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So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« on: September 24, 2013, 11:57:01 PM »
Like mixing peanut butter with chocolate? Anyways, the first haunted house is Shocktoberfest Pennsylvania's "Naked and Scared Challenge", where you get to go through a haunted house. Naked.

http://www.shocktoberfest.com/attractions/#naked
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Naked and Scared Challenge

Think you’re brave? Experience The Unknown haunted house with ZERO protection! We dare you to take the Naked and Scared Challenge only at Shocktoberfest!

Inspired by the hit show “Naked and Afraid” on the Discovery channel, Shocktoberfest has created The Naked and Scared Challenge to test your fears and phobias on a whole new level. For the first time ever you can now experience the Unknown Haunted House totally naked! See if you have Gymnophobia- the fear of being nude. Naked and Scared tickets are limited. Online ticket purchase recommended.

Procedure and Disclaimer

Procedure: The Naked and Scared Challenge allows participants to go through the Unknown Haunted House Nude or Prude (either totally nude or with underwear). It takes place at the end of the night after all customers have gone through the attraction. Participants must be 18 years of age or older and must sign a waiver. Participants undress in a semi-private preshow building, experience the Unknown Haunted House, and then exist into a semi-private fenced courtyard where they will get dressed. Participants are never in view of minors or non-participating customers. Naked and Scared Challenge is not offered on Sundays.

Disclaimer: Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.
*Please note there is an additional cleaning charge if we scare the p*ss out of you!

The next one, The NYC Blackout Haunted House, you don't get to walk through naked, but the performers are at times. Apparently it is radically different each year, but here is a scene that happened in last year's version:

http://io9.com/5948758/i-paid-strangers-50-to-tie-me-up-and-scare-the-shit-out-of-me
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Looking down I saw an X, and stood on it. At this point I was getting really good at doing what I was told. There's a dirty mattress on the floor, a bright florescent light (doing the obligatory flickering int he corner) and the floor is just covered in shoes and condoms. Shoes and condoms as far as the eye can see. There are so many condoms and shoes it takes me a while to realize there's a dead naked girl on her back on top of the ratty mattress. And the dead naked girl takes my attention away from the NAKED MAN STANDING IN THE CORNER.

Hunched over like someone just kicked him in the nuts stood the skinniest creature I have ever seen. He was the one who told me to stand on the X, he was naked, and he was turning around to reveal his Full Dong. FULL DONG. OUT. Just totally right out there. Then he started walking towards me.

Sounds like fun to me! I love this time of year.  :phil
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2013, 11:59:15 PM »
Huh.
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2013, 12:38:01 AM »
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Inspired by the hit show “Naked and Afraid” on the Discovery channel

First time in years I've missed cable :tocry
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2013, 08:35:51 AM »
I found out in LA there is a culture of underground DIY haunted houses called Haints

http://diyhaunts.com/

i'm kind of jealous.  the NY ones are these huge slick productions which don't really interest me
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 09:37:19 AM »
this will not end well...

Who will protect you from the RAPE!
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2013, 10:48:08 AM »
this will not end well...

Who will protect you from the RAPE!

Assuming you want to be protected.  :tauntaun
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2013, 11:06:57 AM »
Everyone who comes over to my place eventually gets naked and afraid.
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2013, 11:40:16 AM »
It's better to be the worker than the participant.

All those penises :drool
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Re: So combining haunted houses with nudity is apparently a thing now
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2013, 01:39:20 PM »
Penises? you sound like a homesexual demi.
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