Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5513986 times)

0 Members and 11 Guests are viewing this topic.

Shadow Mod

  • It was Tuesday
  • Senior Member
Come on bro comparing urine to shit?  :-\

so we're in the business of distinguishing between excreta when it comes to bathing in it? I AM SORRY, THAT DOOR IS CLOSED TO ME ON ACCOUNT OF CIVILIZATION AND ALL

Who is bathing in it bro? Yeah we're totally running baths full of urine and soaking in it.

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK
duc

Shadow Mod

  • It was Tuesday
  • Senior Member
i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK

That's what boogers are for dude, come on.

Atramental

  • Senior Member
All this talk about bladder lemonade and colon fudge makes me wanna take a shower (sans piss and/or shit).

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Come on bro comparing urine to shit?  :-\

so we're in the business of distinguishing between excreta when it comes to bathing in it? I AM SORRY, THAT DOOR IS CLOSED TO ME ON ACCOUNT OF CIVILIZATION AND ALL

Who is bathing in it bro? Yeah we're totally running baths full of urine and soaking in it.

 :snoop  :paul

duc

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK
No, but have you ever smelled a whitehead/blackhead? It's nice, like a french fry.
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Shadow Mod

  • It was Tuesday
  • Senior Member
Urine has gotten on your dick bro. Her urine.

 :-*

brawndolicious

  • Nylonhilist
  • Senior Member
Can you show me one animal that doesn't pee where they bathe? It's all water.

Also I just noticed that neither my roommate or I have ever flushed the toilet when taking a shower in the morning.

yes, let's be just like the animals! seriously, guys, you're agreeing with am nintenho here, which means y'all about one self-inflicted concussion away from distinguished mentally-challenged and diapers

Well we are animals. I mean the Romans had separate public toilets and baths yet their civilization fell to barbarians. Saying you can only pee in the toilet suppresses the basic animal instincts, like saying that you can only have sex/masturbate while on a specific chair or bed.

It's a stupid rule and nobody likes it.

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
i mean, what's next? GUYS DO YOU EVER JUST POP YOUR ZITS FOR A SNACK
No, but have you ever smelled a whitehead/blackhead? It's nice, like a french fry.

:phil i do like a good french fry
duc

tiesto

  • ルカルカ★ナイトフィーバー
  • Senior Member
The only thing I've taken away from that thread is that apparently minimalism is bad? Modern graphic design is a huge step up from the last decades and while some companies go to far with their minimalism for the most part designs are nice and clean and often simplistic. Which is a breath of fresh air after the 90s and 00s.

I tend to prefer maximalism (especially of the 90's variety)... so much of the minimalist, helvetica-esque fonts just bore the pants off me since everyone and their mother is trying for that.
^_^

bud

  • a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage
  • Senior Member
you do know that there are traces of semen in the very air you're breathing right now don't you
zzz

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Urine has gotten on your dick bro. Her urine.

 :-*

needs must. i merely close my eyes and think of jesus.


:phil jesus. his sweet can never held a poop
duc

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Can you show me one animal that doesn't pee where they bathe? It's all water.

Also I just noticed that neither my roommate or I have ever flushed the toilet when taking a shower in the morning.

yes, let's be just like the animals! seriously, guys, you're agreeing with am nintenho here, which means y'all about one self-inflicted concussion away from distinguished mentally-challenged and diapers

Well we are animals. I mean the Romans had separate public toilets and baths yet their civilization fell to barbarians. Saying you can only pee in the toilet suppresses the basic animal instincts, like saying that you can only have sex/masturbate while on a specific chair or bed.

It's a stupid rule and nobody likes it.

you're borderline feral, so i'm not sure you grasp the whole cognition/will thing.
duc

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Playing pocket pool in the shower is mehhh
sticky jizz in leg hair  :-\

You're doing it wrong if your jizz is washing off through the water.
:badass


Do you have any instructional videos? :phil

Goddamn it, I meant "isn't." Fucking dyslexia. Point remains if that stuff is "sticky" you aren't washing yourself while doing it right. It should slide right off.

