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Valkyrie

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #120 on: March 14, 2017, 03:09:34 AM »
Oddly enough I woke up feeling super refreshed.

Jake, whatcha drinkin (aside from hoes juice)

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #121 on: March 14, 2017, 04:04:10 AM »
Loool like we goin to sleep



ummm...vodka, rum, absinthe.....when you know you have problems

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #122 on: March 14, 2017, 04:56:33 AM »

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #123 on: February 02, 2019, 08:37:42 AM »
I had Templeton Rye and High West Double Rye and Suntory Special Reserve.

It made POLAR a magical experience. Vanessa Hudgens is not aging well, but Mads could get some.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #124 on: February 07, 2019, 12:08:57 PM »
I woke up today looking like I kissed Barney's asshole. How do I drink wine like a floozy and keep my lips the correct color?!
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #125 on: February 07, 2019, 12:33:46 PM »
Smudge resistant lipstick?

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #126 on: February 07, 2019, 02:31:06 PM »
I woke up today looking like I kissed Barney's asshole. How do I drink wine like a floozy and keep my lips the correct color?!

Hammer white wine like a spurned housewife
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #127 on: February 07, 2019, 04:25:34 PM »
#BIL

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #128 on: February 07, 2019, 04:43:12 PM »
Going out for trivia tonight.  Quizzas with Attitude gonna rape shit tonight
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #129 on: February 07, 2019, 11:38:17 PM »
What up fam

Dive bar call drink wasted

I love yíall for real though.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #130 on: February 15, 2019, 11:09:15 AM »
Went out with my cousin to his favorite yakitori place.

Protip: yakitori is the ONE THING Tokyo does better than Osaka for cuisine.

Protip 2: and this is the best place among the better places, according to my cousin

Protip 3: he's correct. tonight was amazeballs.

They let us have the off-menu stuff. We tried each nihonshuu they had, and it was all good, each a unique fucking snowflake.

Anywhow I'm flying now, and I love you boritos, no fucking joke.  :-*

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #131 on: February 15, 2019, 11:24:22 PM »
This is me right now

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #132 on: February 15, 2019, 11:39:17 PM »
I know what I'm doing
and drunk enough
to know what I'm doing
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #133 on: February 16, 2019, 03:50:54 AM »
that's 6 - 5 - 6, haikus are 5 - 7 - 5
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #134 on: February 16, 2019, 10:34:53 AM »
That first swig of cold water after dehydrating yourself into a cracker
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #135 on: February 16, 2019, 11:35:07 AM »
So, Michael Jackson just had to drink water? Somebody should've told him.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #136 on: February 16, 2019, 02:29:28 PM »
that's 6 - 5 - 6, haikus are 5 - 7 - 5

That's actually somewhat of a myth;  there are multiple traditional syllable schemes for Haiku as well as one's that have no syllable scheme.

The more you know!

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #137 on: February 16, 2019, 02:33:00 PM »
What up fam

Dive bar call drink wasted

I love yíall for real though.
:-[ luv U 2 breh
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #138 on: February 18, 2019, 11:55:10 PM »
That feel when you've run out of booze but haven't seen the face of God
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #139 on: June 16, 2019, 04:18:27 PM »
Apparently drinking loads of beer while on antidepressants and trying to read Nabokov's Pale Fire doesn't go together.

I did manage to deepfry some of them dutch snacks though. Did burn my fingers but i'm not really ffeeling it. Probably tomorrow.
(The beer was a bottle of Grutte Pier Dubbel and some berr from my hometwn called Gulzige Gans Kachel.)

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #140 on: June 17, 2019, 12:02:24 AM »
Was it one of those cork tops with a swivel wire?

worst beers ever.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #141 on: June 17, 2019, 12:07:35 AM »
wtf, no
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #142 on: June 17, 2019, 12:10:56 AM »
Drank a 6 pack of Hop Bullet. Was about as putrid as a 6 pack of India Pale Ale can be.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #143 on: June 17, 2019, 12:02:28 PM »
Was it one of those cork tops with a swivel wire?

worst beers ever.

How the fuck does the way it's packed have anything to do with the quality of the beer?

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #144 on: July 03, 2019, 03:19:54 AM »
Going to a board game night where I've got a bottle of Jameson's Caskmates (Stout) on standby. Between that and fried chicken, I'm gonna be the greasiest pig at the ball.

Drank a 6 pack of Hop Bullet. Was about as putrid as a 6 pack of India Pale Ale can be.

A Sierra Nevada DIPA? Jesus, just send them my way.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #145 on: July 03, 2019, 01:11:25 PM »
Happy fourth of july everyone!
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #146 on: July 05, 2019, 12:51:37 AM »
Not drunk, but finally gave in and picked up a bottle of Nikka Coffey Grain Whiskey and had some in the morning and nightcapping with some now. Pretty good. Gonna get some club soda at the market tomorrow and try a highball with it.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #147 on: July 05, 2019, 12:52:36 AM »
Not drunk, but finally gave in and picked up a bottle of Nikka Coffey Grain Whiskey and had some in the morning and topping off with some now. Pretty good. Gonna get some club soda at the market tomorrow and try a highball with it.
bebs, no!!
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #148 on: July 05, 2019, 04:58:46 AM »
I can't believe new amsterdam sells 1.75 of gin for like 25 bucks.

Alcohol should be taxed like cigarettes, maybe then this so called "deficit" will be  squared away.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #149 on: July 05, 2019, 05:29:49 AM »
Not drunk, but finally gave in and picked up a bottle of Nikka Coffey Grain Whiskey and had some in the morning and topping off with some now. Pretty good. Gonna get some club soda at the market tomorrow and try a highball with it.
bebs, no!!

