1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Now Kara has nothing to work off of.

Yeah my brother is quite the helper.....

On ways to browns v steelers...no worries there will be plenty of self loathing come 4pm

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133952396&postcount=1

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[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133952396&postcount=1

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Andrex

[Momo]

It uncomfortably feels like that Yoshi is brandishing it's ass at the viewer so as to say "have at it" 

[Kara]

Da fugg you talking about, Wrath.

[Kara]

[Momo]

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" He heard the slice of bread whisper, already moist with peanut butter 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133952396&postcount=1

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p. sure moms still use/buy sterilite in 2014.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134003564&postcount=3877

have a fanboy melt over a game nobody is gonna give two shits about in half a year brehs.

[StealthFan]

That exclusive tho.

[Broseidon]

Imagine The Order getting 7s and shit

[Shaka Khan]

Imagine The Order getting 7s and shit

Spoilers:

It'll get 7s and shit. Book it.

nib's banned? good riddance. One good step out of many my brown brethren need in order to repair their image as filthy Sony stans. Next on the agenda: Thuway.

[Big Hoops]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133952396&postcount=1

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Just copy and pasted the avatar but I feel like we're do for a nintard smiley like this. That looks like a "well what do you do?" as a response to the idiocy of the fanbase and would be quite the companion piece to our Miyamoto deal with it smiley.

Can you tell I haven't slept?

it should be a splatoon smiley

have y'all noticed that everyone with a splatoon avatar is a [d u m b a s s] 

[nudemacusers]

When i'm driving well they hardly ram in to me , most times when it happens it's my fault, making innecesary drifts or slowing to much while having somebody righ behind me. I would say most players are not even aware of the cars behind them while braking, wich can make you think it's their fault sometimes whe it's not.


this is like battered wives in videogame form

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134003564&postcount=3877

have a fanboy melt over a game nobody is gonna give two shits about in half a year brehs.

I wouldn't even say half a year. Give it two weeks.

Driveclub seems such a weird game to have a proxy console battle over. But GAF will find a way.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134003564&postcount=3877

have a fanboy melt over a game nobody is gonna give two shits about in half a year brehs.

That kid's really an insufferable twat. 

Surprised they bothered to ban him though..... seems like another honorable member of the GAF Sony Schutzstaffel

[nudemacusers]

the order is gonna get gentlemen's 8's on account of the visuals. a few 7s from the hardened crowd, outlets whom of course have an institutional bias against sony which I will now demonstrate by posting a wall of cherry-picked review scores.

[WanderingWind]

Console warriors just need to be shipped to an island and forced to fight to the death with weapons made from their console parts.

Is there anything more pathetic than giving a shit about a gaming console?

[nudemacusers]

fashion model stanning

[Joe Molotov]

fast food stanning

[nudemacusers]

posting about other forums you're banned from

[WanderingWind]

 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=911045

Stay safe brah

[nudemacusers]

I wish someone would have safed me when I was younger  :'(

[Kara]

40K fiction author staning.

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Dan Abnett

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Aaron Dembski-Bowden

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[Joe Molotov]

If I was a billionaire, I'd reboot Blossom.

[Kara]

Watching Blossom.

Watching Blossom because it was picked in a competition by people that populate a forum because they were banned from another forum.

[WanderingWind]

You know why they're billionaires? Because they don't give a fuck about stupid shit like resurrecting M.A.N.T.I.S.

[I'm a Puppy!]

When you're every day life is filled with yachts, models, drugs, permanent vacations and whatever the hell you want why would you ever watch a TV show?

[Kara]

You know why they're billionaires? Because they don't give a fuck about stupid shit like resurrecting M.A.N.T.I.S.

They just give a fuck about work, yeah.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134017811&postcount=1724

Like it or not Sony is not the only company with consistency issues. Comcast (cable company) frequently has issues and so do phone companies and yet people don't really complain. Shit happens, plain and simple.

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

To be fair, comparing Sony to Comcast isn't too far off the mark.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134017811&postcount=1724

Like it or not Sony is not the only company with consistency issues. Comcast (cable company) frequently has issues and so do phone companies and yet people don't really complain. Shit happens, plain and simple.

 

people complain about comcast all the fucking time wtf

has he not been paying attention to the comcast/time warner merger??

[Kara]

People complain about mobile providers (in the U.S.) all the fucking time too.

with dat shit, B.

[Tasty]

we need more spilled milk to appease the blood milk god

Andrex

Whole/chocolate milk.

Any other kind of "milk."

