturations! some advice: with stepchildren, make sure they see you having sex with their mom to ensure your dominance in the household. for extra alphahood, pull out and bust on their faces.

The ~~horrible~~ great thing is I don't think that's illegal in Japan!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #35 on:** July 30, 2012, 04:46:14 AM »

Congrats can man!

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:42:45 AM »

TODAY IS OSCAR'S BIRTHDAY

GODDAMIT OSCAR YOU HAVE TO HOG ALL THE ATTENTION?!?!?!

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happy bday!

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tiesto · « **Reply #37 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:49:37 AM »

Congrats and best wishes, Segata!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #38 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:59:34 AM »

congrats!

Momo · « **Reply #39 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:25:50 PM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Oscar!!

July is officially month of the grouch!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:28:14 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 30, 2012, 10:42:45 AM

TODAY IS OSCAR'S BIRTHDAY

GODDAMIT OSCAR YOU HAVE TO HOG ALL THE ATTENTION?!?!?!

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happy bday!
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Oscar is such a Slutty McSluttington, always whoring about for attention like a common strumpet.

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 30, 2012, 12:13:44 PM

Getting married near my birthday makes it easier to remember my anniversary

lennedsay · « **Reply #42 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:04:20 PM »

Happy birthday and congrats on the sex!!

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Author Topic: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY MAN OSCAR FOR HIS MARRIAGE AND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY (Read 3573 times)