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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5940 on: May 30, 2018, 05:14:40 PM »
Gotta fund the XFL somehow, my friends

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5941 on: May 30, 2018, 06:36:18 PM »
So many articles make it sound like now the WWE doesn't give a shit about the Network and PPVs because of this.   :lol  Also dirtsheet rumblings that the Fox SD move may mean the end of the brand split again.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5942 on: May 30, 2018, 07:26:26 PM »
Well they def don't give a shit about PPVs anymore, but they haven't since introducing the Network. Remember the first few months of the Network, every PPV would have a segment where the announcers berated anyone watching who paid through PPV as fucking morons? :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #5943 on: June 02, 2018, 02:46:55 AM »


enzo da gawd  :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5944 on: June 02, 2018, 06:18:32 AM »
Having Enzo be one of Filler's favorite wrestlers is just the universe being too precious with me
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« Reply #5945 on: June 02, 2018, 07:14:30 AM »
Man you guys should read up on the Punk/Cabana vs Dr. Amman trial

Punk is the worst witness for his defense possible :lol :lol :lol

Admits:
It wasn't Dr. Amman giving him meds in the first place

He doesn't actually know what a Z-Pak is

He stands by the "general idea" of what he said on the podcast, but "not accurately"

He at one point was crying on the stand and the judge called a recess to let him compose himself (this seemed to be over his decision to quit after getting mad that he was eliminated from the Rumble sooner than expected due to a concussion as he labeled his judgement in 2014 as "poor"

Admits that The Lump wasn't on his back but on his ass and doesn't know why he said back so many times. This is likely why no one could see it in any photos or video.

Confirmed that Cabana saw the lump, as it would be Colt Cabana, not his wife AJ, that would see his naked ass.

The guy who actually diagnosed it at staph wasn't even a doctor, Punk believed he was because AJ believed he was. He was a Physician’s Assistant.

At one point a bunch of 8th graders showed up to watch and the lawyer wouldn't repeat curse words from the podcast for a while :lol :lol :lol

There's a long history of Punk complaining about frequent and constant headaches, doctors wanting to treat him for depression issues. This combined with Punk's emotional outbursts and crying on the stand raises some real questions about his brain health particularly with a fucking MMA fight in a few days.

Amman did give Punk Z-Paks without a prescription at Punk's request. Due to the brand split, there are two doctors and they don't always contact each other about what treatments are given to what wrestler, so Punk had hit up both doctors who were both treating him without knowing it.

Amman admits he wasn't impacted at WWE through this thing, that he never sought treatment for emotional issues or damages, that he slept 8 hours a night, but still wants emotional damages awarded to him :lol :lol Basically he's just tired of twitter trolls.

Punk boo'd when a video's audio cut out :lol :lol

The Smackdown doctor said he did put heat packs below Punk's belt line on his back, Punk disputes that. The doctor also says Punk never mentioned the lump to him, he didn't see a lump, and Punk never requested to have it cut out by any staff as far as he knows

Colt Cabana was doing so poorly on the stand that his lawyer took over and wouldn't let him speak anymore :lol :lol :lol :lol


Text messages between Cabana & Punk [confirmed by Colt]
Cabana: “I just got a physical letter from Amann.”
[Cabana confirms that Punk received a Cease & Desist as well]
Punk: “Poor guy, I almost feel bad I was mean.”
Colt refuses to confirm that he knew Punk was talking about Amann. Colt suggests that Punk might’ve been talking about the entire medical staff.
Text message from Punk: “But fuck him.”

Colt described the lump that Punk called a golfball and a baseball as a bubble or half an egg.

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Colt confirms that Punk called Amann “the most worthless piece of shit he’d ever met.”
Colt confirms that Punk was not unbiased.
Colt confirms that he never contacted Dr. Patrick Batemen.
Colt corrects counsel that the name was Patrick Duffy.
Colt confirms that he never met any Tampa doctor.
Colt’s lawyer takes over.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


Punk also made the Bateman joke later on, but that's the guy that actually lanced the lump, said it wasn't anything remotely as big as Punk had said, didn't have a pustule, there was no squirting anything or screaming like Punk described in the podcast. Punk also declined a culture due to lack of insurance :lol :lol .  And then he no-showed the follow up.


This thing should have been streamed somewhere like the Hogan vs Gawker trial :beli



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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5946 on: June 02, 2018, 07:33:44 AM »
HHH won

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5947 on: June 05, 2018, 06:46:59 PM »
Amann lost

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5948 on: June 09, 2018, 04:39:27 PM »
Brehs Okada/Omega was the best match of all time.

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5949 on: June 09, 2018, 05:50:01 PM »
Brehs Okada/Omega was the best match of all time.

I don't know what it is, but I just don't care about seeing Kenny Omega wrestle.  I just think of him as a 'celebrity' FGC guy.  :P
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5950 on: June 09, 2018, 06:18:46 PM »
It was pretty good

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5951 on: June 10, 2018, 08:01:31 PM »
Punk lost again at UFC.  Dana White is saying that's it for him.

