What's your best BJU story?
There really isn't one story that stands out from the rest. Just a bunch of equally odd shit that would only happen at a place like BJU.
I'll make a bullet list.
-Girl who is sitting next to me during freshman orientation says, "Hey, you need a girlfriend? Some of my friends are single." and I respond,
"Nah, I'm good." because I had recently become an atheist and I didn't want to get involved with super christian girls. Should've said yes.
-In my society (BJU equivalent to a fraternity) there was this Swiss guy would would walk like he had 15 lb weighta attached to each butt cheek. And he would bend down and shift from one foot to another while going to class. For all I know he could've been a special fellow. There was a ton of spergs at BJU.
-I was a photography minor and I had to take photos for an event called "White Glove" when the students who lived the dorms had to make their dorm rooms very clean for inspection (if it wasn't clean enough they would get demerits). Anyways, I walk into one door room and there was this super fat guy where a fucking panda hat and he lookd rather spergy. I ended up closing the door and moved onto the next room to take pics.
-Whenever Bob Jones the III got up to speak during chapel (chapel took place 5 times out of a week @ BJU) he would require us to say "people are dying and going to hell today" to remind us that God sends non-Christians to hell. What a great guy that Christian god is! Send people to everlasting torment! Wow. Such power. So graceful. Much love.
-This super cute girl in one of my drawing classes brought up how she was a biology major but became a graphic design major instead. And she brought up how in one of her biology classes she was taught about fly sex and how the male fly has special "hooks" and its legs in order to mount the female fly in order to impregnate it. And I'm like "Oh, wow. Heh. Weird." and thus went back to drawing the still life I was supposed to draw.
And that's all I can think of right now. But a ton of werid shit happened while I was there.
Do you do any web, audio or interactive stuff or is it all graphic?
At my job all I do is graphic design work.
I can do some basic HTML but I just typically slice up my website mockups and hand the slices over to a developer to work with.
Oh.
Well what's the stupidest shit you've been forced to humor at your job?
Probably having to constantly edit indesign files (mostly simple text edits) that can done by anyone that has indesign but I'm one of the few people that has it so it's my job.
If you were going to get taken advantage of by a bore poster, who would it be? no girls of course.
Pssh. I would be the one who would get taken advantage of.
do you have a five year plan?
Kinda?
I need to re-evaluated my goals.
Or is this a reference to Stalin's 5 year plan?
will quarkxpress 10 finally unseat indesign?
Is it better than indesign?
If it is, then i hope so.
Fuck indesign.
do you have any siblings?
yes.
have you jacked off in a mirror*?
*try it sometime it's great
Yes. It's kinda surreal.
