Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Kara]

You're in LA, right? Poutine isn't that hard to find. Lot of the craft beer bars are starting to pick it up. Fry Smith was a pretty dope foodtruck with the best poutine in the city before it shut down tho

If I eat out at an actual restaurant (I usually eat in my car between clients) it's usually on the dime of my business owner clients, so we don't exactly hit up the craft bar scene. (Not bragging, I usually feel like a heel eating with them at these fancy joints.) I'll keep my eye out though, thanks for the head's up.

In Westwood there was (is?) a Quebecois restaurant which was (is?) pretty good but it didn't have poutine last time I was there.

[benjipwns]

America does need to be and will be humbled by the phoenix like rise of the East. The removing of the Kinect is just the first sign that some in America are realizing they need to change. The continued humiliation of Obama and other Western leaders at the hands of Vladimir Putin signals a strategic deficiency, and the historic unparalleled and unbroken success of Socialism with Chinese characteristics signals an economic and political deficiency.

The one person out in front of this trend, like always, was Thomas Friedman in recognizing the remarkable advantage of China:

One-party autocracy certainly has its drawbacks. But when it is led by a reasonably enlightened group of people, as China is today, it can also have great advantages. That one party can just impose the politically difficult but critically important policies needed to move a society forward in the 21st century. It is not an accident that China is committed to overtaking us in electric cars, solar power, energy efficiency, batteries, nuclear power and wind power. China's leaders understand that in a world of exploding populations and rising emerging-market middle classes, demand for clean power and energy efficiency is going to soar. Beijing wants to make sure that it owns that industry and is ordering the policies to do that, including boosting gasoline prices, from the top down.

[Kara]

I don't know if they still are following through with it, but when I read People's Daily (just don't have the time to do so anymore) they were talking about doing a U.S.-based TV station or something? T-Fried would fit into their editorial staff quite well I think.

[fizzel]

Yanks, russkies and ting tongs banging your fucking skulls together...well, hopefully europe can catch a breather this time.

[bluemax]

Someone told me they sell poutine at Trader Joe's now? Is that true? I haven't had it since I was in Quebec a million years ago and I want to know if I still like it as much as I did then.

You're in LA, right? Poutine isn't that hard to find. Lot of the craft beer bars are starting to pick it up. Fry Smith was a pretty dope foodtruck with the best poutine in the city before it shut down tho

I've never seen poutine at any of the places I go. Maybe Harrison Ford's kid sells it at his Gastropub.

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824524

pd alt detected

Seems like more my alt, if anything.

[Broseidon]

Coldfoot banned

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824539

thread is escalating to previously unknown levels of dumbshit

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113202940&postcount=10

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824539

thread is escalating to previously unknown levels of dumbshit

jesus h christ.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824539

thread is escalating to previously unknown levels of dumbshit

jesus h christ.

but broseph, i joke about that stuff to my close buddies all the time
 
so it should be fine if i say it to a manager who i'm not friendly with in a professional space about a specific person. and not get reported.

[nudemacusers]

if you lack the common sense to not make weird creepy jokes with people you don't really know... AT WORK... you should probably lose your job so some other dude can take you spot.

[Van Cruncheon]

i just brought the hr hammer down on a contractor bay with at LEAST 10 testers who didn't know how to keep their sexist bro chatter to themselves this week, so i'm unusually sensitive about this issue. they cost me a fair bit of productivity from our other vendors and a good four hours of my week talking with hr and their shitbird hiring manager, and the resulting 15 minutes of PURE DRINKY CROW RANT ACTION into their dumb mollified cow faces didn't even remotely make it worth it. when the three worst offenders get shown the door tuesday, maybe i'll watch and beat off to the wilted slump of their ballcaps and jorts.

[TVC15]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824539

thread is escalating to previously unknown levels of dumbshit

Hmm, does this count as a relationship thread?

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824539

thread is escalating to previously unknown levels of dumbshit

Hmm, does this count as a relationship thread?

yes, the frustated love between manchildren and their rape jokes

[nudemacusers]

imagine what other moronic shit a dude like that says to or around customers. yeesh.

[TVC15]

I played 4 hours of Soul Sacrifice Delta today 

[Van Cruncheon]

I played 4 hours of Soul Sacrifice Delta today 

that was more productive than the four hours of MY day hypocritically explaining to apparently grown males (who don't even report to me) how to behave like adults

when i was done i raped a baby, felt better

[Eel O'Brian]

[nudemacusers]

but was the baby ugly

[TVC15]

So what you're saying is you'd rather be a pedophile than bitch at people?

[Van Cruncheon]

but was the baby ugly

yes, i raped it didn't i

[Atramental]

but was the baby ugly

Total butter face. 

[Van Cruncheon]

So what you're saying is you'd rather be a pedophile than bitch at people?

can't it be both

[Kara]

How the fuck do dumbshits like this get jobs, let alone office jobs.

