Author Topic: Your million dollar ideas (Read 1467 times)

ToxicAdam · « **on:** November 22, 2013, 11:50:29 AM »

Please tell me your secret invention that will make you a millionaire.

Thanksgiving Cologne (smells like a Thanksgiving dinner)

Urinals with cup holders molded into them.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:12:36 PM »

A machine that creates million-dollar inventions.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:22:28 PM »

Disposable hand guns

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 22, 2013, 12:22:28 PM

Disposable hand guns

Thanks to 3D printers, that's already a thing!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:25:39 PM »

roads the melt ice

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:29:15 PM »

Water cooler full of coffee -- iced or hot taps

Okay maybe I just need some caffeine this morning

octopushover · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:29:23 PM »

A shoe with a heel made of hundreds of thin disposable sole covers.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:31:47 PM »

A Monopoly-variant that's actually fun.

Just kidding, that's impossible.

cool breeze · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:36:35 PM »

a dust bomb. toss it into a room, it attracts and condenses all the dust into a single ball. i've gotten as far as gluing swiffer pads to a yo-yo and going around the world.

octopushover · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:42:48 PM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on November 22, 2013, 12:36:35 PM

a dust bomb. toss it into a room, it attracts and condenses all the dust into a single ball. i've gotten as far as gluing swiffer pads to a yo-yo and going around the world.

Rufus · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2013, 12:50:19 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 22, 2013, 12:31:47 PM

A Monopoly-variant that's actually fun.

Just kidding, that's impossible.

I hear if you play by the actual rules it at least won't take forever to play. Unsure if it's going to be more fun though.

Tasty · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2013, 01:12:56 PM »

Straws with a thin ring of heavier plastic at the bottom so they actually stay in the fucking drink and don't rise up out of it.

Vizzys · « **Reply #12 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:02:29 PM »

someone already took my idea
lets say you have electrical sockets behind like heavy shelfs and stuff and you wanna plug stuff in back there isnt enough space between the socket and the shelf or whatever
so like you plug in this adapter thing that lets you plug in stuff at like a 90degree angle
I saw an informercial for this so im too late to be rich

Tasty · « **Reply #13 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:07:52 PM »

Computer screen cover that converts the screen to ultraviolet and a corresponding pair of glasses that converts them from ultraviolet back into viewable light.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #14 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:13:10 PM »

A dedicated machine that hooks into a television that provides entertainment that preys on human's desire for ritualistic behavior. Fulfilling this need also acts as a numbing agent to the deep emotional pain and loneliness that was inflicted when they went through puberty, allowing them to return to a time when life was in a more innocent, carefree state.

In an effort to make them feel more connected, we will allow them to create loose social connections with other users in exchange for a monthly fee. I will also make them pay three times the usual costs for peripherials that help them interact with this machine.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:17:50 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 22, 2013, 03:13:10 PM

A dedicated machine that hooks into a television that provides entertainment that preys on human's desire for ritualistic behavior. Fulfilling this need also acts as a numbing agent to the deep emotional pain and loneliness that was inflicted when they went through puberty, allowing them to return to a time when life was in a more innocent, carefree state.

In an effort to make them feel more connected, we will allow them to create loose social connections with other users in exchange for a monthly fee. I will also make them pay three times the usual costs for peripherials that help them interact with this machine.

Meh, I'd rather just have a robot that sucks my dick.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:28:26 PM »

- A robot that you can fuck. I believe this is the future, I just want to make sure I get to be an initial investor so I can retire on a beach somewhere when I'm 45.

- Inorganic artificial photosynthesizers: Convert mass quantities of carbon dioxide to oxygen. You'd have it run with solar panels to provide the energy. In 50 years, we'll be back to wondering if we're going to be in an Ice Age.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17 on:** November 22, 2013, 03:59:37 PM »

Imma get people to fuck on camera and sell the videos for money. I'll call them Fuck Movies.

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** November 22, 2013, 04:05:49 PM »

^stolen and copyrighted. be on the look out for Fuck Movease® coming 2014

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** November 22, 2013, 04:18:52 PM »

Porn search by image.

Tasty · « **Reply #20 on:** November 22, 2013, 04:27:13 PM »

BoreWATR, for whenever you want semen-flavored water at your gay rave orgies.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21 on:** November 22, 2013, 04:30:01 PM »

Hats.

For bats.

Keep bats warm.

Gracias.

lordmaji · « **Reply #22 on:** November 22, 2013, 04:30:08 PM »

From my lawyer: Based on certain patent pending laws and ongoing legal procedures I cannot convey that information...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** November 22, 2013, 04:40:24 PM »

Durags for the penis head

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24 on:** November 22, 2013, 05:04:27 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 22, 2013, 04:27:13 PM

BoreWATR, for whenever you want semen-flavored water at your gay rave orgies.

I prefer to make my own, thanks.

Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** November 22, 2013, 05:08:27 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 22, 2013, 05:04:27 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 22, 2013, 04:27:13 PM
BoreWATR, for whenever you want semen-flavored water at your gay rave orgies.
I prefer to make my own, thanks.

That's copyright infringement.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #26 on:** November 22, 2013, 05:15:51 PM »

stain and odor absorbing underwear that last two weeks

solar powered smartphone

taking low tech and high tech markets by storm

Momo · « **Reply #27 on:** November 23, 2013, 07:13:55 AM »

Hot milk that keeps cereal crispy

chronovore · « **Reply #28 on:** November 24, 2013, 07:21:54 PM »

XXXL-sized can opener, so you can turn ANY CAR into a convertible.

Momo · « **Reply #29 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:01:47 AM »

Underpants with a elephant trunk like pipe fitted to the front so you can ACTUALLY piss through your zipper without a chance of catching your meat.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #30 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:18:05 AM »

Quote from: Momo on November 25, 2013, 08:01:47 AM

Underpants with a elephant trunk like pipe fitted to the front so you can ACTUALLY piss through your zipper without a chance of catching your meat.

Already happened:

http://i.imgur.com/CYcMQfG.jpg

Momo · « **Reply #31 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:29:06 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32 on:** November 25, 2013, 08:37:53 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 25, 2013, 08:18:05 AM

Quote from: Momo on November 25, 2013, 08:01:47 AM
Underpants with a elephant trunk like pipe fitted to the front so you can ACTUALLY piss through your zipper without a chance of catching your meat.

Already happened:

http://i.imgur.com/CYcMQfG.jpg

White man trying to steal something invented by black men, AGAIN.

News:

Author Topic: Your million dollar ideas (Read 1467 times)