Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 937750 times)

bork · « **Reply #11040 on:** October 09, 2020, 08:44:28 PM »

AJ Styles back to Raw (to escape Heyman)

Sasha stays on SD. I hate that they keep acting like these are big picks. Just show the actual roster changes.

Naomi to...Raw?! Are they breaking up the Usos?

Bianca Belair to SD. So I guess Montez if not both Street Profits will go too.

Shayna and Nia stay on Raw.

bork · « **Reply #11041 on:** October 09, 2020, 09:03:45 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 09, 2020, 08:54:12 PM

I don't think couples being on different shows matter when they're running all the shows at the same place for months at a time

Good point!

bork · « **Reply #11042 on:** October 09, 2020, 09:19:19 PM »

Lars Sullivan randomly back. Guess they thought enough time has passed following the reveal that he posted a bunch of racist and homophobic shit on a BBS years ago?

bork · « **Reply #11043 on:** October 09, 2020, 09:24:42 PM »

Ricochet stays on Raw
Jey Uso stays on SD
Mandy Rose stays on Raw

Miz and Morrison go to Raw.

And yup...Rey and Dominik to SD.

bork · « **Reply #11044 on:** October 09, 2020, 09:37:45 PM »

New Day broken up- Xavier and Kofi to Raw, Big E. staying on SD. :'( Time for that rumored big singles push?

Dayna Brooke stays on Raw
Otis stays on SD
Angel Garza stays on Raw

This is pretty bland, especially with no NXT call-ups.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11045 on:** October 10, 2020, 12:05:34 AM »

Dana Brooke stays on Raw? Thank Christ

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11046 on:** October 10, 2020, 12:06:37 AM »

Quote from: Stro on October 09, 2020, 06:41:47 PM

I don't think Sting was ever on the gas after his body builder period and the first year or so of his wrestling career. His body during his peak Surfer Stang run could definitely have been achieved naturally, especially for a guy with a bodybuilding and weight lifting background.

bork · « **Reply #11047 on:** October 10, 2020, 12:07:52 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/AliWWE/status/1314579203895984129

Mercedes Martinez got lucky and is back in NXT.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11048 on:** October 10, 2020, 12:36:54 PM »

The girl is mia yim but who the fuck are the other 3 jaybrones

bork · « **Reply #11049 on:** October 10, 2020, 01:05:32 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 10, 2020, 12:36:54 PM

The girl is mia yim but who the fuck are the other 3 jaybrones

Dio Maddin = Mace

Dominik Dijakovic = T-Bar

Shane Thorne = Slapjack

Mia Yim = Reckoning

They look like they're all trying hard to be Glacier from WCW.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11050 on:** October 10, 2020, 03:41:29 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 10, 2020, 12:42:41 PM

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 10, 2020, 12:06:37 AM
Quote from: Stro on October 09, 2020, 06:41:47 PM
I don't think Sting was ever on the gas after his body builder period and the first year or so of his wrestling career. His body during his peak Surfer Stang run could definitely have been achieved naturally, especially for a guy with a bodybuilding and weight lifting background.

look at him compared to Lex, Warrior, Bulldog, Goldberg, Hogan, even Nikita in the 80s.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11051 on:** October 10, 2020, 05:44:19 PM »

There's nothing on wrestling as entertaining as Asuka making a pizza.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11052 on:** October 10, 2020, 09:35:48 PM »

Quote from: bork on October 09, 2020, 09:19:19 PM

Lars Sullivan randomly back. Guess they thought enough time has passed following the reveal that he posted a bunch of racist and homophobic shit on a BBS years ago?

They never cared about that, it's all shit Vince thinks anyway.

Lars was actually out cause he was injured wasn't he?

bork · « **Reply #11053 on:** October 11, 2020, 01:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on October 10, 2020, 09:35:48 PM

Quote from: bork on October 09, 2020, 09:19:19 PM
Lars Sullivan randomly back. Guess they thought enough time has passed following the reveal that he posted a bunch of racist and homophobic shit on a BBS years ago?
They never cared about that, it's all shit Vince thinks anyway. Lars was actually out cause he was injured wasn't he?

