Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 5134864 times)

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Damn, why do other sexual 'minorities' hate so hard on poor furries. Where I'm from we call that intolerance. One day, this fursecution will be over. Little children will be able to wear dragon suits to school without fear of being bullied by gays and transexuals.

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Who else are gays and transexuals going to pick on?
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The aliens when they're come.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=602786

Does this thread's existence confuse anyone else?

His logic is that despite GAF being primarily informative (you know, the "nexus" of hardc0re gamers and industry insiderz), there is a dearth of "just talkin bout dem gamez" -- which is what those Community threads they shovel away intentionally are for, to "filter out" just talking bout dem gaemz.

So he creates a thread about... what is your favorite area of Chrono Trigger. He then threatens you by saying that you must answer something, otherwise don't even fucking bother.

The amount of mixed signals and confusion is amazing.
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stump loves list threads, but hate when people don't explain their lists. So he spends his time in list threads acting all sisyphean about it.

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Blacksad is great. Definitely read it.

I always feel bad for Broseidon since he's the resident furry and you guys shit on it all the time  :lol

Sonarrat will always be the resident furry in my heart.
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Poor stumpy.  He keeps dressing the chimps in people clothes in hopes of making them scholars.  It's never going to be the board he wants it to be.  He used to understand that before all this mod business.
There's a politics joke in here somewhere.

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Rufus

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I never knew what the goddamn problem is with the stick placement. If you can't hold your thumb at that angle you must hate cups and bottles with a burning passion.

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I never knew what the goddamn problem is with the stick placement. If you can't hold your thumb at that angle you must hate cups and bottles with a burning passion.

People just make shit up to prop up whichever system they like better. Either one is uncomfortable after a while because it's not meant to be something you do for several hours.

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Me either.

nes and snes controllers  :yuck
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Broseidon

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360 controller is the best. Shame I cant have one on ps4 :'(
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The thing that pushes 360 controller over ps3's are the sticks (not placement, but the actual sticks) and triggers.

360 controller is the best. Shame I cant have one on ps4 :'(

ps4 controller is a more 360 like controller.
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I never knew what the goddamn problem is with the stick placement. If you can't hold your thumb at that angle you must hate cups and bottles with a burning passion.

People just make shit up to prop up whichever system they like better. Either one is uncomfortable after a while because it's not meant to be something you do for several hours.
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Momo

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The only controllers to really annoy me are post SNES Nintendo garbage. And hell I could even deal with a DC joypad.

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The only controllers to really annoy me are post SNES Nintendo garbage. And hell I could even deal with a DC joypad.
I dislike the DC controller the most. The loose top on the analogue stick (not enough grip AND the thing fucking turns), the grips, the cable at the bottom, the mushy d-pad...

The only controllers to really annoy me are post SNES Nintendo garbage. And hell I could even deal with a DC joypad.

I know this is a divisive opinion, but I really liked the GameCube controller.

brob

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the triggers on the gamecube had too much throw otherwise it's very good. The d-pad is of course useless as a main input, but that seems like it was on purpose.

Himu

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GC controller had great triggers and I love how the face buttons are based around the A button.  D-pad sucks though.
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Momo

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The only controllers to really annoy me are post SNES Nintendo garbage. And hell I could even deal with a DC joypad.
I dislike the DC controller the most. The loose top on the analogue stick (not enough grip AND the thing fucking turns), the grips, the cable at the bottom, the mushy d-pad...
That analogue has like zero resistance too, hated it. And fuck the cord coming out up the top, fuck it.

The only controllers to really annoy me are post SNES Nintendo garbage. And hell I could even deal with a DC joypad.

I know this is a divisive opinion, but I really liked the GameCube controller.
You're a heathen :'(

They didnt seem that sturdy. Or at least they couldnt stand up to the onslaught of Melee sessions.

