1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[thisismyusername]

Modbot is closing Order threads now. Can't wait for the OT or the defenders to go to the "spoiler" thread in the meantime.

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152152709&postcount=5500

Dat spin.

When does the review embargo break? 

Apparently it's next Thursday.

It's confirmed now by people uploading on YT it's five hours and most of it is cutscenes and QTE's. It literally has less gameplay than Ryse. The spoiler thread is on fire

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=988658&page=16

The feast is coming

I'm loath to use the word but Nib95 really is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, the guy has a millionaire father yet he wastes his time shilling for shit sony games and consoles. It's blatantly obvious now that the Odour:1886 is a load of guff.

Launch bait that's two years late.

Apparently walking is gameplay in twisted reality land now.

Well, how many copies does elderscrolls sell?

 

[kick51]

Apparently it's next Thursday.

It's confirmed now by people uploading on YT it's five hours and most of it is cutscenes and QTE's. It literally has less gameplay than Ryse. The spoiler thread is on fire

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=988658&page=16

The feast is coming

oh man, i'm definitely calling in sick for this

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i'm unemployed 

[close]

Of course you would be, nobody employed would go out of their way to hunt down Xenosaga and Fire Emblem on Amazon

or even think about wasting the time to play those!  i can't get mad at the truth

[headwalk]

Modbot is closing Order threads now. Can't wait for the OT or the defenders to go to the "spoiler" thread in the meantime.

defend to the hilt the notion of barely interactive games and bubble with indignation at people coming up with impressions from youtube:

http://www.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=152166395

[Joe Molotov]

Art

Press X to Cock

[Take My Breh Away]

Modbot is closing Order threads now. Can't wait for the OT or the defenders to go to the "spoiler" thread in the meantime.

defend to the hilt the notion of barely interactive games and bubble with indignation at people coming up with impressions from youtube:

http://www.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=152166395

"File not found"

Thread has been outright memory holed.

[Broseidon]

That voice acting

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

[headwalk]

they're now all rallying around the one guy with an order avatar who gave it a glowing review with "12-16 hours of gameplay" to start "an impressions thread for adults", which he's getting cold feet about given that he doesn't want to "be the one to catch fire if people don't like the game in the end".

edit: and there it is: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=992687. a literal PR war.

it's just a shame this guy can't contribute to metacritic.

[meeb]

PC gamers can be such a pathetic bunch lol.

It must make them so mad that some people actually like mobile games.

[nudemacusers]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152164283&postcount=884

[close]

Another thing about the play through is that it completely ignores collectibles and viewables. It's really jarring the way he completely ignores the button prompts that prop up when there's something to pick up or look at.

5 hours 20 minutes is basically going to be a low difficulty, no frills or exploration, fairly rushed completion.

[doctavius bonbon]

The deep, rich gameplay of picking up objects and rotating them.

[meeb]

The deep, rich gameplay of picking up objects and rotating them.

Actually that's a good chunk of gameplay in Ace Attorney Apollo Justice. And that game's probably a good deal cheaper and just as long as The Order.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

X, X, X, D

Oh wail lol.....O,O,O,∆

[kick51]

Knack, Kaz, Beanie, LBP, Tearaway, Gravity Rush, and The Order avatars everywhere

a telling sign of how "strong" PS exclusives have been the past couple years

bloodborne, please save me

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[meeb]

Knack, Kaz, Beanie, LBP, Tearaway, Gravity Rush, and The Order avatars everywhere

a telling sign of how "strong" PS exclusives have been the past couple years

bloodborne, please save me

I'm still shocked people even give a shit about LBP anymore.

[Joe Molotov]

That voice acting

u wot, m8?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Gold!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[Your Stalker]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 

[doctavius bonbon]

The deep, rich gameplay of picking up objects and rotating them.

Actually that's a good chunk of gameplay in Ace Attorney Apollo Justice. And that game's probably a good deal cheaper and just as long as The Order.

If I could use the items I find in the order to solve murder mysteries and put suspected werewolves on trial, this game would actually become super dope.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152184119&postcount=160

I wish I could articulate better how classy this game sounds, moves and looks.

