Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 2696678 times)

Broseidon · « **Reply #33120 on:** May 16, 2014, 10:53:27 PM »

I don't think you can call that guy a goon. Redditor, tho..

StealthFan · « **Reply #33121 on:** May 16, 2014, 10:55:24 PM »

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"I want to be the online face of a political movement aimed at limiting the political power of literal billionaires. I have the savvy to do this!"
-someone who has spent years posting creepy stuff about children's television on the Internet under his legal name

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #33122 on:** May 16, 2014, 10:59:38 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 16, 2014, 06:21:15 PM

Want a woman who simultaneously hot enough for your ridiculous standards, yet paradoxically hasn't had a sex life before brehs

Those women exist...in high school. Maybe gaffers shouldn't have frittered their teen years away on the internet and playing vidya.

StealthFan · « **Reply #33123 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:02:24 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33124 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:02:54 PM »

yeah it's weird to see dudes in their 20s and 30s look for or desire a girl with practically no sexual experience. nobody is gonna wait for you brehs.

Broseidon · « **Reply #33125 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:03:47 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on May 16, 2014, 10:59:38 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 16, 2014, 06:21:15 PM
Want a woman who simultaneously hot enough for your ridiculous standards, yet paradoxically hasn't had a sex life before brehs

Those women exist...in high school.

What do you think the b-b-but EPHEBOPHILIA shit is about?

hampster · « **Reply #33126 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:07:09 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 16, 2014, 11:02:54 PM

yeah it's weird to see dudes in their 20s and 30s look for or desire a girl with practically no sexual experience. nobody is gonna wait for you brehs.

My waifu waited 8000 years breh

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33127 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:09:01 PM »

lucky you, she doesn't look a day over 2000

Broseidon · « **Reply #33128 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:09:41 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #33129 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:36:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 16, 2014, 05:17:39 PM

Quote from: Karakand on May 16, 2014, 05:12:06 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 16, 2014, 02:37:26 PM
That hallucination thread reminds me that there's a whole bunch of shit I've never told my psychiatrist out of some weird sense of embarrassment and shame.

The last time I was completely honest about everything with my shrink I found it made my life and my sessions very uncomfortable, though in this respect it stemmed more from things like the degree of my SI and not so much the sort of stuff you describe.

What would make it bonus is weird is that I'd be bringing up things that happened months ago. "Remember when I called you when I was freaking out in December, well, I wasn't completely honest about what was going on"

or even better "You know back in March when I started coming back to therapy and to see you for the first time in a year and a half? The reason I said I decided to come back was pretty much complete bullshit. Here's really why I came back."

I don't know how she'd react to me admitting that I basically lied to her.

Therapists will believe most anything you say, unless you tell them otherwise. I doubt she'll honestly care that much but make a note that you're probably lying and so she shouldn't 100% believe you.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #33130 on:** May 16, 2014, 11:55:28 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 16, 2014, 09:54:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820393

keep interacting with computer instead of ignoring him brehs

Reading his comments...

I dunno why I did that. But my day is even more ruined than it was.

Whoops, meant to edit this in. Whatever.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33131 on:** May 17, 2014, 01:55:14 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112213870&postcount=339
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112213627&postcount=356

from shitneogaf twitter

Oblivion · « **Reply #33132 on:** May 17, 2014, 04:05:49 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 16, 2014, 09:54:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820393

keep interacting with computer instead of ignoring him brehs

I get punished while people like Computer roam free? #obamasneogaf

Unban me already, Devo!

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33133 on:** May 17, 2014, 04:25:41 AM »

I can't put heads back I can only send them to the guillotine.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33134 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:53:17 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on May 16, 2014, 11:09:41 PM

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Cascade · « **Reply #33135 on:** May 17, 2014, 10:36:17 AM »

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Etna and Nowi might be a thousand years old, but they're children. They're not only very small and fragile and the such, but both of them fully behave as children.

Quote from: Holybaikal

They're not children. And I don't think that Etna behaves like a child at all. :/

Resembling or having a similar body type to a child doesn't make you a child. And being attracted to someone with a body type like that doesn't mean being attracted to a child. There's a big moral difference between someone dating a cute look adult like this and someone hurting a child.
(Image removed from quote.)

