Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 938042 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #5940 on:** March 27, 2019, 07:41:41 AM »

Is this the worst Mania buildup ever? It's gotta be up there.

nachobro · « **Reply #5941 on:** March 27, 2019, 08:54:30 AM »

Quote from: Stro on March 27, 2019, 06:46:38 AM

They got out of making a SD women's match by putting the title on someone in the Raw match

funny thing is they were advertising a 4 way match on SD to find an opponent for Asuka up until yesterday and then they decided "fuck it" and went this route.

bork · « **Reply #5942 on:** March 27, 2019, 09:46:28 AM »

Quote from: Stro on March 27, 2019, 06:46:38 AM

Definitely expect WM to end with the Four Horsewomen all holding up their titles, even if Becky and Charlotte just tried to kill each other for 25 minutes

That...actually makes a lot of sense. So I can see the WWE not doing it! But that could also set up the horsewomen vs. horsewomen feud.

Quote from: Trent Dole on March 27, 2019, 07:41:41 AM

Is this the worst Mania buildup ever? It's gotta be up there.

Quote from: Stro on March 27, 2019, 07:55:04 AM

I feel like you could say that for every WM for the past decade or more.

Yup

$:-\$

Half-expecting next week's Smackdown to have Vince come out and say "I said Kofi is going to Wrestlemania...but I didn't say in a match against Daniel Bryan!"

and one more episode of fuckery dedicated to him having to do something to earn the shot for the umpteenth time.

bork · « **Reply #5943 on:** March 27, 2019, 09:50:33 AM »

The current Mania card:

Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins
Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston
Ronda Rousey vs. Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair
Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio
Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor
Buddy Murphy vs. Tony Nese
Sasha Banks & Bayley vs. Nia Jax & Tamina vs. Natalya & Beth Phoenix vs. IIconics
Triple H vs. Batista
Shane McMahon vs. The Miz
Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Andre the Giant Battle Royal

Can't say I really give a shit about the majority of these and most of the build-ups have been just awful. I like how the first-ever women's tag title match -DEFENDED ON ALL BRANDS!!!!!!- is 3/4ths Raw and the Iiconics and that's it.

Dunno if I'm even going to be able to watch it live since I'll be out of town on vacation...but that might be a good thing.

nachobro · « **Reply #5944 on:** March 27, 2019, 09:52:43 AM »

You forgot the women's battle royale and matches for the raw and sd tag titles, though I guess those haven't been set yet. Gonna be a long show, will probably watch it in two parts

bork · « **Reply #5945 on:** March 27, 2019, 10:06:14 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 27, 2019, 09:52:43 AM

You forgot the women's battle royale and matches for the raw and sd tag titles, though I guess those haven't been set yet. Gonna be a long show, will probably watch it in two parts

Didn't forget them because there are no matches for those (yet)!

nachobro · « **Reply #5946 on:** March 27, 2019, 10:07:20 AM »

i thought there was gonna be usos vs hardys or was that just teased? i remember the usos calling them out on SD at some point.

either way, too much shit already.

just make the champs fight each other on the preshow or something. usos vs revival would be pretty good.

bork · « **Reply #5947 on:** March 27, 2019, 10:08:30 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 27, 2019, 10:07:20 AM

i thought there was gonna be usos vs hardys or was that just teased? i remember the usos calling them out on SD at some point

Nothing official yet. Saw rumblings it might be a fatal four way with Usos vs. Hardys vs. The Bar vs. Rusev/Nakamura.

bork · « **Reply #5948 on:** March 27, 2019, 10:09:41 AM »

Have the Usos and Naomi even been on TV all that much lately? Wondering if the drunk driving incident with Naomi and Uso husband put them in the doghouse.

nachobro · « **Reply #5949 on:** March 27, 2019, 10:10:34 AM »

naomi hasn't been on much but the usos haven't missed a week of SD that i can remember, even if they are just doing a backstage promo

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5950 on:** March 27, 2019, 11:56:23 PM »

This meme is incredible:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156315843181279&id=195158401278&ref=m_notif&notif_t=feed_comment_replyou

It's a video so you gotta view it on fb. Can anyone name these wrestlers? I'm not really up with the latest guys (and this could be an older clip too)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5951 on:** March 28, 2019, 12:40:53 AM »

Some wrestlers play their theme music and come out to distract rivals in a match... but only Velveteen Dream comes out on a couch pulled by two women, sipping from a goblet as a fog machine envelops the stage in fog.

