1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[headwalk]

More like The Order 188.6 (minutes) am I rite?

i expect them to patch in a six mile high ladder with a sack boy trophy at the top which takes four hours of real time to climb.

[CatsCatsCats]

QTEs all the way up

[bluemax]

Really hoping Bloodborne turns out good 

I'm sure it'll be a shiny pile of jank that forum nerds try to pass off as being "hardcore". Where hardcore means its a broken game.

[Mr. Nobody]

More like The Order 188.6 (minutes) am I rite?

i expect them to patch in a six mile high ladder with a sack boy trophy at the top which takes four hours of real time to climb.

What a thrill...

[StealthFan]

Really hoping Bloodborne turns out good 

I'm sure it'll be a shiny pile of jank that forum nerds try to pass off as being "hardcore". Where hardcore means its a broken game.

[king of the internet]

Bloodborne is gonna be dope as fuck. Just like Dark Souls and Demon Soul's before. Sorry if you little pussy ass bitches can't appreciate that. 

[Atramental]

edit:
Plus the soundtrack is going to be fucking awesome.
https://soundcloud.com/kassinex/bloodborne-ost-cleric-beast

 

[thisismyusername]

Really hoping Bloodborne turns out good 

I'm sure it'll be a shiny pile of jank that forum nerds try to pass off as being "hardcore". Where hardcore means its a broken game.

Really hoping Bloodborne turns out good 

I'm sure it'll be a shiny pile of jank that forum nerds try to pass off as being "hardcore". Where hardcore means its a broken game.

Yep.

Deep Down was destined to be next in line for this kinda dicksucking but then people found out it was f2p.

Nah. Even before Deep Down was revealed to be F2P scum, I was leery about it because: Capcom.

Bloodborne is gonna be dope as fuck. Just like Dark Souls and Demon Soul's before. Sorry if you little pussy ass bitches can't appreciate that. 

Let's be honest though: Dark Souls 2 is weaker than both (still alright but--). That said, From wanting to charge PC users for the DirectX 11 render upgrade when CDProjectRed was able to do that for the Witcher 2 via a patch for FREE is

[Supermanisdead]

i watched the order on youtube and was entertained. im ready for the next sony experience.

[ZephyrFate]

So question: Is this banning spree of Order dissenters because Sony paid off Evilore or something?

Also, Bloodborne is gonna be awesome as fuck and there wasn't a ton of reason to doubt Deep Down's quality after how fun Dragon's Dogma was. But then they didn't make a sequel. :|

[StealthFan]

Dragons Dogma Online is pure C'mon Capcom. gtfo.

[Vertigo]

So question: Is this banning spree of Order dissenters because Sony paid off Evilore or something?

It's probably down to the more crazed Sony fan PM'ing someone like Bish with people's posts and getting people clipped. Remember in hugbox gaming threads having a different opinion is not allowed especially when it's an exclusive game. And Sony exclusive game threads have a very bad reputation for not being the most welcoming of differing opinions.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i left a "the order: 1886" playthrough running on my second monitor, here's what you're all missing by not shedding the pithy 60 notes required to fill your life with excellence:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you're the order, you fight werewolves for no discernible reason with your friends frenchman, an mentor and an female. no one exists for any other reason than to make stoic quips and spout exposition.

you fight rebels until it turns out the rebels are actually fighting against the real evil, the protected united india company, who are shipping vampires in crates all over the world for no discernible reason beyond it it being evil.

you try to murder the head of the UIC, a vampire (who is also jack the ripper! that's why nobody can find him!) and get double crossed by your the order: 1886 buddy and are put on the order: 1886 trial and sentenced to death. they are oblivious to everything going on.

you escape, return to the order: 1886 to murder the double-crosser, who is the adopted son of the head of the order: 1886 and also a werewolf. dad comes in and tells you to kill him, keep everything a secret and become batman. you do this for no discernible reason.

the end.

some of the VO is pretty okay but the writing is so clichéd and awful you can almost smell the cheesy wotsits on the valor cape and dandruff coated fedora of whoever penned it. literally anything (every single plot moving element) that happens other than "mow down geezers in the street" is either a straight up movie or a QTE addled cut-scene. the final boss is a recycled QTE encounter from the first half of the game.