I played more Melee than I'd care to admit, and I didn't have any issues with sturdiness. Obviously, you just didn't treat that controller like a fine lady, which she demanded, Eschaton.
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brob

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melee singlehandedly justified the gamecube. f-zero was the cherry on top. everything else is just window dressing.

nudemacusers

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i treated that shit like Sasha Grey :jawalrus
You played it upside-down while 5 other guys hand their hands all over it too?
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Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66206941&postcount=15

astounding insight

:derp

lol

Condoms are awful. No matter how much lube there is it feels like there is saran wrap in my vagina.

nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66206941&postcount=15

astounding insight

:derp

lol

Condoms are awful. No matter how much lube there is it feels like there is saran wrap in my vagina.
nobody cares about the woman's thoughts on this tho.

it's your fault we have to wear them  :jawalrus
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Shadow Mod

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nobody cares about the woman's thoughts on this tho.

it's your fault we have to wear them  :jawalrus

Nah other men too. Unless you forgot about men poking each other in the butt.

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nobody cares about the woman's thoughts on this tho.

it's your fault we have to wear them  :jawalrus

Nah other men too. Unless you forgot about men poking each other in the butt.

I don't like condoms, way too constrictive and for me it always killed the mood putting them on. One advantage of being married is lack of need for them.
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Condoms suck but babies and STDs suck way worse.
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Condoms suck but babies and STDs suck way worse.

Yeah but if you're fucking the right people you can not deal with any of it.

nudemacusers

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nobody cares about the woman's thoughts on this tho.

it's your fault we have to wear them  :jawalrus

Nah other men too. Unless you forgot about men poking each other in the butt.
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Condoms suck but babies and STDs suck way worse.
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it's amazing how many dudes who don't use condoms because of the short term inconvenience. Obviously SMH @ chicks who agree to let dudes up in them guts without a condom too.

never underestimate people being dumb  :-\
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People should stop stigmatizing genital herpes.  Maybe people would be better about communicating these things if everyone acknowledged that we all have or know people who have it.

A lot of people seem to think that only really seedy people ever get the herpes.

TakingBackSunday

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can someone describe to me what was wrong with the GC d-pad?

I legitimately don't know, I don't think I ever had to use it for more than switching visors in Metroid Prime
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I've used a condom maybe twice in my life.  I'm lucky enough that I didn't catch an STD before I smartened up.  I still had a kid at 17 though.  Thems the breaks.  At least I'm married now so I don't have to use those fuckers.  I hate them so much

can someone describe to me what was wrong with the GC d-pad?

I legitimately don't know, I don't think I ever had to use it for more than switching visors in Metroid Prime

It's rather small, and somewhat -- I'm not sure which adjective I'm looking for -- but let's just go with... rigid? It doesn't allow for easy transitions in terms of circular motions.

Phoenix Dark

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Probably the weirdest condom experience I had was with a chick who got offended that I wanted to use a condom; she seemed to believe me bringing it up was a not-so-subtle suggestion that she was a slut ("you think I have an STD?!?"). She wasn't concerned about getting pregnant because I could just pull out
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I fondled her breasts for a bit and bounced.  :heh
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Shadow Mod

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It's rather small, and somewhat -- I'm not sure which adjective I'm looking for -- but let's just go with... rigid? It doesn't allow for easy transitions in terms of circular motions.

I saw this post in the midst of the condom discussion without looking up and was wondering why Steve was talking about his penis.

nudemacusers

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That goes for this post also:
I've used a condom maybe twice in my life.  I'm lucky enough that I didn't catch an STD before I smartened up.  I still had a kid at 17 though.  Thems the breaks.  At least I'm married now so I don't have to use those fuckers.  I hate them so much
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melee singlehandedly justified the gamecube. f-zero was the cherry on top. everything else is just window dressing.

Real talk: if the next Smash is as good as Melee I'm buying a Wii U. Too bad it looks completely like brawl so far.

pretty much my take on it. im not jumping in with both feet on a system for a smash like i did with brawl again without getting a feel for the game.

