Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 3183761 times)

kick51 · « **Reply #23880 on:** February 14, 2015, 10:08:05 AM »

pretty blatant viral:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=991454

just happened to stumble on this review by a "random" guy with no subs/viewers who "randomly" got a bottle of this unreleased mountain dew.

tiesto · « **Reply #23881 on:** February 14, 2015, 10:17:14 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2015, 10:20:10 PM

I'm usually not into pale chicks but sometimes you see one that's just

the contrast of my dark and the palest white skin

Thick, pale girls with glasses and bangs...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23882 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:03:45 AM »

will drink to ghst tonight

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #23883 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:23:31 AM »

Quote from: dmj on February 14, 2015, 09:05:54 AM

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 14, 2015, 07:50:28 AM
Edit: Drive by of the year

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151950692&postcount=76

God that was amazing, I hope he wasn't banned for that post specifically. I could not spot a lie.

He was probably banned for this one

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151951442&postcount=80

Weapons grade Ether

SmokyDave · « **Reply #23884 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:24:27 AM »

ghst cracks me up, but his 'console gamers are idiots' thing just doesn't go over well nowadays. Too many people feeling protective over their new toys.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23885 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:41:24 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 14, 2015, 04:01:34 AM

On the other hand maybe I should start posting lists of 40+ anarchist/libertarian tracts and demanding people read all of them before pretending they can discuss the legitimacy of the state.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #23886 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:45:58 AM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 14, 2015, 11:23:31 AM

Quote from: dmj on February 14, 2015, 09:05:54 AM
Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 14, 2015, 07:50:28 AM
Edit: Drive by of the year

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151950692&postcount=76

God that was amazing, I hope he wasn't banned for that post specifically. I could not spot a lie.

He was probably banned for this one

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151951442&postcount=80

Weapons grade Ether

Good grief

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #23887 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:52:35 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 14, 2015, 02:28:17 AM

1. If the game reviews well, everyone that didn't suck the games dick must eat crow.
2. If the game reviews moderately well or poorly, game reviewers don't know what good games are and you gotta trust Gaf fuck boys.
3. If the game reviews terribly, it is probably the best and most misunderstood game of all time.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #23888 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:00:21 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 14, 2015, 02:28:17 AM

The Order review thread will either be the best thread this year or possibly the worst. Thread quality depends on the scores themselves and how good the trolling is, both elements amount to 50/50 when it comes to thread quality. At this point in the game, Sony stans use these posting style methods:

1. If the game reviews well, everyone that didn't suck the games dick must eat crow.
2. If the game reviews moderately well or poorly, game reviewers don't know what good games are and you gotta trust Gaf fuck boys.
3. If the game reviews terribly, it is probably the best and most misunderstood game of all time.

basically "i win fuckers"

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #23889 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:01:20 PM »

Quote from: /r/neofeg on February 14, 2015, 04:03:55 AM

wow u f@ggits care 2 much

write me a soliloquy, lolololololoolol

If you die I will totally write you a soliloquy.
I promise.
Go on.
Please?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23890 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:02:01 PM »

Quote from: Rman on February 14, 2015, 09:37:44 AM

Surprised EL is getting flack from the LBGT community on GAF. Yes, he sometimes lacks finesse in his moderation, but he's been very fair in general. It's one of the few major game forums with such a big community and is protected fiercely in moderation.

Why wouldn't he? Mumei was their protected class mod.

meeb · « **Reply #23891 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on February 14, 2015, 08:47:51 AM

Demodding Mumei is more a spilled milk problem. Angry, virginal tumblrites have taken over in many areas and unless Evilore is willing to do a mass ban on these losers, it's not going to solve much of anything. The Tumblr set needs to be put down but Evilore won't ban them because he needs the ad revenue. It's a band aid solution.

I'm actually rather happy about it. The site has turned into something he can't be proud of, and it is pretty much his fault.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23892 on:** February 14, 2015, 12:54:51 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152062142&postcount=4081

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152059547&postcount=4044

gonna need a big bag of popcorn for the review thread.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #23893 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:03:47 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2015, 12:54:51 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152062142&postcount=4081

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152059547&postcount=4044

gonna need a big bag of popcorn for the review thread.

