Author Topic: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel (Read 1474 times)

Himu · « **on:** October 15, 2013, 09:01:57 PM »

How long will I have electricity? Will The Voice still be on? Should I move to the country or try to find a shelter? Is anyone willing to buy sexual services from me?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:03:04 PM »

Have you seen This is the End yet? Basically, your best bet is to be Danny McBride's love gimp.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:07:02 PM »

You should probably gather up your best buds and raid the local Wal-Mart now to make sure that you're prepared for Thursday morning's apocalypse.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 15, 2013, 09:07:02 PM

You should probably gather up your best buds and raid the local Wal-Mart now to make sure that you're prepared for Thursday morning's apocalypse.

But I don't have an EBT card. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:08:48 PM »

Van cruncheon let me stay in your house. If not that, TVc. Plz.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:11:24 PM »

Quote from: The Business on October 15, 2013, 09:08:06 PM

You'll probably be outgunned at Wal-Mart now. Should have gone last week. I'm setting booby traps as we speak.

Oh yeah? Wal mart is still stocked. I went this morning for an egg salad with lettuce and an apple for breakfast. The masses won't know about the fall of civilization until it is too late. I'll be going tomorrow night in the wee hours of the morning to stock up on toilet paper and Twinkies. Twinkies can last how long? I need to know so I can buy a certain amount.

At the very least the green party will finally stop sending me stupid ass emails. You take the good with the bad.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:25:27 PM »

I'm calling this Th3 Gr3at D3pression

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:26:16 PM »

Great Depression: GOP Drift

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2013, 09:26:59 PM »

Business let me be your second wife.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:09:21 PM »

Real talk- I cleaned my guns yesterday. Uh, no reason.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:11:41 PM »

buy a ps4

chronovore · « **Reply #11 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:23:49 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 09:26:16 PM

Great Depression: GOP Drift

Brilliant.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM »

I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM

I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:45:32 PM »

I don't think this sequel is playing in Canada.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:59:37 PM »

This is acceptable if Jackie chan is made viceroy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:05:32 PM »

Shiiiit. China will be more concerned with consolidating power in their own neighborhood.

No, Arvie. Enjoy this winter, because come spring/summer the hardened slaver/cannibal/rape gangs are coming up north for fresh stock. When they hear you have two assholes, they'll make sure to do what's right with you.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:14:47 PM »

In the new world, beer is the currency and I will be king.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:20:37 PM »

The first thing China is doing is annexing Japan and enslaving everyone there. Old grudges run long. Sorry, Japan-bore.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:25:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on October 15, 2013, 11:15:11 PM

Because you brew it and grow your own malt and hops and have access to a fresh water source?

Yes, no, yes, and yes.

You haven't seen my garage, have you?

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:25:20 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

Tea-kyo Drift?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:31:05 PM »

Great Depression III: The Final Conflict (lol, j/k)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on October 15, 2013, 11:25:20 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

Tea-kyo Drift?

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2013, 11:59:15 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 15, 2013, 09:01:57 PM

Will The Voice still be on?

Amurica in a nutshell right here

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** October 16, 2013, 12:03:54 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on October 15, 2013, 11:25:20 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

Tea-kyo Drift?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2013, 03:02:26 AM »

Just stock up on cigarettes and porn mags and make sure to you fill back up any potty holes you dig.

Or don't do the last two if you can get your hands on a pig.

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Author Topic: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel (Read 1474 times)