Author Topic: Bar Bore Posting. (Read 1817 times)

Wrath2X · « **on:** February 08, 2014, 01:53:07 AM »

Master of Puppets is blasting on the jukebox at my favorite bar, where they now serve beer from my favorite brewery, Stone. Best friend's coming over in 5 minutes to play shuffle board, and I'm steadily getting fucked up.

How y'all drinking tonight, my fellow boritos?

etiolate · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:17:34 AM »

so what are your thoughts on video poker sir

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2014, 11:48:41 AM »

Post on a forum while in a bar brehs

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2014, 11:59:57 AM »

I know you probably don't go to them often, but fiddling around on your phone while waiting for your buddy to arrive is pretty much the norm at bars, PD

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2014, 12:52:36 PM »

Why the fuck would you be posting on the internet while at a bar?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2014, 12:54:52 PM »

I guess me and Mary Tyler Whore are too baller to understand the concept.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2014, 12:58:20 PM »

PD you don't go to bars, I thought you didn't like bars/parties.

Using phones at bars is pretty standard.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:19:47 PM »

I get dragged by co-workers about once a month now. I order white Russians or Mike's Hard Lemonade. Best of both worlds.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:20:41 PM »

Sometimes people go to bars for a drink, alone. A lot of people go to bars alone on Fridays nights. But since it was late night, I doubt Wrath was alone. Either way, lotta people use phones at bars especially if talk is drying down. Not all bars have clubs or dance floors, so this leaves you to 1. drinking, 2. talking with friends, 3. watching tv.

So why is watching tv at a bar okay, but not posting on the internet?

StealthFan · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:24:54 PM »

I took a handle of vodka, and about a fifth of jack. Couldn't even feel it.

Just kidding. That's what people on the internet always claim when discussing alcohol.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:31:59 PM »

Real bar scenarios:

Waiting for friend to arrive, fiddle with phone

Friend goes to get next round, left alone in booth, fiddle with phone

Just came down to watch the game, commercial, fiddle with phone

Y'all not have smart phones or what?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:32:11 PM »

I went bowling pretty drunk and stoned with some friends, didn't look at the Bore because I didn't want to read topics (and didn't want to have to explain why I'm on a gaming forum) but we did constant updates to our group chat.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:39:10 PM »

Oh yeah. Sometimes you go to a bar for a game or ppv or something.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:43:47 PM »

i played assassins creed 4 and drank sailor jerrys at home because i am a cool guy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:46:27 PM »

Also, sometimes your friends/acquaintances/date/whatever are boring as fuck and fucking around online is more fun than pretending to listen to them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:05:20 PM »

while yall are on your phones at the bar, I'm creeping on the 35+ yo women

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:20:46 PM »

and getting nowhere with those goddamn mikes in your hand

Pickles the Firecat · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on February 08, 2014, 01:53:07 AM

Master of Puppets is blasting on the jukebox at my favorite bar, where they now serve beer from my favorite brewery, Stone. Best friend's coming over in 5 minutes to play shuffle board, and I'm steadily getting fucked up.

How y'all drinking tonight, my fellow boritos?

Gonna hunt down some of that sweet, sweet Enjoy By tonight just for you, buddy.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2014, 04:11:53 PM »

Being distracted by a phone ensures less "hey how you doin'" when the bf hits the potty.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:31:09 PM »

Look at all these pretentious, preachy bitches telling each other what they should or shouldn't do at bars. How about ya'll shut up and let everyone be?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:34:04 PM »

This reminds me of my favorite bar story of all time, ever. One of my friends in Athens, GA bought a bar and turned it into an 80's themed bar with dance nights and shit. I was in town visiting one night and it was almost closing times. A couple of drag queens had been in there getting hammered as fuck all night, and they'd got on the bar to dance. One of them was right in front of me and I happened to glance up, which is when I felt compelled to scream above the music at her:

"Ma'am? MA'AM? Pardon me, ma'am, but your balls are showing."

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:34:42 PM »

Though seriously Wrath, you waited 40 minutes alone at a bar for your "best friend"?

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:35:25 PM »

they're definitely lovers

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:42:45 PM »

Second life.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:47:41 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:22:46 PM »

Just gotta say that Stone is awesome. I saved a bottle of Enjoy By just because that concept is genius.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:09:54 PM »

you're in a bar and you haven't sucked a dick yet? jesus, dude. put down the phone, head to the men's room, mosey up to one of the cleaner stalls, and express them social skillz all over some broseph's knob. can't believe i hafta splain this shit

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:12:54 PM »

nudemacusers, tell these huckleberries about proper bar etiquette

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:14:36 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 08, 2014, 02:20:46 PM

and getting nowhere with those goddamn mikes in your hand

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:16:35 PM »

fuck YES

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #30 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:28:16 PM »

Wait PD likes mikes hards? And hard mikes?

