Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=823159

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=112896985#post112896985

 

Squiddy is like Sceneman except for men

[StealthFan]

Haven't cleaned my bottom sheet in months (def did this year tho). Lots of dried cum/food/snot Pretty gross. Need to wash that shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

Haven't cleaned my bottom sheet in months (def did this year tho). Lots of dried cum/food/snot Pretty gross. Need to wash that shit.

I feel sorry for the backpage chicks that come over breh

[bluemax]

I'm pretty confident I'm being trolled on a large scale. There's no way there are actually people out there who sleep without sheets on their mattress. I've never heard of or seen something like that before. People are disgusting but not that disgusting.

My first summer out of college I lived with a dude like this. He bought like a single white sheet and it never staid on his bed. His solution to cleaning up his stuff at one point was to stuff it all in garbage bags.

I'm not even sure my current roommate has sheets. Then again it doesn't matter, he sleeps on my fucking couch like every night. I will be so glad when he moves out at the end of this month.

jobber used to hang out in the bore channel, is that even still around?

Topic for #evilbore is: <Nodoby> day time chat was poppin yesterday\\ http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/170/4/1/omg_haaaay_its_me_by_zemedic-d544sik.gif
 * Topic for #evilbore set by Tony_Parker at Tue Jun 19 19:22:03 2012

Current users: me, SteveYoungBlood

[Cindi Mayweather]

Bluemax why are you banned from #ga

[bluemax]

Bluemax why are you banned from #ga

Same reason I'm banned from NeoGAF. I hurt EviLore's feelings by being a normal human being and he never forgives anyone for anything.

[Atramental]

Shouldn't have turned down his "advances". 

Edit: speaking of which, hope anti-monitor is doing alright.

/sorta simping

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/did-i-fukk-up-brehs-lupe-girlfriend-related-long-read.215970/

[Raban]

from that thread

1.So u love her but u not attracted to her without makeup on huh? That would hurt my feelings honestly. Cuz basically u sayin ur I love with some shyt that can be washed off. Please tell me im misunderstanding u.

one and done.

[Michael Moaner]

What the fuck 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111353200&postcount=1503

Is this real? If so, this special fellow basically got Nintendo additional bad press, and is now trying to rectify the situation by telling people to support/buy the game - hoping for a sequel. God damn these nerds are frightening.

[benjipwns]

Look, a man has to have priorities.

1. Loyalty to a corporation's financial success.
2. Meaningless social gestures in games
...
X+1. Self-respect

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=112507381#post112507381

This thread got a crazy bump and it led to A Black Falcon getting banned apparently.

EDIT: Also that JordanN guy who was counting polygons seems to have tried to go back and edit his post: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44895538&postcount=1749 

[Purple Filth]

What the fuck 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111353200&postcount=1503

Is this real? If so, this special fellow basically got Nintendo additional bad press, and is now trying to rectify the situation by telling people to support/buy the game - hoping for a sequel. God damn these nerds are frightening.

 

[Momo]

From the use that provides the up to date "news" on Ukraine.

That guy quotes Kiev PR that keeps on referring to the opposition as terrorists, he is safe to ignore.

Also Kabouter if you're reading this, I'm calling you out on this bullshit. You keep on pissing and moaning about the thread but you allow that dude to post his shit over and over.

[thisismyusername]

What the fuck 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111353200&postcount=1503

Is this real? If so, this special fellow basically got Nintendo additional bad press, and is now trying to rectify the situation by telling people to support/buy the game - hoping for a sequel. God damn these nerds are frightening.

Eh, like Oscar said a few weeks back: Nintendo will take the message as "don't localize further entries in the series in the west, not worth it." So I can see where the movement dude is coming from in a "please support is so they will localize a second/third one and hopefully do what we want from them" but it doesn't really inspire confidence in me.

What did he expect when he said "well they're not including same-sex relationships in the game" from the press? Of course they were gonna run with the "Nintendo isn't inclusive" slant.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112882699&postcount=197

 

[etiolate]

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112882699&postcount=197

 

He is. He needs to grow stubble and drop the clean shaved look.

