Perhaps now you can explain cancer, and how God put that shit in place for our own perfect, intelligently designed benefit, Dick Tracy.
i can answer this one ! At my pre-marriage cana that i had to do ,because i promised my mother in law i'd marry her daughter in a catholic church , the priest who ran it told me that cancer exists because of sin - moreover if there was no sin, there would be no cancer. So if we want to cure cancer everyone just has to stop sinning.
My wife had to prevent me from walking out when he then went on to say "and miscarriages are caused because one of the partners doesn't love the unborn child enough"
Grade A fucking arseholes who know fucking nothing. With that sort of flimsy linkage, here's another one for your troll list : child rape wouldn't exist if it wasn't for fucking priests.
edit: oh yeah - and on the day of my marriage just before the service - he took me into a room and told me he could tell that i was a weak and pitiful person filled with lies and deceit... oh and please don't use confetti and the recommended donation to the church is 200,000 yen. Have a nice wedding. At least i was over the raping age... :/