The eerie, creeping strings, brass and all-male choir in the score softly pouring into your ears as you slowly walk through a warmly lit Victorian house and step out a window to the wet London rooftops at night...

Wow... *~*

[Joe Molotov]

wow

[nachobro]

all the people lavishing praise on The Odor never mention how fun it is to play. I wonder why...

i'm surprised Squiddy is still upset over his lepering.

not like he has anything else going on in his life

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152184119&postcount=160

I wish I could articulate better how classy this game sounds, moves and looks.

The eerie, creeping strings, brass and all-male choir in the score softly pouring into your ears as you slowly walk through a warmly lit Victorian house and step out a window to the wet London rooftops at night...

Wow... *~*

Y'know when someone sucks at Astroturfing when they unironically use the same ellipses abuse 4chan uses to mock Neogaf. Rapier probably is a Ready At Dawn employee

[octopushover]

*~*

[headwalk]

has GAF really reached the point where even the most shameless avatar wielding shill who fires up a thread positively leaking disdain for all of a game's potential detractors that celebrates every last binary digit in its code can't be called out?

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152187899&postcount=286

rest in pepperoni

[kick51]

mods giving a master class in how to build a hugbox 

[Purple Filth]

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[Dickie Dee]

It seems Gerstmann might actually be reviewing it.

we're gonna eat brehs

[Dickie Dee]

https://archive.today/oBGuE

 

I tried to contribute by actually generating original content over there, but I was banned for not slavishly reposting content from other sites.

Did he not read Karakand's Blossom thread?

[demi]

You dont have to worry about /r/ anymore. Maybe you will stop whining and triggering at every turn. Thanks.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I sorta get what Squiddy is saying in a way about new content. But he's got unrealistic expectations. It's not like gaf where you're gonna have two dozen posts telling you how awesome you are in 20 minutes. There's just not that many of us, so a new thread is only gonna get a few replies, and if you make it dumb thread most of the replies are gonna be "You're dumb" because this isn't a hugbox. That's why we have just a few threads that get a lot of traction. In the end, he should just shut up.

[demi]

Oh shut the fuck up squiddy is just making noise

[Courage]

Azealia Banks got me banned when will her tyranny against white people end?

[king of the internet]

has GAF really reached the point where even the most shameless avatar wielding shill who fires up a thread positively leaking disdain for all of a game's potential detractors that celebrates every last binary digit in its code can't be called out?

The worst part of that thread isn't the disgusting OP but the people rushing in to pat him on the back for his "great" impressions.

"Personally, I think it harkens back to Metal Gear Solid in terms of pacing, to Killzone 2 for its gunplay theatricality, and to Vanquish, for its replayability."

Dude should be getting roasted for that shit. But it's a lost cause and has been for a long time. Those several thousand post hypefests are the heart of that forum now. Fuck it.

[nachobro]

lol some of my posts mocking the order got deleted. shameful y2kev

[Atramental]

Shhhh. No dissenting opinions. Only warm, glowing impressions for a mediocre interactive movie.

[Phoenix Dark]

The problem with Squiddy and many GAF gaming/OT posters is that he is more into reactions than conversations. People don't post news stories on GAF to discuss them - they post for reactions, many of which are pretty standard/predictable. You'll have a group of people who get upset when negative stories are posted, you have a group that posts gif reactions, posters who quote gif reactions, drive by trolls/shit posts/etc.

The Bore doesn't really have much of that. Sure we troll and post Coli emotes but most of the active threads here are...people talking and shooting the shit. We don't have many reaction threads about news stories or events. Most of our threads are similar to some of the community threads on GAF: posters actually talking to each other.

Ultimately Squiddy has no interest in discussing anything, he wants reactions - to his links and to his forced personality. Even the worst Bore posters eventually became decent by moving away from shock posts and joining in conversations. Squiddy is incapable of having a normal conversation, all he wants is a spotlight.

[huckleberry]

lol some of my posts mocking the order got deleted. shameful y2kev

Mine too. I think the thread was actually nuked.

