Lol one day we went to the beach, I got there paler than milk and returned redder than a boiled lobster. Next three weeks were nothing but agony, painful showers, literally being unable to wear a shirt most of the time, insomnia, constant shivering, a huge bubble on my left shoulder, and reams of dead skin being peeled off.
Naturally, it was my dumbass self that only used a little sunscreen thinking I'd get a bitching tan.