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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #180 on: September 17, 2012, 11:14:44 PM »
dare I say Atlanta looks like the real deal?
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #181 on: September 18, 2012, 12:06:12 AM »
goddamit fetus head
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #182 on: September 18, 2012, 12:08:08 AM »
goddamit fetus head

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edit: well that run should do it.  Turner came through when it mattered.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #183 on: September 20, 2012, 03:53:44 AM »
http://www.brobible.com/sports/video/brian-cushing-biggest-bro-in-nfl
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The Houston Texans' Brian Cushing is one of the NFL's best inside linebackers—he's a former Defensive Rookie of the Year and recent Pro Bowler who's easily one of the brightest spots on a promising Texans team. He's also a complete lunatic.

In one of the greatest miked-up videos we've ever seen, NFL Films had complete access to Cushing during last year's Week 9 game against the Cleveland Browns. This was a very wise decision by NFL Films.

Cushing headbutts a guard without his helmet on. He asks roughly 30 teammates if they saw his celebration dance. He questions Arian Foster about whether he writes "haikus" in his head while running. He screams a lot. Keep in mind that this all came from ONE game! Can you imagine a full season with this guy?
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #184 on: September 20, 2012, 08:59:11 AM »
That haiku question reminded me of Ron Artest.

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #185 on: September 23, 2012, 01:23:03 PM »
woooooooo sunday football!!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #186 on: September 23, 2012, 01:43:52 PM »
Lions special teams and secondary are trash
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #187 on: September 23, 2012, 01:47:22 PM »
that play was excellent.  best punt return all season
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #188 on: September 23, 2012, 01:48:55 PM »
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #189 on: September 23, 2012, 02:04:49 PM »
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #190 on: September 23, 2012, 02:12:22 PM »
firstrow
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #191 on: September 23, 2012, 02:18:28 PM »
Lions aren't making the playoffs. I have no idea what happened to this offense, or to Stafford. What the fuck is wrong
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #192 on: September 23, 2012, 02:47:11 PM »
Niners not running the ball much in this game. Ponder is doing a real good job versus the Niners D.

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #193 on: September 23, 2012, 03:31:02 PM »
lions getting lucky on FGs.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #194 on: September 23, 2012, 03:56:35 PM »
:rofl Lions :rofl
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #195 on: September 23, 2012, 03:58:16 PM »
Fucking incredible. 

Aaron Hernandez, Matt Forte and now Reggie Bush have all gotten injured for me.  Fuck this gay earth.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #196 on: September 23, 2012, 04:00:56 PM »
woah what happened to bush?
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #197 on: September 23, 2012, 04:01:43 PM »
If the Lions can't beat this team they can't beat anyone. We have a tough schedule, we can't drop games like THIS. This team scored 23 points in their previous games, total. Jesus christ

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #198 on: September 23, 2012, 04:05:51 PM »
kiss the playoffs goodbye

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Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #199 on: September 23, 2012, 04:15:48 PM »
Meanwhile the Vikings are going to beat the 49ers (or at least they are leading at this point)

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #200 on: September 23, 2012, 04:20:43 PM »
BEST GAME FUCKING EVER
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #201 on: September 23, 2012, 04:22:19 PM »
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #202 on: September 23, 2012, 04:26:54 PM »
rollercoaster ride of a jags game
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Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #203 on: September 23, 2012, 04:33:32 PM »
I love the NFL.

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« Reply #204 on: September 23, 2012, 04:37:52 PM »
Also, fuck these replacement officials.


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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #205 on: September 23, 2012, 04:40:11 PM »
Lions defense is horrible
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #206 on: September 23, 2012, 04:45:07 PM »
Also, fuck these replacement officials.

they're really bad today
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #207 on: September 23, 2012, 04:45:34 PM »
refs got bailed out at the end of that niners game

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #208 on: September 23, 2012, 04:52:15 PM »
fuck this gay earth
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #209 on: September 23, 2012, 04:53:50 PM »
absolutely the dumbest fucking play call

take the goddamned field goal, you moron
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Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #210 on: September 23, 2012, 04:55:42 PM »
Morons. Why the fuck would you go for it rather than kick it?

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #211 on: September 23, 2012, 05:00:45 PM »
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« Reply #212 on: September 23, 2012, 05:04:34 PM »
Lol, the Dolphins call timeout to ice the Jets kicker and the kick was blocked.

