Author Topic: so when does this forum get cool (aka Keep Forum Bitching in Here) (Read 16246 times)

Nick · « **Reply #60 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:24:58 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2006, 06:53:06 PM

You can call me a dumbfuck,

Dumbfuck.

TVC15 · « **Reply #61 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:25:58 PM »

In light of Clerks 2, are we still considering porchmonkey as a racial slur?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #62 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:27:15 PM »

I'd love to be a porch monkey. If it wasn't raining, I'd be one right now.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #63 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:28:07 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 07:23:18 PM

You can make personal attacks as long as they're relevant to the matter at hand. On the other hand, I imagine that if you start pursuing someone -- like, say, Jotaro -- across multiple threads and turning each conversation into a discussion about him you'll find your mouth pressed to moderator ass real quick-like.

Okay, but you're providing a lot of material. I don't want to attack somebody's vanity, I want to attackt they're pride. I'll try though.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #64 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:29:55 PM »

Last I checked, vanity *is* pride. If this is the caliber of attack we'll be seeing from you -- ill-conceived and humorless -- then you're not gonna be long for this business.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #65 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:30:23 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 07:23:50 PM

I want the OA smilies. We MUST have hippolol. MUST.

I hate hippolol.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #66 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:31:18 PM »

Whats wrong with hippolol?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:31:48 PM »

CG: Fuck you, sugar tits. Hippolol is sublime. It's the Internet codified in under 90K.

demi · « **Reply #68 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:32:27 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on July 30, 2006, 07:30:23 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 07:23:50 PM
I want the OA smilies. We MUST have hippolol. MUST.
I hate hippolol.

fuck what you think, biatch, go make willco some cereal

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #69 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:33:29 PM »

rah demi hell yeah

let's oil up and share some sausage

turbos · « **Reply #70 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:33:41 PM »

sman + turbos =

only emoticon anyone ever needs

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:35:04 PM »

Hahaha (this is real laughter here!)

demi · « **Reply #72 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 07:33:29 PM

rah demi hell yeah

let's oil up and share some sausage

brawndolicious · « **Reply #73 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:49:04 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 07:29:55 PM

Last I checked, vanity *is* pride. If this is the caliber of attack we'll be seeing from you -- ill-conceived and humorless -- then you're not gonna be long for this business.

People feel vanity without accomplishing something and feel pride after accomplishing something. Even for an asshole you bitch a lot.

Mondain · « **Reply #74 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:50:28 PM »

The creepiest smilie is the smiling face, because people on forums are rarely candidly happy when they use it. It does not feel natural.

Like I remember Gigmonger and Hans using it to freak people out... lol

Not Sure · « **Reply #75 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 07:23:50 PM

I want the OA smilies. We MUST have hippolol. MUST.

You like something I created? :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #76 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:02:02 PM »

luciverse... want to create a variant for us?

Not Sure · « **Reply #77 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:04:48 PM »

Variant? I did not draw it. I found it on the cover of an obsure christmas album.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #78 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:11:37 PM »

How about a resized version then! The people demand it!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #79 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:41:44 PM »

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vanity

Quote

Excessive pride in one's appearance or accomplishments; conceit.

:hippolol

brawndolicious · « **Reply #80 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 08:41:44 PM

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vanity

Quote
Excessive pride in one's appearance or accomplishments; conceit.

:hippolol

Okay. Do you think that's what I meant?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #81 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:47:27 PM »

I don't want to have anyone violate any evilbore ToS rules, so please, be gentle - but why the mass exodus of beloved GAffer personalities to this place?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #82 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:51:44 PM »

am nintenho, I have no idea what you meant -- I'm assuming that English is your nth (where n is a sufficiently large integer) language and that you're actually talking about some potato dish or the best way to shove a whole bag of crack rock up your anus. I'm just rollin' with the flow, duder.

