Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5513986 times)

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #13080 on:** August 29, 2013, 09:59:18 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 09:57:53 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 29, 2013, 09:54:30 PM
Come on bro comparing urine to shit? $:-\$

so we're in the business of distinguishing between excreta when it comes to bathing in it? I AM SORRY, THAT DOOR IS CLOSED TO ME ON ACCOUNT OF CIVILIZATION AND ALL

Who is bathing in it bro? Yeah we're totally running baths full of urine and soaking in it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13081 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:00:35 PM »

i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #13082 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:01:11 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 10:00:35 PM

i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK

That's what boogers are for dude, come on.

Atramental · « **Reply #13083 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:01:14 PM »

All this talk about bladder lemonade and colon fudge makes me wanna take a shower (sans piss and/or shit).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13084 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 29, 2013, 09:59:18 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 09:57:53 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 29, 2013, 09:54:30 PM
Come on bro comparing urine to shit? $:-\$

so we're in the business of distinguishing between excreta when it comes to bathing in it? I AM SORRY, THAT DOOR IS CLOSED TO ME ON ACCOUNT OF CIVILIZATION AND ALL

Who is bathing in it bro? Yeah we're totally running baths full of urine and soaking in it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13085 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:02:57 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 10:00:35 PM

i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK

No, but have you ever smelled a whitehead/blackhead? It's nice, like a french fry.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #13086 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:03:23 PM »

Urine has gotten on your dick bro. Her urine.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13087 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:03:33 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 09:52:15 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on August 29, 2013, 09:42:10 PM
Can you show me one animal that doesn't pee where they bathe? It's all water.

Also I just noticed that neither my roommate or I have ever flushed the toilet when taking a shower in the morning.

yes, let's be just like the animals! seriously, guys, you're agreeing with am nintenho here, which means y'all about one self-inflicted concussion away from distinguished mentally-challenged and diapers

Well we are animals. I mean the Romans had separate public toilets and baths yet their civilization fell to barbarians. Saying you can only pee in the toilet suppresses the basic animal instincts, like saying that you can only have sex/masturbate while on a specific chair or bed.

It's a stupid rule and nobody likes it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13088 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:03:41 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 29, 2013, 10:02:57 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 10:00:35 PM
i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK
No, but have you ever smelled a whitehead/blackhead? It's nice, like a french fry.

i do like a good french fry

tiesto · « **Reply #13089 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:04:10 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 29, 2013, 12:38:03 PM

The only thing I've taken away from that thread is that apparently minimalism is bad? Modern graphic design is a huge step up from the last decades and while some companies go to far with their minimalism for the most part designs are nice and clean and often simplistic. Which is a breath of fresh air after the 90s and 00s.

I tend to prefer maximalism (especially of the 90's variety)... so much of the minimalist, helvetica-esque fonts just bore the pants off me since everyone and their mother is trying for that.

bud · « **Reply #13090 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:04:24 PM »

you do know that there are traces of semen in the very air you're breathing right now don't you

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13091 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 29, 2013, 10:03:23 PM

Urine has gotten on your dick bro. Her urine.

needs must. i merely close my eyes and think of jesus.

jesus. his sweet can never held a poop

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13092 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:07:13 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 29, 2013, 10:03:33 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on August 29, 2013, 09:42:10 PM
Can you show me one animal that doesn't pee where they bathe? It's all water.

Also I just noticed that neither my roommate or I have ever flushed the toilet when taking a shower in the morning.

yes, let's be just like the animals! seriously, guys, you're agreeing with am nintenho here, which means y'all about one self-inflicted concussion away from distinguished mentally-challenged and diapers

Well we are animals. I mean the Romans had separate public toilets and baths yet their civilization fell to barbarians. Saying you can only pee in the toilet suppresses the basic animal instincts, like saying that you can only have sex/masturbate while on a specific chair or bed.

It's a stupid rule and nobody likes it.

you're borderline feral, so i'm not sure you grasp the whole cognition/will thing.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13093 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:21:53 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 29, 2013, 09:30:45 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 29, 2013, 09:15:24 PM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 29, 2013, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: Eschaton on August 29, 2013, 06:46:14 PM
Playing pocket pool in the shower is mehhh
sticky jizz in leg hair $:-\$

You're doing it wrong if your jizz is washing off through the water.

Do you have any instructional videos?

Goddamn it, I meant "isn't." Fucking dyslexia. Point remains if that stuff is "sticky" you aren't washing yourself while doing it right. It should slide right off.

demi · « **Reply #13094 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:35:03 PM »

this dude is like, aiyeeee theres some pee

demi · « **Reply #13095 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:35:33 PM »

Neil Tyson prolly tinkles in the shower, too.

