Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5901896 times)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17040 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:42:08 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140235133&postcount=105

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17041 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:43:47 PM »

Mail order brides thread.

Mods helped.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17042 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 24, 2014, 04:43:47 PM

Mail order brides thread. Mods helped. (Image removed from quote.)

mans cant even get amazon prime 2day delivery babes here

Yo! Shinobi · « **Reply #17043 on:** November 24, 2014, 06:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 24, 2014, 01:12:04 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 24, 2014, 01:10:55 PM
Yoga pants

GAF confuses me, I thought for sure the SJW's would massacre this guy from being a creep but alas 5 pages deep and nobody bitching.

But when you talk like a man, and give out man advice, watch out now, BAN! Nothing but man children there.

Atramental · « **Reply #17044 on:** November 24, 2014, 06:36:42 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140250871&postcount=5

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toku · « **Reply #17045 on:** November 24, 2014, 06:40:17 PM »

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bunny · « **Reply #17046 on:** November 24, 2014, 06:41:56 PM »

Incoming gaf basketball American riots

kick51 · « **Reply #17047 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:12:24 PM »

Quote from: toku on November 24, 2014, 06:40:17 PM

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Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #17048 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:37:07 PM »

People dap Andrex here all the time though.

Rufus · « **Reply #17049 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:45:20 PM »

Look who's talking.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #17050 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:50:07 PM »

I don't get daps.

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And fuck deranged and whoever this rufus is.

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Tasty · « **Reply #17051 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2014, 06:36:42 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140250871&postcount=5

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What was this

I want to know

Tasty · « **Reply #17052 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 24, 2014, 07:37:07 PM

People dap Andrex here all the time though.

I don't think that's remotely true, lol.

Broseidon · « **Reply #17053 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:06:22 PM »

turrible should be hellbanned

/r/neofeg · « **Reply #17054 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:13:55 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140243944&postcount=11749

only way the bct would be touchable by gaf mods is if it were a preteen drunk on a wine cooler

king of the internet · « **Reply #17055 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:29:56 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 24, 2014, 08:01:07 PM

Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2014, 06:36:42 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140250871&postcount=5

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What was this

I want to know

Haha so are they gonna just follow him around and keep deleting his posts. Wow, gg.

Atramental · « **Reply #17056 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:34:44 PM »

@Andrex

It was Terrisus talking about how he never broke up with anyone before.

But that's because he married the first woman that let him put it in (allegedly?).

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17057 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 24, 2014, 08:01:43 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 24, 2014, 07:37:07 PM
People dap Andrex here all the time though.

I don't think that's remotely true, lol.

I respect this humblebegging for daps angle

pilonv1 · « **Reply #17058 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:40:43 PM »

I remember when Andrex liked every post on a page

StealthFan · « **Reply #17059 on:** November 24, 2014, 09:07:02 PM »

Titanfall

Xbots can't handle something that owns this much

This shit is crack.

toku · « **Reply #17060 on:** November 24, 2014, 09:18:46 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on November 24, 2014, 09:07:02 PM

Titanfall

Xbots can't handle something that owns this much This shit is crack.

I love titanfall too. I bought it twice. I guess we're bros now. You're alright in my book stealthfan.

StealthFan · « **Reply #17061 on:** November 24, 2014, 09:28:12 PM »

demi · « **Reply #17062 on:** November 24, 2014, 09:50:47 PM »

Titanfall is shit - enjoy your shitty opinion and watch out for your schizo roommates : )

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #17063 on:** November 24, 2014, 09:57:57 PM »

Would like to play Titanfall. Multiplayer-sans the stupid bots- seemed more fun than CoDAW. Hopefully two comes to the PS4 and has a single player.

toku · « **Reply #17064 on:** November 24, 2014, 10:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on November 24, 2014, 09:57:57 PM

Would like to play Titanfall. Multiplayer-sans the stupid bots- seemed more fun than CoDAW. Hopefully two comes to the PS4 and has a single player.