It's hard to keep up with the social media stuff, the porn stuff, the anxiety attack, and I guess an injury? I can't remember that last one. Apparently the plan last year was to have him go up against Brock Lesnar. This doesn't really seem like the kind of guy that you want to push that much but what do I know?

bork · « **Reply #11054 on:** October 11, 2020, 01:22:51 PM »

More draft stuff:

Raw: Humberto Carrillo
SmackDown: Murphy
Raw: Tucker
SmackDown: Kalisto
Raw: Drew Gulak

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11055 on:** October 11, 2020, 06:09:42 PM »

Oh good, the entire Seth/Murphy/Mysterio clusterfuck is moving to SD, hooray

bork · « **Reply #11056 on:** October 11, 2020, 09:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2020, 06:09:42 PM

Oh good, the entire Seth/Murphy/Mysterio clusterfuck is moving to SD, hooray

Maybe this means that their awful segments will now take up much less time, since it's a two-hour show!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11057 on:** October 11, 2020, 10:25:06 PM »

Reys daughter is the second biggest draw in the company after Reigns, and I’m not joking either

bork · « **Reply #11058 on:** October 12, 2020, 06:16:24 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/WWE/comments/j9b7xi/when_lars_sullivan_buys_online_yoga_from_your_wife/

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"Lars was somewhat harmlessly flirtatious, but he also expressed a seemingly “genuine” interest in mobility and how yoga could help his lifting. Yesterday was the first time he paid for and set an appointment for a professional session. 4 hours before the scheduled session, he sends the above. At that point it becomes pretty clear he’s just a scumbag..."

bork · « **Reply #11059 on:** October 12, 2020, 06:21:57 PM »

There's more:

https://www.bodyslam.net/2020/10/11/exclusive-wwes-lars-sullivan-caught-harassing-woman-on-instagram/

https://mobile.twitter.com/jussiejussie/status/1315504091934584832

bork · « **Reply #11060 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:36:05 PM »

Time for more draft.

Bray Wyatt to Raw
Bayley stays on SD
Randy Orton stays on Raw
Street Profits to SD
Charlotte stays on Raw
Shorty G staying on SD (announced online)

bork · « **Reply #11061 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:40:20 PM »

Strowman to Raw
Daniel Bryan stays on SD
Matt Riddle to Raw
Kevin Owens to SD
Jeff Hardy to Raw

bork · « **Reply #11062 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:41:22 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 12, 2020, 08:38:53 PM

Why did they do a everyone is a free agent thing if they were just going to swap a handful of people?

Plus this time they seem to be swapping people currently in feuds with each other. How does this make things any different?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11063 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:46:28 PM »

Quote from: bork on October 12, 2020, 08:41:22 PM

Quote from: Stro on October 12, 2020, 08:38:53 PM
Why did they do a everyone is a free agent thing if they were just going to swap a handful of people?

Plus this time they seem to be swapping people currently in feuds with each other. How does this make things any different?

bork · « **Reply #11064 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:48:41 PM »

BREAKING HUGE NEWS

Eva Marie might be coming back to WWE

bork · « **Reply #11065 on:** October 12, 2020, 08:51:58 PM »

IT'S TIME FOR LARS

WHO IS HE GOING TO HARASS NOW!?

bork · « **Reply #11066 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:01:31 PM »

RETRIBUTION

STAYS ON RAW!!!!!!