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #213 on: September 23, 2012, 06:24:52 PM »
Offer still stands, Triumph. I'll trade you an RB or a WR
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #214 on: September 23, 2012, 06:54:55 PM »
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HUFF, IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE LUBE TO SODOMIZE ME LIKE THIS YOU CAN AT LEAST MAKE ME BREAKFAST OK

Offer still stands, Triumph. I'll trade you an RB or a WR

I'm not sure what you want/need tbh... Obviously my RB/TE situation is shitty and I could probably upgrade at WR too.  Apparently I should be starting Luck over Cam even... can't believe I could have had Schaub when I took Luck.  FUCK. 

Anyway, make me an offer or whatever. 
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #215 on: September 23, 2012, 07:10:19 PM »
this is the only league where i am doing decent and of course its the only league with no money on the line   :maf
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #216 on: September 23, 2012, 08:01:36 PM »
the steelers defense is atrocious
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #217 on: September 23, 2012, 08:14:46 PM »
ahuauahua the texans did nasty things to the broncos
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #218 on: September 23, 2012, 08:30:01 PM »
lol Steelers
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #219 on: September 23, 2012, 10:22:36 PM »
gundam and I are like neck and neck  :o
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #220 on: September 23, 2012, 10:41:40 PM »
This sport drives me crazy now. 4 hour games.  ::) :yuck
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #221 on: September 23, 2012, 11:09:31 PM »


HNNNGGGG
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #222 on: September 23, 2012, 11:10:41 PM »
I'm in the same boat.  I'm down by .15 right now.  Hoping Torrey Smith pulls something out of his ass to make it up!

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #223 on: September 23, 2012, 11:13:43 PM »
I've got a little over 12 minutes to get 4+ points between Welker and the BAL TE.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #224 on: September 23, 2012, 11:16:17 PM »
different league?  I have Welker...
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #225 on: September 23, 2012, 11:18:45 PM »
oh I'm sorry I got my leagues mixed up.  apologies!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #226 on: September 23, 2012, 11:36:15 PM »
WINNING BY .2 FUCK YEAH

EPIC COMEBACK
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #227 on: September 23, 2012, 11:37:02 PM »
I'm up by close to 9 pts!
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #228 on: September 23, 2012, 11:42:37 PM »
Crowd is chanting BULLSHIT and even the announcers are saying they want the old refs back.  NFL, ARE YOU LISTENING?
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #229 on: September 23, 2012, 11:43:28 PM »
this day has been so fucking great :rofl

even chris and al basically saying "THESE GUYS FUCKING SUCK"
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #230 on: September 23, 2012, 11:51:58 PM »
Patriots :rofl
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #231 on: September 23, 2012, 11:55:18 PM »
HOLEY SHIT
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #232 on: September 23, 2012, 11:55:42 PM »
Holy fuck that game was insane

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #233 on: September 23, 2012, 11:56:42 PM »
holy shit :rofl

Brady's reaction  :lol
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #234 on: September 23, 2012, 11:56:53 PM »
That was one of the closest FG's I have ever seen.  The pressure they put on the kicker... OMG
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #235 on: September 23, 2012, 11:58:20 PM »
Today was the best day of football I've encountered in YEARS.  Three games in OT, MANY games coming down to the last play of regulation, a the BEST game I've watched in several seasons (Det/TEN) and Tammy and the Cheatriots losing.  Perfect.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #236 on: September 24, 2012, 12:01:52 AM »
I can't wait for ESPN tomorrow.  They actually have a chance to do something good for a change and galvanize public opinion to get these shitty fucking replacement refs out of here.  Will they dare to challenge the Ginger Banhammer?  We'll know tomorrow.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #237 on: September 24, 2012, 11:20:54 AM »
I'm in the same boat.  I'm down by .15 right now.  Hoping Torrey Smith pulls something out of his ass to make it up!

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Not bad for someone who lost his brother that morning! gg

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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #238 on: September 24, 2012, 12:40:56 PM »
I can't wait for ESPN tomorrow.  They actually have a chance to do something good for a change and galvanize public opinion to get these shitty fucking replacement refs out of here.  Will they dare to challenge the Ginger Banhammer?  We'll know tomorrow.

I only a caught a little of Mike & Mike this morning, but they kinda soft-shooed around it saying "Well, we can all see how bad these refs are so we don't really need to talk about it." OR MAYBE WE DO.
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Re: Official 2012/2013 NFL Thread of Tebow, Fetus Head, and a Lions Superbowl
« Reply #239 on: September 24, 2012, 12:45:27 PM »
Not bad for someone who lost his brother that morning! gg

I had no idea that had happened to him because I missed the beginning of the game.  Kinda felt bad for saying what I did afterwards.
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