She has a cute round face. But that doesn't mean that she's a child or that she can't be sexy to someone. Or that fictional characters who are sexualized can't have a cute round face like her. When I see Etna, I see someone who looks more like this than a child.

Quote from: Holybaikal

That you think that sexualizing large breasts and wide hips is more moral than sexualizing flat chests and petite hips. And is a part of why I think I'm starting to dislike breasts, rather than just not being attracted to them.

There's no way that this person is real but when you take a look at his post/thread history it starts to become hard to justify that judgement.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=112340827#post112340827

thisismyusername · « **Reply #33136 on:** May 17, 2014, 10:45:35 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112347730&postcount=76

I hope this is sarcasm.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #33137 on:** May 17, 2014, 10:47:09 AM »

Kill that thing with fire.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33138 on:** May 17, 2014, 11:50:40 AM »

i just assume any time I see an young anime girl face avatar it's because the rest of the image is some heinous shit either involving a tiny bikini or some creepy molestation pose thus cropped out of frame.

Huff · « **Reply #33139 on:** May 17, 2014, 12:00:05 PM »

pretty much the perfect response from mod bot in closing the pedo thread

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33140 on:** May 17, 2014, 12:15:41 PM »

white man is now my favorite mod

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33141 on:** May 17, 2014, 12:57:55 PM »

what did White Man do?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33142 on:** May 17, 2014, 01:02:06 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112339585&postcount=238

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Kara · « **Reply #33143 on:** May 17, 2014, 03:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on May 16, 2014, 09:25:34 PM

omg

"Did you know I met my first African American friend playing D&D? Did you know I met my first gay friend playing D&D?

TVC15 · « **Reply #33144 on:** May 17, 2014, 03:59:53 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 17, 2014, 01:02:06 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112339585&postcount=238

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Muwahaha

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33145 on:** May 17, 2014, 04:36:48 PM »

Met him once, seemed like a nice guy. How long is the ban?

Jansen · « **Reply #33146 on:** May 17, 2014, 06:39:00 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112381075&postcount=32

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33147 on:** May 17, 2014, 06:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 17, 2014, 06:39:00 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112381075&postcount=32

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #33148 on:** May 17, 2014, 07:41:11 PM »

Holy fuck

StealthFan · « **Reply #33149 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:19:01 PM »

So much anger over that Watch Doges review

Fucking investigative reporting conducted by fools that haven't showered in days and touched pussy in years.

EDIT: Squiddy saying cacdemon in GAF IRC

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33150 on:** May 17, 2014, 09:40:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 17, 2014, 03:59:53 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 17, 2014, 01:02:06 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112339585&postcount=238

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Muwahaha

wait a second

Tasty · « **Reply #33151 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:09:51 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=816265&page=50 (Godzilla OT, spoilars)

Having a good lawl at this idiot junior fighting over Godzilla being a "she."

TVC15 · « **Reply #33152 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:22:58 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 17, 2014, 12:15:41 PM

white man is now my favorite mod

Thanks

Yulwei · « **Reply #33153 on:** May 18, 2014, 06:37:41 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=16146625

he really does seem to be trying to get hired! all those long ass threads... that tight formatting and style

archie4208 · « **Reply #33154 on:** May 18, 2014, 06:57:37 AM »

Quote from: Yulwei on May 18, 2014, 06:37:41 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=16146625

he really does seem to be trying to get hired! all those long ass threads... that tight formatting and style

Thread nuked. What was it?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33155 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:26:55 AM »

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And seeing as this thread is juts going to turn into a repeat of all the other threads, I'm going to put this here again: $ 4 billion. $4 billion given away to charity, by Lucas, from his own fortune.

Four. Billion. Dollars.

Dude's a batter human being than anyone posting here, and I know that's just got to sting,

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112458646&postcount=58

Yulwei · « **Reply #33156 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:32:33 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 18, 2014, 06:57:37 AM

Quote from: Yulwei on May 18, 2014, 06:37:41 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=16146625

he really does seem to be trying to get hired! all those long ass threads... that tight formatting and style

Thread nuked. What was it?

i linked to his posting history but the thread that made me look him up was this (now closed) one

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=821101

thread backfired because of clickbait title

archie4208 · « **Reply #33157 on:** May 18, 2014, 07:49:46 AM »

ah.