NEVER, EVER GO TO THE MAIN ROSTER, DREAM. YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THAT WORLD. STAY IN NXT FOREVER.

nachobro · « **Reply #5952 on:** March 28, 2019, 09:41:31 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 27, 2019, 11:56:23 PM

This meme is incredible:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156315843181279&id=195158401278&ref=m_notif&notif_t=feed_comment_replyou

It's a video so you gotta view it on fb. Can anyone name these wrestlers? I'm not really up with the latest guys (and this could be an older clip too)

That's HHH and Batista from just 2-3 weeks ago

bork · « **Reply #5953 on:** March 28, 2019, 02:00:24 PM »

I see Meltzer and other dirt sheets are all saying that they must have put the title on Charlotte just to have that "horsewomen moment" at the end of Mania. A bunch of the women's division wrasslers all voiced their displeasure over what happened to Asuka on Twitter. Even Charlotte kind of broke character on it.

Unless they say something next week, the main event is still only for the Raw title despite Charlotte having the SD title.

bork · « **Reply #5954 on:** March 28, 2019, 02:03:02 PM »

And HMMM. This is even on WWE.com now:

https://www.wwe.com/videos/john-cena-calls-baron-corbin-a-dumpster-fire-after-kurt-angles-wrestlemania-reveal-wwe-now
https://www.mandatory.com/wrestlezone/news/1072145-john-cena-trolls-baron-corbin-kurt-angle-wrestlemania

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvdPOxrlajF/?utm_source=ig_embed

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5955 on:** March 28, 2019, 02:55:43 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 28, 2019, 09:41:31 AM

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 27, 2019, 11:56:23 PM
This meme is incredible:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156315843181279&id=195158401278&ref=m_notif&notif_t=feed_comment_replyou

It's a video so you gotta view it on fb. Can anyone name these wrestlers? I'm not really up with the latest guys (and this could be an older clip too)

That's HHH and Batista from just 2-3 weeks ago

Damn i didn't even recognize Batista with facial hair. Has he lost weight also? Or does he have a ton of fattening makeup on when he plays Drax? Lol

nachobro · « **Reply #5956 on:** March 28, 2019, 04:01:16 PM »

goddamn all of those photos look like different people

i remember seeing some gif of evolution era batista that morphed into 2014 batista and it always made me crack up.

nachobro · « **Reply #5957 on:** March 28, 2019, 04:24:08 PM »

couldn't find the gif i mentioned so this one will have to do

nachobro · « **Reply #5958 on:** March 28, 2019, 04:50:27 PM »

i first saw it on gaf so you probably did

Trent Dole · « **Reply #5959 on:** March 28, 2019, 06:22:33 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 28, 2019, 04:24:08 PM

couldn't find the gif i mentioned so this one will have to do

(Image removed from quote.)

Hah, I remember somebody tried asking that on a qna stream with some lady competitor and her and the host were all 'wtf is wrong with all of you'

Trent Dole · « **Reply #5960 on:** March 28, 2019, 09:24:29 PM »

>mania booked so nobody we want wins
>vince comes out the next day on raw and everybody

@ him and sing along with 'no chance in hell' cheerfully

team filler · « **Reply #5961 on:** March 29, 2019, 12:40:44 AM »

bork · « **Reply #5962 on:** March 29, 2019, 09:01:28 AM »

Ban WWE for this sexist filth.

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That really is pretty bad, holy shit.