...So when will we see Punk back in WWE?  :doge
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« Reply #5952 on: June 10, 2018, 09:18:07 PM »
Punk lost again at UFC.  Dana White is saying that's it for him.

...So when will we see Punk back in WWE?  :doge
better not be before enzo  >:(
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5953 on: June 10, 2018, 09:23:36 PM »
Punk lost again at UFC.  Dana White is saying that's it for him.

...So when will we see Punk back in WWE?  :doge
better not be before enzo  >:(



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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5954 on: June 11, 2018, 08:07:11 AM »
Upon further review, I think I'd also rather see an Enzo return before a Punk return

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5955 on: June 11, 2018, 08:51:09 AM »
Corey Graves was talking a lot of shit about Punk on Twitter, to the point where fans were pleading with him to stop.  :lol  He said he was pissed off at Punk's attitude of not wanting to be friends with anyone in WWE.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5956 on: June 11, 2018, 09:11:30 AM »
Two heavily tatted up white guys with brain damage and stupid haircuts doing trash talking on the internet? I thought Dana said Punk was out of the UFC if he lost again?

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5957 on: June 11, 2018, 12:58:57 PM »
Punk lost again at UFC.  Dana White is saying that's it for him.

...So when will we see Punk back in WWE?  :doge
Considering that literally a few days before the fight he was in court defending against them suing for his entire net worth probably not anytime soon. If he showed up in the indie world at some point I'd not be surprised.
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« Reply #5958 on: June 11, 2018, 02:16:09 PM »
Upon further review, I think I'd also rather see an Enzo return before a Punk return
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« Reply #5959 on: June 12, 2018, 05:59:22 AM »


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« Reply #5960 on: June 12, 2018, 06:19:37 AM »
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« Reply #5961 on: June 12, 2018, 09:28:50 AM »
skimmed through raw a bit after e3



bald is a good look for corbin.

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5962 on: June 12, 2018, 09:41:39 AM »
Definitely better than the sad few strands of spaghetti that were still on top of his head.

Don't get making him an authority figure though.  Do they not have any WRESTLING for him to do?  ???
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5963 on: June 12, 2018, 09:46:22 AM »
I haven’t watched wrestling since Enzo dropped his single. There’s really no point anymore now that I can get my Enzo fix elsewhere now.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5964 on: June 12, 2018, 09:51:36 AM »
Haven't been watching it either.  Hoping that things will pick back up after the PPV Sunday, which the time between it and Backlash has felt like forever, but if not I'm canceling my sub and taking a break for a while.
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« Reply #5965 on: June 12, 2018, 09:52:18 AM »
Idk but I liked that Corbin just kept rocking that shit as it got worse and worse instead of getting shitty cuts to try to hide that he was going bald. It went well with his persona. He looks 10 years younger in that pic. He's also pretty good in the ring, I really enjoy his Big Boss Man tribute spots but I feel like I haven't seen him in a singles match on PPV in like 7 months.

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« Reply #5966 on: June 12, 2018, 09:26:12 PM »
I just turned on SD and yes Shinsuke’s himmick is still hitting people in the nuts. “Signature Nakamura low blow” they called it.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5967 on: June 16, 2018, 10:13:21 PM »
Watching NXT Takeover: Chicago now.  Shortly after the street fight match begins, some dude in the audience keeps yelling "YOU'RE THE DEVIL, CIAMPA!!  YOU'RE THE DEVILLLLL!!!!"  :lol
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« Reply #5968 on: June 16, 2018, 10:40:24 PM »
Gargano and Ciampa are both literally dead now. :o
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« Reply #5969 on: June 16, 2018, 10:46:11 PM »
That was a pretty insane match.

Really good show.  I did skip over the women's match after a bit -just didn't gel with me- but the rest was awesome.  Tomorrow is sure to be a shitacular and the polar opposite of this.  :doge
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5972 on: June 17, 2018, 10:42:39 PM »
The Nia Jax/Ronda Rousey match is the best booking WWE has done in like, forever.  The match was pretty good too.

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« Reply #5973 on: June 17, 2018, 10:45:22 PM »
The Nia Jax/Ronda Rousey match is the best booking WWE has done in like, forever.  The match was pretty good too.

Too bad that's it.  Guess it's Alex Bliss vs. Ronda now.
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« Reply #5974 on: June 17, 2018, 10:47:16 PM »
Time for Big E's rumored big push?

...LOL, nope.  Kofi.
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« Reply #5975 on: June 17, 2018, 10:48:14 PM »
There's been 22 MITB matches already!?  ???
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« Reply #5976 on: June 18, 2018, 01:45:20 AM »
There's been 22 MITB matches already!?  ???
I believe it, they did it at mania and at a separate ppv a year or two maybe and then you factor in having multiple per show on account of the brand split (which they seem to have stopped now since the women have their own mitb match too and four on one card would be way too goddamn many).
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« Reply #5977 on: June 18, 2018, 07:25:20 AM »
I thought that wasn't a bad PPV from what I watched of it. 

