Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[nudemacusers]

but was the baby ugly

[TVC15]

So what you're saying is you'd rather be a pedophile than bitch at people?

[Van Cruncheon]

but was the baby ugly

yes, i raped it didn't i

[Atramental]

but was the baby ugly

Total butter face. 

[Van Cruncheon]

So what you're saying is you'd rather be a pedophile than bitch at people?

can't it be both

[Kara]

How the fuck do dumbshits like this get jobs, let alone office jobs.

[TVC15]

Can you give us an example of the type of shit they'd say?  Would they fit in here? Do they make jokes about raping babies?

[Van Cruncheon]

How the fuck do dumbshits like this get jobs, let alone office jobs.

they're white

being male also helps

the bar is low

[StealthFan]

Ain't hard to get office work.

[Van Cruncheon]

Can you give us an example of the type of shit they'd say?  Would they fit in here? Do they make jokes about raping babies?

thought i told you about it, but they ran the gamut from discussions of assfucking local slorefolk to some weird christian remarks about how "monsters are real, the devil puts them among us". (really, their "crime" was being ridiculously loud and frequent.) one of the editors in the bay wrote some hilarious transcripts. WE CAN REVIEW ON TUESDAY.

[fistfulofmetal]

at least you didn't buy it a wii-u a fate worse than anything, really.

[Atramental]

"I'll take a white baby rapist over a black any day of the week."

-Ronald Reagan

 

[Shadow Mod]

Defend rape "jokes" at work brehs

[Atramental]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

[Phoenix Dark]

That's why when I hear inappropriate comments at work I walk away. I'm not white enough to avoid the great eye of HR Sauron.

[Tasty]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

[nudemacusers]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

just pretend it's larry page

[Atramental]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

You can't just use your mouth, Andrex. You have to let your hands do some of the work as well. (Pause)

[Van Cruncheon]

That's why when I hear inappropriate comments at work I walk away. I'm not white enough to avoid the great eye of HR Sauron.

the bbc is traditionally excused. another example of black excellence.

[fistfulofmetal]

I do like this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824524

because it's exactly what happened to me and everything went pretty much OK in the end. but everyone is losing their shit and laughing like it's the biggest failure.

[Shadow Mod]

It's not a big deal but some people just want to act superior.

@fistful

[Tasty]

Ain't hard to get office work.

Especially if you're decent at fellatio.

Being decent is difficult though.

just pretend it's larry page

I'd rather imagine Sergey.

[nudemacusers]

he doesn't look like a guy who maintains  balls probably smell like old wine too.

[Tasty]

he doesn't look like a guy who maintains  balls probably smell like old wine too.

[bluemax]

Ain't hard to get office work.

My aspie roommate can't hold down a temp job, so I dunno.

[nudemacusers]

wrong window 

[Shadow Mod]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

[Himu]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

[Shadow Mod]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824539

thread is escalating to previously unknown levels of dumbshit

I like how the m'lady guy on page one gets banned as if to protect the sanctity of m'lady insults.

[Momo]

YES TOWELS IS BANNED. FUCK THAT IDIOT

He was still a junior I hope

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113215585&postcount=203

[Shadow Mod]

Tell me who else you don't like, for curiosity sake of course...

 

[Tasty]

Tell me who else you don't like, for curiosity sake of course...

 

[Momo]

Eh, not so many, I just happened to notice towels being a massive idiot over the space of the last two weeks or so.


If someone could make it so, I wouldnt mind WorldStar getting fucked off the forum though

[TVC15]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

Better than the cartoon shit you jerk off to.

[Shadow Mod]

Anyway, one night A got really drunk when they both went to a bar so S hung out with her so she could sober up and get herself home. A nice thing that friends do for friends, right? Anyway, months after that night he brought it up again saying "She owes me."
I'm like, "What? What does she owe you for?"
"Well, I took care of A when she was blackout drunk. I could have done anything to her and she wouldn't have known, but I didn't."
I was just flabbergasted and asked him if he considered A to be his friend or not...

The idea stuck with him though because later on he messaged me about how being around her makes him hard and he's gonna grab her one of these days. I thought he was joking and messaged him back "don't be a rapist." But a couple messages later he talked about how he was going to bars often with her and that "maybe after one of these pubs i can take advantage of her a little bit since she can't even tell what's going on." I wasn't concerned though, and nothing's happened between the two.