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
this dude is like, aiyeeee theres some pee :badass
fat

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Neil Tyson prolly tinkles in the shower, too.
fat

Atramental

  • Senior Member

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
I hate OPs like these Congrats on making a pretty image that'll probably break in 3-5 years, fucknuts. Why can't people just do a simple text OP for game threads.  :'(

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Ass Burgers. Get your hot Ass Burgers here! Complaining about spoilers for a 2 year old game.

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
I pee directly into the drain. It doesn't touch my feet or anything else in the tub. The best thing about waking up is smelling that slight aroma in the hot mist.
010

Huff

  • stronger ties you have, more power you gain
  • Senior Member
oddly, if you try that nowadays, people bitch that you didn't put in enough effort, you're disrespecting the game, and you shouldn't have been allowed to make the thread.

place has gone completely coo-coo bananas.  don't even need to send in paid virals, the whole fucking community's gone self-viral.

apparently

i keep trying hard to pick up a paid gig but i've yet to get a bite

please nintendo, ill even shill for you, i've got loans to pay
dur

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
I will make extremely detailed and aesthetically pleasing Ouya game OTs.  :-*
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

king of the internet

  • 🚽
  • Senior Member
Ass Burgers. Get your hot Ass Burgers here! Complaining about spoilers for a 2 year old game.

Caring about shitty videogame stories. :heh

StealthFan

  • Swings Both Ways
  • Senior Member
Not all vidya stories are shitty. Infamous 2 tho...eh? It was sufficiently comic booky I guess.
reckt

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Videogame stories are on the same level as Hollywood summer blockbusters.  Take that as you will.

Positive Touch

  • Woo Papa
  • Senior Member
no... hollywood flicks have better stories
pcp

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
Not really.

davepoobond

  • Junior Member
depends on the game, just like it depends on the movie you're watching.


there's definitely more B-movie-level stories that make it through to AAA games, though.
dpb

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

parallax

  • Senior Member
Incoming dick satellites at critical mass.

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
but does she fuck niccas?  :noah
010


Shadow Mod

  • It was Tuesday
  • Senior Member
She's probably getting just as many if not more pms.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79067209&postcount=9460

i might have to send that rinoa girl some dick pics
😈


Oblivion

  • Senior Member
who the fuck pisses/shits in the shower. you degenerate fucking animals. jesus christ, fucking undisciplined savages up in here. get out and piss in the toilet exactly two feet away! god dammit, 200k years out of the trees and you motherfuckers fuckin' EXCRETE where you bathe. how do i get on glen shinobi's eugenics bandwagon again?

i NEVER wanna hear any of you grody-ass peasants bitch about gaf's gross peculiars AGAIN

Friggin seriously.

I enter this thread expecting the usual anal discussions, and yet I find people talking about feces!  :maf :maf :maf

Keep that shit (no pun intended) on gaf, plz.

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
We have separate boothes for showers as in you dont stand in your tub like an animal.

I piss the fuck out of my shower booth, fuck you guys :pacspit

Oblivion

  • Senior Member
Btw, I was talking to Parallax just now and apparently I've been living under a rock all this time.

Himuro's a legitimate transexual?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes, proceed with the expected "Oblivious" mockery.
[close]

Momo

  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Senior Member
The part that catches my attention there is "I was talking to parallax".

It seems you all communicate with each other outside here. I feel left out :fbm
I cant even look to fistful as a comrade anymore since he's going to social himself up :fbm




 :gloomy


parallax

  • Senior Member
The part that catches my attention there is "I was talking to parallax".

It seems you all communicate with each other outside here. I feel left out :fbm
I cant even look to fistful as a comrade anymore since he's going to social himself up :fbm



 :gloomy


dont feel bad momo. ive known ob offline for years before gaf.

Atramental

  • Senior Member
:drudge sats reveal? :drudge

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79063629&postcount=83

:whoo
Reverse image searching turns up nothing. Then again, so did Aguirre's pics.

I don't trust this bish. 

edit: Also, did some tumblr searching for good measure.
http://evi-core.tumblr.com/post/59233822333/ya-hi-new-selfie-bye

Hmmm. :larry

Is the chick in that profile pic the same in that twitter profile pic? I haven't seen it yet.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2013, 07:54:26 AM by Atramental »

Joe Molotov

  • I'm much more humble than you would understand.
  • Administrator
Evi-Core...Evil Bore?