Cornelius, my man, we came here for the same reason you fled squealing to Opa-Age(s) back in the day -- we all either got banned or were frustrated with the moderation (or both) at That Other Forum. Is this some sort of Opa-style rhetorical question, or are you setting us up for one of your patented meta-rants about internet hypocrisy again?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #83 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:52:14 PM »

Holy fuck, four posts in and I'm already getting my threads moved? Thanks but no thanks. Have fun in your little sandbox, and please, demi, spend as much time here as possible and not at OA

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #84 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:54:05 PM »

Don't leave; we're supposed to be pals. :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #85 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:54:41 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 08:51:44 PM

am nintenho, I have no idea what you meant -- I'm assuming that English is your nth (where n is a sufficiently large integer) language and that you're actually talking about some potato dish or the best way to shove a whole bag of crack rock up your anus. I'm just rollin' with the flow, duder.

You have no idea what I'm talking about even though I explained my definitions to you? See why I want to make personal attacks brainfart?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #86 on:** July 30, 2006, 08:58:15 PM »

People also apparently feel vanity after accomplishing something, according to the dictionary. But who are we to let definitions get in the way of our dumbfuckery? Far be it from me to stop the uneducated from pushing the snowball of illiteracy through our little Internet sewage pit.

etiolate · « **Reply #87 on:** July 30, 2006, 09:10:03 PM »

I suggest a Mel Gibson sugar tits smiley.

demi · « **Reply #88 on:** July 30, 2006, 09:13:04 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 30, 2006, 08:52:14 PM

Holy fuck, four posts in and I'm already getting my threads moved? Thanks but no thanks. Have fun in your little sandbox, and please, demi, spend as much time here as possible and not at OA

you complain everywhere you go, wah wah wah, soooo i'll do the best thing and make you complain more

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #89 on:** July 30, 2006, 09:22:30 PM »

BTW, hicks, you can turn on "quick reply" by going into your profile, clicking on "Look and Layout Preferences" and turning it on.

Error Macro · « **Reply #90 on:** July 30, 2006, 09:40:29 PM »

I'm liking this place. Seems that it's off to a good start, and I really hope that it becomes successful.

Sorry my post has a distinct lack of bitching, but I didn't see a praise thread.

[edit] Haha, thanks for the tag, Willco.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #91 on:** July 30, 2006, 09:43:38 PM »

I am honestly going to try and keep modding as hands off as possible, aside from any obvious pushes against our rules.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #92 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:16:28 PM »

Also, FYI, we're working on a front end that should be neat and smilies will be fixed this week. And Drinky discovered that, which shows you how new we are at the software.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #93 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:19:43 PM »

Well this should be an interesting place to come to thats for sure. And all my favorite people are here so yeah its all good in the hood.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #94 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:34:30 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 08:58:15 PM

People also apparently feel vanity after accomplishing something, according to the dictionary. But who are we to let definitions get in the way of our dumbfuckery? Far be it from me to stop the uneducated from pushing the snowball of illiteracy through our little Internet sewage pit.

Obviously I didin't know that. I thought vanity was just a parnoia of nothing. Who are you trying to win anything for? This is a stupid bitching. Have you no shame? I'm some crack rock shoving teenboy and you try insulting me instead of giving a response on any normal plane?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #95 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:36:29 PM »

I thought you dug the personal attacks?

rooter · « **Reply #96 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:40:29 PM »

1) Ban Jotaro.

2) Will this be just like GAF where Drinky says whatever he wants and blatantly violates the rules and then bans anybody who speaks against him?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #97 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:43:04 PM »

I banned a total of four people when I was a moderator at GAF, not one of which was an Opa-Ages regular. I banned for racism and thread-spanning personal vendettas.

Admittedly, I set a fuckload of you doofuses up to respond with the sort of shit I knew set off the other mods, but hey: you knew the rules! Don't be so fuckin' predictable and we'll get along peaches.

Jotaro rocks. He's a sly dog and he rules Opa-Ages with his sarcastical(sp) wit.

ALSO I AM NOT A MOD HERE NOR SHALL I EVER BE

brawndolicious · « **Reply #98 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:43:38 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 10:36:29 PM

I thought you dug the personal attacks?

Yeah, if the person pisses you off and you're sure he's said something stupid.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #99 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:47:40 PM »

Quote from: White Man on July 30, 2006, 07:25:58 PM

In light of Clerks 2, are we still considering porchmonkey as a racial slur?

Yeah, WTF is with that? I've been using the term for years.... I guess that explains the odd looks $:-\$

cloudwalking · « **Reply #100 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on July 30, 2006, 09:22:30 PM

BTW, hicks, you can turn on "quick reply" by going into your profile, clicking on "Look and Layout Preferences" and turning it on.

