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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #360 on: October 30, 2013, 06:29:37 PM »
i can play with myself for free

You're overcharging.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #361 on: October 30, 2013, 06:30:41 PM »
I bought a launch PS3 for $599 US dollars.

I get to sit this one out.

I bought a launch Wii for...however much it cost. I don't even remember, or want to.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #362 on: October 30, 2013, 06:46:18 PM »
Too bad. It was $249. For shame.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #363 on: October 30, 2013, 07:08:36 PM »
I bought a launch PS3 for $599 US dollars.

I get to sit this one out.

Me too

Don't regret it since it got more features than later models and is still working fine

Only problem is the noisy fan but that's no biggie

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #364 on: October 30, 2013, 07:15:27 PM »
the lamest justification for why I'm getting a PS4 is that I don't need to get a new GPU yet.  I max out these games out and they run perfectly fine  :-\

I want games to say "nah son" when I switch to ultra settings.  lazy developers :stahp

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #365 on: October 30, 2013, 07:18:01 PM »
Rather than one of the two new consoles, I'll just get a new graphics card and one those sweet G-sync monitors.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #366 on: October 30, 2013, 07:19:51 PM »
the lamest justification for why I'm getting a PS4 is that I don't need to get a new GPU yet.  I max out these games out and they run perfectly fine  :-\

I want games to say "nah son" when I switch to ultra settings.  lazy developers :stahp

even less reason to get a PS4 then

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #367 on: October 30, 2013, 07:22:46 PM »
Rather than one of the two new consoles, I'll just get a new graphics card and one those sweet G-sync monitors.
What's so sweet about 'em

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #368 on: October 30, 2013, 07:25:25 PM »
I bought a launch 360, didn't get a PS3 until they announced they were pulling BC. Went through 3 RROD 360s, but the 60GB PS3 is still hanging in there.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #369 on: October 30, 2013, 07:28:19 PM »
Rather than one of the two new consoles, I'll just get a new graphics card and one those sweet G-sync monitors.

those are my big purchases for next year  :phil
 
even less reason to get a PS4 then

note that I didn't say it's a sensible or good justification

but yeah, I'm getting a PS4 for the few console games that won't come to PC.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #370 on: October 30, 2013, 07:35:50 PM »
Or get a 120hz 3d monitor

Powerful PCs deliver much better 3D than consoles

Also, there's little tearing when gaming without vsync at 120hz

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #371 on: October 30, 2013, 07:43:45 PM »


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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #372 on: October 30, 2013, 07:58:34 PM »
If you get stuck? Only thing I can think of.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #373 on: October 30, 2013, 08:04:47 PM »
Launching Machinima app while playing can auto detect where you are and offer guides, tips and videos. That's one example.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #374 on: October 30, 2013, 08:06:04 PM »
you can watch PewDiePie yell at the exact same part of the game you're playing!
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #375 on: October 30, 2013, 08:08:25 PM »
Purchase day 1 if I can get some Brazzers action while grinding in a rpg

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #376 on: October 30, 2013, 08:21:18 PM »
Rather than one of the two new consoles, I'll just get a new graphics card and one those sweet G-sync monitors.

those are my big purchases for next year  :phil
 


Great idea

800 series looks like it'll be a huge leap over the 700s

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #377 on: October 30, 2013, 08:36:21 PM »
What a rough life. He's like a Holocaust survivor.



Never forget
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #378 on: October 30, 2013, 08:37:46 PM »
 :deadpos
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #379 on: October 30, 2013, 08:40:35 PM »
MP3s and Streaming not supported on Xbone either :lol

LOL WUT?

Where does it say that?

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Methodis FUD master.

You're Sony's Tim Dog.

xbox music is the paid service; you can't play MP3s on the system.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #380 on: October 30, 2013, 09:00:40 PM »
Xbox Music is local + cloud on Windows 8/Windows Phone 8.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #381 on: October 30, 2013, 10:11:37 PM »
Don't fucking seriously respond to Methodis, come on now.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #382 on: October 30, 2013, 10:14:16 PM »
Methodis is all talk

Unlike Mortimer, he never risked death so that assholes like us would choose the right console

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« Reply #383 on: October 30, 2013, 10:28:20 PM »
whatever, im right and you guys are just more mindless xbots pretending it doesnt exist.  ::) ::)
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #384 on: October 30, 2013, 10:32:04 PM »
I'm almost tempted to trade in all the bullshit I bought that I think I might play one day (but never will) to snag one. Then again I'm drunk.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #385 on: October 30, 2013, 11:01:38 PM »

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #386 on: October 30, 2013, 11:19:50 PM »

yeah I facepalmed too but it looked more like this :whew watching a fighting game stream while you play a fighting game? Genius.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #387 on: October 31, 2013, 02:22:11 AM »


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So that's why the console is an overwrought piece of shit with 3 operating systems. Hit up gamefaqs in game rather than just using your ipad, phone or switching to your tv's net functionality.

