1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

gonna get an xbone tomorrow. jack off. eat steak . watch strike back and read some moon knight

You missed "post on bore about how unexcited I am about the quality of xbone games"

[toku]

gonna get an xbone tomorrow. jack off. eat steak . watch strike back and read some moon knight

Scott x Stonebridge forever

[StealthFan]

gonna get an xbone tomorrow. jack off. eat steak . watch strike back and read some moon knight

You missed "post on bore about how unexcited I am about the quality of xbone games"

Sunset looks fun as fuck. MCC is cool but broken (massive Halo stan). Titanfall looks fun as hell. Dead Rising looks decent and Ryse looks like it's fun but shallow. That's more exclusives (on consoles, I know whats on the PC too) than PS4 and I enjoy my PS4 immensely.

[Phoenix Dark]

aia not knowing how to eat bone marrow 

pd not knowing how to eat osso bucco in general

expect black people to understand the rules of high cuisine brehs. this is why our standarized test scores are so low.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

aia not knowing how to eat bone marrow 

pd not knowing how to eat osso bucco in general

expect black people to understand the rules of high cuisine brehs. this is why our standarized test scores are so low.

Yeah, we don't know what the fuck crepes are either, assholes. And who the fuck eats anything with waffles but chicken? Put strawberries and whipped cream on my waffles and get slapped in your chin

[Phoenix Dark]

Contra talking about drinking bone marrow and I'm wondering if you have to use a special straw.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Contra talking about drinking bone marrow and I'm wondering if you have to use a special straw.

I was thinking you had to crack that shit open and go all Lestat on that shit.

[StealthFan]

Be a black man and use a homoerotic cac vampire as a reference point, brehs.

[Phoenix Dark]

Maybe they give you some of those crab shell hammers.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Be a black man and use a homoerotic cac vampire as a reference point, brehs.

edit: 

I like that movie and Blacula ain't sucking out no marrow dude.

Be black and watch japanese children cartoons breh

 

[Mr. Nobody]

Be a black man and use a homoerotic cac vampire as a reference point, brehs.

jesus 

[Cindi Mayweather]

[Phoenix Dark]

Be a black man and use a homoerotic cac vampire as a reference point, brehs.

[toku]

Yeah my grandma never used to waste anything in the pot. Y'all ever chew on chicken foot brehs?

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah my grandma never used to waste anything in the pot. Y'all ever chew on chicken foot brehs?

 

Yes and gizzards.....McNuggets were a rare treasure in my youth.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah my grandma never used to waste anything in the pot. Y'all ever chew on chicken foot brehs?

 

My Texan family members were eating that stuff when I visited. I ate some fried frog legs but didn't fuck with no chicken feet.

[Steve Contra]

Contra talking about drinking bone marrow and I'm wondering if you have to use a special straw.

I was thinking you had to crack that shit open and go all Lestat on that shit.

Thin knife, spread that shit on bread.

[sarslip]

I ate some fried frog legs but didn't fuck with no chicken feet.

they taste the same

[Mr. Nobody]

Haven't had gizzards in a loooong time. Don't even remember the experience honestly.

[Cindi Mayweather]

http://i.imgur.com/k91LSJI.jpg

[Joe Molotov]

Haven't had gizzards in a loooong time. Don't even remember the experience honestly.

I had some livers and gizzards once. They smelled pretty good, how bad could they be?

Shit was revolting.

[toku]

If y'all are ever in Jamaica and someone offers you "mannish water" don't fucking drink it. It's goat soup and by goat soup I mean they literally butcher a goat and throw most of it in a pot. It's normal to end up with parts of a goat skull in your cup/bowl or bits of heart and shit.

[Cindi Mayweather]

Thank you for the warning.

[toku]

My grandma used to fix curry cow liver (at least I think cow liver? I just knew it as liver) all the time. I used to like it, haven't had it since I was like ten though. I know cow tongue is popular in haiti but never tried it.

[Rufus]

I've had chicken hearts once and those were fine. Liver is fine too, but I haven't had it in forever. Hm...

I'd give a pass to all other innards though.

[sarslip]

If y'all are ever in Jamaica and someone offers you "mannish water" don't fucking drink it. It's goat soup and by goat soup I mean they literally butcher a goat and throw most of it in a pot. It's normal to end up with parts of a goat skull in your cup/bowl or bits of heart and shit.

sounds good tbh

people do know what gravy is?  please someone tell me that they dont eat gravy cause it has gross parts in it. 

esch you had rabbit heart?   

[sarslip]

rocky mountain oysters anyone? 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=139858360&postcount=141

Fuck this thread.

So let me get this straight: here we have a totally not marketing related devloper at Ubisoft trying to give a possible explanation as to why Unity launched in poor shape. He repeats numerous times that he didn't actually work on this game specifically, but that he was only giving a possible explanation based on his knowledge about the process of working on and releasing a game.