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bork · « **Reply #5963 on:** March 31, 2019, 03:32:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/pitxapillar/status/1112279477063770114

bork · « **Reply #5964 on:** March 31, 2019, 10:37:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/duopome/status/1111880279285624832

nachobro · « **Reply #5965 on:** April 01, 2019, 09:09:45 PM »

Angle's "last" raw segment was just some fuckery cause his body can't handle another match

nachobro · « **Reply #5966 on:** April 01, 2019, 10:38:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/GetDaTables/status/1112880853317816320

nachobro · « **Reply #5967 on:** April 01, 2019, 11:24:44 PM »

https://streamable.com/1u6nv

alright, this was pretty good

nachobro · « **Reply #5968 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:31:30 PM »

SD Tag Match at WM is Uso vs the entire Smackdown tag division minus the New Day.

Raw is uh...Revival vs Ryder/Hawkins maybe? I dunno.

That match list is pretty unwieldy lol

bork · « **Reply #5969 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:43:08 PM »

Whoops, forgot SD was on.

Didn't bother with most of Raw last night- the first hour or so was so bad that I went to bed early.

bork · « **Reply #5970 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:45:24 PM »

Mysterio got injured from the Corbin match!?

nachobro · « **Reply #5971 on:** April 02, 2019, 08:52:58 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #5972 on:** April 03, 2019, 08:58:14 AM »

They just did Ali/Joe for the title last night, but I guess that hasn't stopped them before. Cena and Joe would be

but entertaining. Also is Mustafa Ali just Ali now? His titantron video was just ALI in rainbow colors with a black screen and nothing else

WWE network has the whole thing scheduled for 7.5 hours including pre-show but it's bound to run longer. I doubt I'll make it through the whole thing in one night.

nachobro · « **Reply #5973 on:** April 03, 2019, 09:28:35 AM »

Also:

Becky
Seth
Kofi
Demon Finn
Joe
Iiconics
Nak/Rusev
Revival
Murphy
HHH
Miz
Corbin I guess?
Roman
AJ
Braun
Asuka

bork · « **Reply #5974 on:** April 03, 2019, 09:36:04 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 03, 2019, 08:58:14 AM

They just did Ali/Joe for the title last night, but I guess that hasn't stopped them before. Cena and Joe would be but entertaining. Also is Mustafa Ali just Ali now? His titantron video was just ALI in rainbow colors with a black screen and nothing else

Yup, he's just "Ali" now. So dumb.

Quote from: nachobro on April 03, 2019, 08:58:14 AM

WWE network has the whole thing scheduled for 7.5 hours including pre-show but it's bound to run longer. I doubt I'll make it through the whole thing in one night.

What. the. fuck.

Quote from: Stro on April 03, 2019, 08:35:30 AM

Final WM card:

Ronda Rousey vs Charlotte vs Becky Lynch Raw and Smackdown Women's Championships Winner Takes All
Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WWE Universal Championship
Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingston WWE Championship
Finn Balor vs Bobby Lashley WWE Intercontinental Championship
Samoa Joe vs Rey Mysterio WWE US Championship (possibly to be changed to Ali last minute, also possibly John Cena, the original plan for Joe)
Bayley/Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax/Tamina vs The IIconics vs Natayla/Beth Phoenix WWE Women's Tag Team Championships
Usos vs The Bar vs Nakamura/Rusev vs Ricochet/Aleister Black Smackdown Tag Team Championships
The Revival vs Curt Hawkins/Zach Ryder Raw Tag Team Championships
Buddy Murphy vs Tony Nese WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Batista vs HHH No Holds Barred, HHH's career on the line
Miz vs Shane McMahon Falls Count Anywhere
Kurt Angle vs Baron Corbin, Kurt Angle's farewell match
Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre
AJ Styles vs Randy Orton
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Women's Battle Royal

Interested in:

Ronda Rousey vs Charlotte vs Becky Lynch Raw and Smackdown Women's Championships Winner Takes All
Daniel Bryan vs Kofi Kingston WWE Championship
Batista vs HHH No Holds Barred, HHH's career on the line
Miz vs Shane McMahon Falls Count Anywhere
Kurt Angle vs Baron Corbin, Kurt Angle's farewell match (Only to see if it really is just Angle/Corbin or who interrupts)
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Women's Battle Royal