-Ready for Styles and Nakamura to move the hell on and I hope that was the end of the feud. 
-Enjoyed the women's MITB more than the men's.  Maybe I was just gassed by the end of the show.  It was "only" four-ish hours, at least.
-Braun winning MITB was fine and I hope this means if Reigns vs. Lesnar (again) happens at Sumemrslam that he just comes right out, destroys them both, cashes in and wins, and then goes onto feud with anyone not named "Roman" or Brock."
-Ronda is awesome.  Hard to believe that was basically her second match.   :o
-Nia Jax was just keeping the title warm for Alexa, I guess.  Don't mind her cashing in and winning so quickly though.
-I like Carmella -she's an awesome heel- but that was a godawful match with Asuka.  They made Asuka look like a moron throughout it, especially when Ellsworth popped up and was wearing her entrance gear.
-Didn't really watch the rest of the stuff on the card.  Don't care about D-Bry/Cass or the IC title match.  Was a bit behind and watching it with a delay and it awesome being able to pretty much skip over the majority of the Roman/Jinder match.
-NXT Takeover shat all over this.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5978 on: June 18, 2018, 07:37:51 PM »
NXT Asuka: REIGNS ON A THRONE OF THE SKULLS OF HER VICTIMS

WWE Asuka: scared of her own ring clothes

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5979 on: June 18, 2018, 10:21:33 PM »
Shaved head Corbin is kinda sexy.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5980 on: June 18, 2018, 10:53:16 PM »
elias seems to be resonating w/ the crowd for almost a year now. lets give the belt back to dolph ziggler. that'll pay off for us. :doge

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« Reply #5981 on: June 19, 2018, 07:24:24 AM »
elias seems to be resonating w/ the crowd for almost a year now. lets give the belt back to dolph ziggler. that'll pay off for us. :doge

Last night was the first time I'd watched Raw in weeks...legit forgot Dolph and Drew were still there.

Good lord, 'E, bring back more managers, please- some of these guys desperately need mouthpieces, like Bobby Lashley.  Just don't talk, Bob.  Like at all.  And you'll be good.

Sasha and Bayley fighting each other AGAIN?   :lol  Can we fucking end this tired old storyline already? 

Turned the show off after the Revival came out and they got matched up with Ramen/Bob. 
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« Reply #5982 on: June 19, 2018, 09:49:07 AM »
I think it might be time for a Raw break again. Other than Ronda fucking Alexa up, the rest was pretty awful and/or forgettable. That being said, Ronda was fucking great yesterday and at MITB. She's really killing it lately.

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5983 on: June 19, 2018, 11:33:37 AM »
She did a great job channeling Stone Cold last night.

And then they kayfabe-suspend her for a month.  :lol  I hope that means run-ins and shit and not her actually being off TV for the next 30 days.  :doge
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« Reply #5984 on: June 19, 2018, 01:25:33 PM »
She should show up in the audience every Monday and heckle Alexa
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« Reply #5985 on: June 19, 2018, 03:01:10 PM »
She did a great job channeling Stone Cold last night.

And then they kayfabe-suspend her for a month.  :lol  I hope that means run-ins and shit and not her actually being off TV for the next 30 days.  :doge

Uh, yeah, is her “full time” contract basically a part time contract, but she wrestles 6 times a year instead of 4? She certainly doesn’t feel full time.
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« Reply #5987 on: June 19, 2018, 03:11:42 PM »
Noooooooooooooooo
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« Reply #5988 on: June 19, 2018, 03:51:37 PM »
 >:(
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5989 on: June 19, 2018, 04:24:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1009147537268314119

 :dayum :idont

They didn't even wish him best if luck in future endeavors, dayum.  :lol
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5990 on: June 19, 2018, 04:29:48 PM »
Did he really get fired for going too far with a midget, like Reddit says?
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« Reply #5991 on: June 19, 2018, 04:31:02 PM »
Did he really get fired for going too far with a midget, like Reddit says?

That's the rumor, yeah.  Makes sense- Vince told him not to change that segment and he did.  Doghouse'd.
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« Reply #5992 on: June 19, 2018, 04:35:05 PM »
I want to get fired for going too far with a midget.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5993 on: June 19, 2018, 05:39:55 PM »
Good, now get rid of Dolph once and for all.

You mean current IC champ Dolph Ziggler? Vince has his finger on the pulse, knows what fans REALLY want.

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5994 on: June 19, 2018, 05:55:02 PM »
Big Cass’s last name was Morrissey <3 <3 <3

Also, as Big Cass showed, you can do a lot worse than Dolph as a midcarder.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #5995 on: June 20, 2018, 11:39:58 AM »
RIP Vader. Can anyone refresh my memory as to why he never had a good WWE career? He was a fantastic big guy.
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« Reply #5996 on: June 20, 2018, 01:36:59 PM »
RIP Vader. Can anyone refresh my memory as to why he never had a good WWE career? He was a fantastic big guy.


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« Reply #5997 on: June 29, 2018, 05:05:30 AM »


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« Reply #5999 on: July 08, 2018, 12:06:29 PM »
Did you watch the G1 Special, Stro? Was Omega able to drag Cody to a decent match this time?
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