It uncomfortably feels like that Yoshi is brandishing it's ass at the viewer so as to say "have at it" 

No different than Andrex whenever Oscar shows up in a thread.

  One day back and already with this shiz.

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[dmj]

The people defending the Driveclub PS+ edition debacle in that thread are baffling. 

I shouldn't be surprised by the typical anti-consumer slant of most console warriors, but for some reason I still am.

[Yulwei]

Every single first party exclusive on the PS4 so far has received mixed or downright bad review scores. It's either a gaming journalism conspiracy against Sony or Sony's first party effort has been trash thus far.

It's a conspiracy of course and you are anti-sony if you criticize the shittastic PSN

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134003564&postcount=3877

have a fanboy melt over a game nobody is gonna give two shits about in half a year brehs.

I wouldn't even say half a year. Give it two weeks.

Driveclub seems such a weird game to have a proxy console battle over. But GAF will find a way.

Covert xbot, begone. Not even your signature ambivalence can mask your MS stanning.

[Shaka Khan]

In other news, welcome back if ever so briefly, bae.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134003564&postcount=3877

have a fanboy melt over a game nobody is gonna give two shits about in half a year brehs.

That kid's really an insufferable twat. 

Surprised they bothered to ban him though..... seems like another honorable member of the GAF Sony Schutzstaffel

[Shadow Mod]

pro wrestling

Watch some old Nitros/WWF.

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134003564&postcount=3877

have a fanboy melt over a game nobody is gonna give two shits about in half a year brehs.

I wouldn't even say half a year. Give it two weeks.

Driveclub seems such a weird game to have a proxy console battle over. But GAF will find a way.

Covert xbot, begone. Not even your signature ambivalence can mask your MS stanning.

Xbox for life!

[Momo]

we need more spilled milk to appease the blood milk god

Andrex

 

Whole/chocolate milk.

Any other kind of "milk."

It uncomfortably feels like that Yoshi is brandishing it's ass at the viewer so as to say "have at it" 

No different than Andrex whenever Oscar shows up in a thread.

  One day back and already with this shiz.

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[octopushover]

mac http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134027600&postcount=211

[I'm a Puppy!]

mac http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134027600&postcount=211

Well he does. Just older.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134028461&postcount=9950

 

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[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134028461&postcount=9950

 

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[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134028461&postcount=9950

 

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TIME TO RAISE AN AWARENESS CAMPAIGN OVER THIS GIF

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[Himu]

Wrath would love to fuck a girl on a bed of snakes and a giant ape skull staring at them or something

[D3RANG3D]

That GIF is grossly insensitive to trans issues, particularly humiliating and unladylike erections. I'm not saying you should be offended, but you need to think through how this could be offensive to other people, and try to have some empathy.

 

[Rahxephon91]

Every single first party exclusive on the PS4 so far has received mixed or downright bad review scores. It's either a gaming journalism conspiracy against Sony or Sony's first party effort has been trash thus far.

.....But that is'nt true. Infamous and it's DLC, The Last of US PS4, Rezogun, MLB the Show, and even Driveclub have received good reviews. Even Killzone fucking Killzone got mixed reviews at best. Gaming "journalism" has been pretty positive with Sony.

[Shadow Mod]

Thread was getting good...

Puddles comes back.

Rinse, repeat.

 

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134028461&postcount=9950

 

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TIME TO RAISE AN AWARENESS CAMPAIGN OVER THIS GIF

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I was thinking the same.

[Himu]

Did they fuck with a cup of snake blood on the dresser?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Somehow I knew youd know a better story

[Kara]

I had a roommate in college who went from being your basic drunk/stoner college bro to like full-on goth over the year. He started putting up weird paintings, sculptures, etc in the room, hung up swords on the wall, blasted weird music all the time. I guess his girlfriend was really into it too.

[Himu]

Did they fuck with a cup of snake blood on the dresser?

May very well have done so.

Can't hate on the guy though. He was repping Baphomet before I'd even played an SMT game. GOAT (pun not originally intended, but now it is) demon.

Naw.

[thisismyusername]

Shaka: how many people do you have murdered in the digital realm?

I just counted and I think I have roughly ~278. I think I have you beat.  :'(

[Shaka Khan]

Good question. Lemme check.

Edit: 144. Hasn't been updated in forever too. Damn, I'm getty sloppy.

[nudemacusers]

mac http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134027600&postcount=211

fallingedge is my bro but he should know better. I would never leave a shirt untucked with a suit

[Shaka Khan]

Not even with skinny denim + blazer? 'cause that's what kid you is wearing.