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Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« on: October 18, 2013, 12:26:13 PM »
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She's the loneliest supermodel in the world — bar none.

Blue-eyed, blond beauty Bar Refaeli said she’s stumped by her inability to land a steady boyfriend, future husband and potential father to her children.

The entire male population of planet Earth shares her mystification.

“I don't understand it,” the 35-24-35 stunner said in a tell-all interview running Friday in the Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth.

“I’m okay,” the 28-year-old former flame of Leonardo DiCaprio continued. “I look great. I’m cool. I like going out. I like being at home, I like movies, I like eating. So what’s wrong with me? Why am I alone?”

New York men suggested a love connection awaited the lonesome lovely somewhere in the five boroughs.

Union carpenter Jimmy McCloud said he’d sweep Refaeli off her feet and treat her to a night on the town.

In Bay Ridge.

“I’d show her a good Irish bar and a better time than Leo could — ever,” said McCloud, 30, of Brooklyn. “She won’t have to sit in the VIP lounge to have a good time.”

Pre-law student Mike Tejeda, 20, was already making plans for the honeymoon — with a promise from the Brooklynite to treat her like a queen.

“I’d take her to the Dominican Republic, where we can really enjoy ourselves,” said the Brooklyn College student. “I would do whatever she told me to . . . If she’s looking for something different, I’m that difference.”

Refaeli, in a wide-ranging chat, also reflects on her emotional breakdown when a six-year relationship with DiCaprio ended last year. She erupted in tears after seeing online photos of the “Gangs of New York” star with new gal pal Blake Lively.

“I suddenly choked up and I started crying uncontrollably,” she recalled. “No one knows that I went back to my room and broke down in bitter tears. I couldn’t stop crying.”

The next morning, she left her hotel room in Cannes with a friend who took her out swimming.

“It was like I was cleansed,” she said. “From that day, I haven’t cried since.”

The supermodel also offered some advice to those interested in romancing her.

“I’m looking for someone serious, who I can set up home with,” she said. “Someone who comes from a warm, loving family like mine, who has values like mine.”

Her turn-ons include self-confidence, physical fitness and generosity: “I’m very interested in going out with someone who is big and strong and famous.”

Her current dream guy is actor Ryan Gosling, replacing former fantasy flame Justin Timberlake.

“I see him and I could melt,” the model says of Gosling. “He’s amazing. He’s my wow.”

But Refaeli says she’s not set on a Hollywood hunk — and she’s willing to brave a blind date for a possible soul mate.

“I never say ‘no’ when people suggest I meet someone,” she confessed.

The lucky guy who lands the sultry swimsuit siren might be surprised to discover that Refaeli has no aversion to handling her own housework.

“I’m not at all a feminist,” she says. “I don’t want him to do my dishes. I’ll do the dishes, and I’ll clean, and I’m the one who wants to stay at home with the kids in the end.”

smh compatriota, simping like a motherfucker.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2013, 02:39:58 PM by demi »
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2013, 12:37:51 PM »
Her turn-ons include self-confidence, physical fitness and generosity: “I’m very interested in going out with someone who is big and strong and famous.”

“I’m not at all a feminist,” she says. “I don’t want him to do my dishes. I’ll do the dishes, and I’ll clean, and I’m the one who wants to stay at home with the kids in the end.”


Ms. Bar on that Christian Grey tip.

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2013, 12:58:18 PM »
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2013, 01:57:28 PM »
Probably lays there motionless during sex like she's asleep or dead.



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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2013, 02:11:34 PM »
I thought you were a chef?  ???

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2013, 02:13:20 PM »
No idea why I took that seriously anyway. I need sleep

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2013, 02:16:21 PM »
Ah, there it is. Bottled that one up for awhile? :lol

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2013, 02:19:14 PM »
Thanks, Diunx. You just got me fired from work. Two NSFW threads in as many days, and this one wasn't even tagged.

Sorry man, I'll send you a buck next payday.
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2013, 02:29:34 PM »
So, all I need to do is become extremely wealthy, generous, famous and athletic and I might get a date? Gimme a few weeks.


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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2013, 02:40:09 PM »
She just can't get men to feel that spark. She only has herself to blame.

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2013, 02:40:20 PM »
Thanks for the GIANT ALMOST NAKED WOMAN on my screen at work, Diunx.
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2013, 02:43:08 PM »
Couldnt even just link it either. Now we're gettin lazy.
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2013, 02:44:07 PM »
Stop browsing the web at work, no wonder china is stealing all you jobs.
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2013, 03:36:10 PM »
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2013, 03:39:01 PM »
I guess what constitutes suitable for work is different in dirtperson countries :heh

poor wrath, having to scramble for the power button on his monitor every time one of you pervs posts some slut with her hair out.

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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2013, 03:42:53 PM »
maybe we should teach the mexicans how to use computers
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2013, 06:54:48 PM »
maybe we should teach the mexicans how to use computers

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2013, 07:38:22 PM »
Her turn-ons include self-confidence, physical fitness and generosity: “I’m very interested in going out with someone who is big and strong and famous.”

“I’m not at all a feminist,” she says. “I don’t want him to do my dishes. I’ll do the dishes, and I’ll clean, and I’m the one who wants to stay at home with the kids in the end.”


Ms. Bar on that Christian Grey tip.


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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2013, 10:30:43 PM »
No need to worry, she'll find some NFL player or actor here soon enough.
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2013, 12:06:48 AM »
I missed the nsfw pic, I guess that'll teach me for not browsing the internet at work.  :(
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2013, 01:49:31 AM »
I missed the nsfw pic, I guess that'll teach me for not browsing the internet at work.  :(

It was just some skinny white chick with no ass, not like that's hard to find on the internet.  :yeshrug
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2013, 09:24:28 AM »
Sounds like she needs Tha Gawd O Thundah.

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2013, 12:17:54 PM »
I watched cock pics at work the other day :shrug

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2013, 12:22:34 AM »
Even a thread about Bar turned hella gay.

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2013, 12:33:58 AM »
You just mad cuz you don't have a cock
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2013, 12:42:58 AM »
I can still peg your butthole.

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2013, 01:00:40 AM »
I can still peg your butthole.

Maybe it's just the beers talking, but I'd be ok with that.

...no cuddling afterwards, though.  I don't want shit to turn weird.
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2013, 01:02:15 AM »
I can still peg your butthole.

with your arm hopefully
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2013, 02:52:18 AM »
It's probably even worse for Timedog when his hairy ass hairs get stuck in the peg stick and ripped out  :holeup
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2013, 02:57:46 AM »
Guys without hairy asses exist?

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2013, 03:02:06 AM »
Only after you've ripped the hair out.
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2013, 03:03:47 AM »
PD gets brazilian waxes?

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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2013, 03:05:05 AM »
I'd definitely get waxed before letting you peg me.
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2013, 04:54:00 AM »
You just mad cuz you don't have a cock (Image removed from quote.)

She's got a vagina. With a vagina, she can have as many cocks as she wants.

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« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2013, 12:09:24 PM »
but she can't do a helicopter
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Re: Bar Refaeli wonders why she is single
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2013, 09:46:52 AM »
You know, there is almost certainly a very good reason why she's single. Judging from past experience, the pretties women I dated were the ones who were the most messed up. It's possible she's a pillar of reason, self-confidence, and virtue, and that the men in her life are just entirely messed up and unable to deal with beautiful women... but my experience has been different.