Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 564517 times)

Stro · « **Reply #11100 on:** February 08, 2020, 09:19:58 PM »

Villano 3 Jr. Should be Villano 7 I think

Tripon · « **Reply #11101 on:** February 08, 2020, 11:29:20 PM »

Ray Fenix just cannonball from the ring into the crowd completely missing his target. Uh, he might be hurt.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11102 on:** February 09, 2020, 05:34:07 PM »

On the new experience

reads an email outright calling Dave Meltzer an austisty

And also goes on another unhinged 10 min rant about Kenny Olivier

TVC15 · « **Reply #11103 on:** February 09, 2020, 05:41:34 PM »

Quote from: BlueLithium on February 09, 2020, 05:34:07 PM

On the new experience reads an email outright calling Dave Meltzer an austisty

And also goes on another unhinged 10 min rant about Kenny Olivier

Jesus dude, you have me anticipating my commute tomorrow!

Tripon · « **Reply #11104 on:** February 09, 2020, 10:53:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 09, 2020, 05:41:34 PM

Quote from: BlueLithium on February 09, 2020, 05:34:07 PM

On the new experience reads an email outright calling Dave Meltzer an austisty

And also goes on another unhinged 10 min rant about Kenny Olivier

Jesus dude, you have me anticipating my commute tomorrow!

Edit: The fuck is this pseudo psychology trying to label Dave Meltzer having autism.

Jim Cornette trying to justify this last twitter outburst is fucking amazing.

team filler · « **Reply #11105 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:03:15 PM »

dave is an autisty

Tripon · « **Reply #11106 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:13:57 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 09, 2020, 11:03:15 PM

dave is an autisty

Sure, but I have more of an issue with Cornette trying to justify his behavior with it. Eh.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11107 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:17:17 PM »

I’m so tempted to listen now but I know it will put me in a good mood for work if I save it for the morning. Is it epic? Please tell me it’s at least as good as last week’s.

Tripon · « **Reply #11108 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:20:12 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 09, 2020, 11:17:17 PM

I’m so tempted to listen now but I know it will put me in a good mood for work if I save it for the morning. Is it epic? Please tell me it’s at least as good as last week’s.

Nah, the rant last week was better. If only because it was more fresh. This week's rant is more of a rehash.

Also, Brian Last fucking sucks. He's bad at being a sound board or even a counterpoint, at least recently. I remember him being better at least giving his own perspective in the past.

team filler · « **Reply #11109 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:21:20 PM »

kenny olivier!

team filler · « **Reply #11110 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:22:57 PM »

reeeeeeeeeee ho!

TVC15 · « **Reply #11111 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:23:00 PM »

I really want to make the first line of the video in my tag my ringtone. It makes me laugh for like 30 seconds every time I hear it when I’m stoned.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11112 on:** February 09, 2020, 11:39:42 PM »

I couldn’t help myself. I listened to the first few minutes. I had to turn it off when he said that after the last ep, Dave “kept going and couldn’t leave it alone” because I was already laughing too much.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11113 on:** February 10, 2020, 01:21:53 AM »

I came back for a second helping before bed. I made it another minute and he’s comparing their style of wrestling to NAMBLA and I am fucking howling. I still have like 27 minutes left for tomorrow. Papa Cornette bless.

nachobro · « **Reply #11114 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:40:59 PM »

i put on raw and becky is bleeding everywhere?

Tripon · « **Reply #11115 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:42:13 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on February 10, 2020, 08:40:59 PM

i put on raw and becky is bleeding everywhere?

Shayna attacked her after Becky pinned Asuka.

They're either censoring "Jesus Christ" or "Jesus Fucking Christ".

dkdk · « **Reply #11116 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:44:05 PM »

looooooooooool she bit Becky. this is good fuckery

bork · « **Reply #11117 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:48:20 PM »

So Rusev and Bobby are "done" and this feud is now just Lana and Liv, with no explanation why? LOL.

bork · « **Reply #11118 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:50:48 PM »

Ruby Riott came out and I just realized I was watching last week's episode

Tripon · « **Reply #11119 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:50:55 PM »

Quote from: bork on February 10, 2020, 08:48:20 PM

So Rusev and Bobby are "done" and this feud is now just Lana and Liv, with no explanation why? LOL.

Imagine reading the dirt sheets and believing that Rusev would be in a good place after the feud ended.

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bork · « **Reply #11120 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:51:57 PM »

Last I saw, it was "creative has no plans for Rusev right now."

...wasn't that whole cuck thing supposed to be their most popular storyline!?

nachobro · « **Reply #11121 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:52:43 PM »

nwa gives the black pope some more screentime and now mvp is back on wwe in a promo role

billy corgan creates, the world takes

Tripon · « **Reply #11122 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:54:49 PM »

Quote from: bork on February 10, 2020, 08:51:57 PM

Last I saw, it was "creative has no plans for Rusev right now."

...wasn't that whole cuck thing supposed to be their most popular storyline!?