There's so much Astroturf you could lay every field in the NFL and have some left over for MLS

Everyone's favorite reputation manager Loudninja setting the tone as well

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152062658&postcount=4089

Rman · « **Reply #23894 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:06:48 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2015, 12:54:51 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152062142&postcount=4081

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152059547&postcount=4044

gonna need a big bag of popcorn for the review thread.

I still don't understand the hype for this game at all.

Bloodborne I do get, but the Order seems like another cinematic cash in trash.

kick51 · « **Reply #23895 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:09:49 PM »

beanie avatar in 2015 brehs

and a sackboy taboot. IT'S OVER, SACKBOY DIDN'T BECOME A MASCOT.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23896 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:10:04 PM »

it's part of the sony comeback brah, gotta protect the companies that really care about us gamers.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152063450&postcount=4104

the days leading up to the review embargo are gonna be priceless

Rman · « **Reply #23897 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:13:29 PM »

But Sony is kicking ass. It won the generation free. I don't get this cheerleading. They don't need it anymore. They won. It's over.

mormapope · « **Reply #23898 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:19:47 PM »

The problem now Rman is current gen output is complete dogshit unless you really dig indie games. So any AAA release now, especially exclusives, are a lot more important to fanboys.

Xbox fanboys have barely made a peep compared to Sony fanboys. In fact Xbox fanboys actually took the beating with some pride, I rarely see Xbone only owners shit up threads.

kick51 · « **Reply #23899 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Rman on February 14, 2015, 01:13:29 PM

But Sony is kicking ass. It won the generation free. I don't get this cheerleading. They don't need it anymore. They won. It's over.

for the forum warrior, it's never over.

mormapope · « **Reply #23900 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:24:05 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152064803&postcount=4128
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152065094&postcount=4133

You can cut through these dudes skin with pizza crust.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23901 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:31:57 PM »

the new neofeg banner

Purple Filth · « **Reply #23902 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:01:49 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 14, 2015, 01:19:47 PM

The problem now Rman is current gen output is complete dogshit unless you really dig indie games. So any AAA release now, especially exclusives, are a lot more important to fanboys.

Xbox fanboys have barely made a peep compared to Sony fanboys. In fact Xbox fanboys actually took the beating with some pride, I rarely see Xbone only owners shit up threads.

Say the Xbox one sucks and see what you get or those Digital Foundary threads before the PC guys come in

its just the Sony fans are more on the attacking end now especially with the sales stuff since it actually matters again (and now mostly irrelevant for the other side)

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23903 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:02:30 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2015, 01:31:57 PM

the new neofeg banner

Just saw it

StealthFan · « **Reply #23904 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:04:58 PM »

Why would you skip the cutscenes in Spec Ops; The Line?

Surely you don't play that game for the gameplay.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #23905 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:13:46 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2015, 01:10:04 PM

it's part of the sony comeback brah, gotta protect the companies that really care about us gamers.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152063450&postcount=4104

the days leading up to the review embargo are gonna be priceless

People associating 50 Cent Blood In The Sand with The Order

mormapope · « **Reply #23906 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on February 14, 2015, 02:11:33 PM

Quote from: mormapope on February 14, 2015, 01:19:47 PM
Xbox fanboys have barely made a peep compared to Sony fanboys. In fact Xbox fanboys actually took the beating with some pride, I rarely see Xbone only owners shit up threads.

I prefer XBox myself, but have you not seen the dumb shit MS fanboy "Return of the King" bullshit in the November and December NPD threads?

Fanboys are awful by nature, winning or losing. It's just that GAF has become a bigger breeding ground for the sonytards lately.

You're right, I forgot about NPD threads and how that is a arena for any fanboy. I will change my toon slightly and say Sony fanboys are being much louder than Xbox fanboys, you don't see many "Ryse and Lococycle are actually excellent games" threads.

Quote from: StealthFan on February 14, 2015, 02:04:58 PM

Why would you skip the cutscenes in Spec Ops; The Line?