Thanks Drinky, I'm going to add this to the FAQ.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #101 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:49:11 PM »

Rooter:

1.) I will not ban jotaro, he has done nothing wrong. Him being here isnt luck, he was allowed in.

2.) Right now I am one of the few mods here, and you can even call me a dumbfuck or whatever. I dont require you to agree with me, just fucking shut up if you cant get your way.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #102 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:52:11 PM »

MrAngryFace is a dumb fuck.

ImsorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #103 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:55:07 PM »

lulz you motherfucker, lulz

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #104 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:56:56 PM »

But honestly if the moderation is kept to an agreeable minimum this could be the greatest forum in the history of the internets...

ButwhoamIkidding? :'(

Mondain · « **Reply #105 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:58:22 PM »

I fucking died for your sins and stood multiple lapidations while carrying your cross, and then rose with an incandescent aureole as a result. Now it's the motherfucking judgment day for all the heathens.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #106 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:59:28 PM »

Shake: Trust me man, im REALLY lazy about moderation

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #107 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:01:11 PM »

Shake, if you have a problem about moderators, then look at our ToS. We allow you to elect new ones if need be every year. That's pretty fair.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #108 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:01:52 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2006, 10:59:28 PM

Shake: Trust me man, im REALLY lazy about moderation

*dances*

Laziness doesn't even matter, its just when you've got some assholes who think because they have moderation powers they have to run the forum like its Nazi-fucking-Germany.

I think you know what I'm talking about

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #109 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:03:46 PM »

Oh, I went through that phase a long time ago, but it wasnt so much Nazi Germany as it was umm...that scene from Rambo III where the guy gets blown up with the exploding arrow

Additionally, I wont be giving people reasons to elect a new MAF next year :p

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #110 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:05:45 PM »

MAF WILL WASH YOUR WINDOWS
MAF WILL DO YOUR HOMEWORK
MAF WILL KISS BABIES
MAF WILL COOK YOU DINNER
MAF WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE
MAF WILL LOWER TAXES

VOTE FOR MAF!!!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #111 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:08:10 PM »

Dude, I cant even cook ME dinner.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #112 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:09:21 PM »

Just order out.

I just ordered some Chinese and it was CRAZY DELICIOUS... and only $8.00!

Error Macro · « **Reply #113 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:10:16 PM »

I already posted this on OA, but I really think this place has potential.

cool as ice administration = check

fairly lenient rules = check

some of the best posters from GA and OA = check

At least OA and Evilbore can co-exist, for me anyway.

So, is that neo-whatever place dead yet?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #114 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:11:15 PM »

Well, before elections, the forum votes for an extension or not and I doubt anyone will shoot down MAF. And besides, if he is forced to run against someone, MAF will continue to be a vocal, central person to the forum and have a special spot on the footsteps of the heavens.

I'm not going to put his avatar on fucking mugs to pay for my Steam account and ban him, that's for sure.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #115 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:11:48 PM »

Unfortunately NeoGAF has fallen off of the map in terms of entertainment value. I don't check the gaming forums, but I hear they've gone to shit too.

What a shame $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #116 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:13:00 PM »

Well as long as you dont ban me then use me to hock merchandise I can live with everything else.

Error: I recognize OA is doing its own thing, just like we are, and I dont feel like wasting energy attacking the sentient monster that is GAF. A fool is a man who thinks he runs that place.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #117 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:15:09 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2006, 11:13:00 PM

Well as long as you dont ban me then use me to hock merchandise I can live with everything else.

I've wanted to buy the MAF shirt for so long, but have refused to give money to those savages.

Of course, to WasabiKing that's called cheap and allows for my handle/tag to be changed without my knowledge. That's an abuse of power if I've ever seen one!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #118 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:16:50 PM »

Hey, Wasabi's good people.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #119 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:18:17 PM »

Yeah, Wasabi is good peoples.

If he could harness his amazing powers for good, instead of evil. He is like Darth Vader. He is bound to throw that Emperor sonofabitch down the storm drain one day.

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Author Topic: so when does this forum get cool (aka Keep Forum Bitching in Here) (Read 16246 times)

Nick