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[mormapope]

Bill Maher

[huckleberry]

speculawyer is bill maher's precum grown into a full human being

 

[benjipwns]

speculawyer's expertise = "I read The Atlantic/New York Times Magazine's cover story"

And you can't call me a looney nutcase in comparison to PoliGAF when half of them believe in MMT. I can't compete with that.

[Atramental]

speculawyer is bill maher's precum grown into a full human being

 

[Kara]

And you can't call me a looney nutcase in comparison to PoliGAF when half of them believe in MMT. I can't compete with that.

They make fun of us for clinging to outdated ideologies when this is a hundred+ year old philosophy hiding in new threads.

Speaking of the once mildly respectable Atlantic, I saw a (presumably) old issue today with WHY CAN'T THE GREATEST ARMY IN THE WORLD WIN? on the cover. Maybe because the last substantive war it actually had to fight start to finish was the War of Secession.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153683750&postcount=65

 

[mormapope]

At the very least Sonic porn/fan fic/ furry stuff is hilarious, its shit you can laugh at. Little girls showing skin and being "cute" is the unfunniest and most boring shit out there.

Like, if a friend of yours tells you they dress up as Tails and fucks a chick dressed as Amy while being buttfucked by someone dressed like Knuckles, that's something that's pretty humorous and more power to those people. If a friend tells you they're attracted to kids, shit would get awkward and stay awkward for a long time.

[Quaker]

speculawyer is a shit-tier poster

kara's description is spot on

I dunno, must be pretty cool to have your own personal theme song.

[benjipwns]

Speaking of the once mildly respectable Atlantic, I saw a (presumably) old issue today with WHY CAN'T THE GREATEST ARMY IN THE WORLD WIN? on the cover. Maybe because the last substantive war it actually had to fight start to finish was the War of Secession.

The what? I think you mean the War of Nothern Aggression.

[Kara]

At the very least Sonic porn/fan fic/ furry stuff is hilarious, its shit you can laugh at. Little girls showing skin and being "cute" is the unfunniest and most boring shit out there.

Like, if a friend of yours tells you they dress up as Tails and fucks a chick dressed as Amy while being buttfucked by someone dressed like Knuckles, that's something that's pretty humorous and more power to those people. If a friend tells you they're attracted to kids, shit would get awkward and stay awkward for a long time.

It sounds like you've had one of these two conversations before.

[mormapope]

Sorta, I have a friend/know somebody who tries to justify being attracted to 14/15 year olds. Me and other friends instantly shit on that behavioral trait behind his back.

Funniest thing regarding that trait is he's one of those people that have this smug "I know how bad the government/corporations are, I'm one of the few who knows whats going on" attitude. Society and civilization indeed suck in more ways than one, anyone that isn't a child knows that. But he'll instantly shit on facets of society without significant elaboration. Pseudo intellectual down to the bone.

This is also a person that's afraid to look at the FBIs top 10 most wanted list on a government website (shits interesting, fun to look at), but will peruse and talk about drugs on a drug based forum. 

[benjipwns]

I find Wikipedia to be more useful for the Top 10.

I hate when they put some fugitive who has like one murder or armed robbery on the list though.

[mormapope]

Least favorite on the FBI list is wire fraud, pretty boring crime. One criminal I read about drugged people in a armored money van via needle injection and escaped with millions of dollars, happened in the 80's, dude is obviously not caught.

Reading about criminals that get away with what they do is awesome as long as they didn't drown their kids or murder their wife/husband in cold blood. Smart criminals are pretty interesting.

EDIT: Something I find incredibly flawed in the United States is the amount of force and such that gets thrown at people that steal money. What is the main problem with armed robbery via bank robbery, the fact they threatened or used excessive force, or that they steal money which puts the bank in a shitty position?

Bank robberies have always been interesting to me.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999032

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I would know.

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[king of the internet]

Marriage, what a fucking sham

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Children of divorce

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[Shaka Khan]

How are there 5000+ posts specifically about buying amiibos in canada?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=985202

Canadians are more whimsical? Fuck if I know.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999692

 

[pilonv1]

No wonder the terrorists are winning with all this free personal information

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999767

but if you call him out, you'll be the one to get banned 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999767

but if you call him out, you'll be the one to get banned 

Please just link to the fucking call out. Linking to the whole thread forces normal people like me to suffer through a wave of bullshit for the payoff. Thanks.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999692

 

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999767

but if you call him out, you'll be the one to get banned 

Please just link to the fucking call out. Linking to the whole thread forces normal people like me to suffer through a wave of bullshit for the payoff. Thanks.

there isn't one.  at least, not one that fits how gamefaqs that thread is.

[thisismyusername]

EDIT: Something I find incredibly flawed in the United States is the amount of force and such that gets thrown at people that steal money. What is the main problem with armed robbery via bank robbery, the fact they threatened or used excessive force, or that they steal money which puts the bank in a shitty position?

Money wasn't insured since it wasn't at the "bank" yet? I dunno. Seems like if it's in-transit it isn't insured and that's why they have excessive force to get it back.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

EDIT: Something I find incredibly flawed in the United States is the amount of force and such that gets thrown at people that steal money. What is the main problem with armed robbery via bank robbery, the fact they threatened or used excessive force, or that they steal money which puts the bank in a shitty position?

Money wasn't insured since it wasn't at the "bank" yet? I dunno. Seems like if it's in-transit it isn't insured and that's why they have excessive force to get it back.

That money is insured if it's in transit, trust me.