They made some improvements and im hopeful for the sequel. Hope it's more popular going forward.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17065 on:** November 24, 2014, 10:23:53 PM »

you know what we really need? a proper redo of shogo

StealthFan · « **Reply #17066 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:04:16 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 24, 2014, 10:00:49 PM

It's cool when you're dueling with the mechs or when you're just shooting dudes on foot, it's when they combine the two that it all starts to fall apart a bit.

they could use some more cool shit, like lines that hook titans in the legs and slow them/down them like in Empire Strikes back.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #17067 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:07:04 PM »

Well this looks great. Too bad if it ever comes out it'll be a lame free to play game.

Tasty · « **Reply #17068 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:11:25 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on November 24, 2014, 08:40:43 PM

I remember when Andrex liked every post on a page

Not every post. Definitely any post that mentioned me, though.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #17069 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:20:35 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 24, 2014, 10:23:53 PM

you know what we really need? a proper redo of shogo

But Monolith won't do that.

Quote from: Esch on November 24, 2014, 10:00:49 PM

It's cool when you're dueling with the mechs or when you're just shooting dudes on foot, it's when they combine the two that it all starts to fall apart a bit.

Both of them together was fine.

The problem was:

-Small maps
-Small player count (not talking the total population, in round)
-No destruction of things/"parkour bridges"/signs in the way of the mech to allow them into a few more areas for the sake of "LOL PROTECT THE PILOTS"
-Smart gun, Smart gun, Smart gun
-Lack of content to where you've seen everything it did in two rounds or thereabout.

Co-op maybe changes the dynamics, but there's easily abusable shit like Smartgun and Smoke against most players that aren't "pros."

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #17070 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:28:18 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 24, 2014, 08:34:44 PM

@Andrex

It was Terrisus talking about how he never broke up with anyone before.

But that's because he married the first woman that let him put it in (allegedly?).

I think he said he married her then didn't have sex for like 5 or 8 years or something.

toku · « **Reply #17071 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:36:39 PM »

I still play it

thisismyusername · « **Reply #17072 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:04:20 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 24, 2014, 11:31:57 PM

thisismyusername is right, but I do think it's a good game. Just not a game with good mileage, which is exactly the problem with why the game was forgotten so easily. It was supposed to have some mileage and have people playing it online till the next one. The game failed at doing that.

If they dropped the bots, redid the maps and maybe balanced the abusable shit like nuke + smoke and running on walls while using the smart-gun, I could actually see it finding a place in the shooter market, kinda. It does have a difference with the mechs in the mix from CoD/BF/Halo and the like as far as the sandbox goes.

But Jesus Christ, the beta LITERALLY shows you all you needed to see in the game and making a "floor is hot lava" mode, while different from most FPS modes... isn't enough to get around the fact that the games maps are too damn small to be "fun" in when pilots can get into cubby holes to avoid Titan fire and Titans can't chase the pilots to stop them due to map restrictions.

toku · « **Reply #17073 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:07:11 AM »

Didn't read because the game is great as is.

StealthFan · « **Reply #17074 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:32:04 AM »

Damn. This nicca straight didn't read

Also LMAO at Dark Souls 2 next gen reactions.

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #17075 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:36:52 AM »

I was waiting on a next-gen Dark Souls 2 port in the first place. I enjoyed the PS3 version enough that I'd play it again w/ all the DLC at a higher res/ stable framerate*.

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Assuming Namco gives From the money for them to do this. $:-\$

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fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17076 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:43:18 AM »

oh boy a next gen version of a piss poor sequel to one of the best games of the generation. can't wait

StealthFan · « **Reply #17077 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:48:40 AM »

c;mon breh. Piss poor? It wasn't that bad. It was certainly lesser than its predecessors.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17078 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:52:06 AM »

pretty much every aspect is worse than it's predecessor. they fucked it all up.

El Babua · « **Reply #17079 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:53:20 AM »

The level design is worse and the boss fights are crap. Enemy designs are unimaginative.