(The last two because hey, battle royals. Assuming that Braun and Asuka will win those)

Mildly interested in/could be good:

Samoa Joe vs Rey Mysterio WWE US Championship (possibly to be changed to Ali last minute, also possibly John Cena, the original plan for Joe)
Bayley/Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax/Tamina vs The IIconics vs Natayla/Beth Phoenix WWE Women's Tag Team Championships
Usos vs The Bar vs Nakamura/Rusev vs Ricochet/Aleister Black Smackdown Tag Team Championships

Don't curr:

Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WWE Universal Championship

Finn Balor vs Bobby Lashley WWE Intercontinental Championship - Expecting this to be a squash by THE DEMON.

The Revival vs Curt Hawkins/Zach Ryder Raw Tag Team Championships
Buddy Murphy vs Tony Nese WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre
AJ Styles vs Randy Orton

nachobro · « **Reply #5975 on:** April 03, 2019, 09:43:21 AM »

AJ and Randy will be a good match, honestly seems like the strongest candidate to start the main show.

I'm halfway convinced Michael Che is gonna win the men's BR

nachobro · « **Reply #5976 on:** April 06, 2019, 10:28:22 AM »

Pete Dunne v Walter was fucking amazing. Easily the best match I've seen this year. Those dudes went fucking IN on each other, its probably going to be the match of the weekend. Really loved the women's 4 way and Riddle/Dream too. I've been a fan of Matt Riddle for a while but I'm glad Dream retained. Surprised that Gargano won cause I thought he was going to be going up (he's already been on Raw/SD like Black and Ricochet) but goddamn that match was fantastic, both dudes took a lot of punishment there.

Also watched that Deathmatch on Joey Janela's thing...uh goddamn these dudes are nuts lol. Most of the other people watching were not down with that. Peeped some of the Penis Party stuff and it was pretty hilarious Matt Striker+Best Friends vs Dreamer/Colt Cabana/Some dude who shit his pants was a fun match with a nice dumb ending. Same goes for the weird gauntlet match or w/e that the blowup doll won. The whole thing was real silly but very entertaining.

bork · « **Reply #5977 on:** April 06, 2019, 11:11:07 AM »

https://twitter.com/early90spants/status/1114340750660005888

Takeover was a top-notch show from top to bottom and I doubt anything at Mania will be able to compete.

nachobro · « **Reply #5978 on:** April 06, 2019, 12:45:09 PM »

I'm not super hyped for G1 tonight but these shows always have a way of surprising me. At the least I know I'll enjoy Naito/Ibushi and I imagine Juice/Bubba will be fun.

Rewatching Dream/Riddle and I'll never not laugh at Dream going full Hogan. Him giving Riddle the finger wag after hulking up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5979 on:** April 06, 2019, 06:30:55 PM »

Dream is so great because he's basically just out there doing a lot of vanilla moves but everyone eats it up. One day he's going to main event WM doing nothing but double axe handles, a dream valley driver, and purple rain maker and 70k people are going to shit themselves. Love that dude.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5980 on:** April 06, 2019, 11:01:02 PM »

Filler, your dream has come true

nachobro · « **Reply #5981 on:** April 07, 2019, 01:21:15 AM »

HOF fan lookin good!

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3hjDQFXoAAbR4z.jpg:small

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G1 was fun! I liked the ROH ladder match way more than expected. Also Muta in the battle royal! And he faced off with Liger...before Kenny King bodied both of them.

team filler · « **Reply #5982 on:** April 07, 2019, 02:24:11 AM »

what did I miss

nachobro · « **Reply #5983 on:** April 07, 2019, 10:51:42 AM »

Tana definitely seems to only exist to take Ls to people in their 20s. Which is fine at his age, I guess. That ending match was something else and I was pretty down on it but also I was tired af so who knows what I'll think of the WM main event tonight.

(i probably won't make it that far tonight) I did enjoy the rest of the show but nothing really stood out much.