Be friends with people who talk to you about how they want to/could rape someone else brehs.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113234659&postcount=57

[Himu]

where whiteman at

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824605

Choking himself with a sock tied around a door handle as he masturbates to an 18 year old boy cutting himself.

Better than the cartoon shit you jerk off to.

Given you acquire your porn from a Luka Magnotta mailing list, so I highly doubt that.



*breathes in*
*schlick*
*breathes in*
*schlick*

SOUND FAMILIAR?

[TVC15]

You can say whatever fake crap you want, but you REALLY beat off to cartoons.

[milchs evil twin]

Coldfoot banned

Assume it's for this thread. Hilariously dumb again.

[Himu]

You can say whatever fake crap you want, but you REALLY beat off to cartoons.

And you get an erection from the defecation scented vapors in your office bathroom. What's your point?

[TVC15]

You can say whatever fake crap you want, but you REALLY beat off to cartoons.

And you get an erection from the defecation scented vapors in your office bathroom. What's your point?

No, I've publicly discussed that the smell of feces is one of my instant vomit triggers and that I usually puke after I take a shit.  I, as mentioned before, don't even have to make up shit about you.

[Shadow Mod]

Talk shit about what you wank to when you both post on thebore in the GAF thread brehs.

Wankery at its finest.

 

[TVC15]

I don't really wank often.  I have a low sex drive.  Maybe once every two weeks.

[Himu]

You're butting in, Devo.

[Shadow Mod]

You're butting in, Devo.

Sorry I forgot you prefer cocks.

 

[Kara]

Anyway, one night A got really drunk when they both went to a bar so S hung out with her so she could sober up and get herself home. A nice thing that friends do for friends, right? Anyway, months after that night he brought it up again saying "She owes me."
I'm like, "What? What does she owe you for?"
"Well, I took care of A when she was blackout drunk. I could have done anything to her and she wouldn't have known, but I didn't."
I was just flabbergasted and asked him if he considered A to be his friend or not...

The idea stuck with him though because later on he messaged me about how being around her makes him hard and he's gonna grab her one of these days. I thought he was joking and messaged him back "don't be a rapist." But a couple messages later he talked about how he was going to bars often with her and that "maybe after one of these pubs i can take advantage of her a little bit since she can't even tell what's going on." I wasn't concerned though, and nothing's happened between the two.

Be friends with people who talk to you about how they want to/could rape someone else brehs.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113234659&postcount=57

what the fuck

[StealthFan]

in-fighting

I forgot White Man vomits after he shits. Man that would be torturous for me.

Speaking of Whit Man and forgetting things, where the fuck is my Facebook invite

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824494

There is too much choice on Steam!  I need Sony to pick the cream of the crop. 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=824698

holy shit

[Joe Molotov]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

EviLore should cash out here pretty soon, lest he ends up like Lowtax.  He probably has another 3-4 years to go until he gets to that point.

Explain please? I dont follow SA.

SA has just a small fraction of the traffic it received a few years ago.  If Lowtax were to sell the forums now, it'd be a small percentage of what he would have been offered and that's if he'd even get anyone to put down an offer.  EviLore should sell as soon as there are signs of an irreversible decline, which is inevitable.  I still think he has a couple more years of growth left and then he should sell GAF for $5+ million.

[Momo]

signs of an irreversible decline

5 years ago brah

[Your Stalker]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8564410/

[nudemacusers]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8564410/

maybe if wayne got baby to buy him a shirt cacbitches wouldn't be so hesitant to press themselves against his grimy body.

[Raban]

Tell me who else you don't like, for curiosity sake of course...

 

oh is this the thread where we can make marks? for the love of shadowmod, somebody needs to put SalsaShark in the dumpster.

[Sausage]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8564410/

All that work for 3 daps

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113264347&postcount=551

  suuuuuure dog

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=113258581&postcount=309

these are always my favorite threads

[Rufus]

The school shooter with the highest body count in Germany also targeted mostly girls. He also had fedom porn on his harddrive.

[Sausage]

That holybakai guy also rang off a couple of decent shitposts.