Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)  (Read 4178985 times)

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Hello! This is the most popular thread right? Is this where I introduce myself? :)

Hey there, Himuro.
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Hello! This is the most popular thread right? Is this where I introduce myself? :)

Hey there, Himuro.

Who's that?

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The forum queen

brawndolicious

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Was discussing briefly with Cormacaroni the absolute lack of any good female characters in video games - with the two major categories being "absolute horror show" or "hangs out with Gordon Freeman"

Best (only?) realistic non-suck female characters I could come up with are the Longest Journey characters :  Zoe Castillo , April, Fiona and Mickey, etc etc

Samus Aran? Claire Redfield?

Not a major franchise but I guess you could also count Faith from Mirrors Edge.

I think the problem is that there's no huge franchise where the only main character is a girl who talks. Other than technically Mass Effect or any other create-your-own RPG.

Like you'll never see a Zelda game that's actually from the perspective of Zelda.

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Exactamundo.

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Nothing but playing as Sheik would be awesome.



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Makeup is great. Boys I don't care what you think. :)

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Like you'll never see a Zelda game that's actually from the perspective of Zelda.

Who seriously gives a fucking shit about that? What would playing as Zelda achieve?


Zelda 5: The Emasculation of Link



brob

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princess peach had a game didn't she? complete with PMS power-ups if I recall correctly. So a Zelda game would probably be absolutely delectable.

Don Flamenco

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princess peach had a game didn't she? complete with PMS power-ups if I recall correctly. So a Zelda game would probably be absolutely delectable.


She's also a blow up doll:


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Was discussing briefly with Cormacaroni the absolute lack of any good female characters in video games - with the two major categories being "absolute horror show" or "hangs out with Gordon Freeman"

Best (only?) realistic non-suck female characters I could come up with are the Longest Journey characters :  Zoe Castillo , April, Fiona and Mickey, etc etc

Samus Aran? Claire Redfield?

Not a major franchise but I guess you could also count Faith from Mirrors Edge.

I think the problem is that there's no huge franchise where the only main character is a girl who talks. Other than technically Mass Effect or any other create-your-own RPG.

Like you'll never see a Zelda game that's actually from the perspective of Zelda.

You're forgetting this masterpiece:

^_^


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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.
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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
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I'd say we are. You just aren't invited. CUNT
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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

Most gaffers will never be able to afford an escort either.  Darwinism at work here.
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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521904
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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521904

Why did I click on a GAF link :-\

Every dog in the world, including my dog, or one million Republicans? Gee, that's a tough one.  ::)

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521676

LMAO at the people feigning moral outrage at anyone who wouldn't sacrifice the entire world population of canines.

Goddamn what a shitty thread.  How about we just sacrifice gaffers?  Not to save us from a meteor, but just sacrificing them for the sake of sacrificing.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 07:12:39 PM by The Experiment »
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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

God forbid little girls have a character to play.

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lol @ nerds attacking the dude for hacking Donkey Kong. So much male privilege. I can't get too upset because none of these posters will ever have daughters or sons since they'll never get to fuck a non-escort woman.

give us the link ffs
we're not a fucking gaf hive mind aware of whatever the fuck is happening on gaf at any given time.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=521904
much appreciated

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=49679349

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jesus I clicked a link and it was a penis being degloved. gad dam gaf

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People have been doing hacks of games to change level layouts and lead characters around for ages, don't know why gender swaps are worthy of any sort of outrage. ??? I really really hope GAF's hivemind isn't representative of most people that share this so called hobby.
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People have been doing hacks of games to change level layouts and lead characters around for ages, don't know why gender swaps are worthy of any sort of outrage. ??? I really really hope GAF's hivemind isn't representative of most people that share this so called hobby.

Because you're altering the story damnit. This is 1984 level shit.

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People have been doing hacks of games to change level layouts and lead characters around for ages, don't know why gender swaps are worthy of any sort of outrage. ??? I really really hope GAF's hivemind isn't representative of most people that share this so called hobby.

Yep.  I suspect that had this swap been done 10 years ago, nobody would have given a fuck.
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I just can't understand what there is to be outraged about. But that's the internet, gotta compete in the Outrage Olympics every four seconds and bring home that gold medal.

On the other hand, I don't mind playing as a female character, which is something that certain members of GAF seem vehemently opposed to.
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women of gaf, your concerned protector has arrived

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49691175&postcount=68
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The "post new pics of yourself" thread is such a goddamn wankfest but y'all knew it already. Page after page of that Trab chick and her dick satellites and their cutesy non-funny nerdflirting, jesus christ get an irc channel already. I could stand it for the first month or so but now it's just too sad. Anybody notice this:



Smh at that top 3. I remember when I was sick and tired of Sagitario and Fernoca commenting at every guy there and FallingEdge posting the same picture of himself every other day but damn they had nothing on these three idiots. At least Trab figured out the perfect way to make sure she'll never get banned for anything, at least not as long as ThoseCuteCutes ( :yuck ) is a mod. Fuck me for being curious to see how embarrassingly that simpery will end for him.

