Author Topic: Summer is the worst season (Read 9168 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #60 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:03:12 PM »

Fuck this hot earth.

chronovore · « **Reply #61 on:** June 28, 2013, 06:29:05 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 27, 2013, 08:44:22 PM

It pretty much jumped from shitty freezing winter to insanely humid summer here. I wanted a spring

Yeah, felt like we went skipping past spring in Osaka as well. Japan is also supposed to have a "rainy season" between spring and summer, but it has only rained a couple of days, and the rest of it has been hot.

StealthFan · « **Reply #62 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:31:51 PM »

So we got bad fuses where I rent a room so if two people are using their AC full blast and someone uses the microwave that shit pops. I fucking woke up today in stifling heat because it popped while I was in luscious slumber

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #63 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:33:47 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 28, 2013, 04:28:57 PM

FML

(Image removed from quote.)

TOMORROW IS THE PRIDE FESTIVAL

NO

NO

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Being surrounded by hundreds/thousands of people in that heat?

I'm going at night, but then the traffic

ONE HUNDRED AND SIX

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #64 on:** June 28, 2013, 08:02:30 PM »

April is the cruelest month.

No. That's wrong TSE, every month is cruel when you're in a relationship, when their lady parts lactate blood, you need to be careful with all that you say.

Months be like everchanging bitches humours.

Robo · « **Reply #65 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:45:17 PM »

I agree with drew. Get yer shit together and enjoy life, fatties.

Rufus · « **Reply #66 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:54:03 PM »

If I could load some of these sweat glands off on you that'd be great.

Robo · « **Reply #67 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:07:09 PM »

Maybe if you had less skin enveloping your disgusting fat body, you wouldn't have so many sweat glands. Think on it!

Rufus · « **Reply #68 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:10:24 PM »

But I'm not even fat, you dingus.

demi · « **Reply #69 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:12:51 PM »

You should be, though. Then you'd have to hang out shirtless by the pool. Mmm.

Himu · « **Reply #70 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on June 28, 2013, 10:54:03 PM

If I could load some of these sweat glands off on you that'd be great.

You would be hotter if you had less sweat glands, you realize this right?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #71 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:18:49 PM »

i'm not overweight, but i can't take the heat

i can run around in 30 degree weather in short sleeves, but anything over 85 turns me into a puddle

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #72 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 28, 2013, 04:27:25 PM

It's 70 now but only because of severe thunderstorms and hail. THe NWS just said we could see hail up to 1 inch in size.

My car is white. I don't want it to look like Epcot.

Rufus · « **Reply #73 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 28, 2013, 11:17:14 PM

Quote from: Rufus on June 28, 2013, 10:54:03 PM
If I could load some of these sweat glands off on you that'd be great.

You would be hotter if you had less sweat glands, you realize this right?

Yeah, but less sticky all the time. Maybe dead as well, but I'll take the gamble.

Snake · « **Reply #74 on:** June 29, 2013, 06:57:01 PM »

We're supposed to be amidst a heat wave on the west coast, but it's a breezy 69 in my bay area home. Barbecues every evening from now until the 4th.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #75 on:** June 29, 2013, 07:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Robo on June 28, 2013, 10:45:17 PM

I agree with drew.

just sit back and think about this for awhile

Atramental · « **Reply #76 on:** June 29, 2013, 08:43:15 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #77 on:** June 29, 2013, 10:50:16 PM »

Yeah, it's either 90 degrees Fahrenheit here or torrential downpours basically. Not a big fan of either of those things. On the plus side lots of ladies are wandering around with not a whole lot on.

StealthFan · « **Reply #78 on:** June 30, 2013, 01:17:46 AM »

Just walked to Tommy's because Walgreens ice cream is too fucking expensive. It's still hot and humid here. So gross.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #79 on:** June 30, 2013, 04:14:57 AM »

Glad I left the US when I did, back to winter and 50-55 degree days

Himu · « **Reply #80 on:** July 01, 2013, 10:53:56 AM »

Yesterday I grilled chicken and sausage on the pit.

Summer still sucks tho

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #81 on:** July 01, 2013, 11:12:35 AM »

yesterday i sat in my dark room and played video games. at around 5 or so i ate a fruit salad.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #82 on:** July 01, 2013, 11:51:23 AM »

Yesterday I made crock pot chili while enjoying the wonders of air conditioning, the way Jesus intended

FUCK SUMMER

Positive Touch · « **Reply #83 on:** July 01, 2013, 11:53:55 AM »

i was out all weekend and ate bbq for damn near every single meal

<--FATSO

Himu · « **Reply #84 on:** July 01, 2013, 11:54:58 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 01, 2013, 11:53:55 AM

i was out all weekend and ate bbq for damn near every single meal

<--FATSO

You'd love Tejas.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #85 on:** July 01, 2013, 11:55:04 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 01, 2013, 11:53:55 AM

i was out all weekend and ate bbq for damn near every single meal

<--FATSO

This morning I exhibited the worst part of long summer vacations.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #86 on:** July 01, 2013, 11:57:07 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 01, 2013, 11:54:58 AM

You'd love Tejas.

i really shoulda taken a road trip thru the south when i was younger and had super metabolism

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #87 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:07:33 PM »

Seattle 91
Omaha 84

WTF

Positive Touch · « **Reply #88 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:11:28 PM »

i just ate the leftovers. oh god it hurts

avert your eyes, children

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #89 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:50:54 PM »

July 12th, save the date. I'm dragging everyone. Even serial rapist Steve.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #90 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:56:18 PM »

Noooooo~

If we miss that date they won't be back until mid August.

tiesto · « **Reply #91 on:** July 01, 2013, 06:30:19 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 01, 2013, 11:12:35 AM

yesterday i sat in my dark room and played video games. at around 5 or so i ate a fruit salad.