[TVC15]

Can you give us an example of the type of shit they'd say?  Would they fit in here? Do they make jokes about raping babies?

[Van Cruncheon]

How the fuck do dumbshits like this get jobs, let alone office jobs.

they're white

being male also helps

the bar is low

[StealthFan]

Ain't hard to get office work.

[Van Cruncheon]

Can you give us an example of the type of shit they'd say?  Would they fit in here? Do they make jokes about raping babies?

thought i told you about it, but they ran the gamut from discussions of assfucking local slorefolk to some weird christian remarks about how "monsters are real, the devil puts them among us". (really, their "crime" was being ridiculously loud and frequent.) one of the editors in the bay wrote some hilarious transcripts. WE CAN REVIEW ON TUESDAY.

[fistfulofmetal]

at least you didn't buy it a wii-u a fate worse than anything, really.

[Atramental]

"I'll take a white baby rapist over a black any day of the week."

-Ronald Reagan

 

[Shadow Mod]

Defend rape "jokes" at work brehs

[Atramental]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

[Phoenix Dark]

That's why when I hear inappropriate comments at work I walk away. I'm not white enough to avoid the great eye of HR Sauron.

[Tasty]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

[nudemacusers]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

just pretend it's larry page

[Atramental]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

You can't just use your mouth, Andrex. You have to let your hands do some of the work as well. (Pause)

[Van Cruncheon]

That's why when I hear inappropriate comments at work I walk away. I'm not white enough to avoid the great eye of HR Sauron.

the bbc is traditionally excused. another example of black excellence.

[fistfulofmetal]

I do like this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824524

because it's exactly what happened to me and everything went pretty much OK in the end. but everyone is losing their shit and laughing like it's the biggest failure.

[Shadow Mod]

It's not a big deal but some people just want to act superior.

@fistful

[Tasty]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

just pretend it's larry page

I'd rather imagine Sergey.

[nudemacusers]

he doesn't look like a guy who maintains  balls probably smell like old wine too.

[Tasty]

he doesn't look like a guy who maintains  balls probably smell like old wine too.

[bluemax]

Ain't hard to get office work.

My aspie roommate can't hold down a temp job, so I dunno.

[nudemacusers]

wrong window 

[Shadow Mod]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

[Cindi Mayweather]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

[Shadow Mod]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824539

thread is escalating to previously unknown levels of dumbshit

I like how the m'lady guy on page one gets banned as if to protect the sanctity of m'lady insults.

[Momo]

YES TOWELS IS BANNED. FUCK THAT IDIOT

He was still a junior I hope

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113215585&postcount=203

[Shadow Mod]

Tell me who else you don't like, for curiosity sake of course...

 

[Tasty]

Tell me who else you don't like, for curiosity sake of course...

 

[Momo]

Eh, not so many, I just happened to notice towels being a massive idiot over the space of the last two weeks or so.


If someone could make it so, I wouldnt mind WorldStar getting fucked off the forum though

[TVC15]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

Better than the cartoon shit you jerk off to.

[Shadow Mod]

Anyway, one night A got really drunk when they both went to a bar so S hung out with her so she could sober up and get herself home. A nice thing that friends do for friends, right? Anyway, months after that night he brought it up again saying "She owes me."
I'm like, "What? What does she owe you for?"
"Well, I took care of A when she was blackout drunk. I could have done anything to her and she wouldn't have known, but I didn't."
I was just flabbergasted and asked him if he considered A to be his friend or not...

The idea stuck with him though because later on he messaged me about how being around her makes him hard and he's gonna grab her one of these days. I thought he was joking and messaged him back "don't be a rapist." But a couple messages later he talked about how he was going to bars often with her and that "maybe after one of these pubs i can take advantage of her a little bit since she can't even tell what's going on." I wasn't concerned though, and nothing's happened between the two.

Be friends with people who talk to you about how they want to/could rape someone else brehs.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113234659&postcount=57

[Cindi Mayweather]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

Better than the cartoon shit you jerk off to.

Given you acquire your porn from a Luka Magnotta mailing list, so I highly doubt that.



*breathes in*
*schlick*
*breathes in*
*schlick*

SOUND FAMILIAR?

[TVC15]

You can say whatever fake crap you want, but you REALLY beat off to cartoons.

[milchs evil twin]

Coldfoot banned

Assume it's for this thread. Hilariously dumb again.

[Cindi Mayweather]

You can say whatever fake crap you want, but you REALLY beat off to cartoons.

And you get an erection from the defecation scented vapors in your office bathroom. What's your point?

[TVC15]

You can say whatever fake crap you want, but you REALLY beat off to cartoons.

And you get an erection from the defecation scented vapors in your office bathroom. What's your point?

No, I've publicly discussed that the smell of feces is one of my instant vomit triggers and that I usually puke after I take a shit.  I, as mentioned before, don't even have to make up shit about you.