[close]

the main thing i got from this review is we have a glow effect at our disposal on this board??? how was I not aware of this amazing feature???

[Vertigo]

How the hell are people on Gaf still replying to HolyBaikal seriously?

The whole character is hilarious.

[Oblivion]

Wait, EatChildren isn't a mod anymore either? What happened with him?

[toku]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152416277&postcount=14676

[thisismyusername]

Wait, EatChildren isn't a mod anymore either? What happened with him?

I don't think anyone really knows. But this was a few days/week before Mumei's demodding, so it has nothing to do with SJW/PR/etc. stuff.

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152383862&postcount=6

Guess they figured self-playing games weren't enough.

[Shaka Khan]

Wait, EatChildren isn't a mod anymore either? What happened with him?

I don't think anyone really knows. But this was a few days/week before Mumei's demodding, so it has nothing to do with SJW/PR/etc. stuff.

Both EatChildren and Mumei being demodded is news to me. Was anyone else demodded/modded recently? Can't keep track anymore.

[JaseC]

Wait, EatChildren isn't a mod anymore either? What happened with him?

He voluntarily "retired" a few weeks ago

[Kabouter]

Wait, EatChildren isn't a mod anymore either? What happened with him?

I don't think anyone really knows. But this was a few days/week before Mumei's demodding, so it has nothing to do with SJW/PR/etc. stuff.

Both EatChildren and Mumei being demodded is news to me. Was anyone else demodded/modded recently? Can't keep track anymore.

Nope, afaik that's it. And yeah, EatChildren was demodded by his own request due to not having the time or desire to do much moderating.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Can't blame him. The place is a mess lately after gamergate. Ugly.

[Dennis]

EatChildren had not been very active as a mod for a while as far as I could tell. And he seemed like a much more carefree poster before and after his modship then he was during so maybe it just took out some of the GAF joy for him.

[SmokyDave]

I've now read so many frantic Nib95 posts on The Order, I've swung around to feeling bad for him. That dude is in for a crushing anti-climax.

[sarslip]

GAF joy

is this the tier below GAF Gold?



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152420645&postcount=2793
 

dave just give me $60 instead of buying this, and i'll gift you Mount Your Friends on Steam instead. 

[demi]

Nope, afaik that's it. And yeah, EatChildren was demodded by his own request due to not having the time or desire to do much moderating.

lol, you have desire to moderate.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152420645&postcount=2793
 

The special fellow is strong with this one. The dualities of wasting that much time to dissect the length of a game.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152420645&postcount=2793
 

The special fellow is strong with this one. The dualities of wasting that much time to dissect the length of a game.
(Image removed from quote.)

yes totally, but it's fascinating, i wish i could commision him to do a Ryse breakdown, i would love to see if Ryse contained more actual gameplay.

here's a breakdown, 90% of that poster's 231 threads contain the word "nintendo"

[Kabouter]

Can't blame him. The place is a mess lately after gamergate. Ugly.

Not like you have to moderate Gamergate stuff. If I had to read Gamergate threads, I'd stop being a mod today.

Nope, afaik that's it. And yeah, EatChildren was demodded by his own request due to not having the time or desire to do much moderating.

lol, you have desire to moderate.

Given how little I actually use moderator rights, certainly not much of a desire

[Purple Filth]

Looks like Jeff has finished The Order (which given the supposed length it shouldn't be fucking surprising  ) so a review might actually be in bound but also more likely is a Quick Look (which can give a preview of what he thought).  They tend to do QLs with most games, even those shitty ass ones on steam.

So prepare for more feasting i guess or are you people already full. 

[Take My Breh Away]

Looks like Jeff has finished The Order (which given the supposed length it shouldn't be fucking surprising  ) so a review might actually be in bound but also more likely is a Quick Look (which can give a preview of what he thought).  They tend to do QLs with most games, even those shitty ass ones on steam.

So prepare for more feasting i guess or are you people already full. 

This is starting to become a Chinese food buffet. You be hungry again by the time you get up for a second plate

[I'm a Puppy!]

GAF joy

is this the tier below GAF Gold?



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152420645&postcount=2793
 

dave just give me $60 instead of buying this, and i'll gift you Mount Your Friends on Steam instead.