[Michael Moaner]

If Lore is considered 'handsome', then every male on GAF should have no trouble getting laid. Dude looks like an autistic elf.

[Great Rumbler]

If Lore is considered 'handsome', then every male on GAF should have no trouble getting laid. Dude looks like an autistic elf.

Most of the guys on GAF don't pull down six figures, though.

[Momo]

I pull down 6 figures in my banana currency, Diunx, come join me as a rich 6 figure man

[helios]

If Lore is considered 'handsome', then every male on GAF should have no trouble getting laid. Dude looks like an autistic elf.

[StealthFan]

Flabby midsection, shit hair, effeminate mannerisms, eyes of a serial killer. I mad? Maybe.

Deal with it

[Michael Moaner]

I mean, I really don't give a shit how much money he makes. Grats on the success after a repressed - emotionally stunted childhood. He still looks like a rapist.

[benjipwns]

I think doing something different with the hair and some facial hair maybe. That's about all I can offer.

If he sees Jeff Gerstmann again he should ask him about the whole style your hair in a way that you can see through to the entire outline of your scalp method. Not for him to use as his own hairstyle, I'd just like to know how Jeff achieves that beautiful magic so perfectly.

[king of the internet]

He's not a beautiful man, but he's not bad. Most of the people attacking his appearance are probably grosser than him, as people who do that usually are. If you wanna talk shit you should at least focus on his character and/or deep seated insecurities.

[fistfulofmetal]

it's a shame that after losing all the weight and making a bunch of money it turned out he's still just a lonely little self absorbed manchild on the inside.

[Tasty]

Something about his face and hair is too polish for me. (Sorry boris.)

East euros are uggo.

[Kara]

If Lore is considered 'handsome', then every male on GAF should have no trouble getting laid. Dude looks like an autistic elf.

Pretty sure there's an EviLore elf emoticon on Opa-Ages.

[Momo]

East euros are uggo.

 


Watch football bra

[Tasty]

Post pics of hot East euros then

Andrex's racism

At least I'm not a size queen

[Tasty]

Size queen? Are you mistaking me for PD

Wasn't directed at you, just wanted to state it for the record 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Tasty Meat likes this

[Momo]

Post pics of hot East euros then

Andrex's racism

At least I'm not a size queen

Typically

[Tasty]

B-b-b-b-butterface

[benjipwns]

He's not a beautiful man, but he's not bad. Most of the people attacking his appearance are probably grosser than him, as people who do that usually are. If you wanna talk shit you should at least focus on his character and/or deep seated insecurities.

But my character and deep seated insecurities are grosser than his too.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Watching dudes deem what is and isn't attractive is becoming like watching sports for me. Endlessly entertaining.

[king of the internet]

He's not a beautiful man, but he's not bad. Most of the people attacking his appearance are probably grosser than him, as people who do that usually are. If you wanna talk shit you should at least focus on his character and/or deep seated insecurities.

But my character and deep seated insecurities are grosser than his too.

Same. 

Guess we're out of luck.

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=112507381#post112507381

This thread got a crazy bump and it led to A Black Falcon getting banned apparently.

EDIT: Also that JordanN guy who was counting polygons seems to have tried to go back and edit his post: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44895538&postcount=1749 

Blessed be the spergs.

[Tasty]

Watching dudes deem what is and isn't attractive is becoming like watching sports for me. Endlessly entertaining.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Andrex I need your help. In chrome mobile for my phone, I used to press something, just a tap, like say, on a link, right? And it'd form a bubble and show the text zoomed in so I could precisely pick what I wanted to click. It's not doing that anymore. Help?

[Momo]

B-b-b-b-butterface

[StealthFan]

we need a tinychat

[Momo]

I dont have a webcam here at work and im usually naked at home

[StealthFan]

I am naked all the time too, breh

I'll put some clothes on tho to chat.

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112880167&postcount=155

 

Holy shitsnacks. I used to think he'd get $1 million tops, but $10 million is pretty damn good for just a message board.