Atramental · « **Reply #13096 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:40:53 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13097 on:** August 29, 2013, 10:43:24 PM »

I hate OPs like these Congrats on making a pretty image that'll probably break in 3-5 years, fucknuts. Why can't people just do a simple text OP for game threads. :'(

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13098 on:** August 29, 2013, 11:02:54 PM »

Ass Burgers. Get your hot Ass Burgers here! Complaining about spoilers for a 2 year old game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13099 on:** August 29, 2013, 11:19:32 PM »

I pee directly into the drain. It doesn't touch my feet or anything else in the tub. The best thing about waking up is smelling that slight aroma in the hot mist.

Huff · « **Reply #13100 on:** August 29, 2013, 11:58:46 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on August 29, 2013, 10:46:09 PM

oddly, if you try that nowadays, people bitch that you didn't put in enough effort, you're disrespecting the game, and you shouldn't have been allowed to make the thread.

place has gone completely coo-coo bananas. don't even need to send in paid virals, the whole fucking community's gone self-viral.

apparently

i keep trying hard to pick up a paid gig but i've yet to get a bite

please nintendo, ill even shill for you, i've got loans to pay

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13101 on:** August 30, 2013, 12:15:03 AM »

I will make extremely detailed and aesthetically pleasing Ouya game OTs.

king of the internet · « **Reply #13102 on:** August 30, 2013, 12:32:27 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 29, 2013, 11:02:54 PM

Ass Burgers. Get your hot Ass Burgers here! Complaining about spoilers for a 2 year old game.

Caring about shitty videogame stories.

StealthFan · « **Reply #13103 on:** August 30, 2013, 01:04:39 AM »

Not all vidya stories are shitty. Infamous 2 tho...eh? It was sufficiently comic booky I guess.

Momo · « **Reply #13104 on:** August 30, 2013, 01:08:07 AM »

Videogame stories are on the same level as Hollywood summer blockbusters. Take that as you will.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13105 on:** August 30, 2013, 01:18:52 AM »

no... hollywood flicks have better stories

Momo · « **Reply #13106 on:** August 30, 2013, 01:20:19 AM »

Not really.

davepoobond · « **Reply #13107 on:** August 30, 2013, 02:12:20 AM »

depends on the game, just like it depends on the movie you're watching.

there's definitely more B-movie-level stories that make it through to AAA games, though.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13108 on:** August 30, 2013, 02:26:18 AM »

sats reveal?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79063629&postcount=83

parallax · « **Reply #13109 on:** August 30, 2013, 02:44:00 AM »

Incoming dick satellites at critical mass.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13110 on:** August 30, 2013, 03:00:31 AM »

but does she fuck niccas?

davepoobond · « **Reply #13111 on:** August 30, 2013, 03:16:42 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 30, 2013, 02:26:18 AM

sats reveal?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79063629&postcount=83

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #13112 on:** August 30, 2013, 03:35:38 AM »

She's probably getting just as many if not more pms.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79067209&postcount=9460

Your Stalker · « **Reply #13113 on:** August 30, 2013, 04:34:25 AM »

i might have to send that rinoa girl some dick pics

Raban · « **Reply #13114 on:** August 30, 2013, 04:36:30 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 30, 2013, 02:26:18 AM

sats reveal?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79063629&postcount=83

cute eyes

Oblivion · « **Reply #13115 on:** August 30, 2013, 04:40:28 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2013, 09:27:12 PM

who the fuck pisses/shits in the shower. you degenerate fucking animals. jesus christ, fucking undisciplined savages up in here. get out and piss in the toilet exactly two feet away! god dammit, 200k years out of the trees and you motherfuckers fuckin' EXCRETE where you bathe. how do i get on glen shinobi's eugenics bandwagon again?

i NEVER wanna hear any of you grody-ass peasants bitch about gaf's gross peculiars AGAIN

Friggin seriously.

I enter this thread expecting the usual anal discussions, and yet I find people talking about feces!

Keep that shit (no pun intended) on gaf, plz.

Momo · « **Reply #13116 on:** August 30, 2013, 04:42:58 AM »

We have separate boothes for showers as in you dont stand in your tub like an animal.

I piss the fuck out of my shower booth, fuck you guys

Oblivion · « **Reply #13117 on:** August 30, 2013, 04:52:24 AM »

Btw, I was talking to Parallax just now and apparently I've been living under a rock all this time.

Himuro's a legitimate transexual?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yes, proceed with the expected "Oblivious" mockery.

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Momo · « **Reply #13118 on:** August 30, 2013, 04:59:59 AM »

The part that catches my attention there is "I was talking to parallax".