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:29:39 PM »

Mike's Hard Black Dick

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #32 on:** February 09, 2014, 01:35:17 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on February 09, 2014, 01:30:31 AM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 08, 2014, 08:34:42 PM
Though seriously Wrath, you waited 40 minutes alone at a bar for your "best friend"?

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Eh, he wanted to go hot tubbing and I wanted to head to the bar earlier than that.

Anyway, I just came back drinking from an Irish Pub and a whiskey bar afterwards. It was a great night with two of my other best friends(they're dating but I knew them before that), great times and I didn't throw up this time.

The fuck are y'all upto? Is Van drinking while trying to deal with the cat near his computer again?

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** February 09, 2014, 02:42:22 AM »

what is your favorite position to fuck him in the hot tub

Diunx · « **Reply #34 on:** February 09, 2014, 09:33:06 AM »

I do it when I get rejected enough time, a man must always know when is time to give up for the night

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35 on:** February 09, 2014, 12:28:09 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2014, 10:12:54 PM

nudemacusers, tell these huckleberries about proper bar etiquette

you can tell it's a good bar if there is an empty cup in the bathroom on the sink. Usually people think that cup is left by a forgetful drunk guy, but no, that's left there by the staff. See, what you and everyone else who sucks a guy off in the bathroom (adhering to cruncheon's etiquette as outlined above) is supposed to do is spit their mouthful warm jizm into the cup. Once the cup has enough spunk to reach the first line, the lucky winner brings it to the bartender on shift, and they give you a shot glass of goldschlager to drop it in and chug. You can usually ask for this by name ("Rocket Fuel"), but that's not a guarantee as it varies from region to region, hence you bring the cup. They'll know what's up.

i'm really surprised (well not really, the internet is full of sperglord loser shut-ins) more people don't know about this.

edit: I'm really glad this is at the top of the page, this is important information.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** February 09, 2014, 12:38:35 PM »

A pic of the bathroom at my favorite, since condemned and razed to the ground dive bar in Atlanta. RIP Dottie's/Lenny's.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #37 on:** February 09, 2014, 12:40:11 PM »

Ah they're using the bag system in lieu of cups. I can respect that, though it gets a little cumbersome when it fills up.

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** February 10, 2014, 06:31:51 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 09, 2014, 02:42:22 AM

what is your favorite position to fuck him in the hot tub

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on February 09, 2014, 02:59:45 AM

cowgirl.

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 09, 2014, 03:10:48 AM

Do you reach around to jerk him off while he's riding you?

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on February 09, 2014, 03:22:48 AM

Always

What the fuck? There's no reach-around for male-male cowgirl. You boys ought to get your positions straight -- so to speak.

Rufus · « **Reply #39 on:** February 10, 2014, 08:44:06 AM »

Maybe he meant reverse cowgirl?

chronovore · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2014, 02:40:29 AM »

Stone Pale Ale swiped from the local importer at half-price... yummy. Sushi and tacos, representing the californian and japanese sides of my son's ancestry for his birthday today! Or maybe I just like tacos and sushi.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:01:51 AM »

You know you're still young when you go BAR HOPPING. When you're older, you go to one bar and hang out there all night, because they're all basically the same to you at that point.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #42 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:46:02 AM »

Bar hopping during weekdays, no less.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** February 13, 2014, 12:56:36 PM »

I heard an Outback steak house commercial and they said to check out their bar menu. But in Australian, they say bar as bah.
If they say bar as bah, what do they think a sheep says?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #44 on:** February 13, 2014, 04:41:25 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 13, 2014, 10:01:51 AM

You know you're still young when you go BAR HOPPING. When you're older, you go to one bar and hang out there all night, because they're all basically the same to you at that point.

You need to move to a city with a beer culture. We start off at one place that has that an awesome barrel aged sour beer, then head over to this other that has a bunch of killer imperial stouts, then finish off at another nearby for some hoppy goodness.

That's not even counting brewery crawls. Ohhhh yeah.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** February 13, 2014, 05:10:12 PM »

Dude, Asheville is just down the street from me. Statement stands. I'm old, cranky, and don't like moving around a whole lot.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #46 on:** February 13, 2014, 05:17:48 PM »

I started balding at 22 $:-\$

Rufus · « **Reply #47 on:** February 13, 2014, 06:33:28 PM »

When did you start to grey? It seems like the grey hair in my beard doubled in the last couple of months.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** February 13, 2014, 06:59:52 PM »

Not until my early 30's. It's definitely gotten WAY more noticeable the past couple of years though. Seems like that's something that accelerates quickly.

Rufus · « **Reply #49 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:05:54 PM »

I'm only in my late twenties.

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Author Topic: Bar Bore Posting. (Read 1817 times)

Wrath2X