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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #11220 on: February 18, 2020, 04:55:58 PM »
I think he said fairly positive things about Heyman on a recent podcast. I’d imagine they probably can’t get along because they seem to have at least some similar traits. Some of my life’s mortal enemies are those that I share certain traits with.

Yeah I think that's most of the issue they've had with each other over the years. They are very, very similar and see what they hate in themselves in each other but in reality they're basically just the Northern and Southern version of the same person.

Both broke into the business as teenagers doing photography, both became brash loud mouth managers with a gimmick weapon, both became owner/bookers for their own attempted territory after the age of territories, both took money from Vince to stay in business longer and when they couldn't go on went to work for Vince outright, both booked for developmental, both booked for WWE, Cornette went on to book for TNA/ROH while Paul E. did 3rd brand ECW revival.

Probably a big part of the conflict between the two (and it mostly seems to be Cornette, especially since ECW folded) was that they were always competing in the same spots pretty much their whole careers. Now that they aren't in the same sphere and competing with each other, it would also make sense that some or most of the animosity has diminished.

I would also argue that Cornette/Russo share a lot of similarities as well and that makes Cornette more :rage than Russo's bookings or ideas on wrestling. And also that most of Cornette's bullshit is a work to get people to pay attention to him.

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« Reply #11221 on: February 18, 2020, 07:36:59 PM »
Caught up on Corn Daddy. I’m surprised he’s dropping NXT for Raw. He never seemed as big as everyone else on NXT, but he seems to have really rapidly cooled on it over the past month.

Anyway, if he’s only covering Raw and AEW now, his AEW reviews are going to start sounding significantly more positive. Unless, you know, Jim happens to be irrationally insane.

Also we should have a WrassleBore meetup at this. We can have a classic Backstage Betty contest like teen girls used to in the 70s, and see who can groupie it up best and bed the most old wrestlers. They’re probably all CTE’d so it probably won’t be much more difficult than it is for you guys at the playground.

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I personally can’t wait to get London Bridged by Bushwacker Luke and New Jack. Also: Kevin Sullivan a2m.
wonder if any of them have cte bad enough to benoit me :dunno
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« Reply #11222 on: February 18, 2020, 07:39:03 PM »
new jack has ended a few lives before, he's your best bet

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« Reply #11223 on: February 18, 2020, 08:03:37 PM »
Lol at Ciampa having his necked worked on for like 12 minutes straight then no selling a Canadian Destroyer on the floor to hit his ultimate finisher for a near fall


Adam Cole (and Gargano) matches can get so ridiculous with the near falls and kick outs. There was a lot of excess on this show and Johnny Wrassles needs to move on as this is now the third time he's had a heel turn in the past year. Really his entire run since Ciampa got hurt last year has been so aimless and repetitive and I'm sure shortly after WM Takeover we'll get THE REAL JOHNNY WRESTLING IS BACK. Again. I know a call up is going to be death for him but there is literally nothing left for him to do in NXT.

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« Reply #11224 on: February 18, 2020, 09:41:59 PM »
Did anyone watch this new NWA show? Normally I’d just watch it but I see that Mall Bump kid is on it and I don’t want to endorse that nonsense unless it’s worthwhile.
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« Reply #11225 on: February 19, 2020, 03:19:42 PM »
Did anyone watch this new NWA show? Normally I’d just watch it but I see that Mall Bump kid is on it and I don’t want to endorse that nonsense unless it’s worthwhile.

Let it play in the background. It wasn't good or bad. I'd pass on it just because it seems the mall bump was made for the NWA show. They show highlights of it during the show.

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« Reply #11226 on: February 19, 2020, 04:09:44 PM »
mall kid needs to roid up  :goldberg
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« Reply #11227 on: February 19, 2020, 04:13:20 PM »
mall kid needs to roid up  :goldberg

He needs friends. He’s in a tag team with his dad. (It’s a WFH day, I half-watched it this morning. The match wasn’t anything special, but this could be a good idea for a show.)
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« Reply #11228 on: February 19, 2020, 04:24:38 PM »
his dad could beat up your dad!
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« Reply #11229 on: February 19, 2020, 04:25:57 PM »
My dad’s dead and he spent the last 20 years of his life so depressed that he barely ever got out of bed.
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« Reply #11230 on: February 19, 2020, 04:36:59 PM »
sorry to hear that, breh
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« Reply #11231 on: February 19, 2020, 04:41:32 PM »
I’m a lot like my dad :( I worry about that a lot. His sister had early onset alzheimers in her 40s, so I probably have that coming too. She was Budd Dwyer’s secretary, but she wasn’t in the room when the incident happened.
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« Reply #11232 on: February 19, 2020, 04:42:57 PM »
Generational trauma has led us all to The Bore

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« Reply #11233 on: February 19, 2020, 04:51:29 PM »
already outlived pops by about 3 years  :success
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« Reply #11234 on: February 19, 2020, 05:00:42 PM »
DNC has put up Bloomberg vs Bernie, NXT has Dream vs Strong, AEW has PAC vs Omega


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« Reply #11235 on: February 19, 2020, 05:09:29 PM »
Oh no :cornette is gonna watch the debate and not aew this week  :fbm

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« Reply #11236 on: February 19, 2020, 05:09:49 PM »
again with pac vs omega?