It seems you all communicate with each other outside here. I feel left out

I cant even look to fistful as a comrade anymore since he's going to social himself up

parallax · « **Reply #13119 on:** August 30, 2013, 05:22:11 AM »

Quote from: Momo on August 30, 2013, 04:59:59 AM

The part that catches my attention there is "I was talking to parallax".

It seems you all communicate with each other outside here. I feel left out
I cant even look to fistful as a comrade anymore since he's going to social himself up

dont feel bad momo. ive known ob offline for years before gaf.

Atramental · « **Reply #13120 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:52:54 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 30, 2013, 02:26:18 AM

sats reveal?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79063629&postcount=83

Reverse image searching turns up nothing. Then again, so did Aguirre's pics.

I don't trust this bish.

edit: Also, did some tumblr searching for good measure.
http://evi-core.tumblr.com/post/59233822333/ya-hi-new-selfie-bye

Hmmm.

Is the chick in that profile pic the same in that twitter profile pic? I haven't seen it yet.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13121 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:08:33 AM »

Evi-Core...Evil Bore?

Obviously this is an inside job! Atra, you've been busted!

Atramental · « **Reply #13122 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:16:53 AM »

Nah.

This is definitely someone else's doing.

My female personas are much more down to earth.

Himu · « **Reply #13123 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:36:41 AM »

Express you probably don't think it's good for a kids social growth in the long term to be surrounded with adults and people he can hardly relate to and it means you're advocating fraternities.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79087449&postcount=51

I'm happy for the kid and think he's a role model but at the same time, it must be tough being in university when you're fucking 11.

brob · « **Reply #13124 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:43:01 AM »

"the cult of extroversion"

Himu · « **Reply #13125 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:44:12 AM »

Also gotta love the people biting on Texas Christian University, thinking it's some God-filled uni. It's really only a title, as it was founded by a Christian denomination - Disciples of Christ to be exact - but officially has no ties to Christianity or any other organized religion. My first college, Barton College, was under the same umbrella and it still contained the best education I have ever received. Whoops, dumbasses.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79090801&postcount=81

Fucking...moron.

TCU is a great school.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #13126 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:59:32 AM »

Is it acceptable to shit in the shower if you have diarrhea?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13127 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:05:55 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 30, 2013, 08:36:41 AM

Express you probably don't think it's good for a kids social growth in the long term to be surrounded with adults and people he can hardly relate to and it means you're advocating fraternities.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79087449&postcount=51

I'm happy for the kid and think he's a role model but at the same time, it must be tough being in university when you're fucking 11.

To be fair, I can understand where he's coming from. The "poor kid" argument is kinda flat: What should the kid do? Not fulfill his potential and stay in elementary/middle school with kids his age for the social experience while not being engaged in materiel that he isn't finding challenging?

I don't think for child geniuses, talking about the latest TV show or whatever children these days have that interests them. But I'm not a child genius, so I don't know. I'd at least hope the adults and people "he can hardly relate to" are at least understanding and treat him half-kid/half-adult when he's at university.

Sausage · « **Reply #13128 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:18:37 AM »

TCU bitches tho

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13129 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:42:27 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 30, 2013, 08:36:41 AM

Express you probably don't think it's good for a kids social growth in the long term to be surrounded with adults and people he can hardly relate to and it means you're advocating fraternities.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79087449&postcount=51

I'm happy for the kid and think he's a role model but at the same time, it must be tough being in university when you're fucking 11.

Did I just read 'apex skill'.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13130 on:** August 30, 2013, 11:58:11 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on August 30, 2013, 11:56:53 AM

That Mac user thread someone posted is making Tapatalk crash when I try to even load the index of the hot dog bar.

Use Mobile Firefox instead of Mobile Safari.

Unless you're on Desktop, then: Same thing.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #13131 on:** August 30, 2013, 12:03:58 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 30, 2013, 07:52:54 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 30, 2013, 02:26:18 AM
sats reveal?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79063629&postcount=83

Reverse image searching turns up nothing. Then again, so did Aguirre's pics.

(Image removed from quote.) I don't trust this bish.

edit: Also, did some tumblr searching for good measure.
http://evi-core.tumblr.com/post/59233822333/ya-hi-new-selfie-bye

Hmmm.

Is the chick in that profile pic the same in that twitter profile pic? I haven't seen it yet.

That Tumblr chick isn't the same. The Twitter pic was of the same girl as the pic Sats posted. But I'm still confused about the blood stuff, as Twitter led me to believe she cuts herself and likes blood and on GAF she said she absolutely hates blood. Then again I don't understand Twitter so maybe I didn't get what it really meant. But I'm tempted to think that she's faking and didn't remember to stick to the same story on both sites.

Still, am I really the only one who thinks she looks totally underage? That's some serious babyface. And a lot of 15 year olds have huge fucking titties.