Y'all calling this guy  "special fellow" I'm sitting here thinking,  this kid would make a good intern

[headwalk]

Can't blame him. The place is a mess lately after gamergate. Ugly.

Not like you have to moderate Gamergate stuff. If I had to read Gamergate threads, I'd stop being a mod today.

Nope, afaik that's it. And yeah, EatChildren was demodded by his own request due to not having the time or desire to do much moderating.

lol, you have desire to moderate.

Given how little I actually use moderator rights, certainly not much of a desire

has there been an acknowledged shift in how the gaming side is treated to allow fanthings their delusions?

time was that mods would've atleast had a laugh at their expense, but now all we're left with is kev doing his best kagari circa 2008 impression. the gaming side just comes across as a humourless facade where feelings are sacrosanct and even the most sickly shill post has to be taken at face value or risk getting canned.

is it the result of apathy or instruction? PM if you don't want to put it on public record. same goes for steve if he reads this.

[sarslip]

GAF joy

is this the tier below GAF Gold?



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=152420645&postcount=2793
 

dave just give me $60 instead of buying this, and i'll gift you Mount Your Friends on Steam instead.

Y'all calling this guy  "special fellow" I'm sitting here thinking,  this kid would make a good intern

dude's prolly 43

[Kabouter]

has there been an acknowledged shift in how the gaming side is treated to allow fanthings their delusions?

If there has been, nobody told me.

time was that mods would've atleast had a laugh at their expense, but now all we're left with is kev doing his best kagari circa 2008 impression. the gaming side just comes across as a humourless facade where feelings are sacrosanct and even the most sickly shill post has to be taken at face value or risk getting canned.

is it the result of apathy or instruction? PM if you don't want to put it on public record. same goes for steve if he reads this.

If that is the case, and I can't say I know whether it is or not since I only read a handful of gaming threads, it is not the result of instruction.

[Dennis]

If that is the case, and I can't say I know whether it is or not since I only read a handful of gaming threads, it is not the result of instruction.

You better hope EviLore isn't reading this. He might reduce your pay.

[thisismyusername]

Evilore... paying his moderators... 

[Sman]

Shidoshigate!

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/82088-cheeseburgers-in-tatters-mumei-gets-amiroxd/page-6

NeoFAG melts down when OA doesn't lynch Shidoshi.

[Mr. Nobody]

Shidoshigate!

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/82088-cheeseburgers-in-tatters-mumei-gets-amiroxd/page-6

NeoFAG melts down when OA doesn't lynch Shidoshi.

2 terrible website going at each other? 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That's cute. The other GAF offshoot is talking shit about us doing...the very same thing they do.



Edit: Now I am the resident bore negro according to neofag. Sorry, PD. 

Wonder if the shitbirds know I've probably know Shidoshi longer than any of them

[demi]

A trifecta of hatefuckery

[Mr. Nobody]

PD-kun is unappreciated in his time.

 The Walrus

    Surpassed PD in policy expertise

 

[demi]

You guys could try not caring about what they say, by the way

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You guys could try not caring about what they say, by the way

Hell no, I enjoy my role as resident Bore Negro. Srs bizness.

[thisismyusername]

Shidoshigate!

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/82088-cheeseburgers-in-tatters-mumei-gets-amiroxd/page-6

NeoFAG melts down when OA doesn't lynch Shidoshi.

I made the subreddit with my account here. I didn't even mean to put Shidoshi in the cross-fire of that subreddit.

You guys could try not caring about what they say, by the way

Hell no, I enjoy my role as resident Bore Negro. Srs bizness.

Yeah, but are you a magical negro? Or is that PD-kun?

[dmj]

I've now read so many frantic Nib95 posts on The Order, I've swung around to feeling bad for him. That dude is in for a crushing anti-climax.

I wonder if there will be a turnaround for this game like Destiny, where people realize the game they defended and fought so hard for is unmitigated shit. It will be interesting to see if the rhetoric from him and his ilk is the same in a few weeks or months after it bombs sales-wise.

[SmokyDave]

Shidoshigate!

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/82088-cheeseburgers-in-tatters-mumei-gets-amiroxd/page-6

NeoFAG melts down when OA doesn't lynch Shidoshi.

