Author Topic: here's what you missed from the vma's this year (Read 9326 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** August 25, 2013, 11:41:41 PM »

this chick is...ugh

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2013, 11:44:41 PM »

what are we supposed to be looking at here, breh?

StealthFan · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2013, 11:45:20 PM »

White girl with no ass trying to be ratchet. It's so demonic, friends

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:03:32 AM »

the audience reactions are gonna give us some great new emoticons

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:04:53 AM »

Is that a vestigial tail

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:05:28 AM »

VMAs were pure piff this year. I was slayed. Multiple times. Just flat out #mess

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:05:45 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 26, 2013, 12:03:32 AM

the audience reactions are gonna give us some great new emoticons

.gifs are already up, get on it papangus

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-weirdest-and-craziest-moments-from-miley-cyrus-vma-pe

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:07:51 AM »

With shorts that tight, she gone give herself the clap

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:09:15 AM »

You can take a woman out of the trailer park but you can't get the trailer park out of the woman.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:19:31 AM »

Somebody needs a career intervention

tehjaybo · « **Reply #10 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:21:16 AM »

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on August 25, 2013, 11:45:20 PM

White girl with no ass trying to be ratchet.

Goddamnit I've been seeing this everywhere lately. What the good hell does that even mean.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:21:41 AM »

BrandNew watches the VMAs for the performances

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:25:55 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on August 26, 2013, 12:21:16 AM

Quote from: Commander Cosby Cock on August 25, 2013, 11:45:20 PM
White girl with no ass trying to be ratchet.

Goddamnit I've been seeing this everywhere lately. What the good hell does that even mean.

Ghetto.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #13 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:27:06 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:27:21 AM »

Is that Miley Cyrus?

obligatory

tehjaybo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:30:57 AM »

Why can't we all just say ghetto?

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:33:14 AM »

Because white people took 'ghetto' a long time ago so we had to make a new word.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #17 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:36:14 AM »

I thought we were more white trash. Or is that just the redneck folk? Hell, I'm from Kentucky. I don't know what's what.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #18 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:37:37 AM »

Even miley's ass is tired of her bullshit that's why it's frowning.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:50:05 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2013, 01:36:20 AM »

https://vine.co/v/hiBx5Z1ll3Z

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2013, 01:38:14 AM »

http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ms4ashGLmI1s7m4k0.mp4#_=_

Diunx · « **Reply #22 on:** August 26, 2013, 01:41:04 AM »

lol bramdnew made a trhead about the vmas fucking cigarro.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** August 26, 2013, 01:54:55 AM »

"Rocky you still want me to re-braid your hair?"

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** August 26, 2013, 01:56:19 AM »

I just love Collins' face in that entire exchange

Positive Touch · « **Reply #25 on:** August 26, 2013, 01:58:23 AM »

ADD THAT EMOTE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:01:09 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 26, 2013, 12:05:28 AM

VMAs were pure piff this year. I slayed. Multiple times. Just flat out #mess
:himu

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #27 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:05:04 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:10:58 AM »

Can we PLEASE please talk about will smith's son and how he puts on the I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ACT as soon as he's on camera

why does he do this

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:19:25 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2013, 02:01:09 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 26, 2013, 12:05:28 AM

VMAs were pure piff this year. I slayed. Multiple times. Just flat out #mess
:himu

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:33:19 AM »

would lick the sweat off that latex ass haters be damned

Your Stalker · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:44:12 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:46:57 AM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on August 26, 2013, 02:44:12 AM

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Sad Drake is best Drake

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:47:36 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:57:18 AM »

Nah Jaden and his ugly ass sister are just spoiled brats with little talent who have been handed opportunities. Both are trying their hardest to be mainstream hipsters, and failing.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** August 26, 2013, 03:01:16 AM »

Fuck off, Karate Kid was legit. Had better fight choreography than the original Karate Kid, Jaden could kick Ralph Macchio's ass, hater.

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** August 26, 2013, 03:09:25 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78342753&postcount=4314

"Where was Azealia Banks...she's from Brooklyn. Probably selling incense just a few blocks away."

nudemacusers · « **Reply #37 on:** August 26, 2013, 03:11:38 AM »

I just realized I turn 30 in a little under two months.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #38 on:** August 26, 2013, 03:35:19 AM »

Holy fuck I couldnt even watch the whole Miley thing cause it's so embarassing, like those horrible candidates on X Factor.

