Author Topic: Happy birthday to our transcendent arabial sex symbol! (Read 3998 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2014, 09:57:48 AM »

One of the greatest gift Allah hath given to The Bore

king of the internet · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2014, 09:58:07 AM »

Happy Birthday!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:10:19 AM »

Happy 30th! You may collect your complimentary cane and tube of Thera-Gesic from the service desk.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:30:44 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 25, 2014, 10:10:32 AM

Shaka is (Image removed from quote.) an awesome friend brehs

Tonight me and Positive Touch will abuse him in your honor, Boritos (Image removed from quote.)

do you take requests? i can paypal to sweeten the deal.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:34:26 AM »

Happy birthday to the hottest guy on the bore!

Yup I said it, sorry guys, real talk only.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:36:30 AM »

Happy birthday, breh

Esch, you and PT should dress up like Morris and Jerome to Shaka's Prince.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:57:18 AM »

Happy B-Day Shaka(pbuh)

El Babua · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2014, 11:46:04 AM »

Happy Birthday! Have nice, hot steamy one.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2014, 12:27:58 PM »

Happy Birthday, my friend!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2014, 01:09:38 PM »

Happy birthday dude!

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2014, 01:14:21 PM »

OH SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITH THE HAPPY THINGS AND THE JELL-O PUDDIN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2014, 01:56:45 PM »

Smash some pawgs in my honor tonight, breh

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phat ass Wahhabi guys

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happy birthday

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2014, 03:53:44 PM »

^{~ happy bday ~}

Yulwei · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2014, 04:38:58 PM »

happy birfday

Eric P · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2014, 04:42:35 PM »

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i made you a mixtape

cool breeze · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2014, 04:49:08 PM »

happy birthday

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2014, 04:57:19 PM »

Shaka taught me to say Happy Birthday in Arabic

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Or he signed me up for Al Qaeda, I have no idea

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Shaka Khan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2014, 04:58:00 PM »

Thank you kids.

I've never felt healthier, happier, or more comfortable in my own skin that I do today. So I say bring on the 30s!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2014, 05:03:31 PM »

Last night some friends took me out for late drinks after happy hour/trivia night. Then went to a Karoake around midnight, where a bearfriend sang me happy birthday while grinding his crotch on my face as I lay on stage, we followed that by being backup singers to someone singing Boys 2 Men, and finally I sang Purple Rain.

Today I'm going out with my bore family and some friends. It's gonna be legendary.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2014, 05:05:41 PM »

happy bday breh. you should smash 30 pawgs today

Steve Contra · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2014, 05:06:34 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 25, 2014, 05:04:56 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on April 25, 2014, 04:57:19 PM
Shaka taught me to say Happy Birthday in Arabic

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It's easy, just say:

أنا جزء كبير من القاعدة

over and over and over again.

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Atramental · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2014, 05:15:25 PM »

Happy B-day

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2014, 06:40:27 PM »

Like every happy birthday post but mine, that's some mad shade

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you're still the hottest :'(

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2014, 06:44:13 PM »

browsing thread through seven proxies to avoid nsa hitlist

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2014, 06:56:28 PM »

Happy birthday Shaka!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2014, 07:45:38 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on April 25, 2014, 06:40:27 PM

Like every happy birthday post but mine, that's some mad shade

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you're still the hottest :'(
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Omfg, honest mistake bb

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2014, 08:04:52 PM »

your birthday present

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2014, 08:39:30 PM »

Happy birthday I uploaded a hot clip just for you

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29 on:** April 25, 2014, 08:49:18 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 25, 2014, 07:45:38 PM

Quote from: Spencer on April 25, 2014, 06:40:27 PM
Like every happy birthday post but mine, that's some mad shade

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Omfg, honest mistake bb

That's good, cock pics were already in the mail and I was going to feel quite silly

chronovore · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2014, 01:15:24 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on April 25, 2014, 10:36:30 AM

Happy birthday, breh

Esch, you and PT should dress up like Morris and Jerome to Shaka's Prince.

Ooh, awesome! I'll show up as Vanity.

Happy Birthday, Shaka! Be sure to get down in yo' birthday suit!

lennedsay · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2014, 01:56:01 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I'M NOT YELLING I'M DRUNK POSTING FROM YOUR BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS.

Guys, I saw a 6'4" Prince doppelgänger sing Purple Rain. A+++++ would watch again

chronovore · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2014, 01:56:36 AM »

PICS! PICS!

lennedsay · « **Reply #33 on:** April 26, 2014, 02:24:59 AM »

If you're friends with Shaka, I loaded the video of the entire performance on Facebook. I posted a pic of me and him too, but I think my hubs got a couple of STLbore. Let me see what I can dig up.

lennedsay · « **Reply #34 on:** April 26, 2014, 02:54:48 AM »

Too sauced to resize.

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Bonus pure sex.

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chronovore · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2014, 03:34:09 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on April 26, 2014, 02:24:59 AM

If you're friends with Shaka, I loaded the video of the entire performance on Facebook. I posted a pic of me and him too, but I think my hubs got a couple of STLbore. Let me see what I can dig up.

Movie is pure gold. Thanks for the upload.

benjipwns · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2014, 03:58:50 AM »

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It was nice of you guys to invite Cenk Uygur.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2014, 04:02:49 AM »

You guys are all friendly and shit. While I'm over here all jelly cause I got no friends. That looks like a rad party though.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2014, 04:05:53 AM »

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It was nice of you guys to invite Cenk Uygur.

lennedsay · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2014, 09:37:43 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 26, 2014, 03:38:52 AM

I wish there was footage of us all belting out Bohemian Rhapsody. Powerful moment.

Great night.

I know! Shaka, Esch, my crazy husband and Queen? I think I wept a little.

bud · « **Reply #40 on:** April 26, 2014, 06:27:59 PM »

happy birthday, jinfash!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** April 26, 2014, 06:33:43 PM »

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It was nice of you guys to invite Cenk Uygur.

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Author Topic: Happy birthday to our transcendent arabial sex symbol! (Read 3998 times)

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