Ah man, why am I getting interested in forum drama? Must be the slow Vita release schedule

I agree with this dude from that OA thread though:

"Neofag is like the distorted mirror image of Neogaf: very militant against what neogaf is militant for".

So true.

I've now read so many frantic Nib95 posts on The Order, I've swung around to feeling bad for him. That dude is in for a crushing anti-climax.

I wonder if there will be a turnaround for this game like Destiny, where people realize the game they defended and fought so hard for is unmitigated shit. It will be interesting to see if the rhetoric from him and his ilk is the same in a few weeks or months after it bombs sales-wise.

I think the excuses will be along the lines of 'yeah but Bloodborne'. It'll just be swept under the rug.

[Phoenix Dark]

Shidoshigate!

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/82088-cheeseburgers-in-tatters-mumei-gets-amiroxd/page-6

NeoFAG melts down when OA doesn't lynch Shidoshi.

cliffnotes please. not clicking OA at work.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Shidoshigate!

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/82088-cheeseburgers-in-tatters-mumei-gets-amiroxd/page-6

NeoFAG melts down when OA doesn't lynch Shidoshi.

cliffnotes please. not clicking OA at work.

Neofag hates cheeseburgers. News at 11.

[Sman]

Shidoshigate!

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/82088-cheeseburgers-in-tatters-mumei-gets-amiroxd/page-6

NeoFAG melts down when OA doesn't lynch Shidoshi.

cliffnotes please. not clicking OA at work.

Shidoshi posts at OA; no drama follows

NeoFAG accuses of OA of going soft, letting doshi spread her agenda

OA laughs and calls neofag idiots

Back and forth continues

[Atramental]

It's funny to me that NeoFAG is essentially a radical branch of OA and OA is comparatively more moderate.

[ToxicAdam]

Neofeg reminds me of a 15 yr old OA user that was cryogenically frozen for the past 10 years and just woke up.

[thisismyusername]

It's funny to me that NeoFAG is essentially a radical branch of OA and OA is comparatively more moderate.

Yeah, I'm honestly shocked. OA used to be NeoFIG-level of hate back around... 4-6 years ago?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's funny to me that NeoFAG is essentially a radical branch of OA and OA is comparatively more moderate.

I like to think of all the spinoffs as a sort of anti gaf spectrum


GAF -> SLAENT ---> The Bore --------------> Opa - Ages -------> NeoFAG

GAF--------who gives a flying fuck?-------------Go outside.

[Joe Molotov]

It's funny to me that NeoFAG is essentially a radical branch of OA and OA is comparatively more moderate.

I like to think of all the spinoffs as a sort of anti gaf spectrum


GAF -> SLAENT ---> The Bore --------------> Opa - Ages -------> NeoFAG

Where does Mupepe.com fall?

[demi]

What is "SLAENT"

[Take My Breh Away]

I've now read so many frantic Nib95 posts on The Order, I've swung around to feeling bad for him. That dude is in for a crushing anti-climax.

I wonder if there will be a turnaround for this game like Destiny, where people realize the game they defended and fought so hard for is unmitigated shit. It will be interesting to see if the rhetoric from him and his ilk is the same in a few weeks or months after it bombs sales-wise.

The likes of Nib, Loudninja, Biker19, Nightingale and Deliusbeta and other loud stans who are damage controlling will just go back to harassing ninthings and xbots (Or the Sony stanleys recent new arch-nemesis, PC Elitists) and drive by shitposting to make themselves feel better (And they will get away with it with bish and y2kev in charge). There's no reason to feel sorry for serial turd burglars if their reaction is go be a shitheel elsewhere without punishment.

[Phoenix Dark]

It's funny to me that NeoFAG is essentially a radical branch of OA and OA is comparatively more moderate.

It's like when ISIS was kicked out of Al Qaeda for being too radical.

[Brehvolution]

Since the outrage isn't based on religion, should we assume head trauma?

[Atramental]

Splinter forums talking about splinter forums talking about splinter forums:
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2w75yi/maybe_we_should_extend_our_hate_to_oa_we_are_now/

"To beat thebore 2.0 you just have to ignore them."