Dark Souls 2 is one of those games that gets worse in your mind the more you let it stew.

king of the internet · « **Reply #17080 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:53:52 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 25, 2014, 12:43:18 AM

oh boy a next gen version of a piss poor sequel to one of the best games of the generation. can't wait

Still would be one of the better games on the real next gen systems tho...

Tasty · « **Reply #17081 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:54:01 AM »

Why didn't they do a Dark Soul Trilogy thing? All three including Demon's Souls. Bam.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #17082 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:54:33 AM »

Dark Souls II is still a great game. I hope the port fixes some of the glitches and bugs in hitbox detection as well as dumb enemy AI.

El Babua · « **Reply #17083 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:55:14 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 25, 2014, 12:54:01 AM

Why didn't they do a Dark Soul Trilogy thing? All three including Demon's Souls. Bam.

Sorny owns the Demon's Souls IP

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #17084 on:** November 25, 2014, 01:05:23 AM »

There's some aspects of DSII that I dislike, but I still like the sum of its parts, even if it's less than Demon's and Dark Souls. It's not like it's predecessors were perfect games either, I still dread doing Dark Souls' second half any time I play it.

The lowest ranking souls game is still better than most of the crud I played on PS3.

Tasty · « **Reply #17085 on:** November 25, 2014, 02:00:35 AM »

Quote from: Bobby Doucher on November 25, 2014, 12:55:14 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 25, 2014, 12:54:01 AM
Why didn't they do a Dark Soul Trilogy thing? All three including Demon's Souls. Bam.

Sorny owns the Demon's Souls IP

Then do it for PS4.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #17086 on:** November 25, 2014, 06:23:14 AM »

Quote from: toku on November 25, 2014, 12:07:11 AM

Didn't read because the game is great as is.

No it isn't. Smoke + Tactical Nuke Ejection + Auto-Eject + Agile Titan = GG other titans. Use the two-three boost to slam into someone, smoke them while using the (forgetting because it's been months) highest damage anti-Titan LMG on the Titan and trapping them quickly to where you strip shields in 5 seconds flat. Oh they move backwards? Chase them down.

Doomed? Chase them down. As soon as your Titan is set to blow? You auto-Eject and take them (and possibly a "Rodeo" boarder or three other pilots) out.

That's just one of the many abusable things the game has.

I mean look, if you like the game: Cool. But it's readily apparent why it flopped. Balance of abusable shit being one. (But the major one on PC being the lack of a server browser)

kick51 · « **Reply #17087 on:** November 25, 2014, 08:45:43 AM »

I can't get excited for these things anymore, not even Dark Souls 2. I say to myself that it's neat, but that I should wait for post-release impressions. Whether it's technical shit like glitches and crashes or gameplay shit like balance being off or subtly shit, game pre/reviewers and pre-release hype manbabies are no help.

also, these new consoles are fucking worthless. Has any gen gone a year with nothing but re-releases?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #17088 on:** November 25, 2014, 09:39:29 AM »

Quote from: Bobby Doucher on November 25, 2014, 12:53:20 AM

The level design is worse and the boss fights are crap. Enemy designs are unimaginative.

Dark Souls 2 is one of those games that gets worse in your mind the more you let it stew.

Heavy Rain was that game for me.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #17089 on:** November 25, 2014, 10:03:13 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 25, 2014, 09:55:36 AM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on November 25, 2014, 09:39:29 AM
Quote from: Bobby Doucher on November 25, 2014, 12:53:20 AM
The level design is worse and the boss fights are crap. Enemy designs are unimaginative.

Dark Souls 2 is one of those games that gets worse in your mind the more you let it stew.

Heavy Rain was that game for me.

Heavy Rain was trash the moment you played it. But hey, at least it's a David Cage game you can actually play. Beyond Two Souls is essentially a shitty movie with buttons.

Shit, I was still in awe of the graphics and the "hey, this is actually different and interesting" factor when I initially played it.

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I should've known it was all bad when Ethan took the full hit of the car that killed his son and came out unscathed. Car wasn't even going that fast to begin with.

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