Lars will be shitting up SD
Keith Lee stays on Raw
Corbin stays on SD
Alexa Bliss goes to Raw

bork · « **Reply #11067 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:10:16 PM »

The draft is over today, but SD will still have some of the same people who got traded this week?

bork · « **Reply #11068 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:28:02 PM »

Oh yeah, Elias. I completely forgot about him.

bork · « **Reply #11069 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:35:11 PM »

Elias to/on Raw? Don't remember where he was before.
Sami stays on SD
Lacey Evans to Raw
Cesaro and Nakamura stay on SD
Sheamus to Raw

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11070 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:36:19 PM »

Elias was on SD, he's been injured for a while tho (pre MitB if I remember correctly)

bork · « **Reply #11071 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:46:48 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 12, 2020, 09:41:22 PM

It's fucking nuts that they have Shinsuke Nakamura in a midcard tag with Cesaro, the guy they constantly throw in mid card tags because he's not interesting enough on his own. I hope his contract is up this year, NJ really needs him back.

I would like to see both of them go to NXT.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11072 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:49:05 PM »

I would like to see both of them go to AEW and murder the Bucks, but that could just be because I hate the Young Bucks

bork · « **Reply #11073 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:52:39 PM »

Alexa Bliss doing the Fiend's gimmick

dkdk · « **Reply #11074 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:53:23 PM »

lmaoooo how long has Alexa been doing this Fiend shit

bork · « **Reply #11075 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:54:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/natalieevamarie/status/1315793427137785856

bork · « **Reply #11076 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:55:21 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on October 12, 2020, 09:53:23 PM

lmaoooo how long has Alexa been doing this Fiend shit

This is the first time for her to do that- before it was just staring at his matches on a screen and doing the Sister Abigail finisher.

bork · « **Reply #11077 on:** October 12, 2020, 09:58:57 PM »

Nikki Cross to Raw
Ziggler and Roode to SD
R-Truth stays on Raw
Apollo Crews to SD
Dabba-Kato stays on Raw (he counts? LOL)

bork · « **Reply #11078 on:** October 12, 2020, 10:40:46 PM »

Titus stays on Raw
Carmella stays on SD
Peyton Royce stays on Raw
Aleister Black to SD
Akira Tozawa stays on Raw

The most boring announcements yet. So Aleister goes to SD to continue feuding with Owens- did they stop any of the current feuds with these switches? Doesn't feel like it.

There's some more changes after Raw sure to be HUGE.

bork · « **Reply #11079 on:** October 12, 2020, 10:49:44 PM »

Is Lana's contract about to expire? Why does she keep getting the shit kicked out of her?

bork · « **Reply #11080 on:** October 12, 2020, 10:58:47 PM »

Guess not? Lana out of nowhere to win the battle royal and challenge Asuka. WTF?

bork · « **Reply #11081 on:** October 12, 2020, 11:45:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/WrestleVotes/status/1315702989882097664

bork · « **Reply #11082 on:** October 13, 2020, 07:17:41 AM »

More draft shit:

Lana stays on Raw
Riddick Moss stays (?) on Raw
Arturo Ruas stays (?) on Raw

Natalya goes to SD
Ruby Riott goes to SD
Liv Morgan goes to SD

Quote

Among those names that were included in the night two pool of wrestlers eligible to be drafted but weren't are: Andrade, Viking Raider Erik, Billie Kay, Tamina and Zelina Vega. It would be assumed they are now free agents, free to be signed by either brand. From night one, Mickie James remains the only "unsigned" wrestlers as previously unselected talent Shorty G. (Smackdown), Gran Metalik (Raw) and Lince Dorado (Raw) were ultimately selected.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11083 on:** October 13, 2020, 04:59:19 PM »

Man even when crowds do come back to WWE I'm not gonna. I'll hit up PPVs with my bros for good times but that's about it.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11084 on:** October 15, 2020, 05:13:23 PM »

Quote from: bork on October 12, 2020, 08:48:41 PM

BREAKING HUGE NEWS

Eva Marie might be coming back to WWE

Did Eva Marie fix her dead eyes and inability to emote as the humans do? Because I know she hasn't gotten any more skilled as a wrestler.

bork · « **Reply #11085 on:** October 15, 2020, 10:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on October 15, 2020, 05:13:23 PM

Quote from: bork on October 12, 2020, 08:48:41 PM
BREAKING HUGE NEWS

Eva Marie might be coming back to WWE

Did Eva Marie fix her dead eyes and inability to emote as the humans do? Because I know she hasn't gotten any more skilled as a wrestler.