Yeah Authority is a godawful poster.

etiolate · « **Reply #33158 on:** May 18, 2014, 08:07:36 AM »

Authority reeks of Young Asian Male syndrome. He uses certain phrasings and POV that reflect a sense of collective truths born of an insular community. He uses "we" and "our" often, as though everyone he knows has already agreed upon what he has to say and there's no awareness of any other perspectives existing.

Team Death Match · « **Reply #33159 on:** May 18, 2014, 08:22:37 AM »

I looked into my crystal ball and saw a junioring in his future

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #33160 on:** May 18, 2014, 08:32:26 AM »

Someone mentioned this in his watch dogs thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112455856&postcount=71

interesting indeed

king of the internet · « **Reply #33161 on:** May 18, 2014, 11:31:47 AM »

Quote from: Yulwei on May 18, 2014, 06:37:41 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/search.php?searchid=16146625

he really does seem to be trying to get hired! all those long ass threads... that tight formatting and style

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=820624

Jesus fucking Christ

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #33162 on:** May 18, 2014, 12:10:46 PM »

Authority has been perma-Juniored. Thank Lucifer.

Tasty · « **Reply #33163 on:** May 18, 2014, 01:01:10 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 18, 2014, 12:10:46 PM

Authority has been perma-Juniored. Thank Lucifer. (Image removed from quote.)

Atra

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33164 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:01:20 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=821266

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33165 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:06:06 PM »

Everything gets played out, like the banderas gif, making a thread about it isn't going to speed up the process tho.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #33166 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:12:46 PM »

Breh'lady

My god

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33167 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:21:04 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 18, 2014, 03:11:55 PM

If you say so, breh'lady

Yeah m'breh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33168 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:23:33 PM »

Timedog

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33169 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:26:29 PM »

Always mentioning him

got a crush breh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33170 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:28:50 PM »

where is he

king of the internet · « **Reply #33171 on:** May 18, 2014, 03:51:31 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 18, 2014, 03:03:46 PM

I agree, they're a bit played out to me..

As soon as that shit catches on with the general masses it's dead.

Momo · « **Reply #33172 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:22:45 PM »

As soon as shit hits NeoGAF it's dead. Thankfully it's usually years later. Like I saw the banderas GIF at the misc first, way before it was a thing on GAF. Dolan was a thing for years before GAF caught on too. Sadly I see too many people recently adopting misc lingo on GAF so out comes the 2 year old memes I guess :/

Momo · « **Reply #33173 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:23:41 PM »

The only original forum culture NeoGAF has is deifying that pathetic piece of shit bishop. It's sad really.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33174 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:35:36 PM »

But he bans people, and that's hilarious. Bans are the funniest thing in the world because...

bork · « **Reply #33175 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:44:53 PM »

Quote from: Momo on May 18, 2014, 04:22:45 PM

As soon as shit hits NeoGAF it's dead. Thankfully it's usually years later. Like I saw the banderas GIF at the misc first, way before it was a thing on GAF. Dolan was a thing for years before GAF caught on too. Sadly I see too many people recently adopting misc lingo on GAF so out comes the 2 year old memes I guess :/

I thought the Banderas .gif was actually a GAF thing for once. $:-\$

I notice when I chat with some NeoGAF people every now and then that there's an overwhelming amount of people who only go there and nowhere else, to the point that they think every meme posted there is original.

Momo · « **Reply #33176 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:50:45 PM »

It is nice to have a one stop shop that aggregates everything you want to know on the net, neogaf should never be that outside of gaming though.

Broseidon · « **Reply #33177 on:** May 18, 2014, 04:52:43 PM »

GAF is the FW:FW:FW:FW lolcats email from your mum of forums.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33178 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:09:49 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112498162&postcount=143

gasp, that's my favorite GAF meme

king of the internet · « **Reply #33179 on:** May 18, 2014, 05:37:54 PM »

Quote from: Momo on May 18, 2014, 04:23:41 PM

The only original forum culture NeoGAF has is deifying that pathetic piece of shit bishop. It's sad really.

What about the unforgettable "feed it pizza" meme? A fine GAF original.

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Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 2696678 times)