I did like the ladder match though, it had some good spots and that final fall for Jay Lethal was intense. Not knowing shit about ROH they seemed to make Matt Taven seem like a big deal but I've never heard of him so

Also no idea who Megaran (the rapper dude) was but goddamn he got the most heat of anyone all night

nachobro · « **Reply #5984 on:** April 07, 2019, 11:01:38 AM »

Oh right I completely forgot he beat Kenny for the title

nachobro · « **Reply #5985 on:** April 07, 2019, 11:09:24 AM »

well that explains that

nachobro · « **Reply #5986 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:13:24 AM »

Other than being extremely long, that was a solid WM show. I missed the second half of the H/Batista match and all of Corbin/Angle driving home so I feel like I didn't actually lose out much.

Seth

Kofi

Becky

Iiconics

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5987 on:** April 08, 2019, 11:59:46 AM »

The HHH/Batista match being the longest match of the night was bullshit, but really other than that and Hogan showing up and not getting immediately murdered by the Velveteen Dream the show was as good as it possibly could have been. Well, I would have liked to have seen a more definitive victory for Becky but we'll see where they go.

nachobro · « **Reply #5988 on:** April 08, 2019, 01:34:36 PM »

Heyman saying Brock wanted to get this over with so he could fly back to Vegas where he's appreciated had me rolling

nachobro · « **Reply #5989 on:** April 08, 2019, 01:41:45 PM »

I'm also loving the reaction from online wrestling fans. Before the show the general opinion was that it'd be shit cause they wouldn't give us all the babyface title changes we wanted. Now the general opinion is that the show was shit because they gave us all the babyface title changes we wanted and/or the ending wasn't perfect.

These people are impossible to please.

No wonder Vince doesn't give a fuck what the audience wants

nachobro · « **Reply #5990 on:** April 08, 2019, 02:05:59 PM »

Of course there is.

Either way I really did enjoy last night minus a few things here and there but in a 7 or whatever hour show nothing will be perfect. Best WM since 30 though, good shit

nachobro · « **Reply #5991 on:** April 08, 2019, 02:12:14 PM »

Exactly! But it is pretty damn entertaining watching those people work those mental gymnastics to be upset

My favorites are "too scripted" and "too predictable" from people who probably predicted a Seth or Kofi loss

bork · « **Reply #5992 on:** April 08, 2019, 04:25:09 PM »

Nothing I saw came close to Takeover as expected, but nothing stunk either I guess. Still need to watch the main event.

LOL at the crowd reaction to Corbin winning. Kurt loves to put guys over so expected when there were no substitutes...

...which they needed to do for Rey. He was still hurt.

bork · « **Reply #5993 on:** April 08, 2019, 04:26:19 PM »

Could go to Raw tonight but dunno if the cheap shit seats are worth dropping $200 on.

nachobro · « **Reply #5994 on:** April 08, 2019, 05:12:06 PM »

Yeah thats a bit much for a Raw, even the post-WM one. I got good seats in SF and Dallas for like $70/75. I guess this means people are hyped after yesterday

bork · « **Reply #5995 on:** April 08, 2019, 06:35:59 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 08, 2019, 04:37:14 PM

Cheap seats for a wrestling show

$200

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$100-ish a ticket- two people. Seems cheap for NYC

nachobro · « **Reply #5996 on:** April 08, 2019, 06:39:10 PM »

oh $200 total, i thought you meant $200 each. thats not as bad for raw after wm tickets the day of show.

dkdk · « **Reply #5997 on:** April 08, 2019, 06:54:03 PM »

after actually going to a Raw, i'd never pay more than $75 for it again. Watching at home >>>

bork · « **Reply #5998 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:22:48 PM »

NM they did have cheaper seats but we decided to go back to the hotel instead, lol. Figure my wife would get pretty bored quickly. Now I'm watching Raw and they seem to be unifying the titles-- it's Kofi versus Seth for the main event WTF

bork · « **Reply #5999 on:** April 08, 2019, 09:23:11 PM »

They're doing the shake up next week too.

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 938042 times)