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« Reply #11237 on: February 19, 2020, 05:11:39 PM »
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« Reply #11238 on: February 19, 2020, 05:11:52 PM »
I still find it hilarious that kenny Olivier has booked himself worse than wwe would have even if they were trying to bury him  :lol

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« Reply #11239 on: February 19, 2020, 05:21:51 PM »
already outlived pops by about 3 years  :success

My dad made it to 62. There was an instant cam pic of him taken at 40 (I’m 39 now) moments after he learned that my mom was surprise pregnant with me. He had his hand on his head with that 1000 yard stare. When I saw this pic in an album, they were upfront that it was a surprise. They somehow didn’t realize that finding out I was a traumatic surprise to my dad, a man I have complicated feelings about, would give me a lifelong series of complexes.

 
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« Reply #11240 on: February 19, 2020, 07:28:04 PM »
again with pac vs omega?

Not just again, but it's an iron man match, so really it could be 30 falls

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« Reply #11241 on: February 19, 2020, 08:01:47 PM »
ALL PETITE WRASSLIN TIME
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« Reply #11242 on: February 19, 2020, 08:03:47 PM »
What the hell is up with Angelico and Jack Evans’ ring gear? They’re dressed like special edition Mountain Dew cans. And why does their tag team have such a lame name?
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« Reply #11243 on: February 19, 2020, 08:44:31 PM »
NXT, HERE IS AUSTIN THEORY!!!

***Destroyed by Ciampa without having a match***

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« Reply #11244 on: February 19, 2020, 08:55:08 PM »
What the hell is up with Angelico and Jack Evans’ ring gear? They’re dressed like special edition Mountain Dew cans. And why does their tag team have such a lame name?
For real. Whenever they do something cool it makes me angry because they're dressed like motocross themed jobbers

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« Reply #11245 on: February 19, 2020, 09:11:55 PM »

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« Reply #11246 on: February 19, 2020, 09:39:29 PM »
Bianca Belair interrupting a match now with a 'Kanye at the MTW music awards' promo
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« Reply #11247 on: February 19, 2020, 09:41:37 PM »
Someone needs to hire him just to do promos. He’s truly the greatest.

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« Reply #11248 on: February 19, 2020, 09:53:14 PM »
Find yourself a woman that loves you just as much as the Rhodes family loves Blading.

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« Reply #11249 on: February 19, 2020, 09:56:22 PM »
It’s like I tuned on a giallo or something
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« Reply #11250 on: February 19, 2020, 09:59:04 PM »
Dat moonsault. Mall Bump kid hold Cody’s beer.
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« Reply #11251 on: February 19, 2020, 09:59:07 PM »
Cody did a somersault off the top of the cage on FREE TV. Can't believe they gave that away.

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« Reply #11252 on: February 19, 2020, 10:02:24 PM »
That match was pretty legit. I thought that jump was fantastic.
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« Reply #11253 on: February 19, 2020, 10:05:56 PM »
That match was pretty legit. I thought that jump was fantastic.

Less height than the mall bump. :goldberg

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« Reply #11254 on: February 19, 2020, 10:08:25 PM »
He gets the backflip from unstable position bonus point modifier tho

[Dynamite Spoiler] Finish to the Steel Cage match - Cody vs Wardlow
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« Reply #11255 on: February 19, 2020, 10:11:56 PM »
The cody flip is some holy fucking shit stuff

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« Reply #11256 on: February 19, 2020, 10:14:21 PM »
Like, what the fuck does Cody have planned for his MJF finish now? That’s a tough act to follow. I’m hyped! That was so cool.
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« Reply #11257 on: February 19, 2020, 10:51:54 PM »
is this what jericho's pod is usually like? might be worth a listen if so


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« Reply #11258 on: February 19, 2020, 10:58:05 PM »
Well, that’s my commute tomorrow.
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« Reply #11259 on: February 19, 2020, 11:06:02 PM »
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« Reply #11260 on: February 19, 2020, 11:43:44 PM »
Chris is also a flat earther ha ha.
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« Reply #11261 on: February 20, 2020, 12:21:29 AM »
has he been on rogan?
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« Reply #11263 on: February 20, 2020, 04:30:18 PM »
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WWE Superstar Samoa Joe reportedly suffered an injury during a commercial shoot last week and is currently not cleared to wrestle.

According to Ryan Satin of Pro Wrestling Sheet, the injury occurred when Joe took a table spot as part of a WWE commercial shoot. Joe reportedly hit his head, and Satin has been told by sources that The Samoan Submission Machine could miss "a considerable amount of time."

