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Brian Crecente said the BIG 3DS REVEAL OMG is an original IP.

https://twitter.com/crecenteb/status/476881296015126528
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In the meantime, enjoy this fabulous trailer.

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Brian Crecente said the BIG 3DS REVEAL OMG is an original IP.

https://twitter.com/crecenteb/status/476881296015126528

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Best game of last gen, now on Wii U.
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New Miyamoto game, apparently. Get ready for the lulz...
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What time is the reveal
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Right now.
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S.T.E.A.M.

Airships, London, Steampunk bullshit all up in herr.
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Turn-based strategy game, Intelligent Systems is involved.
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I feel like Microsoft is missing out of the steampunk party with Nintendo's Project S.T.E.A.M. and Sony's The Order: 1886.

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"Players will take command of the unit steam a unique fighting force created by Abraham Lincoln to defend against a mysterious invasion from space," Yamagami said.

 :gladbron
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Ahahahaha
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apparently it's a whimsical valkyria chronicles

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Did anyone play VC though? :gladbron

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Nintendoes what Segadon't.
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Intelligent Systems = Awesome
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The art style is kind of ugh:








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PHEW CLAKKA CLAKKA
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Yeah the graphics and art are bad but the premise is too good.
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Wow that looks like shit. Do want tho

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It looks line it could have been a ds port. Any chance it was?
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In the meantime, enjoy this fabulous trailer.



So, it's basically Jurassic Park + Pokemon + Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors?
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Dat 90's theme song.
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The name is actually Code Name S.T.E.A.M. ...
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Why does The black guy remind of speedwagon from jojo
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where is f-zero
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at last a game starring Captain N's Simon Belmont.

its all i could think of

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where is f-zero




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STEAM sounds great, but then I saw it. Eugh.
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Codename Steam looks pretty cool. I'm down for more Valkyira-ish gameplay.

It'll probably bomb in sales though. :'(

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SOLD!

Clakka Clakka is the sound of freedom, donchaknow.

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Hi

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Ah, so that's why Wii U sales are 666% in the UK.

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 :whew

I thought there actually was a Valkyria Chronicles for a 2nd going off the title.

I was kinda hoping they'd announce some expansion of the VC on 3DS. Are we ever going to see SNES or GBA games on the 3DS? I hear that hardware issues may be the reason but sometimes I think they reserve SNES/GBA/DS games for the WiiU in a misguided attempt to boost sales of the system. I have nothing to back that up, of course.

So I assume VC is a comparatively minor chunk of revenue?

I suppose that makes sense. Kiddies aren't into the nostalgia and older types are well aware of emulators. Plus $5 for Donkey Kong? El oh el.

I was really surprised that there was almost no attention paid to the 3DS this year. Their best-selling product gets no respect. Is this an attempt to really push the WiiU hard? Or is the well dry as far as 3DS releases?

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need to start putting teams on games the 3ds successor for it to come out next year

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First Smash Bros. review

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First Smash Bros. review


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You know, that is probably the most accurate review of a Smash Bros. game I've ever see, not even trolling. It's like what everyone's thinking while playing that game.

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He totally nailed the "psycho Villager" memes after one look at the character. :lol






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"So...is there a Birthday Suit Samus?"

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Dat Elfish racism doe :'(

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Good. Elves are the worst.
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Conan using the Gamecube controller.  :lawd
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Gopro is worth $2.77 billion ???

Reminds me of the last cruncheons episode. Rich people gambling ::)
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Gopro is worth $2.77 billion ???

Reminds me of the last cruncheons episode. Rich people gambling ::)

See also: 1998-2000 internet boom [and subsequent bust].
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At least GoPro is a good product and not a gimmick.
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GoPro is literally a poor-man's Google Glass.

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GoPro is literally a poor-man's Google Glass.

god SHUT UP
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Google glass are like segways now, you can't help but laugh when you see one in the wild.  Unlike segways though I immediately assume the owner is a creep.
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I saw a person a few days ago wearing Google Glass and, what do you know, he was wearing some ironic, meta-humor t-shirt.
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I've never seen a google glass out in the wild.
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You probably will in LA, but SF is the capital for completely unaware assholes with no fashion sense and too much money, so they're all over the place.
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