Author Topic: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed  (Read 801 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Mupepe

  • Icon
Normally when someone emails me trying to sell me something I just delete it.  But I was jerking my wee wee and not getting anywhere (just a bit raw) so I gave it a read while I tugged and wtf it was actually a crazy offer?  It was Prince Robbie from Nigeria (because an unknown relative once worked for him I guess) and they're like "do you want to give us your bank account number so we can wire 3 million dollars to you and you keep 10%?" and I was like uh...sure.  Considering usually I spend my whole paycheck on fast food and porn and I was assuming I would be broke in 2014 I figured why the hell not.

Now that was like...a really good deal.  Wtf, I had no idea princes would email you and give you really great deals  Especially these easy ones where I basically just have to give them my account number and routing number.  I wonder if he has more prince friends that I can get in on with these. 

Now I'm going to stop deleting these emails.  Also I thought it was a scam at first because it sounded too good to be true and they wanted my bank info, luckily that's why I keep a "I don't give a fuck" 2nd checking account that I only use for anything that might be shady so I don't have much money in there if it is  But then I got an email saying it had been wired and it seems legit! 

This was a pretty nice new years present, I am impressed.  Also the last time I met a prince in San Diego I mentioned my hotel room was damp from humidity and one of the towel hooks tore out from the wall because the wall had gotten soft from the moisture.  Didn't even complain, just let him know in case he was staying and he gave me a free chocolate.  So princes are in my good graces right now and I'd recommend answering any emails you might get from one.  I think that helped too when they gave me the chocolate because he was like "it's poisoned chocolate" which is funny since I get poisoned like 2 nights a year so, just like herpes outbreaks I never get to pass it on to anyone.

Anyhow, first time emails worked!  Did not know such a thing existed.


PS.  If we do a Bore meetup in Nigeria, we can party in my palace and Prince Robbie says that the rebellion is coming soon and he'll cut off our heads and spit down our throat.  LOL.  Such a nice guy.

CatsCatsCats

  • 🤷‍♀️
  • Senior Member
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 06:03:50 PM »
:dead

Great Rumbler

  • Dab on the sinners
  • Global Moderator
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2013, 06:08:47 PM »
 :deadpos
dog

El Babua

  • Senior Member
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 06:13:15 PM »
lol

CatsCatsCats

  • 🤷‍♀️
  • Senior Member
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2013, 06:13:30 PM »

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
  • Senior Member
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2013, 06:14:04 PM »
I for one, am sick and tired of people deducing what is a scam and what isn't and how we should react and how we shouldn't, and what our interests should be and what they shouldn't be especially when their exposure to telemarketers is very slim at best, as if one people are one entity that must "understand" everything. My life story. It always comes off as thinly veiled elitism to me, even if used jokingly.

Bepbo has his thing, Esch has his thing, Demi has his thing, and I have my thing.

So the next time Van Cruncheon makes a post about laptops I'm going to make fun of him for advertising products that could be a "scam" depending on your perspective on CPUs and embedded graphics. And I'm going to drill this into his head every time he posts something that goes against the electronics status quo. Because you know, that's funny as shit and not obnoxious, right? But you see, notice how people only make these observations about people falling for scams as if they have certain expectations. And they'll try to convince you they're not elitist.

I have to deal with this shit as it is in real life, please stop bringing up scams into online conversations on a nerd message board that stands as one of few institutions where I can feel comfortable "nerding out".
010

Eel O'Brian

  • Southern Permasexual
  • Senior Member
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 06:14:28 PM »
:lol
sup

Joe Molotov

  • I'm much more humble than you would understand.
  • Administrator
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2013, 06:15:54 PM »
Leave bebpuuu~chan alone.  :'(
©@©™

Reb

  • Hon. Mr. Tired
  • Senior Member
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2013, 03:39:28 AM »
I don't need this online, I'm suffocated in a Nigerian shithole every day.
brb

lennedsay

  • Senior MILF
  • Senior Member
Re: I actually got an email from a Prince, I didn't know this stuff existed
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2013, 02:11:00 PM »
Sometimes something good happens and you want to celebrate with family in Nigeria.
(|)