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Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« on: December 09, 2012, 10:02:23 PM »
So I'm loading up the PSP with PSX games to play during my vacation and it JUST SO HAPPENS that I have the fan translated version of this sucker hooked up and ready to go. The real question is: Is this actually a decent game or is it pure Kojima wank?

Also: Are there any PSP games that have come out since P3P that I should pay attention to? I am NOT playing any Persona/SMT games for a while tho.

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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2012, 10:14:02 PM »
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give the vid about 40 seconds to pick up

only $15 on PSN.  or free, w/e

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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2012, 10:25:57 PM »
No you'll just be bitter and have no fun.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2012, 10:28:07 PM »
Have you played Snatcher? If so, Policenauts is more of that, but not as good.  If you haven't, it's a stingy adventure game, with occasional lightgun-esque sequences.  The story is Kojima bonkers starring the cast of Lethal Weapon (2, specifically).  I like it.  I like Kojima games.  It's a curse.


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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2012, 10:37:00 PM »
How much do you enjoy disarming bombs? :teehee
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2012, 10:47:46 PM »
I don't. Sounds like a skipper

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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2012, 10:48:38 PM »
The Kenka Bancho games rule. A (total jankass) HD version would've been sweet.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2012, 10:53:32 PM »
If you want some import musou, the port-down of Warrors Orochi 3 is kinda OK I guess.

I was all hyped up to finally play Snatcher, but quit at the first bomb sequence part.  Ruined the game.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2012, 10:58:20 PM »
It is pretty much Kojima wank ripping off Lethal Weapon (in spaaaaaace) but it's at least worth playing because the fan-translation has quite a few semi-funny lines in it.

It's a good visual novel or whatever. I liked Snatcher as a kid and Policenauts was more of the same, if not a little stronger thematically.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2012, 11:09:35 PM »
Play it!!!
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2012, 11:10:51 PM »
the opening scene takes place at the main characters desk, and you get the option to click around on items and hear descriptions/learn backstory. i spent an hour clicking on stuff and i dont think i even heard everything. never made it past that screen.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2012, 11:38:57 PM »
I think I should probably just read a good cyberpunk book instead

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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2012, 11:40:00 PM »
Policenauts was a fun ride, but you have to 1) like adventure games [point and click especially] and 2) like Kojima to be into it.

The final shootout is just crazy, especially on the PSP-1000's. Having to mash L/R1 to auto-lock-on while hammering square/fire to survive.  :lol Totally worth it, though. If for nothing other than Jonathan touching boobs and the women's comments.

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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2012, 12:56:17 AM »
there's better games to play than Policenauts - play those instead.

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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2012, 02:26:59 AM »
Kenka Bancho






give the vid about 40 seconds to pick up

only $15 on PSN.  or free, w/e

oh my god

tell me more.

TELL ME MORE.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2012, 07:24:28 AM »
Policenauts and Snatcher dude .. these games are amazing.

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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2012, 07:35:05 AM »
Kenka Bancho






give the vid about 40 seconds to pick up

only $15 on PSN.  or free, w/e

i picked this up because someone mentioned it off handedly.  it's like a jr Yakuza.  I loved it.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2012, 08:33:24 AM »


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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2012, 09:43:25 AM »
Growlanser IV is pretty awesome, battle engine is cool and slightly reminiscent of infiniti engine games... also Half Minute Hero if you haven't played it yet.
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Re: Sho Nuff's Xmas PSP Jam: Should I bother playing Policenauts?
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2012, 10:59:26 AM »
I gave Policenauts the old college try about 2 years ago ... I should have just gone back to college.

It's boring Kojima adventure wank, talking talking talking talking. As they say in Lethal Weapon 2, you're getting too old for this shit.
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