1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[SmokyDave]

neofeg now has a partnership with this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRANSAIDS


disgusting.

I think it's all about being as 'shocking' as possible. Are you shocked? It's shocking, isn't it! I'm so shocked.

Seriously though, it has all the nuance and subtlety of a brick through a plate glass window. I like my hatred low-key, clever, and classy.

[helios]

That little kid in ME3 was a little shit hiding in vents and shit. That's why you got blown up bitch.

[StealthFan]

My Shepard was a renegade and shouldn't have given a fuck about that kid. Fuck ME3, man.

[benjipwns]

Of you could be benji and list a bunch of economics tracts that are running jokes in the 21st century.

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[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=992372

OMG whatever shall we do!?

[Take My Breh Away]

who needs paid astroturfers anyway?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152075888&postcount=4268

haven't seen serious business like this in a while.

They pulling out the stops. Already declaring them the next Naughty Dog

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152092925&postcount=4532
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152099966&postcount=4634
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152100008&postcount=4636

Can't interrupt the narrative, bro

I feel sorry for the first poor fucker that gives this anything under 9/10 as they will be dog piled on twitter.

[Positive Touch]

neofeg now has a partnership with this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRANSAIDS


disgusting.

so again I ask, when do we stop with the no ban shit and boot this dipfuck that runs a legit hate site and stalks and harasses people. there's literally no reason dude should be allowed here.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152102669&postcount=4696

so in other words...the gameplay isn't good.

[El Babua]

Hey, it's an experience buddy.

An experience that will finally legitimize our art to the masses.

[Sausage]

What does bish checked mean?

[nachobro]

What does bish checked mean?

that their "leaks" stay in the company line

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152102669&postcount=4696

so in other words...the gameplay isn't good.

"At least it is not broken you guys"

[/r/neofeg]

neofeg now has a partnership with this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRANSAIDS


disgusting.

so again I ask, when do we stop with the no ban shit and boot this dipfuck that runs a legit hate site and stalks and harasses people. there's literally no reason dude should be allowed here.

the internet is scary. 

 

[Purple Filth]

who needs paid astroturfers anyway?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152075888&postcount=4268

haven't seen serious business like this in a while.

They pulling out the stops. Already declaring them the next Naughty Dog

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152092925&postcount=4532
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152099966&postcount=4634
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152100008&postcount=4636

Can't interrupt the narrative, bro

I feel sorry for the first poor fucker that gives this anything under 9/10 as they will be dog piled on twitter.

It seems Gerstmann might actually be reviewing it.

if true then we might be in for a feast (or watch as he's now deemed worthy if he thinks the game is good)

[Take My Breh Away]

The Order's ending leaked. Obligatory spoilers



Guy who posted it all on YT says it actually is 5 hours long. The review thread is going to be insane

[Phoenix Dark]

It's amazing seeing nerds get so defensive over the idea of "cinematic gaming," when nearly every cinematic game has a shitty story. Stop acting like this shit is the upper echelon of your hobby - it's tryhard tripe that isn't even straight to DVD status.

[helios]

It plays like a Telltale game. At least those are $25.

[El Babua]

That ending.

You know, even without context it looks pretty bad.

[Your Stalker]

The final boss is a QTE?

[zepblackstar]

The Order's ending leaked. Obligatory spoilers



Guy who posted it all on YT says it actually is 5 hours long. The review thread is going to be insane

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5 hours long and 60 bucks?

thank you gamefly...

[Kraftwerk]

What I don't get is....the developers have managed to make the game look incredible and all the combat animations are there, so why the fuck is it locked to QTE events? In that final boss video there are.moments where you freely hit him, then it goes into the string of QTE events again . just baffling to me. Unless I'm missing something.

Hell, I would rather have dull combat then press one button on prompt every few seconds for.

[meeb]

It's amazing seeing nerds get so defensive over the idea of "cinematic gaming," when nearly every cinematic game has a shitty story. Stop acting like this shit is the upper echelon of your hobby - it's tryhard tripe that isn't even straight to DVD status.

These are the same people that think 300, Wreck it Ralph, and Guardians of the Galaxy are on par with Lawrence of Arabia. They have a child's understanding of narrative complexity.

[thisismyusername]

5 hours long and 60 bucks?

thank you Youtube...

FTFY. You're welcome. Why bother playing it yourself when you can see all the cutscenes for the terrible story with the QTE's added?

[thisismyusername]

On another note:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=944860

: The Thread.

[nudemacusers]

no beef with qte's in general we're in a post heavy rain world now at least let me choose between X and O sometimes.

[StealthFan]

Ya know...I may not actually Gamefly this shit. My meds make me super wish-washy when it comes to shit now, like scattershot to the nines, and I simply have no patience for hand-holdy bullshit. I need a game to throw me into the gameplay. I can't handle this "walk with me and talk/look at this" bullshit anymore.

[Kraftwerk]

Time for some  Ninjan Gaiden then stealthfan

 

[StealthFan]

I got a PS3 now too. Might get the first one.

[Kraftwerk]

I liked pacific rim 

[/r/neofeg]

it's okay bro, i did too

[DarkFlow]

Only issue I had with Mumei as a mod was that everyone would clamor for them to make an appearance, ignoring the actual discussion or trying to hold it at bay until the heroes arrived, and shut down the bigots with reading material and you could tell it would take the wind out of the sails of threads in part because of the red name and encourage one faction. Especially since it'd a.) be quoted endlessly and b.) people would be told to shut up until they read everything Mumei posted and then they could come back after learning to agree. I imagine that will dissipate over time.