That he's gonna be mixing it with club soda is worse.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #150 on: July 05, 2019, 12:44:44 PM »
Not drunk, but finally gave in and picked up a bottle of Nikka Coffey Grain Whiskey and had some in the morning and topping off with some now. Pretty good. Gonna get some club soda at the market tomorrow and try a highball with it.
bebs, no!!

That he's gonna be mixing it with club soda is worse.

? Iíve never had a highball and everything on the internet says itís the best whiskey drink there is?

chronovore

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #151 on: July 07, 2019, 12:27:26 AM »
Not drunk, but finally gave in and picked up a bottle of Nikka Coffey Grain Whiskey and had some in the morning and topping off with some now. Pretty good. Gonna get some club soda at the market tomorrow and try a highball with it.
bebs, no!!

Bebs, no!!!

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #152 on: July 13, 2019, 11:23:13 PM »
Iím drubk right now realizing that next year I need to be at the 2nd annual Vegas borecon so letís do eeettt
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #153 on: July 13, 2019, 11:35:18 PM »
Iím drubk right now realizing that next year I need to be at the 2nd annual Vegas borecon so letís do eeettt

Third :gurl

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #154 on: July 13, 2019, 11:36:12 PM »
First one was a field test tho
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #155 on: July 14, 2019, 12:27:23 AM »
Yíall canít handle me.

HardcoreRetro

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #156 on: July 14, 2019, 04:29:42 AM »
? Iíve never had a highball and everything on the internet says itís the best whiskey drink there is?

Get something like Johnny Walker's Red Label to throw in there.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #157 on: July 14, 2019, 09:27:55 AM »
Iím drubk right now realizing that next year I need to be at the 2nd annual Vegas borecon so letís do eeettt

just be like me and go and almost meet up but have to go to a shania twain concert instead because sig others
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« Reply #158 on: July 14, 2019, 09:59:16 AM »
First one was a field test tho

If it's me, Kara and bebps, it's Bore-con. 8)

I had been planning on going in early August this year, but have to push off to September...
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #159 on: July 14, 2019, 10:36:04 AM »
Yíall canít handle me.
I have pretty big lips bb
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #160 on: July 18, 2019, 10:41:11 PM »
Scotch is my copilot this fine evening


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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #161 on: December 11, 2019, 12:00:48 PM »
Spent like an hour puking. Think I'm done with alcohol.

Time to jerk it to some thick black women porn.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #162 on: December 16, 2019, 04:35:18 AM »
Just served a bunch of champagne (well, cava) at work to celebrate a milestone.

While enjoying it, several people became excited about the idea of a whisky tasting club for Friday evenings.

:rejoice

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #163 on: February 02, 2020, 06:10:09 PM »
Drunk as waiting for superb owl watching Harley Quinn iit fucking sucks. Glad cats and doggo are here

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« Reply #164 on: February 02, 2020, 06:12:11 PM »
Drunk as waiting for superb owl watching Harley Quinn iit fucking sucks. Glad cats and doggo are here


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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #165 on: February 22, 2020, 07:15:51 AM »
I'm drunk enough to bother finding this thread.

Had dinner with my regular hunting group.

Started with some craft Apple cider, moved on to some good rosť, then some expensive red wine my brother brought and finished with a couple of glasses of Glenmorangie single malt whisky. Pretty fucking buzzed right now. It's been a while since I was this cooked.

Ate a magnificent charcuterie board and then some homemade Cypriot sheftelies. Fucking great night.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #166 on: February 22, 2020, 07:59:51 PM »
I didn't know either of these words, so thanks:
- cypriot
- sheftelies

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #167 on: March 22, 2020, 11:12:05 PM »
Sup bitches, it's tuesday.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #168 on: March 26, 2020, 07:26:01 PM »
drinking gin like a depressed 1940's housewife.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #169 on: March 26, 2020, 10:43:47 PM »
Chugging Blue Moon like a wannabe piano player screenwriter JavaScript writing piece of shit!
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #170 on: March 26, 2020, 10:45:41 PM »
Glenlivit 15, bought it cause it was on sale. 
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #171 on: March 26, 2020, 10:47:08 PM »
My friends step mom works at Molson so he gets a ton of free Blue Moon.  Apperently they just pay their employees in beer.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #172 on: March 27, 2020, 06:29:39 AM »
Glenlivit 15, bought it cause it was on sale.

I raise you a dram of Tamnavulin Double Cask.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #173 on: April 12, 2020, 03:55:04 AM »
found the covid resistance

just keep puking
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #174 on: April 12, 2020, 04:13:33 AM »
I got a bottle of veuve cliquot last night. Definitely better than your average cheap brut, but not $50 better... the carbonation kinda impedes your ability to enjoy the craft behind the product.

Will prob be getting a bottle of henny xo soon.  :doge
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #175 on: April 12, 2020, 07:44:44 AM »
Something about being in the hot sun makes these shitty beers taste o.k
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #176 on: April 12, 2020, 09:56:35 AM »
Iím drubk right now realizing that next year I need to be at the 2nd annual Vegas borecon so letís do eeettt
This isnít gonna happen is it bros  :(
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #177 on: April 12, 2020, 10:08:56 AM »
Last two years I've tied it to EVO and they haven't said what they're doing yet this year. :trumps

Sister and I planned on going July this year but might have to be September like last year.

Was gonna make a thread but COVID is throwing everything up in the air obviously. I'd still bet on it happening though. :)
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #178 on: April 12, 2020, 10:11:49 AM »
Well Iíll probably be stuck out here until September anyway  :-\
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« Reply #179 on: April 12, 2020, 10:12:35 AM »
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