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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8220 on: August 24, 2019, 12:36:52 PM »
Pac vs Omega makes that match sorta pointless storywise and now no Fenix means no ladder match since there won't be a title defense so what's the point of watching All Out?

Fat Jericho vs Page :neogaf

Tye Dillinger :nope

And internet fans wonder why WWE keeps their wrasslers exclusive rather than send them out to get injured in front of 12 people in a high school gym deathmatch or whatever :lol
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« Reply #8221 on: August 24, 2019, 03:58:58 PM »

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« Reply #8222 on: August 26, 2019, 09:06:37 PM »



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« Reply #8223 on: August 26, 2019, 09:24:14 PM »
:jeb


If only so he can change his attire to something like




instead of a TGIF waiter

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8224 on: August 26, 2019, 09:31:12 PM »
Have a tag team event

Put out Roode/Ziggler as a tag team

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« Reply #8225 on: August 26, 2019, 09:32:04 PM »
:jeb


If only so he can change his attire to something like

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instead of a TGIF waiter


This needs to happen now.  :lol
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« Reply #8226 on: August 26, 2019, 09:34:31 PM »
NUGENIX TOTAL-T!!!

BACK IN THE GAME!!!!!

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« Reply #8227 on: August 26, 2019, 09:35:30 PM »
Have a tag team event

Put out Roode/Ziggler as a tag team

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« Reply #8228 on: August 26, 2019, 09:42:11 PM »
Have Roode and Ziggler beat actual tag teams :-\

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« Reply #8229 on: August 26, 2019, 09:44:57 PM »
I thought you were making a terrible suggestion, but they actually put Roode and Ziggler in a team? :notlikethis

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« Reply #8230 on: August 26, 2019, 09:47:53 PM »
i hate these tag team turmoil style events

peak lazy booking

and unnecessary miles on guys

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« Reply #8231 on: August 26, 2019, 09:47:56 PM »
I thought you were making a terrible suggestion, but they actually put Roode and Ziggler in a team? :notlikethis
and they just beat lucha house party and the revival in this tag team gauntlet

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« Reply #8232 on: August 26, 2019, 09:53:44 PM »
they won the tag gauntlet and now get a ppv match :notlikethis

i'm turning this off :-\

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8233 on: August 26, 2019, 09:54:06 PM »
Aren't The Revival the tag champs?

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« Reply #8234 on: August 26, 2019, 09:55:18 PM »
rollins and strowman are now, they won it from the oc last week

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« Reply #8235 on: August 26, 2019, 09:57:32 PM »
Man what the last thing I knew The Revival were tag champs and feuding with the Usos

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« Reply #8236 on: August 26, 2019, 10:02:24 PM »
once one of the usos got arrested again they had the OC win it in a triple threat and neither uso has been on tv since

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« Reply #8237 on: August 27, 2019, 09:19:13 AM »
Raw was a mess last night as usual- the commentary was particularly bad with some weird quips and shit said on the mic that probably shouldn't have gone through.  At one point, Sasha took a bad bump and Renee says something like "WELCOME BACK TO RAW, SASHA!" followed by silence from Graves and Cole.  She then mutters something to herself and they ignore it and continue on.   :lol   

It seemed like they didn't know what to do with Rollins (thought he was there but guess it was a pre-taped promo or segment from last week?) and Becky not on the show.  We instead just get Braun playing main babyface and saying he's going to take both the IC and Raw championship belts while staying tag team champ with Rollins.  :zzz 

once one of the usos got arrested again they had the OC win it in a triple threat and neither uso has been on tv since

Has Naomi been on TV since then, either? 
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« Reply #8238 on: August 27, 2019, 09:22:16 AM »
Nope. Last time she was on TV was Raw Reunion last month.

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« Reply #8239 on: August 27, 2019, 08:00:51 PM »
This is on the USA Network Live streaming page:



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« Reply #8240 on: August 27, 2019, 08:04:12 PM »
oh fuck i forgot about not-rowan...i'm excited for this dumb shit tonight :lol

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« Reply #8241 on: August 27, 2019, 08:39:12 PM »
What are the fucking odds they found another bald giant ginger with a beard that long

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« Reply #8242 on: August 27, 2019, 09:40:56 PM »
24/7 Champion Elias is attacked from behind and given the stunner by KO who does not even attempt to pin him for the title. :lol

Drake Maverick :rejoice

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« Reply #8243 on: August 27, 2019, 09:49:40 PM »
Oh just a quick follow up to the Invasion bullshit, because it's hilarious how they gave no fucks immediately after:

The next night on Raw, Kurt Angle, who started the Invasion as a comedy heel, then turned comedy face, then turned super intense face, then went back to comedy face, then comedy heel, then intense heel, then turned face at Survivor Series where he revealed his last heel turn was actually a ruse all along and he was a double agent and was really a face the whole time...is now again an actual heel. Vince tries to strip Austin of the WWF Championship and give it to Kurt Angle, but Ric Flair comes out and reveals that the unknown buyer who Shane and Steph sold their stock to to buy WCW/ECW in the first place was him. THE CONSORTIUM WAS ME, WHOOOOOOOOOOO! So, as half owner, Ric vetoes Vince's idea to strip Austin.