I think "red names" need to be aware of the effect that badge/power has over discussion*. The best example is probably how Steve Youngblood goes into threads and demands bitcoins or he'll wreck up the joint. Then mails parts of cats nailed to a picture of him hovering over the ban button to users. I think that's really uncalled for and problematic.

GAF dogpiles are always problematic, especially when the person isn't allowed to respond but instead banned after 25 people quote them just to express disgust. It would nice for mods to clarify that a poster was not banned for their shitty opinion in one thread but for something posted in another when that's the case. Then there's no dancing on the grave and it doesn't promote the image that some views are ban worthy when they aren't. Kabouter or somebody clarified a ban in a recent thread I saw that it was for the guy having been a recurring alt account and it stopped most of that.

*Of course, they might be and use it to their advantage.

Yeah, that was me who got besada to clarify that shit.  I then ran away because I didn't like the eye of mordor looking at me.

[Sausage]

Pacific Rim was so corny.

[Purple Filth]

I liked pacific rim 

same here

[Atramental]

Liking Pacific Rim is fine. It's a good summer movie, pop corn flick.

What's not fine is thinking that Pacific Rim (at least in the story and character departments) is on par with films like Alien and Blade Runner. 

[thisismyusername]

Yeah, that was me who got besada to clarify that shit.  I then ran away because I didn't like the eye of mordor looking at me.

Fancy seeing you here. But yeah, GAF's moderation policies being in the dark and not being able to talk about demoddings there is stupid.

[/r/neofeg]

Liking Pacific Rim is fine. It's a good summer movie, pop corn flick.

What's not fine is thinking that Pacific Rim (at least in the story and character departments) is on par with films like Alien and Blade Runner. 

does anyone actually think that 

[king of the internet]

The Order's ending leaked. Obligatory spoilers

NeoFEG...could you please order one of your thugs to drop ending spoilers in the current Order hype threads? It would be glorious. 

[Kraftwerk]

Liking Pacific Rim is fine. It's a good summer movie, pop corn flick.

What's not fine is thinking that Pacific Rim (at least in the story and character departments) is on par with films like Alien and Blade Runner. 

does anyone actually think that 

You would be surprised.

[Atramental]

It's the same group of people who think that Christopher Nolan is this era's Stanley Kubrick.

Nolan probably cries himself to sleep at night knowing that he'll never be as good as Kubrick.

[Sausage]

The Order's ending leaked. Obligatory spoilers

NeoFEG...could you please order one of your thugs to drop ending spoilers in the current Order hype threads? It would be glorious. 

What do you mean thug? Straight white men shouldn't use that term because of the racial connotations it's associated with these days.

[/r/neofeg]

i myself prefer the nomenclature "e-thug"

[Dennis]

Amir0x almost got his house burned down. First he loses his modship and now this. Guy just can't catch a break.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=992363

[Kraftwerk]

Speaking of Stanley Kubrick, TLoU won best writing award. Now the fanboys will never shut up about it.

[Dennis]

TLoU had great writing (for a videogame) so it was deserved it won awards for (videogame) writing.

[StealthFan]

Even the Sonyponies in SA's PS4 thread don't stan The Order. Shit most of them think it looks mediocre.

[tiesto]

But Sony is kicking ass. It won the generation free.  I don't get this cheerleading. They don't need it anymore.  They won. It's over.

I don't get all the cheerleading for The Order when one month later you have Bloodborne, another 1st party exclusive with a gothic-esque setting, but unlike The Order this one actually has the chance to be good.

[/r/neofeg]

  https://archive.today/oBGuE

 

[StealthFan]

Let's...ban neofag.

[nudemacusers]

https://archive.today/oBGuE

 

I thought archive.today was meant to be exclusively used on things people cared about getting deleted?

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i miss squiddy

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[demi]

This act is getting boring bro. Lighten up.

[StealthFan]

If that Dillinger in that Neofag thread is the same Dillinger on GAF...I know him

We used to post on Systemwars.com together, back when that site was actually populated

[Atramental]

https://archive.today/oBGuE

 

topkek, as they say.


edit: All that being said, I think we should give Squiddy a second chance.

[king of the internet]

Squiddy didn't deserve a first chance.

[Kraftwerk]

So how much y'all reckon EviLore makes from GAF in a year?
And does he technically owe /r/Neofeg royalties for all the extra attention ergo traffic that is coming to GAF.

Wait a minute....it all makes sense now...

EviLore you motherfucker! 

[Kraftwerk]

I guess its safe to assume that the majority of GAF doesn't work. I don't like with-hunts, but I reckon that if you look into the post history of some of the folk in this thread who are.talking about how bad they have it, they are spending whatever they have on figures and shit

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=992441

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Mainly posting for my mod callout

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[Phoenix Dark]

Liking Pacific Rim is fine. It's a good summer movie, pop corn flick.

What's not fine is thinking that Pacific Rim (at least in the story and character departments) is on par with films like Alien and Blade Runner. 

Pacific Rim and Blade Runner are both 7/10 quality flicks.

[ZephyrFate]

Does the game start with someone literally shitting on the game camera to get a game as brown as The Order looks? Because that ending was atrocious looking.

[Verdigris Murder]

You're either being obtuse or thick Zefir, imagine if you just watched the last five minutes of Spartacus, without any sort of context to frame it in.

If you take away the gay sex, it would a shorter series. Suffice to say, if there wasn't aids Freddie Mercury would still be with us.

[Atramental]

 

[DarkFlow]

Yeah, that was me who got besada to clarify that shit.  I then ran away because I didn't like the eye of mordor looking at me.

Fancy seeing you here. But yeah, GAF's moderation policies being in the dark and not being able to talk about demoddings there is stupid.

I lurk most the time.