Author Topic: i peed in my bed last night (Read 4701 times)

king of the internet · « **Reply #61 on:** April 04, 2014, 02:43:04 PM »

You're probably gonna die.

Rufus · « **Reply #62 on:** April 04, 2014, 02:45:46 PM »

That doesn't sound good.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #63 on:** April 04, 2014, 02:58:55 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 02:25:16 PM

i was feeling around "down south" last night and i felt al ump on my bazookas :'(

guess i need to go to the doctor

Ump is a strange last name. I wish you and Al all the best. Glad you finally came out.

Edit. I missread the post. Sounds like this Al guy date raped you. Yes you should go to the doctor.

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** April 04, 2014, 03:12:04 PM »

what the fuck are bazookas? Balls?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #65 on:** April 04, 2014, 03:15:29 PM »

some big 'merican zookas himuro

Himu · « **Reply #66 on:** April 04, 2014, 03:23:00 PM »

you have more than one dick?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #67 on:** April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM »

i prob wont go to the doctor tbh $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #68 on:** April 04, 2014, 03:32:24 PM »

Well I'm sure a lumpy bazooka fires just as well.

king of the internet · « **Reply #69 on:** April 04, 2014, 03:35:18 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM

i prob wont go to the doctor tbh $:-\$

Why bother? Just accept the cold embrace of death.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #70 on:** April 04, 2014, 03:36:57 PM »

That's not death. Al just has cold hands.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #71 on:** April 04, 2014, 04:36:12 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 04, 2014, 03:32:20 PM

I hope youre ok Methodis

Where's the downvote button?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #72 on:** April 06, 2014, 10:57:00 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM

i prob wont go to the doctor tbh $:-\$

Should haves signed up for Obamacare bro. RIP

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #73 on:** April 06, 2014, 11:25:17 AM »

The lumps gone down in the past few days.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #74 on:** April 06, 2014, 11:30:14 AM »

Normally I think the answer to this is obvious and I wouldn't ask anyone else, but since it's you; Are you sure your bazooka didn't just have an erection?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #75 on:** April 06, 2014, 11:34:16 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 06, 2014, 11:25:17 AM

The lumps gone down in the past few days.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #76 on:** April 06, 2014, 12:34:01 PM »

lumps near your crotch=instant doctor visit. come the fuck on, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

unless it's a hemorrhoid I guess

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #77 on:** April 06, 2014, 12:36:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2014, 12:34:01 PM

lumps near your crotch=instant doctor visit. come the fuck on, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

unless it's a hemorrhoid I guess

Methodis is a strong black man that don't need no doctor visits

Diunx · « **Reply #78 on:** April 06, 2014, 02:58:48 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 04, 2014, 03:30:18 PM

i prob wont go to the doctor tbh $:-\$

Typical Black man mistake

Beezy · « **Reply #79 on:** April 06, 2014, 06:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2014, 12:34:01 PM

lumps near your crotch=instant doctor visit. come the fuck on, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

unless it's a hemorrhoid I guess

Or ingrown hairs.

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