Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Mr. Gundam]

I've never actually had one, just was the first thing to came to my mind.

[Momo]

Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.

Now you see, Himu is only getting a few dick swabs, which could potentially add to the flavor, here you are setting yourself up for someone to fully on Clerks II your food.

[Momo]

i like pakipoor

You dont even need to add the poor at the end

[StealthFan]

Getting made fun of for liking choco tacos?

I've never met anyone that didn't think choco tacos were delicious

[StealthFan]

Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.

Now you see, Himu is only getting a few dick swabs, which could potentially add to the flavor, here you are setting yourself up for someone to fully on Clerks II your food.

I'm very polite irl towards service people. The dude looked at me funny because I am fat as fuck. I get a lot of looks from people, and I would've just forgotten it if he made my goddamn burrito. He didn't tho, so fuck him. I notice that it's usually Mexicans too. White folk will just look the other way but the beaners have to laugh at my fat ass

[thisismyusername]

Just buy a Choco Taco at the store. Problem solved.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UtxXg2GwkJk/T02d4RTvDzI/AAAAAAAADK0/bkxflAR_lqA/s1600/chocolate_choco_taco_box2.jpg

And people made fun of me for liking this

We made fun not because of the "choco-taco" but because you haven't had any taco besides this "fake" taco, kid.

[Tasty]

Pfft, same difference.

[Momo]

Yeah I'm gonna stop going to my local mexican joint because the beaner that was supposed to make my food gave me a funny look and then didn't make my fucking food. I was waiting there like an idiot before some bitch asked me my number and discovered my burrito was never made. Fucking wetbacks. That's not the only mexicant establishment I stopped giving my business to because they were fucking rude.

Now you see, Himu is only getting a few dick swabs, which could potentially add to the flavor, here you are setting yourself up for someone to fully on Clerks II your food.

I'm very polite irl towards service people. The dude looked at me funny because I am fat as fuck. I get a lot of looks from people, and I would've just forgotten it if he made my goddamn burrito. He didn't tho, so fuck him. I notice that it's usually Mexicans too. White folk will just look the other way but the beaners have to laugh at my fat ass

The effect of white guilt right here. White people are too scared to laugh at anyone but pony people, pedos and anime fans

[Momo]

I think the world's non white people should get together and setup a test for whites to see when they are allowed back in the tree house again 

[Momo]

I think the world's non white people should get together and setup a test for whites to see when they are allowed back in the tree house again 

treehouse?  you saying non-whites are like monkeys?

Not being white, I can get away with it 

[Squiddy]

In another 2-3 decades, being non-cac will be awesome 

[Squiddy]

The dash-con kinda deserves a thread of its own 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854623

[octopushover]

The dash-con kinda deserves a thread of its own 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=854623

there already is one and you linked it. if you made another one here it would have one big drawback in that you could post in it.

[Great Rumbler]

Other than the size of the ball pit, this is extremely accurate, even the fact that Dr.Robotnik was the head of the con in order to turn unsuspecting kids into robots.

[Superstar]

Smash is looking way too anime-y. I can't like it anymore

[Tasty]

Smash is looking way too anime-y. I can't like it anymore

Yeah, Pac-Man is anime as fuck.

[hampster]

Can't wait to play in the ball pit at bore-con

[Brehvolution]

The past 8 pages consist of:

Pedo talk
Acceptable racial slurs
Light slighting of Taco Bell

[Atramental]

The more I think about it the more I realize how much this thread is a necessary evil.

On OA those discussions would've been their own separate threads. 

[king of the internet]

Come on guys, this is the Complain About NeoGAF Thread, let's hold ourselves to a higher standard than this.

[Himu]

I love the gaf thread. It's like, Cheers, the thread. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. I bet you most people on gaf don't know your name.

[Momo]

[Himu]

Momo is the fuck at the end of the Cheers intro with that smug ass smile. Fucker.

[Himu]

The past 8 pages consist of:

Pedo talk
Acceptable racial slurs
Light slighting of Taco Bell

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You forgot about gospel.

[hampster]

I want a Frasier thread instead

[Momo]

Momo is the fuck at the end of the Cheers intro with that smug ass smile. Fucker.

hahaha this shit suits me perfectly

[Himu]

We don't talk about Frazier. Stop talking about Frazier!

[king of the internet]

Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

[Himu]

http://m.

We're that bar tucked in a neat little corner that most people avoid because their mom said not to go since they "do drugs there" but you go and they serve the best drinks and have the best regulars.

Why won't you take us off the censor list, mom? You're reading this right now. I can tell by the guest number. *files nails*

[Momo]

Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=120967294#post120967294

Some fucking people.

[Himu]

The feminist agenda is real.

Why do they have to cater to different demographics in my video ge-mo.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=120967294#post120967294

Some fucking people.

i have no idea what this person is talking about.

[Tasty]

Smash doesn't have enough blue haired men swinging their swords around.

[hampster]

Frasier is fake scholasticac soul poison.

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[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=120967294#post120967294

Some fucking people.

i have no idea what this person is talking about.

Tasty Meat keeps linking to this Smash Brothers nonsense like any of us normals have the vaguest idea of what it means.