[nachobro]

Nah the impressions thread is still there but negative impressions are being removed

[dmj]

If it's really five hours 

I'm so glad everything I've seen of that PoS has turned me off, I'll just continue playing MGS3 HD which manages to be an amazing SP only game that isn't 5 hours. The defense force for The Order is sad, reminds me of the Infamous: Second Son defense force when people realized that it too was a 5 hour game. I don't think I've ever felt as swindled buying a game as when I bought that and beat it so fast.

[huckleberry]

Looks like they removed all the comments from the last 2 days or so. 

Great "impressions" thread gaf.

[recursivelyenumerable]

The problem with Squiddy and many GAF gaming/OT posters is that he is more into reactions than conversations. People don't post news stories on GAF to discuss them - they post for reactions, many of which are pretty standard/predictable. You'll have a group of people who get upset when negative stories are posted, you have a group that posts gif reactions, posters who quote gif reactions, drive by trolls/shit posts/etc.

my fave gaf threads are the ones with inflammatory misleading topic lines that get pages of reactions until on page 10 or so someone posts some clarification that completely invalidates the implied premise, after which the reaction stream usually continues unfazed for another 5 or 10 pages until someone notices and maybe eventually a mod changes the thread title or locks the thread

[SantaC]

is the order ever going to come out? The daily threads on gaf is like a torture.

[Mr. Nobody]

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[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152173781&postcount=181

 

And I love Daisy's upper body in this picture and would love to have a body type just like it!

    (Image removed from quote.)

Her hips are wider than I want to have, though.

  

[Oblivion]

Holy shit, this broad's INSANE:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152177441&postcount=194

 

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152196254&postcount=18

[Atramental]

@Oblivion

Yes, it's an alleged abuse victim displaying abnormal wants and desires.

What's new?

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152196254&postcount=18

(Image removed from quote.)

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to :leo that. Even a few people in that thread caught it.

[DarkFlow]

Holy shit, this broad's INSANE:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152177441&postcount=194

 

I still remember the time I got them to stop acting like a 10 year old girl for one post.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52338498&postcount=18914

All that because he literately wanted to delete his whole steam library because he didn't want to look at one game.  Never did find out what game it was.

[Phoenix Dark]

something is literally wrong with that person. Dunno if he/she/etc is a woman or a dude pretending to be a little girl online, or an alien who contracted Asperger's from the earth's ozone.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The problem with Squiddy and many GAF gaming/OT posters is that he is more into reactions than conversations. People don't post news stories on GAF to discuss them - they post for reactions, many of which are pretty standard/predictable. You'll have a group of people who get upset when negative stories are posted, you have a group that posts gif reactions, posters who quote gif reactions, drive by trolls/shit posts/etc.

The Bore doesn't really have much of that. Sure we troll and post Coli emotes but most of the active threads here are...people talking and shooting the shit. We don't have many reaction threads about news stories or events. Most of our threads are similar to some of the community threads on GAF: posters actually talking to each other.

Ultimately Squiddy has no interest in discussing anything, he wants reactions - to his links and to his forced personality. Even the worst Bore posters eventually became decent by moving away from shock posts and joining in conversations. Squiddy is incapable of having a normal conversation, all he wants is a spotlight.

That's the down side with a high traffic board like NeoGAF.  Posting a thoughtful and nuanced opinion is a surefire way of getting ignored.  So if people want to be known on GAF, they have to crank up the hyperbole and try to be an internet personality.  With The Bore, there are just a couple dozen regulars so being some wacky zany guy who really loves Sony won't get you very far because those types of people are annoying as fuck in real life.

[milchs evil twin]

Pretty sure no one beats the number of absolutely insane posts HolyBaikal has made over the years. There are some weird fucks on GAF, but she (I think that's what they identify as?) takes the cake.

[headwalk]

Pretty sure no one beats the number of absolutely insane posts HolyBaikal has made over the years. There are some weird fucks on GAF, but she (I think that's what they identify as?) takes the cake.

don't think anyone will top that lycanthrope loon who seethed with hate whenever he thought of cows and was annoyed that he'd have to buy a dog if he wanted to kick it to death.