The Alliance guys that were champions after Survivor Series (Christian, Dudleys, RVD, Test who won immunity) were all being punished by Vince on Raw. Regal was rehired for literally kissing Vince's ass in the middle of the ring. On Smackdown, the entire group (minus RVD) ganged up and beat up Austin (who had immediately turned face on Raw and definitely 100% on Smackdown), and Vince started giving them big matches and title shots and said they were like family. Jericho also teamed up with the Dudleys to face Rock/RVD. Undertaker started his heel turn over not being respected enough by Vince to be told about Kurt being the mole or being asked to be the mole  himself and instead of taking it out on Vince he starts taking it out on faces and people like JR.

Tazz was rehired (of screen) by Vince for choking Heyman out on the SD before Survivor Series. Stacy got to tag along with the Dudleys. Booker gets hired back by Vince in December to fuck with Austin (with Big Boss Man as his heavy who despite the name was dressing as Big Bubba). Chuck Palumbo had been hired by the WWF and introduced as Billy Gunn's new partner right before Survivor Series. Lance Storm would do an angle where he was working in the buildings WWE was running TV at (what a coincidence) until he got to have a match with a contract at stake and eventually won his job back via count out victory over Rock :lol . I don't think any DDP or Hurricane had any angles to bring them back, and the rest of the guys (Kidman, Justin Credible, Raven, Dreamer, Hugh Morrus, etc) just kind of trickled back in on the C shows or were just back after the draft.


So basically, the night after the Invasion angle that has the WWF as faces and WCW as heels

Vince (personification of WWF) was a heel
Ric Flair (personification of WCW) was a face
Kurt Angle (who was the top face in the summer months and was a double agent who saved the WWF) was a heel
Steve Austin (who was the top heel and leader of the Alliance) was a face
Vince was BFFs with the remaining Alliance members and booking them in favorable matches

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« Reply #8244 on: August 27, 2019, 09:51:11 PM »
Chad Gable vs Andrade next week :hulk

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« Reply #8245 on: August 27, 2019, 09:59:22 PM »
what the hell is this holy shit :rofl

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« Reply #8246 on: August 27, 2019, 09:59:48 PM »
This Roman/Daniel Bryan/Rowan angle is still nutso.  :lol
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« Reply #8247 on: August 27, 2019, 10:02:22 PM »
Tom: "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE -TRULY RESPONSIBLE- FOR THIS SERIES OF ATTACKS ON REIGNS?!?"
:neogaf

This is the Austin-gets-run-over angle from like two decades ago all over again.  :lol
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« Reply #8251 on: August 28, 2019, 08:42:06 AM »
 :'(

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« Reply #8252 on: August 29, 2019, 03:32:51 PM »
God the build up to what should have been the biggest match ever: WWF/WCW Championship Unification match is absolutely terrible  :lol :lol :lol

1. It's done on only 4 weeks notice, suggested by Ric Flair on Smackdown, for a B PPV that was hastily renamed due to 9/11, that also heavily featured HHH in all the marketing because they thought he'd be ready and back by then, but he wasn't.

2. Vince decides instead of doing Austin vs Rock in a unification match, that there should be a mini tournament with Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle added.

3. Both Austin and Rock openly shit on Angle and Jericho being added and how stupid of a booking decision that is when Austin/Rock are the top stars and champions.

4. Go home Raw sees Jericho job clean to Austin, and Kurt Angle jobs clean to Rock in a tag match that was really a handicap match (Vince/Angle vs Rock/Trish).

5. Jericho/Angle lose to Austin/Rock on go home Smackdown. Angle actually lost to Rock in singles and tags 4 times between Survivor Series and Vengeance. Jericho loses to Austin in 2 tags and a singles match between SS and Vengeance.

6. Much of the build ends up being about Vince wanting to get Austin and Rock (and Trish) to join the Kiss My Ass Club and Flair and Vince going back and forth between hating each other and celebrating together. On Smackdown, Ric dances around with Vince after they agreed to the unification match, then Raw starts with Ric getting super serious with Vince in the back about Vince disrespecting him on Smackdown. ???

7. As soon as Jericho went full heel, he became so lame. All that juice he had with Rock dissipated as he became some whiny, sniveling geek almost overnight. Kurt's full heel turn also sucks, as he's just Vince's monkey boy.