Knowing Buffalo, it was probably snowing there anyways

Himu · « **Reply #92 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:15:42 PM »

Holy shit, my dog was barking at and growling at a brown (green? it's night) snake in the backyard patio. It is 91 degrees outside and it's night. I HATE SUMMER.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #93 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:19:12 PM »

After playing through Persona 3 I absolutely agree with the title.

Himu · « **Reply #94 on:** July 11, 2013, 11:26:55 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #95 on:** July 12, 2013, 01:42:06 AM »

I admit I'm jelly.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #96 on:** July 12, 2013, 07:57:31 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on July 12, 2013, 01:07:17 AM

Going boating tomorrow fuck this thread in the ass

You gonna fuck that boat in the ass. Don't lie.

Eric P · « **Reply #97 on:** July 15, 2013, 01:36:23 PM »

do the right thing weather right here

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #98 on:** July 15, 2013, 01:56:18 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #99 on:** July 15, 2013, 01:59:54 PM »

75 degrees, breezy, windows open, beer being drunk, zero fucks being given

chronovore · « **Reply #100 on:** July 15, 2013, 05:48:23 PM »

It's looking to be a decent day today.

Last few days I've woken up early because it's already too hot. Oh, also cicadas are now going off like alarms.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #101 on:** July 15, 2013, 09:06:52 PM »

I fucking hate winter so much that I'll take a 110+ heat index day over a single bit of winter weather any day

chronovore · « **Reply #102 on:** July 15, 2013, 09:22:52 PM »

In winter, I can always put on more clothes. Put on long underwear, sweaters -- not a problem.

In summer, there's only so much I can take off; once I get down to skin, I have to start tearing off strips of flesh and meat.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #103 on:** July 15, 2013, 09:26:43 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 15, 2013, 09:06:52 PM

I fucking hate winter so much that I'll take a 110+ heat index day over a single bit of winter weather any day

Gross.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #104 on:** July 15, 2013, 09:38:46 PM »

basting in your own juices

Beezy · « **Reply #105 on:** July 15, 2013, 10:59:10 PM »

I hate how winter dries out my skin.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #106 on:** July 16, 2013, 12:40:23 AM »

Today was actually a nice day. For once. It'll be back to the blast furnace soon enough, though.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #107 on:** July 16, 2013, 03:05:31 AM »

Best summer in Ireland since 2006

Huff · « **Reply #108 on:** July 16, 2013, 08:41:47 AM »

I was liking summer a whole lot more before I picked up a new job and am working fulltime plus. This is my last summer off :'(

assuming i decide i don't need another degree in the future

Polari · « **Reply #109 on:** July 16, 2013, 12:33:22 PM »

SO HOT IN LONDON RIGHT NOW.

Like damn.

The problem here is none of the houses have air conditioning (because it's fucking freezing 90% of the time), and they're all packed in so close you just swelter. I'm sitting with a fan like two inches from my face and I'm still dying.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #110 on:** July 16, 2013, 12:36:06 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 01, 2013, 12:50:54 PM

July 12th, save the date. I'm dragging everyone. Even serial rapist Steve.

I just saw this post. What was going on July 12th?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #111 on:** July 16, 2013, 12:40:44 PM »

central air con finally turned on in my home

fuck a summer

chronovore · « **Reply #112 on:** July 16, 2013, 07:08:58 PM »

Woke up at 7AM, sweating, even though I sleep on top of the covers.

Rufus · « **Reply #113 on:** July 16, 2013, 07:16:03 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 16, 2013, 07:08:58 PM

Woke up at 7AM, sweating, even though I sleep on top of the covers.

Try putting your legs on a wet/damp towel.

chronovore · « **Reply #114 on:** July 16, 2013, 08:15:55 PM »

I might do. I'll have to buy protective sheets for the bed first, though.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #115 on:** July 16, 2013, 08:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on July 16, 2013, 12:36:06 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 01, 2013, 12:50:54 PM
July 12th, save the date. I'm dragging everyone. Even serial rapist Steve.

I just saw this post. What was going on July 12th?

too late. you'll never know

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #116 on:** July 16, 2013, 09:30:29 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 16, 2013, 08:55:32 PM

too late. you'll never know

Quote from: Eschaton on July 16, 2013, 09:02:39 PM

we broke Opiate's kneecaps with crowbars and then peed on his wife

Not that I think you care, but just for absolute accuracy, it's "Opiate's girlfriend," not "Opiate's wife." If you really feel compelled to pee on a GAF mod's wife, you can pee on my wife, though I'd prefer not getting beaten with a crowbar.

lennedsay · « **Reply #117 on:** July 17, 2013, 02:13:56 AM »

It's so damn cold in my work that I have to wear long sleeves/sweaters, pants and thick socks. I get to work before it gets hot and jump in a cool car when I leave, so I'm constantly in the "it's cold" mindset.

I had to stand outside for 10 minutes today and I seriously almost projectiled all over my parents. "I dunno whats wrong I just dun feel good." Got in the car and it was reading 97 in the shade.

chronovore · « **Reply #118 on:** July 17, 2013, 04:17:24 AM »

Took my son to the public pool today, played in the water for over two hours. Pretty nice!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #119 on:** July 17, 2013, 09:28:18 AM »

There are 7 public pools in the county. 1 is open for use. The rest have been closed for over a decade now.

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Author Topic: Summer is the worst season (Read 9168 times)