Out again? :dizzy
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« Reply #11264 on: February 20, 2020, 04:37:38 PM »
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« Reply #11265 on: February 20, 2020, 04:40:07 PM »
New WWE lies for their new documentary:

The change from WWF to WWE was just something Vince wanted to do to freshen things up and because he wanted an entertainment company, not a wrasslin' company (You might note they kept "Wrestling" in their name)

The fans loved HHH during the Ruthless Aggression era (aka the Reign of Terror era) and always rooted him on because he was so cool, so it was a real challenge for Cena to get any face heat against him

The Undertaker dapping Cena after his debut was a SHOOT (this one is dubious as Bruce Prichard tends to just state what happened on screen matter of factly like it was a real event, but the implication was this clearly set up shot with other talent and Taker walking in was unplanned. Plus Bruce is THE biggest bullshitter around about WWE stuff, even before he was back with the company)




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« Reply #11266 on: February 21, 2020, 12:37:35 AM »
Also just ignored that the Thuganomics character was supposed to be a corny white guy trying to be a black gangsta rapper and treated the whole thing as legitimite. Just ignored the heel version of the character, Brock feud, "FU"

I mean I know most of the fans were in on the joke and Cena would have gotten over anyway, but still, the way it's presented in the documentary just feels weird and almost propagandish  :doge

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« Reply #11267 on: February 21, 2020, 10:54:54 AM »
100% real- totally was a shoot and the cameras just happened to be there and catch it all!  :o



 :hhh

Also just ignored that the Thuganomics character was supposed to be a corny white guy trying to be a black gangsta rapper and treated the whole thing as legitimite. Just ignored the heel version of the character, Brock feud, "FU"

I mean I know most of the fans were in on the joke and Cena would have gotten over anyway, but still, the way it's presented in the documentary just feels weird and almost propagandish  :doge

FFS, why do they try to gloss over and/or change this crap?   :lol  I loved heel thug-gangsta-wannabe Cena.  That was when the gimmick really worked, lol.  Calling his finisher the F.U. and mocking Lesnar's finisher name was also great.

The whole gimmick came from Cena doing purposefully-corny little raps and shit backstage.  IIRC it was a Vanilla Ice impression and they even had him do it on Smackdown before the gimmick change.



I also remember reading dirt sheet shit about his gimmick- other wrasslers were pissed off, because he got to wear comfortable, loose fitting clothes to keep with kayfabe when traveling, despite the WWE having a dress code at the time.  :lol 
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« Reply #11268 on: February 21, 2020, 12:43:24 PM »
They need to do backstage segments like all the wrestlers playing cards like in the Acolytes days. I’d actually believe wrestlers get together and bullshit over cards to kill time backstage while waiting for their bit.
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« Reply #11269 on: February 21, 2020, 01:09:33 PM »
I actually do believe he was on the cutting block. Not only because multiple people including Cena have stuck to the same story for so many years without any embellishments (which is rare for WWE, usually they add to the established story for years) and he really was floundering hard. He was feuding with cruiserweights on Velocity and taking stinkfaces from Rikishi on SD at the end of 2002.

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« Reply #11270 on: February 21, 2020, 01:56:35 PM »
:dead at the women's match on AEW and how completely disinterested the commentary team was in it. JR COMPLETELY shitting on Statlander's gimmick, literally asked Excalibur to explain it and then told him to stop when he got into it :lol , the cut away to Tony's coffee, JR asking if there was Blue Chew in Tony's coffee, Brit Baker complaining about being cyber stalked and berrying the entire division and ranking system.

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« Reply #11272 on: February 21, 2020, 06:20:51 PM »
Dynamite was probably the best show they've put on so far. Hopefully they can keep that momentum into next week and the PPV, but a week or two before the last PPV they had a great show that seemed like they had it all figured out and then proceeded to spin their wheels for 3 months.

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« Reply #11273 on: February 21, 2020, 09:25:53 PM »
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« Reply #11274 on: February 22, 2020, 07:24:42 AM »
The experience hasn’t been uploaded yet :stahp

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« Reply #11276 on: February 22, 2020, 08:06:10 AM »
Dream/Roddy fucking sucked. Zero chemistry, damn near every spot was blown, constant miscues and miscommunications from start to finish. Overall NXT was very low energy this week.

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« Reply #11277 on: February 22, 2020, 09:39:39 AM »
https://twitter.com/greatbrianlast/status/1230960389506109441

Gonna need the must unhinged of unhinged kenny Olivier rants to make up for it being late  :rash

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« Reply #11278 on: February 22, 2020, 10:39:55 AM »
:dead at the women's match on AEW and how completely disinterested the commentary team was in it. JR COMPLETELY shitting on Statlander's gimmick, literally asked Excalibur to explain it and then told him to stop when he got into it :lol , the cut away to Tony's coffee, JR asking if there was Blue Chew in Tony's coffee, Brit Baker complaining about being cyber stalked and berrying the entire division and ranking system.

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« Reply #11279 on: February 22, 2020, 05:05:35 PM »
Just be glad that clip wasn’t used to make fun of the young fucks or else it would have been copyright claimed  :playa