They really went out of their way to make Angle and Jericho look like the biggest fucking losers who shouldn't at all be involved in the set up, from Austin and Rock openly saying how shitty the booking was on TV to the actual booking of Angle and Jericho in the 4 weeks of build, I guess all so Jericho winning it all would be a big surprise and "make him". Except Jericho was a geek, clearly not deserving or fit in such a monumental match or championship, then he became Stephanie's bitch right after and it took like 7 years for him to become a true main eventer afterwards  :lol :lol :lol


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« Reply #8254 on: August 29, 2019, 04:32:27 PM »
 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice :success

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8255 on: August 29, 2019, 04:35:01 PM »
finally someone who can cut a damn promo

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« Reply #8256 on: August 29, 2019, 04:42:30 PM »
Also, the Keith Lee- Dominik Djakovividkcjlkjdsjkldkccccc match from last night's NXT is a pretty great hoss fight, including Keith Lee doing a fucking Spanish Fly

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« Reply #8257 on: August 29, 2019, 04:42:55 PM »
finally someone who can cut a damn promo
Yes, a promo. The same promo every time. :zzz
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« Reply #8258 on: August 29, 2019, 04:51:47 PM »
bada boom realest guys in the room howyadoin

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« Reply #8259 on: August 29, 2019, 05:02:10 PM »
There's no way that's true, Dave getting worked hard

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« Reply #8260 on: August 29, 2019, 06:17:50 PM »
and stro is correct, quick dave reversal :lol

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« Reply #8261 on: August 29, 2019, 06:24:41 PM »
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« Reply #8262 on: August 29, 2019, 06:26:11 PM »
its the dumbest joke ever but enzo calling out "drew gabbagulak" still makes me laugh. the whole segment where he ran down insults for everyone on 205 live was pretty great :lol


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« Reply #8264 on: August 29, 2019, 06:58:11 PM »
its the dumbest joke ever but enzo calling out "drew gabbagulak" still makes me laugh. the whole segment where he ran down insults for everyone on 205 live was pretty great :lol

Yes, Gabbagulak is one of the dumbest, funniest things ever to come out of wrestling imo


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« Reply #8267 on: August 30, 2019, 12:57:03 AM »
Shame it’s not true, I miss the Enzo has weekly nuclear heat backstage tales

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« Reply #8268 on: August 30, 2019, 07:17:27 PM »
Lance Storm continues to beg Ric Flair for a job, after Ric rehires the Hurricane because there was a shortage of WWF super heroes! :dead

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« Reply #8269 on: August 30, 2019, 09:01:14 PM »
Rumors now are that Vince is going to do another draft before Smackdown Fox move.
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« Reply #8270 on: August 30, 2019, 09:03:48 PM »
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« Reply #8272 on: August 30, 2019, 09:52:21 PM »
Rumors now are that Vince is going to do another draft before Smackdown Fox move.

Smackdown is on Friday, which I guess is a bad time for TV shows. Maybe that means all the C-list guys are heading there.


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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8273 on: August 30, 2019, 11:14:46 PM »
probably the opposite. fox is paying a lot more than usa

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« Reply #8274 on: August 30, 2019, 11:18:17 PM »
Yeah, I know technically, Smackdown was on 'network' TV before, but it's the first time been on a major broadcast network.

Fox would be mad if they don't have any stars to push the product. Part of the reason why Smackdown is on Fridays is so Fox doesn't have to worry about finding programming for a 'dead night'. But that doesn't mean that they can afford to just put the bottom of the talent and call it a day.

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« Reply #8275 on: August 30, 2019, 11:31:18 PM »
I can't see Vince giving in to either Fox or USA and truly keeping the rosters separate...even during the original brand split days, you still had guys showing up on either show every now and then.  Doubt this is going to matter in the end.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8276 on: August 31, 2019, 01:49:01 AM »
Enzo is enjoying the attention.

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« Reply #8277 on: August 31, 2019, 07:48:10 AM »
probably the opposite. fox is paying a lot more than usa

I don't think that's a factor. Raw has always been the favorite son, and now Smackdown is on television's lonely island.

But I absolutely might be misreading this.

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« Reply #8278 on: August 31, 2019, 08:46:09 AM »
well the commercials will be good for smackdown at least :lol


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« Reply #8279 on: August 31, 2019, 08:53:12 AM »
Smackdown really already is more stacked than Raw, all they need is to get Brock to make appearances on SD and maybe put Ronda on SD if/when she returns.


Roman, Bryan, New Day, KO, Nak America, Balor, Andrade, Aliester Black, Orton, Charlotte, Bayley vs....Becky, Seth, Sasha, AJ...Strowman?

Double Talk Dave (who now fact checks his own newsletter on twitter in real time instead of during editing :lol ) reported a few months back that Steve Austin inexplicably got a big raise on his legends contract from WWE and now it makes more sense, he's been in more things in the past 6 months than 6 years. It's sad that they think they need Steve Austin in 2019 to sell their current product, but his sparing usage since 2005 or so still makes him feel special when he appears in something unlike all the other dudes they parade out for every show like Hogan.



https://twitter.com/AlexM_talkSPORT/status/1167753059512008704


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