Also heard that Rusev was playing hardball on his contract. The dude is popular, he should be in the main event or near main event somewhere.

nachobro · « **Reply #11123 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:56:34 PM »

i can attest that at TLC the crowd was way louder that i would have expected during the rusev/lashley match. so people were into it to some extent.

rusev had the godlike feud against cena that ended with him rolling into WM in a tank...and then nothing

nachobro · « **Reply #11124 on:** February 10, 2020, 08:58:32 PM »

drew mcintyre

Tripon · « **Reply #11125 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:01:34 PM »

How the hell did MVP convince creative to give him 10 minutes for this promo.

nachobro · « **Reply #11126 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:07:44 PM »

garza time next

bork · « **Reply #11127 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:09:11 PM »

Catching up on this- did Becky Lynch just steal an ambulance to drive herself to the hospital?

bork · « **Reply #11128 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:10:36 PM »

MVP has morphed into a bloated Jonathan Coachman

nachobro · « **Reply #11129 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:12:33 PM »

i think she just stole it to get away from the doctor

team filler · « **Reply #11130 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:13:04 PM »

rebecca binch

nachobro · « **Reply #11131 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:16:29 PM »

garza holding it down til my man andrade comes back

dkdk · « **Reply #11132 on:** February 10, 2020, 09:55:59 PM »

why not stick MVP w/ Ricochet.

somebody that will run his mouth all day for someone i never want to hear say a word.

Stro · « **Reply #11133 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:02:04 PM »

I can already imagine the "edgy" Heyman promos talking about MVP's time as a felon

bork · « **Reply #11134 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:19:22 PM »

MATTY HARDY defending *EDGE* in a promo!?

Are they making him do this on his way out the door?

Tripon · « **Reply #11135 on:** February 10, 2020, 10:19:49 PM »

Is this Liv-Ruby angle going to be that they're both Lesbos?

Tripon · « **Reply #11136 on:** February 10, 2020, 11:30:44 PM »

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/beenkd

badvibes.jpg

Stro · « **Reply #11137 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:18:52 AM »

The fuck

bork · « **Reply #11138 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:55:02 AM »

Is Vince going to call Shayna up and give her a vampire gimmick?

Tripon · « **Reply #11139 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:08:38 AM »

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1227079906078511105

Asuka not too broken up on losing on Monday.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11140 on:** February 11, 2020, 12:02:47 PM »

Shes' exposing the biz like just that prissy prancing jazz handsing japanese school girl fetish having Kenny Olivier

TVC15 · « **Reply #11141 on:** February 11, 2020, 07:41:16 PM »

Big Poppa Pump is allegedly at his Shoneys every other day. I like those odds. Possible Borecon ‘20 site?

I went to the Steiner Shoneys (pics Inside)
https://reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/f2bmox/i_went_to_the_steiner_shoneys_pics_inside/

Church:

If someone ebays me that Steiner doll I’ll expose the business on webcam

Should I settle for used? How much gunk am I going to be scraping out of this thing?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/WCW-Big-Poppa-Pump-Bashin-Brawlers-Wrestling-Plush-Scott-Steiner-1998-WWE-Used/164024637079?hash=item2630a15697:g:P8MAAOSwOb9eF01P

bork · « **Reply #11142 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:41:21 PM »

The WCW belt is upside down.

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apparently a year or so ago he was tired of what they were putting on the buffet because it was the same food over and over again, so he hired a bunch of new cooks to rework their concept and they completely redid the buffet menu from scratch.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11143 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:58:39 PM »

That Shoney's is about an hour away from me, if he's really there all the time that may be my best chance of getting him to call me fat, so I'm down with holding BoreCon 2020 there

TVC15 · « **Reply #11144 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:59:47 PM »

Snorenado, could you please go to that Shoneys and hang out there for like a week and get Steiner to sign something for me?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11145 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:01:03 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on February 11, 2020, 10:59:47 PM

Snorenado, could you please go to that Shoneys and hang out there for like a week and get Steiner to sign something for me?

If I lose my job in the near future (probably 50/50 odds of that happening) that sounds like as good a way as any to pass the time before I die, so in that eventuality sure

TVC15 · « **Reply #11146 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:12:56 PM »

What a way to grow old, listening to Big poppa Pump cut promos on shitty line cooks.

nachobro · « **Reply #11147 on:** February 12, 2020, 08:47:47 AM »

https://twitter.com/WWEonFOX/status/1227448904855232520

so who's he having a match with at wm? corbin?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11148 on:** February 12, 2020, 08:49:56 AM »

big daddy cool vin diesel

Stro · « **Reply #11149 on:** February 12, 2020, 10:58:19 AM »

Fuck it run Cena vs Goldberg at SaudiMania this year

nachobro · « **Reply #11150 on:** February 12, 2020, 11:02:04 AM »

Cena vs DBryan 2

TVC15 · « **Reply #11151 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:58:36 PM »

If I was czar of saudia arabia: Steiner vs Joe, just for the promos

Fuck, seeing it laid out like this, it mostly makes sense.

Stro · « **Reply #11152 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:59:53 PM »

Only if they're in Arabic

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11153 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:00:52 PM »

Anyone else following the cornette biz beef

TVC15 · « **Reply #11154 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:11:53 PM »

Quote from: BlueLithium on February 12, 2020, 05:00:52 PM

Anyone else following the cornette biz beef

I basically only follow wrestling these days so I have the context to best appreciate Jim Cornette. He’s the only good thing about modern wrasslin, pretty much. But you need to eat the garbage for fuel.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #11155 on:** February 12, 2020, 06:25:34 PM »

lol that was a typo and was meant to say bix, ‘notorious’ wrestling journo who started the mothership with Brian last amongst other things, it’s some funny shit if you know who’s who, but it’s also kinda deep lore too.

Tripon · « **Reply #11156 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:12:23 PM »

Jeff Cobb wrestling Jon Moxley next week on AEW.

El Babua · « **Reply #11157 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:14:07 PM »

Finally listening to the Jim Cornette Meltzer/Olivier vid

Tripon · « **Reply #11158 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:46:32 PM »

Eye for a Eye match just a hardcore match?

nachobro · « **Reply #11159 on:** February 12, 2020, 10:23:02 PM »

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