Obviously this is an inside job! Atra, you've been busted!  :shaq
©@©™

Atramental

  • Senior Member
Nah.

This is definitely someone else's doing.

My female personas are much more down to earth.

Himu

  • Senior Member
Express you probably don't think it's good for a kids social growth in the long term to be surrounded with adults and people he can hardly relate to and it means you're advocating fraternities.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79087449&postcount=51

I'm happy for the kid and think he's a role model but at the same time, it must be tough being in university when you're fucking 11.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2013, 08:38:20 AM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
IYKYK

brob

  • 8 diagram pole rider
  • Senior Member
"the cult of extroversion"

 :lol

Himu

  • Senior Member
Also gotta love the people biting on Texas Christian University, thinking it's some God-filled uni. It's really only a title, as it was founded by a Christian denomination - Disciples of Christ  to be exact - but officially has no ties to Christianity or any other organized religion. My first college, Barton College, was under the same umbrella and it still contained the best education I have ever received. Whoops, dumbasses.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79090801&postcount=81

:snoop

Fucking...moron. :snoop

TCU is a great school. :snoop
« Last Edit: August 30, 2013, 08:47:17 AM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
IYKYK

Is it acceptable to shit in the shower if you have diarrhea?
😈

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
Express you probably don't think it's good for a kids social growth in the long term to be surrounded with adults and people he can hardly relate to and it means you're advocating fraternities.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79087449&postcount=51

I'm happy for the kid and think he's a role model but at the same time, it must be tough being in university when you're fucking 11.

To be fair, I can understand where he's coming from. The "poor kid" argument is kinda flat: What should the kid do? Not fulfill his potential and stay in elementary/middle school with kids his age for the social experience while not being engaged in materiel that he isn't finding challenging?

I don't think for child geniuses, talking about the latest TV show or whatever children these days have that interests them. But I'm not a child genius, so I don't know. I'd at least hope the adults and people "he can hardly relate to" are at least understanding and treat him half-kid/half-adult when he's at university.

Sausage

  • Member
TCU bitches tho  :noah

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Express you probably don't think it's good for a kids social growth in the long term to be surrounded with adults and people he can hardly relate to and it means you're advocating fraternities.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79087449&postcount=51

I'm happy for the kid and think he's a role model but at the same time, it must be tough being in university when you're fucking 11.
Did I just read 'apex skill'.  :derp
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

thisismyusername

  • GunOn™! Apply directly to forehead!
  • Senior Member
That Mac user thread someone posted is making Tapatalk crash when I try to even load the index of the hot dog bar.

Use Mobile Firefox instead of Mobile Safari.

Unless you're on Desktop, then: Same thing.

Eli Gulgin

  • Member
:drudge sats reveal? :drudge

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79063629&postcount=83

:whoo
Reverse image searching turns up nothing. Then again, so did Aguirre's pics.

(Image removed from quote.) I don't trust this bish. 

edit: Also, did some tumblr searching for good measure.
http://evi-core.tumblr.com/post/59233822333/ya-hi-new-selfie-bye

Hmmm. :larry

Is the chick in that profile pic the same in that twitter profile pic? I haven't seen it yet.

That Tumblr chick isn't the same. The Twitter pic was of the same girl as the pic Sats posted. But I'm still confused about the blood stuff, as Twitter led me to believe she cuts herself and likes blood and on GAF she said she absolutely hates blood. Then again I don't understand Twitter so maybe I didn't get what it really meant. But I'm tempted to think that she's faking and didn't remember to stick to the same story on both sites.

Still, am I really the only one who thinks she looks totally underage? That's some serious babyface. And a lot of 15 year olds have huge fucking titties.

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
Ban polari, icon macuser
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

Tasty

  • Senior Member
That Mac user thread someone posted is making Tapatalk crash when I try to even load the index of the hot dog bar.

This is penance for not using Chrome.

Sausage

  • Member
link to her twitter page?


Tasty

  • Senior Member
:lol I don't know the context though.


nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

nudemacusers

  • Senior Member
I do want to know how this was determined...


Were those actually pics of Steve? :leon :ohhh
﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