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BlueTsunami on the list  :orly

who is trab?
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The "post new pics of yourself" thread is such a goddamn wankfest but y'all knew it already. Page after page of that Trab chick and her dick satellites and their cutesy non-funny nerdflirting, jesus christ get an irc channel already. I could stand it for the first month or so but now it's just too sad. Anybody notice this:

(Image removed from quote.)

Smh at that top 3. I remember when I was sick and tired of Sagitario and Fernoca commenting at every guy there and FallingEdge posting the same picture of himself every other day but damn they had nothing on these three idiots. At least Trab figured out the perfect way to make sure she'll never get banned for anything, at least not as long as ThoseCuteCutes ( :yuck ) is a mod. Fuck me for being curious to see how embarrassingly that simpery will end for him.
I'm glad to see I'm not on that list.
Welcome to the bore.

Yes, Mutes has ruined every mega thread he has started posting him.
I've seen him posting in the german thread, orbiting around trab, and the fucker doesn't even speak german.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 11:17:00 PM by Beefcutletsonsale »
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the gap between top 3 and everyone else is pretty remarkable.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=522084
amused by this, vivisection of a penis and c-section = okey dokey

baby droppin out of a pussy = oh gawd gross
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That ROM hack thread is basically "what is wrong with GAF : the thread" - a collection of half wits tripping over themselves to make something out of nothing.

It's a tile hack - it's a "nice story" END OF THREAD thread - but no... This isn't just Carnival Of Stupid - it's international 5 day Mardi Gras beach moron pile on of muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg

O=X

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who is trab?

Like you could have missed people talking about her in the previous thread. Anyway it's a chick with way too much mascara and a little duckface going on.

Yes, Mutes has ruined every mega thread he has started posting him.
I've seen him posting in the german thread, orbiting around trab, and the fucker doesn't even speak german.

Haahahahaaha damn. I've seen them mention the german thread in the post your pic chatroom thread but I didn't think he was actually posting there  :snoop

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BlueTsunami on the list  :orly

who is trab?
Some cute German girl that most guy gaffers want to put their wienerschnitzel in.

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The "post new pics of yourself" thread is such a goddamn wankfest but y'all knew it already. Page after page of that Trab chick and her dick satellites and their cutesy non-funny nerdflirting, jesus christ get an irc channel already. I could stand it for the first month or so but now it's just too sad. Anybody notice this:

(Image removed from quote.)

Smh at that top 3. I remember when I was sick and tired of Sagitario and Fernoca commenting at every guy there and FallingEdge posting the same picture of himself every other day but damn they had nothing on these three idiots. At least Trab figured out the perfect way to make sure she'll never get banned for anything, at least not as long as ThoseCuteCutes ( :yuck ) is a mod. Fuck me for being curious to see how embarrassingly that simpery will end for him.

Dude I said this a while ago. It's basically a chatroom at this point. For every pic now there's like 25 some odd posts about nothing.

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gonna need a pick of trab
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I just realized she either has a weird shirt on or she's wearing two bras.

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Brb, gonna go simping.

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Mutes is still publicly simping on her? isn't he married w/ kids or something?
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Atramental

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Mutes is married?

That doesn't sound right.

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lmao mutes isn't married. Dude is always talking about how lonely he is and how few women are in his field/job.

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 :lol

mutes married?

no, you're thinking of that ninja guy
he goes simping on every single lady on gaf, and is married.
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Shadow Mod

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:lol

mutes married?

no, you're thinking of that ninja guy
he goes simping on every single lady on gaf, and is married.

Wait hold up, ninjaboi is married? Receipts please.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 12:28:20 AM by Needs More Cowbell »

Atramental

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There's no way in hell ninjaboi is married.

The dude even admitted he was an overweight 30 year man child.

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30? I can't.  :-\

Atramental

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Or maybe it was 28.

Still, no grown ass man should be acting like that. On the internet or in real life.

It ain't right.

Shadow Mod

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I thought he was like 19 or something. Still kind of old for the shit but not late 20s =/.

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You know, every single day I get up and THANK GOD that the average age of The Bore is about 45 or something. Reading GAF with its average age of about 15 [or just people who act that age] is an exercise in soul torture.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 01:07:42 AM by Great Rumbler »
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Atramental

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Yeah, her mascara is a mess.

2/10 would not bang.

Shadow Mod

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:rofl what the fuck at all that mascara

Super clumpy. Either cheap stuff or she's not applying it right.

I'm not a fan of mascara in general though. It's a pain in the ass and the pay off (at least for me) isn't that good. I'd rather just use an eyelash curler and that's that.

Phoenix Dark

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I can't tell, I'm no expert on that shit. Looks like regular facebook makeup levels to me

she's too basic for me
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You'd all bang her still, even devo
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You'd all bang her still, even devo

She's cute but creep/simpgaf is all over that already.

Phoenix Dark

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Of course I would, but she'd have to wear a paper bag over her head. Ain't nobody got time for that
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I would bang that girl so hard. I'd even hate fuck Devo. I'm just really fucking horny right now..
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