[Himu]

Rufus you won the World Cup yesterday but there's some heights you just don't go .

[thisismyusername]

Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

You mean you haven't seen your grandmothers gang bang video yet? 

[king of the internet]

Frazier is horrible. I think I'd rather watch a gang bang video starring my grandmother.

You mean you haven't seen your grandmothers gang bang video yet? 

Oh no, I have. It was a little uncomfortable but I admit the bukkake shower was kinda cool.

[Tasty]

http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

[Atramental]

Throw out the baby with the bath water, brehs.

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Assuming the OP is not trolling: He'll probably buy it after a week when he sees everyone enjoying it.

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[Himu]

I'd rather talk about Frazier than Smash.

[Atramental]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8575747/1/Link-Calls-in-to-the-Dr-Frasier-Crane-Show

[octopushover]

I'd rather BE Frasier than talk about Smash. And I mean wacky early-season Frasier with the big poofy hair that rings around the back of his dome.

[Tasty]

I'd rather talk about Frazier than Smash.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?

[Tasty]

Yeah, I totally agree. Maybe it's a status this?

"What, you haven't preordered it yet? WHAT A NOOB!"

But yeah I dunno.

[Momo]

http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?

Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition

[Himu]

I'd rather talk about Frazier than Smash.

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John Stamos is a poor man's Jeff Goldblum. This comparison may not make sense but that doesn't matter.

[Atramental]

I haven't pre-ordered a game since '08.

Then again, I haven't really bought or played that many games since 2011.

[Phoenix Dark]

believe Jeff Goldblum is more attractive than Jon fucking Stamos, brehs

[Himu]

Who said anything about attraction? Neither are my type.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?

Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm assuming that this is some sort of limited edition? I can see that. If you're that big of a fan and want to make sure that you don't miss out on the special edition and money is no particular concern for something you totes geek out on, I can see it. Maybe the poster I was talking about reserved the bundle with the Smash branded GC controller and GC controller adapter. That'd make some sense to me. But if it's just the game?

[Phoenix Dark]

Who said anything about attraction? Neither are my type.

who is more attractive then. Stamos clearly wins. Goldblum wins eyes I guess, but Stamos with the stubble on that jaw? C'mon. I wish I could pull that look off.

[Himu]

Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.

[king of the internet]

http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?

Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm assuming that this is some sort of limited edition? I can see that. If you're that big of a fan and want to make sure that you don't miss out on the special edition and money is no particular concern for something you totes geek out on, I can see it. Maybe the poster I was talking about reserved the bundle with the Smash branded GC controller and GC controller adapter. That'd make some sense to me. But if it's just the game?

Pretty sure you're not even allowed on the HYPE TRAIN if you haven't already paid your copy in full.

[Momo]

http://smashboards.com/threads/anyone-calling-off-their-pre-order-now-due-to-the-new-reveals.361042/

The question I'll never understand is why do you have it preordered in the first place? And I don't mean that in the "why pre-order Smash lolamirte?" sense. I mean that in the "why the fuck do people reserve games this far in advance?" sense. There's not going to be any stock shortages. You don't know if any store will have better sales/promotions at this point. Is there anything I'm missing in regards to why people do this outside of a mentality that's supposed to demonstrate that they are that pumped to be there on day one that they've already ensured that their local store is holding a copy for them?

Im tempted with Alien Isolation, as an Alien nut, I want that nostromo edition

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm assuming that this is some sort of limited edition? I can see that. If you're that big of a fan and want to make sure that you don't miss out on the special edition and money is no particular concern for something you totes geek out on, I can see it. Maybe the poster I was talking about reserved the bundle with the Smash branded GC controller and GC controller adapter. That'd make some sense to me. But if it's just the game?

I'm sure it will come out separate, but it's like almost as sweet as the main game for me

[Phoenix Dark]

Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.

Nah. Stamos is a GOAT I looked up to as a youngin for grooming and fashion tips. Similar to how I used to ask my barber for a Grant Hill fade back in the day.

I took my biggest L when I stopped doing this. I grew a rather ugly afro during my teen years, with no real model for what I wanted it to look like.

[HiResDes]

Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.

Nah. Stamos is a GOAT I looked up to as a youngin for grooming and fashion tips. Similar to how I used to ask my barber for a Grant Hill fade back in the day.

I took my biggest L when I stopped doing this. I grew a rather ugly afro during my teen years, with no real model for what I wanted it to look like.

Breh get the blimp/taper fade, and tell him to use a 1 1/2 or 2, keep a little more on top than on the sides.

[Phoenix Dark]

Stamos.

I didn't realize you came out, PD. Grats, proud of ya.

Nah. Stamos is a GOAT I looked up to as a youngin for grooming and fashion tips. Similar to how I used to ask my barber for a Grant Hill fade back in the day.

I took my biggest L when I stopped doing this. I grew a rather ugly afro during my teen years, with no real model for what I wanted it to look like.

Breh get the blimp/taper fade, and tell him to use a 1 1/2 or 2, keep a little more on top than on the sides.

BREH that's what I do now too. Got my hair cut on Saturday in fact. I can't go too low on top since my waves are crazy, and if I go too low it looks like I have bald spots.