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Himu

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Re: THE HOLIDAY SEASON FUCKING SUCKS
« Reply #60 on: December 25, 2012, 12:11:55 AM »
Isn't long nails more of a hardcore druggie thing than a gay thing?

For me it carries over from my sax and guitar playing days. Plus I like long nails they are useful and if maintained are pretty.

you mean like two months of your life?

I used to be in band. I was originally on trombone but I thought trombone sucked and always wanted to play sax. So in the summer of 7th grade I traded my bone for a sax at the music store and took lessons. I mastered the same music book the teacher had us use in 6th grade band with sax in just two months, and I played every day that summer. When I got back to school, the teacher said I'd have to take his course again but for sax and being a 12 year old hanging with friends in class > playing the instrument you like so I got another bone. I ended up being forced to trade in my sax a few years later when I needed another new trombone.

As for guitar I got an acoustic for Christmas in 05 and took lessons for one year. I have a knack for learning instruments fast but guitar didn't click for me.

I honestly want to go back to sax. Greatest instrument there ever was. I bet I could get to advance level with that thing if I had it for one more year. Woodwind for life. I have experience with four instruments: trombone, sax, acoustic, and tuba. Sax is best, tuba is the worst. Fuck tuba and fuck marching with tuba.
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Bloodwake

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THE HOLIDAY SEASON FUCKING SUCKS
« Reply #61 on: December 25, 2012, 01:10:35 AM »
I play the sax. I haven't played in a few years though.
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Re: THE HOLIDAY SEASON FUCKING SUCKS
« Reply #62 on: December 25, 2012, 01:20:21 AM »
Isn't long nails more of a hardcore druggie thing than a gay thing?

For me it carries over from my sax and guitar playing days. Plus I like long nails they are useful and if maintained are pretty.

you mean like two months of your life?

I used to be in band. I was originally on trombone but I thought trombone sucked and always wanted to play sax. So in the summer of 7th grade I traded my bone for a sax at the music store and took lessons. I mastered the same music book the teacher had us use in 6th grade band with sax in just two months, and I played every day that summer. When I got back to school, the teacher said I'd have to take his course again but for sax and being a 12 year old hanging with friends in class > playing the instrument you like so I got another bone. I ended up being forced to trade in my sax a few years later when I needed another new trombone.

As for guitar I got an acoustic for Christmas in 05 and took lessons for one year. I have a knack for learning instruments fast but guitar didn't click for me.

I honestly want to go back to sax. Greatest instrument there ever was. I bet I could get to advance level with that thing if I had it for one more year. Woodwind for life. I have experience with four instruments: trombone, sax, acoustic, and tuba. Sax is best, tuba is the worst. Fuck tuba and fuck marching with tuba.

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but i'll need mupepe to post a review
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Himu

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Re: THE HOLIDAY SEASON FUCKING SUCKS
« Reply #63 on: December 25, 2012, 01:30:44 AM »
Mups was in band as well and he knows full well that I would kick half the trombone sections ass and get first chair very, very often.
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Himu

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« Reply #64 on: December 25, 2012, 01:34:40 AM »
I play the sax. I haven't played in a few years though.

Fuck yes. If I still played sax I'd play that shit well into college. I quit band in senior year because the band teacher moved me to tuba and I am NOT marching on a football field with a tuba.

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Re: THE HOLIDAY SEASON FUCKING SUCKS
« Reply #65 on: December 25, 2012, 01:48:48 AM »
himu who was getting more choir/music girls, you or mupepe
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Himu

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« Reply #66 on: December 25, 2012, 01:51:47 AM »
Neither. Choir girls sucked. Band girls sucked. All about orchestra girls.
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« Reply #67 on: December 25, 2012, 01:53:15 AM »
:fbm

ah, so a bunch of dudes
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Himu

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« Reply #68 on: December 25, 2012, 01:57:32 AM »
Read my edit. In our section. There was a black guy named john. He had a big penis and would make it jump up through his shorts to show it off to Holly who sat next to our section. There were zero female trombonists.
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Himu

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« Reply #69 on: December 25, 2012, 02:16:14 AM »
Best band girl was deffo johns gf in later years. Total sweetheart.
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« Reply #70 on: December 25, 2012, 02:30:39 AM »
mom asks my nephew to play some christmas music on the piano.  he says he doesn't know any and says he'll play a song he's been learning instead. 

the song? 

Bloody Tears :rock

Oh man, that would melt my face off to have that come out of nowhere.

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« Reply #71 on: December 26, 2012, 06:05:34 PM »
You know what never gets old? Being asked if youre seeing anyone jesuschristshutthefuckupfamily
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« Reply #72 on: December 26, 2012, 06:11:41 PM »
Best band girl was deffo johns gf in later years. Total sweetheart.
Yes she was.

Band girls were 99% fugs (any hot ones dropped out after 9th grade) and choir girls were 99% uppity bitches you shouldn't waste your time trying to fuck.  Softball girls were my soft spot :drool

Bloodwake

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« Reply #73 on: December 26, 2012, 06:25:05 PM »
The only band girls I hung with either taken, extremely religious, or enjoy $20 nachos. Meaning they were all pretty much undatable.
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« Reply #74 on: December 26, 2012, 06:34:01 PM »
Wanted one last day to myself to just relax and play games, did not get it, now agreeing with post title
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Re: THE HOLIDAY SEASON FUCKING SUCKS
« Reply #75 on: December 29, 2012, 11:23:46 AM »
Getting in the holiday hating wagon! this holidays have fucking sucked and I'm pretty sure they are gonna get worse.
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