But the brave and good consumers of Neogaf, who posses literally zero insight in to the inner workings of the Ubisoft clockwork, immediately write off anything said by any person at Ubisoft - no matter how sound and logical it may be -  as bullshit, because the company consists solely of malevolent nazis whose only goal is to eradicate the contents of out wallets.

Fuck you

[I'm a Puppy!]

Y'all are disgusting.
 

Imma go eat some taco bell.

[Steve Contra]

The poached brains at Le Baratin in Paris

One of the great dishes in the world

[Joe Molotov]

The poached brains at Le Baratin in Paris

One of the great dishes in the world

Could you recommend a wine to go with that?

[Steve Contra]

I had champagne

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=139858360&postcount=141

Fuck this thread.

So let me get this straight: here we have a totally not marketing related devloper at Ubisoft trying to give a possible explanation as to why Unity launched in poor shape. He repeats numerous times that he didn't actually work on this game specifically, but that he was only giving a possible explanation based on his knowledge about the process of working on and releasing a game.

But the brave and good consumers of Neogaf, who posses literally zero insight in to the inner workings of the Ubisoft clockwork, immediately write off anything said by any person at Ubisoft - no matter how sound and logical it may be -  as bullshit, because the company consists solely of malevolent nazis whose only goal is to eradicate the contents of out wallets.

Fuck you

Well, they're not nazis 

[Trent Dole]

http://i.imgur.com/k91LSJI.jpg

that's /pol/ for you. They are awful. Some channers are rad people, witness the anons exposing kkk members and taking down all their sites.

[/r/neofeg]

it's widely known /pol/ is the best board

[/r/neofeg]

look at all this fine birthday pussy evilore got 

[Tribal]

http://i.imgur.com/k91LSJI.jpg

that's /pol/ for you. They are awful. Some channers are rad people, witness the anons exposing kkk members and taking down all their sites.

a number of /pol/ posters were involved in that.

[StealthFan]

martinlawerenceinbadboys2shegotatonguering.gif

[StealthFan]

at niccas like tribal and neofag praising /pol/

what a shock

[Tribal]

at niccas like tribal and neofag praising /pol/

what a shock

Get fucked

[StealthFan]

[/r/neofeg]

they're very attractive girls, but on immediate inspection, the girl on the left stands out the most.

tfw you see the tongue piercing, a classic sign of degeneracy and mental instability. 

blonde

[Tribal]

fuck off gaylord

[StealthFan]

neofag has playfulness and humor. You're just a skank Tribal

[Broseidon]

[Your Stalker]

they're very attractive girls, but on immediate inspection, the girl on the left stands out the most.

tfw you see the tongue piercing, a classic sign of degeneracy and mental instability. 

blonde

i think you mean 

[Dennis]

Is that H/protagonist ?

[Tribal]

neofag has playfulness and humor. You're just a skank Tribal

fuck off gaylord

[Broseidon]

cant even tell if these are seriousposts :mjlol

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=139858360&postcount=141

Fuck this thread.

So let me get this straight: here we have a totally not marketing related devloper at Ubisoft trying to give a possible explanation as to why Unity launched in poor shape. He repeats numerous times that he didn't actually work on this game specifically, but that he was only giving a possible explanation based on his knowledge about the process of working on and releasing a game.

But the brave and good consumers of Neogaf, who posses literally zero insight in to the inner workings of the Ubisoft clockwork, immediately write off anything said by any person at Ubisoft - no matter how sound and logical it may be -  as bullshit, because the company consists solely of malevolent nazis whose only goal is to eradicate the contents of out wallets.

Fuck you

See, I like this guy because instead of making a million passive aggressive posts in defense of Ubisoft while at the same time trying to vehemently deny any sort of fanboyism like so many thousands of Gaming side posters do, he just gets straight to the point and calls out all the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows who will bitch endlessly (and to the wrong people) about the problems with this AC game and then go on to immediately pre-order the next one.

Gaming side is nigh-unreadable garbage because fanboyism is openly tolerated, but only if you're autistic about it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Fact: Evilore has more attentive pussy then the B team at Neofag

Fiction: Anybody gives a shit about neofag.

Eat that either.

http://m.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

And I hate neogaf. That's the goddamn bummer

[StealthFan]

GAF is shit. Lore does get laid.

facts

[/r/neofeg]

Fact: Evilore has more attentive pussy then the B team at Neofag

Fiction: Anybody gives a shit about neofag.

Eat that either.

http://m.

looks like we found the imposter from last night 

what did you expect? 

[nudemacusers]

getting laid isn't that special i do it practically every day

[/r/neofeg]

well, our little visitor made a big deal about "making out with people." priorities, brehs. 

[nudemacusers]

oh well i rarely do that anymore. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

GAF acting like there's not gonna riots in Ferguson if the cop's let off. That's a bet I'm willing to make. Cops gonna start it though.

[octopushover]

they kind of look like they think he's their gay friend 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Getting laid isn't that special. It's easy to get laid.