It's rather small, and somewhat -- I'm not sure which adjective I'm looking for -- but let's just go with... rigid? It doesn't allow for easy transitions in terms of circular motions.

I saw this post in the midst of the condom discussion without looking up and was wondering why Steve was talking about his penis.

 :lol

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It's rather small, and somewhat -- I'm not sure which adjective I'm looking for -- but let's just go with... rigid? It doesn't allow for easy transitions in terms of circular motions.

I saw this post in the midst of the condom discussion without looking up and was wondering why Steve was talking about his penis.

:rofl

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I hope that if something happens to me a shit ton of gaffers aren't the employees on staff when it happens.

For reference: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66274371&postcount=204

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66206941&postcount=15

astounding insight

:derp

lol

Condoms are awful. No matter how much lube there is it feels like there is saran wrap in my vagina.

Condoms suck. They really truly are awful.

HOWEVER. Teenagers need to wrap that shit up.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=603466

Some people sure are mad* that Naughty Dog stole somebody's creation and used it in their game

*mad at the dude whose work got stolen, mind you
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So has anyone complained that federal highway signs and iconic buildings are used in the game as well?

This can't be the first time a subway map has been used in a game...
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Steve Contra

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It's not a public domain map, nor the official one.  It's the guy's own creation.
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It's not a public domain map, nor the official one.  It's the guy's own creation.

Ah, well that's interesting.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=603466

Some people sure are mad* that Naughty Dog stole somebody's creation and used it in their game

*mad at the dude whose work got stolen, mind you

One of the first posts "it's public." No it's not, it's obviously designed by someone. The following posts are just as awful. Redesign something, a game can just rip it off and idiots will be all "but it's a map." Wow.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=603466

Some people sure are mad* that Naughty Dog stole somebody's creation and used it in their game

*mad at the dude whose work got stolen, mind you

Hey, it's that map I see twice a day!

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=603466

Some people sure are mad* that Naughty Dog stole somebody's creation and used it in their game

*mad at the dude whose work got stolen, mind you

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Why is he so furious and angry over it? I'd feel humbled, personally.

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I redesigned a transit before. Guess anyone should just be able to adopt it somewhere and tell me to go fuck myself  :-\

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I redesigned a transit before. Guess anyone should just be able to adopt it somewhere and tell me to go fuck myself  :-\

You should feel humbled to be given the honor of fucking yourself.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=603466

Some people sure are mad* that Naughty Dog stole somebody's creation and used it in their game

*mad at the dude whose work got stolen, mind you

I like the contrast of the last two posts:


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This is dumb. Did he pay Boston to use their info on the map?!

So many gems in that thread.

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why the fuck do people care that much

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why the fuck do people care that much

Apparently he's not allowed to vent about his frustrations that a game stole his design on his own blog. He should be simply flattered, plus it's a map, those are all public domain despite who made it. Guess we can all just rip off google then, but they wouldn't understand the ramifications of their own arguments.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=66208861&postcount=305

LMAO. God this thread.
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Joe Molotov

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why the fuck do people care that much

Apparently he's not allowed to vent about his frustrations that a game stole his design on his own blog. He should be simply flattered, plus it's a map, those are all public domain despite who made it. Guess we can all just rip off google then, but they wouldn't understand the ramifications of their own arguments.

He should both be flattered that they gave his map exposure to millions, and shutup because it's just a map they all look the same, it was probably just the first thing to come up on GIS.
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why the fuck do people care that much

Apparently he's not allowed to vent about his frustrations that a game stole his design on his own blog. He should be simply flattered, plus it's a map, those are all public domain despite who made it. Guess we can all just rip off google then, but they wouldn't understand the ramifications of their own arguments.

He should both be flattered that they gave his map exposure to millions, and shutup because it's just a map they all look the same, it was probably just the first thing to come up on GIS.

I just read the Ellen one too hahaha. She didn't even insult ND and the fans went ballistic.

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video games are serious business. unlike transit maps and personality rights.