Surely you don't play that game for the gameplay.

I agree when it comes to watching the cutscenes in Spec Ops, but I had fun shooting dudes

kick51 · « **Reply #23907 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:26:58 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 14, 2015, 01:31:57 PM

the new neofeg banner

lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i'm still going to bully r/neofeg as much as possible

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23908 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:31:15 PM »

neofeg now has a partnership with this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRANSAIDS

disgusting.

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23909 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:45:50 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=152059598

Quote from: Darklord;152059598

Muhammad liked cats and under aged girls. Sounds like the perfect fit for a manga.

nachobro · « **Reply #23910 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:09:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=992267

gaf continues to wish they could create a good meme instead of jacking from 4chan or reddit

headwalk · « **Reply #23911 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:15:02 PM »

who needs paid astroturfers anyway?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152075888&postcount=4268

Rman · « **Reply #23912 on:** February 14, 2015, 04:56:41 PM »

Who runs NeoFAG anyway? The OPA crew?

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23913 on:** February 14, 2015, 05:04:48 PM »

Quote from: Rman on February 14, 2015, 04:56:41 PM

Who runs NeoFAG anyway? The OPA crew?

My.money is on nudemacusers.

Anti-Monitor · « **Reply #23914 on:** February 14, 2015, 05:24:18 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on February 14, 2015, 08:47:51 AM

Demodding Mumei is more a spilled milk problem. Angry, virginal tumblrites have taken over in many areas and unless Evilore is willing to do a mass ban on these losers, it's not going to solve much of anything. The Tumblr set needs to be put down but Evilore won't ban them because he needs the ad revenue. It's a band aid solution.

Man, I never understand this generalization about Tumblr. To me, Tumblr is a place to be reminded of old tv shows and have lots of sweet porn/hot people.

Then I discovered what an otherkin is.

Sausage · « **Reply #23915 on:** February 14, 2015, 05:44:12 PM »

Tumblr porn

kick51 · « **Reply #23916 on:** February 14, 2015, 05:46:15 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on February 14, 2015, 03:15:02 PM

who needs paid astroturfers anyway?

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152075888&postcount=4268

haven't seen serious business like this in a while.

octopushover · « **Reply #23917 on:** February 14, 2015, 06:22:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152093747&postcount=18

thinking of a video game immediately when you see any image

thinking of mass effect 3 immediately when you see any image

thinking of a little kid in mass effect 3 immediately when you see any image of a little kid

StealthFan · « **Reply #23918 on:** February 14, 2015, 06:54:14 PM »

little kids

SmokyDave · « **Reply #23919 on:** February 14, 2015, 06:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2015, 02:31:15 PM

neofeg now has a partnership with this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRANSAIDS

disgusting.

I think it's all about being as 'shocking' as possible. Are you shocked? It's shocking, isn't it! I'm so shocked.

Seriously though, it has all the nuance and subtlety of a brick through a plate glass window. I like my hatred low-key, clever, and classy.

helios · « **Reply #23920 on:** February 14, 2015, 06:58:53 PM »

That little kid in ME3 was a little shit hiding in vents and shit. That's why you got blown up bitch.

StealthFan · « **Reply #23921 on:** February 14, 2015, 07:07:13 PM »

My Shepard was a renegade and shouldn't have given a fuck about that kid. Fuck ME3, man.

benjipwns · « **Reply #23922 on:** February 14, 2015, 07:10:25 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on February 14, 2015, 03:27:28 PM

Of you could be benji and list a bunch of economics tracts that are running jokes in the 21st century.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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thisismyusername · « **Reply #23923 on:** February 14, 2015, 07:14:13 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=992372

OMG whatever shall we do!?

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #23924 on:** February 14, 2015, 07:14:20 PM »

Quote from: kick51 on February 14, 2015, 05:46:15 PM

Quote from: headwalk on February 14, 2015, 03:15:02 PM
who needs paid astroturfers anyway?

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152075888&postcount=4268

haven't seen serious business like this in a while.

