I once did a holy triology..
I was siting on the shitter taking a shit, and you know that pause where you have to pee once in a while?? well I was in that pause and I was peeing while anticipating my shit and just then I had the overwhelming urge to sneeze... that is the last time I ever do that, for in one single period of time the following happened (i'm talking les than 1/2 of a second). I sneezed, at that exact same time I accomplished 2 other deeds, I pissed extremely hard and I shat out my extra excrement all at the same time, hence the holy triology.