Gonna guess...no!

bork · « **Reply #11086 on:** October 15, 2020, 10:19:00 PM »

Daniel Bryan will be back on Smackdown tomorrow.

bork · « **Reply #11087 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:32:28 PM »

Watching Raw again.

Alexa Bliss and the Fiend come out. Retribution comes out. They just stand there and do nothing, then disappear when Retribution gets in the ring. OK, sure. Whatever.

The Hurt Business comes out and defeats Retribution pretty easily. The Fiend then pops up and takes out the entire Retribution faction by himself.

Jobbers already?

dkdk · « **Reply #11088 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:34:32 PM »

where’d they find this giant black dude with AJ

ok what’s up with this Matt riddle dork

bork · « **Reply #11089 on:** October 19, 2020, 08:48:40 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on October 19, 2020, 08:34:32 PM

where’d they find this giant black dude with AJ

ok what’s up with this Matt riddle dork

He was the "bouncer" for Raw Underground and before that I think he was one of Tozawa's ninjas.

bork · « **Reply #11090 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:01:32 PM »

Lana about to job to Asuka. Apparently her winning the battle royal last week was supposed to be a face turn?

bork · « **Reply #11091 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:05:56 PM »

LOL, barely a match before Nia Jax and Shayna interrupted.

"For the fifth time, Nia Jax destroys Lana through the announce table."

dkdk · « **Reply #11092 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:08:33 PM »

that big mf was a ninja

this ep seems weirder than usual. a lot of odd matchups

bork · « **Reply #11093 on:** October 19, 2020, 09:10:02 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on October 19, 2020, 09:08:33 PM

that big mf was a ninja

Yeah, lol.

bork · « **Reply #11094 on:** October 19, 2020, 10:06:57 PM »

They finally brought the hacker gimmick back- Ali is saying he's learned everyone's secrets and blah blah blah.

CHAOS

It would help immensely if they had Ali tell the rest of the group to ditch the dumb masks on camera.

bork · « **Reply #11095 on:** October 19, 2020, 10:19:03 PM »

Otis is on Raw as a "lucha" named "El Gran Gordo."

bork · « **Reply #11096 on:** October 19, 2020, 10:34:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/btsportwwe/status/1318378655542804482

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #11097 on:** October 20, 2020, 12:12:12 AM »

Quote from: bork on October 19, 2020, 10:19:03 PM

Otis is on Raw as a "lucha" named "El Gran Gordo."

Allegedly.

I think Nia Jax murdered Asuka tonight. She is unsafe at any speed.

Retribution lost, and then got beat up by Bray Wyatt. This is dumb even for pro wrestling.

Oh, and this "tribal chief" business with Roman Reigns is embarrassing.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11098 on:** October 20, 2020, 05:42:43 AM »

The something something nicknames that everyone in the Fed has are so wack

Barely any have a ring to them

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11099 on:** October 20, 2020, 05:53:19 AM »

WWE verbiage is so bad it’s funny, just read this fucking dog shit

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With just six nights left before his WWE Championship Hell in a Cell showdown against Drew McIntyre, Randy Orton entered the career-altering structure to send a “message from hell” to The King of Claymore Country. The Viper believes that for all of his previous battles inside Hell in a Cell, and for the Cell’s horrific reputation, he has not been changed at all.

It wasn’t long before McIntyre arrived, looking to give Orton a preview of their battle this Sunday. But Orton had the cage locked and chained shut. Luckily, the WWE Champion had bolt cutters stashed nearby to break the chains and get inside the Cell as Raw went off the air.

News:

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