They pulling out the stops. Already declaring them the next Naughty Dog

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152092925&postcount=4532
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152099966&postcount=4634
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152100008&postcount=4636

Can't interrupt the narrative, bro

I feel sorry for the first poor fucker that gives this anything under 9/10 as they will be dog piled on twitter.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #23925 on:** February 14, 2015, 07:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2015, 02:31:15 PM

neofeg now has a partnership with this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRANSAIDS

disgusting.

so again I ask, when do we stop with the no ban shit and boot this dipfuck that runs a legit hate site and stalks and harasses people. there's literally no reason dude should be allowed here.

kick51 · « **Reply #23926 on:** February 14, 2015, 07:58:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152102669&postcount=4696

so in other words...the gameplay isn't good.

El Babua · « **Reply #23927 on:** February 14, 2015, 08:08:33 PM »

Hey, it's an experience buddy.

An experience that will finally legitimize our art to the masses.

Sausage · « **Reply #23928 on:** February 14, 2015, 08:24:37 PM »

What does bish checked mean?

nachobro · « **Reply #23929 on:** February 14, 2015, 08:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on February 14, 2015, 08:24:37 PM

What does bish checked mean?

that their "leaks" stay in the company line

Dennis · « **Reply #23930 on:** February 14, 2015, 08:44:27 PM »

Quote from: kick51 on February 14, 2015, 07:58:35 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152102669&postcount=4696

so in other words...the gameplay isn't good.

"At least it is not broken you guys"

/r/neofeg · « **Reply #23931 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:19:02 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on February 14, 2015, 07:40:31 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2015, 02:31:15 PM
neofeg now has a partnership with this...
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRANSAIDS

disgusting.

so again I ask, when do we stop with the no ban shit and boot this dipfuck that runs a legit hate site and stalks and harasses people. there's literally no reason dude should be allowed here.

the internet is scary.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #23932 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:29:01 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 14, 2015, 07:14:20 PM

Quote from: kick51 on February 14, 2015, 05:46:15 PM
Quote from: headwalk on February 14, 2015, 03:15:02 PM
who needs paid astroturfers anyway?

(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152075888&postcount=4268

haven't seen serious business like this in a while.

They pulling out the stops. Already declaring them the next Naughty Dog

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152092925&postcount=4532
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152099966&postcount=4634
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152100008&postcount=4636

Can't interrupt the narrative, bro

I feel sorry for the first poor fucker that gives this anything under 9/10 as they will be dog piled on twitter.

It seems Gerstmann might actually be reviewing it.

if true then we might be in for a feast (or watch as he's now deemed worthy if he thinks the game is good)

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #23933 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:39:15 PM »

The Order's ending leaked. Obligatory spoilers

Guy who posted it all on YT says it actually is 5 hours long. The review thread is going to be insane

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23934 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:46:28 PM »

It's amazing seeing nerds get so defensive over the idea of "cinematic gaming," when nearly every cinematic game has a shitty story. Stop acting like this shit is the upper echelon of your hobby - it's tryhard tripe that isn't even straight to DVD status.

helios · « **Reply #23935 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:51:56 PM »

It plays like a Telltale game. At least those are $25.

El Babua · « **Reply #23936 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:52:45 PM »

That ending.

You know, even without context it looks pretty bad.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #23937 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:54:40 PM »

The final boss is a QTE?

zepblackstar · « **Reply #23938 on:** February 14, 2015, 10:09:43 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 14, 2015, 09:39:15 PM

The Order's ending leaked. Obligatory spoilers

Guy who posted it all on YT says it actually is 5 hours long. The review thread is going to be insane

(Image removed from quote.)

5 hours long and 60 bucks?

thank you gamefly...

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #23939 on:** February 14, 2015, 10:12:44 PM »

What I don't get is....the developers have managed to make the game look incredible and all the combat animations are there, so why the fuck is it locked to QTE events? In that final boss video there are.moments where you freely hit him, then it goes into the string of QTE events again . just baffling to me. Unless I'm missing something.

Hell, I would rather have dull combat then press one button on prompt every few seconds for.

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 3183761 times)