[Joe Molotov]

No wonder the terrorists are winning with all this free personal information

Your mother and sister's address along with the addresses of every other freedom loving American could be in the hands of Bin Laden right now thanks to the ObamaPages.  :'(

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999836

so let's see

morrowind on console:

oblivion on console:

skryim on console:

hmm, yeah let's pay a high price for bethesda to let us run it at 1080p 

[kick51]

buying a bethesda game on console is like locking yourself in a room with a known serial killerapist

[thisismyusername]

buying a bethesda game on console is like locking yourself in a room with a known serial killerapist

Eh... Morrowind on X-box wasn't too bad (minus that save file bloat/freeze that the PS3 got.  ) Oblivion and Skyrim though...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153407600&postcount=101

I'm too wreckles. Always tempted to visit virus infested sites way too much. I download a lot of roms and pirated adobe software. Theres a site called cgperisa that gave me a virus so hard, I couldn't access my desktop.

He's not going to get banned because it's okay, because he didn't admit he pirates video games. NeoGAF™.

[nudemacusers]

go back and play morrowind on the xbox and edit your post. shit was

[Am_I_Anonymous]

playing Morrowind Xbox at a friends

Shit was so awful i didn't play it on PC till like '06.

Play shit games on console brehs.....

[jakefromstatefarm]

Playing ES w/o access to the modding community mjlaugh.gif

[Mr. Nobody]

morrowind on console:

Playing this on PC for the first time

[archie4208]

Skyrim with mods is just putting lipstick on a pig. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Skyrim with mods is just putting lipstick on a pig. 

I'm with you on this. None of those games are worth a fuck.

Elder Scrolls is straight

They should ship those games with a a free neckbeard card redeemable for 1/2 off mountain dew and Vasectomies.

[nudemacusers]

Exactly. I don't want to play it on low and like a slideshow. Nor do I want to go buy a better PC. I want to play it optimized and looking gorgeous on the new consoles I bought.




also i find the TES games overrated at release but they're fun sandbox diversions a couple years after they drop and get some mods and other fun additions.

[Mr. Nobody]

Skyrim with mods is just putting lipstick on a pig. 

I'm with you on this. None of those games are worth a fuck.

Elder Scrolls is straight

They should ship those games with a a free neckbeard card redeemable for 1/2 off mountain dew and Vasectomies.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Skyrim with mods is just putting lipstick on a pig. 

I'm with you on this. None of those games are worth a fuck.

Elder Scrolls is straight

They should ship those games with a a free neckbeard card redeemable for 1/2 off mountain dew and Vasectomies.

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[nudemacusers]

although i am considering a vasectomy so maybe you're not off

[Am_I_Anonymous]

although i am considering a vasectomy so maybe you're not off

Had that fight with the wife.

I said "Hell no bitch nobody is knifing my junk, deal with it"

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Then I got a vasectomy

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[nudemacusers]

i just want to complete inside 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i just want to complete inside 

Meh, tits are still a more fun target.

[nudemacusers]

well i won't deny that but a man needs options.

[Kara]

Many times in my life I've stepped back and asked myself just what the fuck I was doing with myself.

The first time I used the included physical map of Morrowind to navigate the island was one of those times.

Fighting a dude doing tai chi bullshit in a volcano while wearing a nappie is metal as fuck doe.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Many times in my life I've stepped back and asked myself just what the fuck I was doing with myself.

The first time I used the included map of Morrowind to navigate the island was one of those times.

Fighting a dude doing tai chi bullshit in a volcano while wearing a nappie is metal as fuck doe.

[Mr. Nobody]

Fighting cliff racers and failing horribly 

[CatsCatsCats]

Hey check it out these boots will make me fly

[Am_I_Anonymous]

well i won't deny that but a man needs options.

Also child proof adultery   

[nudemacusers]

well i won't deny that but a man needs options.

Also child proof adultery   

that's the furthest thing from my mind


                       

[Phoenix Dark]

Skyrim is dope. It's so easy to lose track of time while playing it, or to waste time doing random shit. I need to return to it this weekend.

The controls aren't perfect but it's dope

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still wish it was an isometric ARPG tho    @esch @greatrumbler

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

well i won't deny that but a man needs options.

Also child proof adultery   

that's the furthest thing from my mind


                       

Me too, of course

                         

[Kara]

I swore off TES after Oblivion, didn't buy Skyrim, and won't play a Fallout again after nu-Vegas.

I also dgaf about Souls outside of as a unit of measure and Gogol.

Tell me how my ass taste Kobe.

[CatsCatsCats]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I just don't get that series, I tried the one with Jean Luc Picard trying to break me out of prison for about 2 hours.

Horrible combat, horrible.


Have your most feared enemy be a mudcrap brehs.

[Kara]

(Image removed from quote.)

Come to me through fire and war, Moon-and-Star.

[mormapope]

Fallout New Vegas is way better than all the Elder Scrolls games and Fallout 3. Obsidian has a knack for taking a franchise that's good and making it great, KOTOR 2 and New Vegas for example.

At this point I expect Fallout 4 to be a even more streamlined version of Skyrim, current gen development plus chasing after the Walking Dead crowd.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Fallout New Vegas is way better than all the Elder Scrolls games and Fallout 3. Obsidian has a knack for taking a franchise that's good and making it great, KOTOR 2 and New Vegas for example.

KOTOR was already great, shitbreath. 

[Brehvolution]

well i won't deny that but a man needs options.

Also child proof adultery   

that's the furthest thing from my mind


                       

Me too, of course

                         

[mormapope]

KOTOR was already great, shitbreath. 

 

KOTOR 1 is a corny and fun adventure. KOTOR 2 is a game made for adults that don't want any George Lucas corniness.

Bioware's writing versus Obsidian's?
 

[Kara]

Dungeon Siege 3 is the only Obsidian joint I've liked. The steampunk city is legit, even the HK-47 knock-offs.

[mormapope]

Gotta give Bioware props though, they do create the best gay comedies in the 21st century. Extremely progressive.