What are you being for Halloween thread

[Eschaton]

havent decided yet

[Mupepe]

Bane!

[Mr. Gundam]

That guy who takes his kid trick or treating.

My daughter is gonna be Pebbles from The Flinstones.

[Mupepe]

I can't wait to pass out candy.  I love Halloween.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Drunk.

[nudemacusers]

That guy who takes his kid trick or treating.

My daughter is gonna be Pebbles from The Flinstones.

haha same!

my kid has a spiderman outfit (complete with padded muscles), and I waaaas thinking of going as venom but fuck i'm just too lazy to do that, even if it's like two clicks on amazon.

(Image removed from quote.) I'm thinking The Dude or Ponch from CHiPS

You could dress up as Dell tech support

[Diunx]

I'll just wear my Scarecrow mask to work.

[Tasty]

Spider-man. This costume: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007RILNC2/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1





I wanted this one: http://spideyplanet.com





But it was kinda too late and I'm slightly more broke this month than I expected. (It's like $2k, lol.)

I'm still gonna get it someday though.

[Phoenix Dark]

(Image removed from quote.) I'm thinking The Dude or Ponch from CHiPS

You could dress up as Dell tech support

[nudemacusers]

I anticipated that response.

[cool breeze]

if I cared enough I'd go as the Gray Ghost

[Phoenix Dark]

I anticipated that response.

gonna have to throw a red flag on this one chief 

[Steve Contra]

Probably an adult with a job

[nudemacusers]

I anticipated that response.

gonna have to throw a red flag on this one chief 

But if you are still looking for a costume, just head over to barney's and try to buy a belt. officials will provide you with one within minutes. 

[Mr. Gundam]

I can't wait to pass out candy.  I love Halloween.

I love handing out candy, but we only get two or three trick or treaters max. Some years, none at all. And when we do, it's typically our neighbors with their little kids.

[Phoenix Dark]

Probably an adult with a job

What's that from?
 

[nudemacusers]

In all fairness I'm probably like the 8th guy to call macuser a faccot this week alone

my backpage clientele don't count 

[cool breeze]

I can't wait to pass out candy.  I love Halloween.

I love handing out candy, but we only get two or three trick or treaters max. Some years, none at all. And when we do, it's typically our neighbors with their little kids.

That's something I miss about living in a house.  Growing up I always loved the houses that tried to be different.  Old people giving out quarters.  The clueless people giving out full sized bars.  30-somethings giving other parents wine.  The weird raisin and apple people.  I'd be that guy giving out 80-90% cacao chocolate bars.

[nudemacusers]

I live right next to a MIDDLE SCHOOL in a residential area, so you'd think I'd be hammered with kids for candy.

nope, half these feggits take their kids to these lame trunk or treating gatherings. fuck that.

[Steve Contra]

Probably an adult with a job

What's that from?
 

Before 2008

[Mupepe]

I can't wait to pass out candy.  I love Halloween.

I love handing out candy, but we only get two or three trick or treaters max. Some years, none at all. And when we do, it's typically our neighbors with their little kids.

That's how it was in our old neighborhood too.  We used to just go to my mother in laws to pass out candy.  But there seem to be less and less trick or treaters every year.

[nudemacusers]

trunk or treating

(Image removed from quote.)

haha but really! they just gather in the mall parking lot and trade candy. the fuck is that?

[Mupepe]

From age 5 and onward i had to go to a church and answer bible questions to get candy 

[Yeti]

People complain about the War on Christmas, we should really be concerned about the War on Halloween.

[Tasty]

Got my costume and tried it on! I don't fill out the arms as much as I could but it definitely shows off my prominent bulge.

The mask is too tight though, can barely keep my eyes open. Otherwise worth every penny.

I started exercising and shit this month so hopefully next year when I get that replica suit I'll fill it out perfectly.

Company party (with costume contest) is tomorrow.

[Smooth Groove]

Bane!

Home made costume?

[Mupepe]

Bane!

Home made costume?

nah. One bought from a store. I've been reworking lines from the movie revolving around candy to say to the kids when I open the door

"ohhh. You think that candy is your ally."

[nudemacusers]

Nick Wooster.

you're gonna need to stock up on your camo.

[G The Resurrected]

I'm not planning to really go all out, but I got a nice early 1900's western wear outfit I'm gonna wear. I've been trying to grow something on my face so I don't look all baby faced. I've made a few little prosthesis with liquid latex that should go over as some scars and bullet holes. Even got a replica gun that has blanks.

We don't get a lot of kids near here so I've made up little goodie bags containing little favors and candy. If I don't get anyone attracted to my place by the sounds and lights I've got setup I'll just go up and down the street and hand out the rest. They had these really cool little bubble filled containers that look like severed fingers and some bouncy ball eyeballs. I've got the usual pumpkins and strobe lights and some newer ones that create lightning. I was gonna go with a fogger this year, but decided against it since our apartment is so well lit. I just hope halloween is fun for once this year, last year was boring. No one was going out or doing anything.

[Dickie Dee]

[nudemacusers]

a group of arabs running around like pimps with creepy masks in montana. what could go wrong.

[Tasty]

One is as white as the snow.

Although, there are a bunch of arabs who just dressed up in the traditional saudi get up running around trying to scare people. They went up to a guy they thought was dressed up like a cop for halloween, it was a cop.

[chronovore]

Agent Smith, most likely.

Or possibly a "sexy nurse" with a goatee.