For comparison, IGN as a whole was bought for $800 million back in 2005 or whatever it was.

[StealthFan]

Dude thinks Neogaf is gonna be popular forever, that he'll be cashing dem checks ten years from now. Considering how long the site has been around I can't really blame him for thinking that tho

Unless another site pops up that steals users I think he'll be fine.

[Momo]

I dont have a webcam here at work and im usually naked at home

I wont, you guys will need to deal with my junk

[thisismyusername]

I dont have a webcam here at work and im usually naked at home

Thinking this would stop half the Bore.

[Momo]

I should have sold my one website for $350 that one time that dude offered

[thisismyusername]

Dude thinks Neogaf is gonna be popular forever, that he'll be cashing dem checks ten years from now. Considering how long the site has been around I can't really blame him for thinking that tho

Unless another site pops up that steals users I think he'll be fine.

His desire to avoid ugly monetization is commendable but I can't imagine it's helping his bottom line.  He'd probably earn more cashing out than he will in the long term.  The thing is, there's more to it than just money, I think.  If he cashes out, he's just another rich dude with nothing else going on.  If he keeps the joint, he gets more than enough to live comfortably on *and* still be a somebody in an industry.  I think that means more to him than seven zeroes.  Probably not eight, though, haha.

Oscar... that's a stretch, for you.

[Atramental]

we need a tinychat

I dont have a webcam here at work and im usually naked at home

Thinking this would stop half the Bore.

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wanted an excuse to use this gif I just made.

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[a slime appears]

Dude thinks Neogaf is gonna be popular forever, that he'll be cashing dem checks ten years from now. Considering how long the site has been around I can't really blame him for thinking that tho

Unless another site pops up that steals users I think he'll be fine.

His desire to avoid ugly monetization is commendable but I can't imagine it's helping his bottom line.  He'd probably earn more cashing out than he will in the long term.  The thing is, there's more to it than just money, I think.  If he cashes out, he's just another rich dude with nothing else going on.  If he keeps the joint, he gets more than enough to live comfortably on *and* still be a somebody in an industry.  I think that means more to him than seven zeroes.  Probably not eight, though, haha.

Oscar... that's a stretch, for you.

I've got nothing against EviLore and the site but no one knows who Tyler Malka is. NeoGaf as a community is a known entity but outside of marketing departments, community managers and a few high profile individuals, most of the development community at large doesn't pay attention to it. The GameFAQs and IGN communities are far more relevant, not even trolling, and if we're talking global then NeoGaf is completely unknown outside of US & Canada. In a related note; thanks to the PAX conferences many confused individuals in marketing assume that specific community has a huge pull as well which is kind of hilarious.

Also, regarding Patrick going to E3 when he was 14; I've attended the show since I was 14 for about 5 years and had jackshit to do with the game industry (my dad just set up a DBA). Getting into the show was stupidly easy back in the 90's. I even went to both Atlanta shows!

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Meeting Roberta Williams for the first time and having her demo Mask of Eternity to me while clearly being incredibly depressed wasn't fun

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[king of the internet]

I have yet to meet someone in real life that knows what a NeoGAF is. Not that I would ever bring it up unprovoked in the first place...

[a slime appears]

Well, Greg Kasavin had to bring him in as a personal guest and he was routinely ignored on the show so I wouldn't really consider that D-list.

Evilore needs to really work more of his contacts though. He should be a known entity in the game industry by this point but he's not.

[nachobro]

Dang I was just about the sucking up.

[Kara]

I have yet to meet someone in real life that knows what a NeoGAF is. Not that I would ever bring it up unprovoked in the first place...

Talking about GAF irl is srsly one of the most awkward things and I've done it too many times in my life.

I was at a GAFer's wedding last year and a GAFer's spouse was like, "oh you're Karakand?" (GAF didn't have a huge presence there so we were using our Christian names--yes when GAFers hang out irl they use GAF handles) and I was like. 

[Cindi Mayweather]

[Cindi Mayweather]

Beep boop.