Polari · « **Reply #39 on:** August 26, 2013, 06:38:47 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 26, 2013, 12:33:14 AM

Because white people took 'ghetto' a long time ago so we had to make a new word.

Now you know how the jews feel

Reb · « **Reply #40 on:** August 26, 2013, 08:13:14 AM »

I missed nothing.

headwalk · « **Reply #41 on:** August 26, 2013, 08:24:56 AM »

i need some one sheet character guide to this show. it looks awful.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #42 on:** August 26, 2013, 08:26:53 AM »

I didn't know Lady Gaga had a body like that

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** August 26, 2013, 09:50:44 AM »

I gladly watched a meaningless preseason football game instead.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44 on:** August 26, 2013, 09:58:13 AM »

I wouldn't say I missed the VMAs...

Momo · « **Reply #45 on:** August 26, 2013, 10:26:52 AM »

these gifs are slaying me

Robo · « **Reply #46 on:** August 26, 2013, 10:42:51 AM »

I didn't miss anything; I got the full play-by-play on my Facebook newsfeed. Thanks, Himuro!

demi · « **Reply #47 on:** August 26, 2013, 10:46:52 AM »

I got one of those too on my Facebook, not by Himuro. Must be a LGBT thing.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48 on:** August 26, 2013, 11:26:16 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 26, 2013, 10:46:52 AM

I got one of those too on my Facebook, not by Himuro. Must be a LGBT thing.

Maybe just a bad taste thing.

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** August 26, 2013, 12:21:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 26, 2013, 11:26:16 AM

Quote from: demi on August 26, 2013, 10:46:52 AM
I got one of those too on my Facebook, not by Himuro. Must be a LGBT thing.

Maybe just a bad taste thing.

Don't assume anyone takes this seriously.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #50 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:01:23 PM »

Have any older white folks acted significantly appalled to warrant attention? Has Dr. Phil offered his take on this spectacle yet?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #51 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:03:34 PM »

According to the article I read on CNN:

Quote

Billboard's Editorial Director, Bill Werde, thinks Cyrus' show was right on target with the direction she's taking her brand -- she is, after all, no longer the teen Disney star she once was.
"Guys, Miley Cyrus is an all-star hot mess for a hot mess pop moment," Werde tweeted. "She doesn't care what u think & that's her brand. & she just delivered."

QED, I guess.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:05:34 PM »

Called it. VMAs went for MESS this year.

I already know that guy Bill Werde is gay just reading that sentence.

the fuckery

Steve Contra · « **Reply #53 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:06:19 PM »

Quote

"She doesn't care what u think & that's her brand. & she just delivered."

/
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Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 26, 2013, 02:05:34 PM

Called it. VMAs went for MESS this year.

I already know that guy Bill Werde is gay just reading that sentence. the fuckery

He's writing about pop music news. Of course he's gay!

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:14:15 PM »

I need to watch this shit drunk next year

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:15:55 PM »

http://www.vulture.com/2013/08/jody-rosen-miley-cyrus-vmas-minstrel.html

reminds me of when black people got upset that Eminem *gasp* disrespected black women with the b word. Which is apparently only a major offense when done by a white person.

and in Miley's case no it isn't good for business. She's killing her long term popularity by turning off a lot of her previous white audience. In fact fuck it, I'll just post it again.

Himu · « **Reply #57 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:19:01 PM »

but her white audience is mostly made up of twee white girls and twee white girls love that ratchet rap and twerking. they'll eat that shit up. Miley will be the queen of ratchet and we all know those girls need a queen.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:29:33 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 26, 2013, 02:19:01 PM

but her white audience is mostly made up of twee white girls and twee white girls love that ratchet rap and twerking.

This is true.

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** August 26, 2013, 02:31:58 PM »

True, true. But meanwhile, she has the number one song on itunes. So maybe there's room for both Riri and Miley Cumslut. Also, never underestimate white peoples love for white pop artists, especially in this modern era where people herald fucking Macklemore just cuz he's white. People can and will do the same with Miley, citing she's "refreshing".

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Author Topic: here's what you missed from the vma's this year (Read 9326 times)