Classic Microsoft.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #388 on: October 31, 2013, 06:15:17 AM »

~RAID SSD's have little advantage over console special sauce.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=88061353&postcount=1245

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #389 on: October 31, 2013, 10:00:53 AM »
I rarely ever play music through a game system, but being able to play your own stuff would be cool for Audiosurf-type games.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #390 on: October 31, 2013, 11:10:33 AM »
Civ has the best music. :what

Business. :(
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #391 on: October 31, 2013, 12:08:13 PM »
I'll play my own music sometimes when I'm playing a racing game, but that's about it.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #392 on: October 31, 2013, 12:17:31 PM »
If its a single player game, rarely do I play music. Unless I'm grinding in a jrpg, but then I just listen to a podcast from my computer or iOS thing. Same for a multiplayer game.

If its a MMO or game like Civ sure, but I'm on a computer where it's easier to play music anyway.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #393 on: October 31, 2013, 12:19:12 PM »
It seems inconvenient to play music on any console when I have a phone with me at all times
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #394 on: October 31, 2013, 12:35:35 PM »
I use my own music in almost every racing game.   But I do miss games integrating custom tracks.  NFL 2K5 on xbox let you customize the music for everything (e.g.: play let's dance when my team makes it to the endzone).  PGR2 played your music as a radio station, with DJ and everything.  Wipeout HD distorted music in tunnels or off big ramps.

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« Reply #395 on: October 31, 2013, 12:39:45 PM »

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #396 on: October 31, 2013, 12:41:42 PM »
Yep that was what was disapointing about the 360. It dropped the orginal's intergration of custom soundtracks for general use.

It was sort of a novelty to have PGR2 actualy use my music as the actual soundtrack or at least have games use it beyond playing over a forced muted soundtrack.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #398 on: October 31, 2013, 02:45:52 PM »
gaf to blacklist Edge

http://www.edge-online.com/features/ps4-vs-xbox-one-in-praise-of-the-ludicrous-magnificent-resolution-wars/

720p vs. 1080p is a slight difference?

bit of a shit article, even though they are right that nobody cares

Andrex, circa 2006: "480p vs 720, who cares? It's a slight difference!"
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #399 on: October 31, 2013, 02:47:08 PM »
720p vs. 1080p is a slight difference?

bit of a shit article, even though they are right that nobody cares

someone cares



 

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #400 on: October 31, 2013, 03:36:08 PM »
edge is eating off of writing blatantly shit articles very nice


welcome to videogames?
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #401 on: October 31, 2013, 03:37:00 PM »
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #403 on: October 31, 2013, 05:41:21 PM »
gaf to blacklist Edge

http://www.edge-online.com/features/ps4-vs-xbox-one-in-praise-of-the-ludicrous-magnificent-resolution-wars/

720p vs. 1080p is a slight difference?

bit of a shit article, even though they are right that nobody cares

Andrex, circa 2006: "480p vs 720, who cares? It's a slight difference!"

The fuck you're picking on me for? :'(

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #404 on: October 31, 2013, 05:45:27 PM »
gaf to blacklist Edge

http://www.edge-online.com/features/ps4-vs-xbox-one-in-praise-of-the-ludicrous-magnificent-resolution-wars/

720p vs. 1080p is a slight difference?

bit of a shit article, even though they are right that nobody cares

Andrex, circa 2006: "480p vs 720, who cares? It's a slight difference!"

(Image removed from quote.) The fuck you're picking on me for? :'(

I'm not hearing you denying it.
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Tasty

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #405 on: October 31, 2013, 05:50:30 PM »
I wouldn't have said slight difference. I would have said that for certain kinds of games or budgets it doesn't matter. 

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #406 on: October 31, 2013, 05:59:13 PM »
edge is eating off of writing blatantly shit articles very nice

Why should Kotaku be the only ones doing that?
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #407 on: October 31, 2013, 06:13:06 PM »
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Like any of the mouthbreathers on XBox live would use the word "greetings" :ufup
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #408 on: October 31, 2013, 06:36:20 PM »
Exactly what I was thinking. Pic fails. Im sure they're not even implying they got greetings from xbox live but the joke fails.


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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #410 on: November 01, 2013, 12:39:44 PM »
All communication with other people is sent to remote servers. A packet sniffer can only track unwanted activity when the machine is supposed to be off. If MS or NSA tried to spy on people when the machine was in standby mode they would be caught immediately.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #411 on: November 02, 2013, 10:54:46 AM »
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Like any of the mouthbreathers on XBox live would use the word "greetings" :ufup
And that's why I only game online with friends in private matches. Don't want anybody I don't know calling me a cigarillo.  :geoff
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #412 on: November 03, 2013, 08:33:28 AM »
So only people you know are allowed to call you that?
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #413 on: November 03, 2013, 08:52:12 AM »
Who cares what random distinguished mentally-challenged fellows say.  You should have thicker skin than that.  Or just mute them.

So only people you know are allowed to call you that?

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #414 on: November 03, 2013, 10:15:05 AM »
Nobody else in those private matches, he talks to the AI :heh
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #415 on: November 04, 2013, 04:15:47 PM »


Professional grade trolling

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #416 on: November 04, 2013, 04:24:58 PM »
Man, why even bother with 720p then? Just do 480p and then upscale!
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #417 on: November 04, 2013, 04:44:31 PM »
Every Nintendo fan has that screencap as their wallpaper now
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #418 on: November 04, 2013, 05:14:27 PM »
Watching Microsoft deploy the Nintendo Defense is just too depressing.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #419 on: November 04, 2013, 05:20:49 PM »
Man, why even bother with 720p then? Just do 480p and then upscale!
Well that's what they did last gen.
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